Need Legal Advice...How can I legally get revenge for being robbed.

[nightmare]

Buy a tiger. They would never see that coming.


Or just park your car in the fucking garage, eh?

 

[Ubiquitous]

Buy a tiger. They would never see that coming.

Nothing screams "Don't FUCK with me" like having a tiger, AND being 6'6 and not afraid to use weapons. Fuck, use the tiger AS a weapon.

 

[The Crock]

Say hello to my little friend.

Don't be a moron. Call the police, don't get physical.

 

[Burnout]

Why did you leave an I-pod and GPS in plainsight?

 

[George Steele's Barber]

First off, you are not 6' 6", you are 198.12cm. Embrace your homeland.

Everything I know about Canadian law is from Don Cherry and Degrassi Junior High episodes so I am pretty sure my advice is solid. Based on the crimes committed against you, if the Mounties can't do their job you have the following options:
- sick your pet moose on them
- crosschecking
- call the Eh-Team
- drown them in pouteen
- tax them
- force them in to the American Healthcare system
- make them watch the Montreal Screwjob repeatedly for 6 hours

Good luck.

Btw what sign(s) did you bring to Smackdown? Any chance you think they will make the show?

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

How can I legally get revenge...




This cracks me up each time I see it.

 

[The Best]

Last November some dude broke into my girls car to steal her radio but I heard him. Probably didn't think anyone would be up at 4am. I grabbed a claw hammer and chased his ass down the street in nothing but my boxers. He got away but I fucked his back windshield up. The cops did end up catching him though. Kind of hard to miss a red cavalier with a big ass hole in his back window. I could have caught some charges for attempted something or another but the cops let it slide.

This made my day hahahahaha

 

[Nate DaMac]

- call the Eh-Team

 

[Mac Attack]

Haha this thread has made me laugh. I'm considering buying a Tiger. Eh-Team was too expensive.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

"What's a way to legally get revenge"

"Herp derp I am 6'6 and can use weapons"

Are you fully ******ed?

Never go full ******

 

[JGlass]

Never go full ******

Too late.

 

[Mac Attack]

The Police Got Them​

Hahaha they tried breaking into the house across the street which has a sweet security system. And the police came by and got them. They had nowhere to run on a col de sac. Dumbasses.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Good, now we can stop talking about it.

Kill someone, or GTFO.

 

[Slyfox696]

They had nowhere to run on a col de sac. Dumbasses.

It's spelled "cul" de sac.



Sometimes you just can't beat unintentional stupidity for laughter.