Wow, the King of Cluster Fuck matches managed to make itself more Cluttered this year, wonderful. 10 people in one match with a ladder, spotty fun for all.
Shocky is Breaking it down, kinda.
1. Christian: LULZ, everyone and their mother picking Christian to win this thing and then go onto challenge Edge at Summerslam or some fanboy bullshit wet dream. No way in hell Christian wins this thing. Oh, Christian should win, no doubt, but his size will never get him in line for a WWE championship, no matter how over the man is with the crowd. Christian is the most over guy in the match, but he won't win.
2. Shelton Benjamin: Good for his usually spot fest. Hopefully he gets more then a minute to go nuts. Last year sucked because he was one spot and done. This guy is about as good as an athlete you have in the WWE, and he makes this match interesting every year.
3. Jack Swagger: If I'm a betting man, he has about the 2nd best shot of winning this thing. He's got the size and ability that Vinnie Mac loves, it's just that tiny pesky little thing of being able to get over with the crowd that's holding him back. I'm interested to see what an athlete like Swagger will be able to do in this match.
4. Kane: Again, LULZ. The Kanenites all believe that this is the year that Kane finally gets a chance to be champion for more then one day. Never going to happen, has no shot in winning this thing. Kane is there to catch people and to bring some sort of order to all of the spotty madness.
5. Kofi Kingston: Probably the 2nd most over person in this match, and probably the 2nd most athletic behind Benjamin. Kofi is probably going to give you a spot of the night type of performance, but alas, no shot in hell at winning. Kofi's size, and dare I say skin color, will get him over looked in this match.
6. Matt Hardy: Bwahahahaha. The AGez of HarDy is here. My ass. Matt Hardy sucks, deal with it.
7. MVP: MVP peaked at Wrestlemania 24. If he didn't win it that year, no way in hell he wins it this year. MVP is on the downside of his career, and he's not going to catch whatever it is he had only two years ago. Should make for an interesting spot or two, but other then that, probably a very forgettable appearance.
8. Dolph Ziggler: Dolph has no shot of winning this thing, but for some reason, I'm thinking Mr. Ziggler is going to be the guy that Steals the show at Mania this year. I thought Steamboat would be the guy last year, and he delivered. Something tells me Dolph is just going to have IT this year.
9. Evan Bourne: Expecting a huge crash and burn type of spot out of this guy, but he's not going to do much else.
10. Drew McIntyre. The winner of this years Money in the Bank no doubt about it. This guy is loved by the right people in the back, and he's by far the guy with the most momentum going into this thing (screw the losing streak). Drew has the size and the look to be a world champion, something that 9 out of 9 other people in this match don't have.