[Official] X Marks the Spot: Xfearbefore Xclusive Thread

[FromTheSouth]

According to experts, a 50% yearly increase in minorities will mean the world will be all minorities in three years. That's 2012 - The Mayans were right!

 

[X]

I'm in. We can fuck that judgmental asshole up.

OK, here's the test. Rachel or Annie from Community?

And, BTW, Turning Point is badass.

Rachel. Annie is very cute, but Rachel is gorgeous. I'd love nothing more then to stare into her eyes while she gives me a blowjob.

According to experts, a 50% yearly increase in minorities will mean the world will be all minorities in three years. That's 2012 - The Mayans were right!

Fucking Eskimoes. Oppresive bastards.

I want to go and tell the police
But even the authorities
Are Minorities
At my waterpark

...Huh?

I'm in the middle of the Kong-Tara match. Not bad so far. I love Tara's ass.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Rachel. Annie is very cute, but Rachel is gorgeous. I'd love nothing more then to stare into her eyes while she gives me a blowjob.

MMMMMM

Fucking Eskimoes. Oppresive bastards.

Racist.

...Huh?

South Park

I'm in the middle of the Kong-Tara match. Not bad so far.

That match is amazing.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Time for Secret Girlfriend.

 

[X]

Ha, I love that show too. We have very smiliar taste apparently FTS.

I'm going to wait about half an hour before watching tonight's South Park. Still waiting on my medicine man to come by with my *special* prescription. I'll watch Secret Girlfriend later tonight. That show is stangely awesome.

 

[FromTheSouth]

It's kind of creepy, but full of hotass chicks.

 

[The Doctor]

Next week's ECW LD is going to be awesome, X.

Because I get next week off.

 

[X]

Groovy.

 

[jmt225]

I want to post these somewhere, but here's the only place where someone will get just how epic these pictures are.

 

[X]

I love you JMT.

It's dancing time! Light up the dance floor with the burning hammer!

 

[jmt225]

JGL on SNL this week, X. This will be my first time watching that show in years and years. Should be awesome.

Also, I came across this the other day and thought you'd love it:

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Look at that ass!

 

[X]

Haha awesome.

You don't watch SNL? This season has been hit or miss but last season was fan-fucking-tastic. The cast members they have now are some of the most talented they've had in years and years. I like SNL way more now than during the overrated Tina Fey years. Seth Meyers is an awesome comedy writer. The cast is what seals it though. Bill Hader is God.

So much drama tonight. Enough of that, let's talk about killing people with axes for a candy bar. And stuff.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Should jmt225 post a picture in the picture thread?

 

[jmt225]

You don't watch SNL?

Nah, man. I never watched it really, except for old episodes. When it was good during my time, I was too young, and when I finally became old enough to stay up late and grasp the humor of the show, I thought it was shit and it remained shit over the years. The only time I would watch was when either a wrestler or a celebrity chick I had a crush on would host it.

 

[X]

Should jmt225 post a picture in the picture thread?

Yes, he should. At one point I thought he was black. Now I'm fairly certain he isn't.

JMT, if even TDigs and myself have posted pictures, it's time for you to do the same young buck.

Thoughts on the film The House on the Edge of the Park TDigs?

 

[jmt225]

Should jmt225 post a picture in the picture thread?

I won't.

I have a myspace though. Both RVDGurl and Norcal have seen me. Don't you have one, Tdigs?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Friday the 13th Part V was a piece of shit.

However, this scene rules... nice Jherri Curl.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

I won't.

I have a myspace though. Both RVDGurl and Norcal have seen me. Don't you have one, Tdigs?

Boooo!!! I used to have one, but I took it off-line because my work monitors facebook and myspace. I plan on changing jobs soon, though, so maybe I'll put mine back up then.

 

[X]

Friday the 13th Part V was a piece of shit.

However, this scene rules.

I love Part 5. It's not any worse than any of the other sequels, people just hate it because it wasn't Jason. It's the same reason people hate Halloween 3.

Part Five rocks. And it has the greatest song in human history.

 

[jmt225]

Boooo!!! I used to have one, but I took it off-line because my work monitors facebook and myspace. I plan on changing jobs soon, though, so maybe I'll put mine back up then.

Well hit me up with a PM when you do and I'll link you to mine.

I have a facebook as well, but there are no pics on that and I hardly ever get on, so that thing's useless to me.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

House on the Edge of the Park...is that the one about the two hoodlums who terrorize people at a party, only to find out that they were lured because one of them did something to the host's sister? I liked that movie. But, I haven't seen it in forever, so, maybe my opinion will have changed. IIRC, it was directed by Ruggero Deadato, the guy behind Cannibal Holocaust.

 

[X]

I've never seen it but seeing absent mention it in the offensive films thread piqued my interest so I Wiki'ed it. I'm curious to see it, despite what I think of Cannibal Holocaust, I do think Deadato was talented.

Plus it has David Hess apparently, who's awesome. Think I may need to check it out.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I love Part 5. It's not any worse than any of the other sequels, people just hate it because it wasn't Jason. It's the same reason people hate Halloween 3.

That's the thing, back when I was a kid, I thought it was a legitimate really good horror movie until the end where it turns out that it was the EMT or some shit all along.

I try to just pretend that Jason gets away somehow at the end and write my own ending, but eh... the fact that it was such a cop out still annoys me.

 

[X]

Yeah I loved Part 5 as a kid, I have fond memories of staying up late on a Saturday night at my dad's friend's house and watching it with him. We loved horror films, even if he did put his hand over my eyes during the nude scene (I peaked anyways).

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

I've never seen it but seeing absent mention it in the offensive films thread piqued my interest so I Wiki'ed it. I'm curious to see it, despite what I think of Cannibal Holocaust, I do think Deadato was talented.

Plus it has David Hess apparently, who's awesome. Think I may need to check it out.

From what I remember, it's a pretty good film. Deodato was a pretty good director. Definitely better than either Umberto Lenzi or Bruno Mattei. Dario Argento, Lucio Fulci, and Lamberto Bava are still the tops, though. Have you seen Fulci's Nightmare Concert/Cat In The Brain? I think it just got a proper DVD release here in the States this year, but, beforehand, it was just one of those films you'd try to find on bootleg at horror conventions.