Why the fuck did Cole even have an offense in his match? We all know King was going to win, so a squash match would've been fine. They'll definately need Lawler to follow up on this whole DQ thing, wouldn't make sense if he acted fine and let it go.
I personally was going to use the Bryan - Sheamus match as a 10 minute break to cook some pies or something, so I could care less that it wasn't on the card. Funny thing is that me and my mate didn't realise it was cut until we saw the WWE title match up next and said WTF, then checked wwe.com to find out it wasn't on the card anymore. Woops
1.
Edge(c) v Rio 7.5/10
Thought it was a great match, each guy had their moments of good moves and counters. Solid match with the guys on the outside not interfering too much. The ending was a bit silly I thought, a spear from nowhere with not much run up, didn't think it was enough to be a proper heavyweight title match win. Thought Edge retaining was the right way to go, Del Rio will have his moment. Build him up a bit more then give him the belt.. but not at mania.
2.
ReyRey vs Cody 7/10
Solid match, thought it was a bit silly when Mysterio started headbutting Rhodes with the knee brace on his face. Looked ridiculous and a kick to the head probably would've been better, though the whole feud is based on that knee brace so uh.. I guess that's way to implement it into the match. When the ref turned his back you knew the match was Cody's. Simply heel win, hopefully will get a push out of it.
3.
Orton vs Punk 7.5/10
Personally I think it's an insult to Punk not to win with Orton on 1 leg. As a fan I would expect these 2 guys to give one of the closest matches I could think of. Either could win it, but I mean, Orton had one busted leg, so really Punk should've won it. It's not like there was one moment where he made a fatal mistake causing him to lose, they're creating almost a SuperOrton. Let's not go down this road again.. Otherwise, was a good back and forth match, didn't mind too much who won as I'm quite a big fan of both.
4.
8-man TAG MATCH 2/10 Not even long enough to make a cup of tea in. I mean shit, Barrett, Zeek, Gabriel, WASTED. I couldn't give a crap that Kofi was there, it was such a terrible moment of this year's Wrestlemania. NO 8-MAN TAG MATCH SHOULD LAST LESS THAN 5 MINUTES.. AT LEAST. The only reason I gave this a 2 is because Slater sold the punch reeeally well and it looked like he had his lights knocked out.
5.
Lawler vs Cole [6/10]
Why did this match take as long as it did? If they scrapped the offense that Cole had and gave that time to the Corre I'd be happy. Pretty sure everyone just wanted to see a squash match and for Cole to get his ass whooped. Everybody knew that Lawler was going to win so why even give precious air time to pointless crap. Thought it was great to see Cole get bashed inside the Cole Mine, and thought the Austin stunning Swagger moment was great. Me and my mate couldn't stop laughing when Booker said "Naw I gotta get in on this!" and could hear his headset being put down. Really funny segment, doing to spinaroony and having a good time in the ring. Didn't expect the stunner, great touch
6.
Taker vs Hunter 9/10
A surprisingly good match. I didn't think that Triple H could compare to both HBK's matches, but hell I really think he was on par. I was pretty certain Taker would win, but shit, I got a bit scared when Trips did the tombstone because I actually thought that was it, the streak was over. Great use of the Cole Mine, being destroyed early on, and the announce table with Taker being wrecked with a spinebuster through it. I take my hat off to both guys for putting on an exceptional performance, and really got me off my seat and fearing for the streak.
7.
Trish, Snooki, JoMo vs Laycool and Ziggy [6/10]
Highlights were Morrison doing the starship pain to the outside and landing it perfection on Ziggler, and Snooki doing that backwards handstand move to the turnbuckle. The finish was ******ed. Athletic sure, but she did a handstand over her and did like a half splash that looked like a hug. Oh well, TMZ will eat that up om nom nom..
8.
Miz(c) vs Cena (8.5/10)
I don't know about you, but I LOVED this match. Miz showed that he can hold his own against Cena, and I don't think that Rock's presence was necessary for him to retain, excluding them getting counted out. He put on a great wrestling match, and both Cena and Miz had superb video packages and entrances, mainly the Miz. I really need a copy of that.. Anyway it was an exciting match, and Miz getting the ropes and kicking out of the FU really stepped him up a notch in my book. Him winning by crawling on Cena after the Rock Bottom was horrible way to end the mainevent at Wrestlemania. Even though I can understand the intentions of this, it'd be better if Cena kicked out then get hit with the finale and then pinned.
Rock sort of stole the show with the ending when he really didn't have to. He could've let Miz have him moment instead of beating him down, or just doing the whole thing a different way.
In conclusion, was it the worst Wrestlemania? Possibly.
Was it a bad Wrestlemania? Definately not.
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