Guy 1: I bet I could nail every chick in this bar.
Guy 2: How is that possible??
Guy 1: I'm a rapist.
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In the jungle, there is a tribe called Fugaui. All the members of this tribe are 3 feet tall. However, the grass in this particular jungle is 5 feet tall. If you visit this jungle on a quiet, sunny day, you can hear them chant "where the fugaui, where the fugaui (where the fuck are we)?"
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*For the purposes of this story, all text in Italics are spoken as....well, a mentally-challenged person*
After being homeschooled for 2 years due to disability, Tim's mother finally decides that Tim is ready to become enrolled in public school. On the first day of school, Tim's mother looks at her son and says "Now, remember to be polite to everybody". "Yes mom" Tim replies.
At 8am, Tim walks to the bus stop and waits for the school bus. When the school bus arrives, Tim steps inside and looks at the bus driver. "Hello Mrs. Bus Driver Lady". The bus driver looks at Tim and kicks him off the bus. Five minutes later, the mother comes out. "Tim, what happened?" "I got kicked off the bus".
The next day, Tim stands at the bus stop and waits for the bus. This time, the mother is watching from the window. The bus pulls up and Tim enters. "Hello Mrs. Bus Driver Lady". The bus driver kicks Tim off the bus again. As the bus drives away, Tim's mother comes out. "Don't worry. Tomorrow, I'll walk to the bus with you to see what the problem is".
The third day, both Tim and his mother are waiting at the bus stop when it arrives. The door opens and Tim's mother looks at the bus driver. "Excuse me, why do you keep kicking my son off your bus?" The bus driver looks at Tim's mother and says "He was making fun of me!"
