[Official] X Marks the Spot: Xfearbefore Xclusive Thread

[FromTheSouth]

We poured out an entire pitcher last night outside of the bar for him.

 

[FromTheSouth]

His name was Sandman, for obvious reasons. The first time I hit him, I was 17 or 18 and I seriously lost consciousness.

 

[X]

Lucky fuck.

I only have one bowl left. That ruins my night.

Simpsons Season 5 for the massive win.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

6 1/2 weeks til January, ol boy. Yes sir.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Yay

 

[DeadmanCometh]

I've been off for a little while.

What exactly is wrong with the site?

 

[X]

6 1/2 weeks til January, ol boy. Yes sir.

Fuck yeah man. I'll have boomboxes all blaring Steven Regal's theme when you step off the plane.

 

[FromTheSouth]

You watching right now?

 

[X]

Our secret guilty pleasure? I just started watching it. I'm switching back and forth between it and Turning Point. Just burned it so I'm really looking forward to the Nigel-Angle and Triple Threat matches.

But yes. I'm watching.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I can't believe I watch this show.

I just can't turn away. They made all the characters, so, dare I say it, interesting.

 

[X]

I shall no longer be ashamed of liking Glee. I shall proclaim it from the rooftops.

I keep watching, expecting the show to get lame. It never, ever does. I love it.

 

[FromTheSouth]

this is going to be funny.

 

[X]

If I was Schuester I'm not sure I'd be able to resist Rachel. That girl is so crazy sexy.

 

[FromTheSouth]

She's have to wear glasses while she sucked my cock though. It would be required.

 

[X]

She does look sexy in glasses. But why, you think her eyes are too big or something?

That "Don't Stand so Close to Me" segment was well done.

I have a hankering for some good fried chicken. How's the fried chicken in Texas?

 

[FromTheSouth]

She does look sexy in glasses. But why, you think her eyes are too big or something?

No, I think she's hot as hell, and she is the subject of all my nerd fantasies.

That "Don't Stand so Close to Me" segment was well done.

They've abandoned Mr. Schuster and Emma. I guess he is going to push her away until he discovers his wife isn't pregnant and then go running to her, which will probably be too late. He'll have to fight the coach, but they'll make it a dance fight, and Schu comes out on top.

I have a hankering for some good fried chicken. How's the fried chicken in Texas?

Pete's Chicken.

Do you guys have Grandy's? I think it might be a southern thing. We don't have anymore in Corpus, and I don't know if there are any anywhere, but that used to be the best fried chicken ever.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I just want to hold her when she cries.

 

[X]

No, I think she's hot as hell, and she is the subject of all my nerd fantasies.

Damn right. The filthy, nasty things I'd do to her.

They've abandoned Mr. Schuster and Emma. I guess he is going to push her away until he discovers his wife isn't pregnant and then go running to her, which will probably be too late. He'll have to fight the coach, but they'll make it a dance fight, and Schu comes out on top.

What's funny is that's probably exactly how it's going to turn out too

I love that this show is able to incorporate elements of drama without seeming half-assed.

Pete's Chicken.

Do you guys have Grandy's? I think it might be a southern thing. We don't have anymore in Corpus, and I don't know if there are any anywhere, but that used to be the best fried chicken ever.

Never heard of either of em. Now I want some though. Badly.

 

[X]

I just want to hold her when she cries.

You sappy romantic bastard...

Me too.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I don't know if this show is a funny drama or a comedy with heart, but either way, it's fucking awesome, and I'm pretty sure I could beat the shit out of anyone who called me out for watching it.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I think that Quinn's pretty hot too. I have a thing for blondes. I could easily take either one. I think I might cry when Finn finds out that it's not his baby.

 

[X]

Yeah Quinn has really grown on me too.

Rachel takes the cake for me though. Oh how I love Lea Michele.

 

[X]

Okay FTS, me and you, let's go beat the living shit out of Quinn's dad.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I'm in. We can fuck that judgmental asshole up.

OK, here's the test. Rachel or Annie from Community?

And, BTW, Turning Point is badass.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I want to go and tell the police
But even the authorities
Are Minorities
At my waterpark