So, another PPV goes by, and this one, in my opinion, is the worst pay per view of the year, second only to Judgement Day.
For starters, we had Kane vs Finlay. I was expecting this match to be comical, not good. Well, it sure as hell was not good, but definitely was not comical. Hornswoggle made an appearance, but didn't do anything funny. Typical Finlay's shilaleigh, typical Kane's chokeslam. Nothing surprising, but not worse than expected.
Umaga, Kennedy, Carlito - Actually not too bad of a match. Umaga did well, the other two..ennnhh...in any case, the finish was good, but I didn't like the winner - Umaga was not supposed to win - Kennedy was. That's just my view, of course.
Rey Mysterio and Chavo - I wasn't impressed with Rey in this match. He didn't do a lot of high flying, quick moves, or sped around the ring like the roadrunner. Perhaps it was because Chavo was "hurting" his knee, but I was not impressed regardless. I hope that this feud is now over, and that Rey has a lot of matches to get himself back to normal.
The Divas Battle Royal - I'm sorry, was this a match? It looked like a bunch of tits and ass to me. Not that it's a bad thing, but I'd rather buy a subscription of playboy where the primary focus isn't entertaining wrestling. Beth won, that was the only good part about it.
The Steve Austin segment was enjoyable. I'm losing my err...faithfulness with SCSA though, I don't see a point of bringing him in to stun the heel and leave again. It's not like he's getting anyone over, and it's not like he has to prove himself to get a title opportunity either. Waste of time. MVP should have had the title on the line in some way, even if it was substitution.
Morrison - Punk - I enjoyed this match. I love Morrison's weird style. It wasn't that great, but I enjoyed it regardless. Too short though, and I'm satisfied with Morrison retaining, but it's burying CM Punk in the process.
The Return of the Game - As expected, a good match. I got to see the Houston Hangover again (even though he missed), and some good wrestling. Not the best of matches, but considering that none of them really were, this could be MOTN - if only for the Game's returning match.
WHC Khali and Batista - Was there even a point in watching? It stunk up the pay per view even more than it already had been. The match was shit, possibly the worst one of all. Several boring chants, and Cole trying to cover it up "crowd getting restless because Batista is getting his ass kicked". Guess the commentators don't hear This is Boring! eh?
Cena vs Orton - I'm still fuming over this match, I'd say I'm positive that he's going to lose in September just so the WWE can say he held it for a year, but I was confident he was losing it at WrestleMania, and tonight too. Oops. It was a great match, I admit. Though I am a Cena hater in every way, Orton's 823579023508109812049819024890218590218590185 headlocks were extremely irritating. I had hoped Orton would have won it then lost immediately to HHH, but it was a good match, and they both performed well. I can't deny that. I still say Cena sucks and is a terrible wrestler regardless.
The Cryme Time backstage with the GMs were hilarious. Regal wearing a cap and dancing with them was the best part of the night.
The makeout segment with VKM ... uck, not so much. Nasty when she dived him, and even worse when Vince said he liked it. I lost my interest in my food and beer after seeing that.
Like I said at the beginning of this post - TERRIBLE pay per view. What's even worse is this is the 2nd or 3rd most important and biggest PPV of the year, and they blew it really bad. I am beyond disappointed. The main event's outcome ruined it, but then in retrospect, there wasn't much to ruin after the rest of the matches came along.
I can say I won't watch WWE anymore, I can say I'll never buy a PPV again so long as Cena is champ, but I'd be full of myself. Even though I'd like to just to get Vince's attention that they need to be better, I can't do shit about it, so I'll just stick through it and hope it turns around soon.
Grade D - No exceptions.