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I'm going to let her say hi next time you're online and she's here. She will actually die.
I know, I literally LOL'd when I read that.
you should let her know its entirely unecessary. someone just being striaght up and saying "your gorgeous and I would love to fuck you" would be totally acceptable to me. at least someone is being real with me LOL
And she leaves already. Not fair.
My personal favorite has always been "Hey! Nice shoes... Wanna fuck?"
the line I used on my ex the first time i ever spoke to her.
"what the FUCK are you STARING AT"
becuase I caught her looking at me multiple times
Spoken like a true, suave motherfucker right there...
I can just imagine the look on her face...
You created this thread. I love you![]()
it was pretty classic. she started stuttering pretty bad. and said "uh..uh...thats a really big tattoo you have there.."
she still didnt say what she meant. she had to hit me up on myspace two days later to ask me to hang out hahaha
Well then I love you AND NorCal.