Name a Wrestling Headline You Want to See

[ROCKETPOTATO!]

BREAKING: Colin Delaney And Awesome Kong Reveal Their Secret Marriage

 

[huwtimbrell38]

Breaking News: Pepsi Added To Banned Substance List; Punk Pissed!

Undertaker Ends HBK's Career At Wrestlemania 25

Kurt Angles Pain Meds Replaced With Smarties; Complains Of Sore Neck!

Exclusive Interview; Benoit Reveals Faking Death Cheaper Than Divorce

 

[MikeyNasty]

Rick Astley To Sign With WWE

Stacy Keibler Returns To WWE; Will Pose For Playboy

 

[little nice girl]

in other news Dave Batista, triple h , john cena and the undertaker jobbed to jamie noble!


kurt angle wins the women's championship


vickie guerrero poses for playboy!

 

[2012isbs]

TNA has a decent PVP and doesn't need fire to do it

 

[Papa Shango]

Mike Adamle Named RAW General Manager, Books Batista vs. John Cena For Summerslam.

 

[texas freebird]

Y2J admits "hbk taught me all i know i would be crap without him"

Flair wins world title....... David not ric

mickie james say i love fat brits! ( i can dream)

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

vickie guerrero poses for playboy!

What in the BLUEST of blue hells is wrong with you?!

 

[savage138]

John Cena castrated in shaving accident.

 

[savage138]

John Cena discloses homosexual relationship with Chris Kanyon.

 

[ecw4life]

John Cena announces he is gay and then stalks Batista. Leads to WM match.

 

[Papa Shango]

New Survey Suggests Cena Haters Are Secretly Jealous
90% Cite Cena's Superior Athletic Ability and Physique As Main Factor; Other 10% Say They Are Compensating For Closeted Homosexuality.

 

[Shocky]

New Survey Suggests Cena Haters Are Secretly Jealous
90% Cite Cena's Superior Athletic Ability and Physique As Main Factor; Other 10% Say They Are Compensating For Closeted Homosexuality.

Pretty much sums that up.

Seriously, the gay references are dumb, knock em off. They're not really funny and a very poor attempt at humor. They're as about as creative as an Eminem album.

 

[Rusty]

Kane scared shitless after seeing himself in the mirror. So he decides to go on a rampage screaming "Is that ugly man in the mirror ALIVE or DEAD".

 

[bko]

ECW sold to Heyman

 

[Papa Shango]

Breaking: Heyman Bankrupts ECW... AGAIN!
Says Heyman: "Success Has Never Been My Strong Suit".

 

[Kyphael]

Mike Adamle is released
WWE has come to terms with the release of Mike Adamle; We wish him the best in all his future endeavors.

 

[Papa Shango]

Mike Adamle Wins On Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?- WWE Edition

 

[savage138]

Cena fanboys defend his mediocre wrestling ability.

 

[Papa Shango]

That's a headline? Sounds more like sour grapes to me. So which are you, the 90% who resent the fact that he's physically and athletically superior to you, or the 10% who secretly want to run your fingers through his hair while he sleeps?

 

[savage138]

That's a headline? Sounds more like sour grapes to me. So which are you, the 90% who resent the fact that he's physically and athletically superior to you, or the 10% who secretly want to run your fingers through his hair while he sleeps?

There's no doubt that John Cena is in excellent physical condition, and I'd give my right eye to be in that kind of shape. You can take one look at the man and instantly recognize that he's athletic too, but I wonder which sport he's above average at? Perhaps football, or maybe hockey? It's not for me to say to be quite honest, as I don't personally know the man. I most certainly do not resent him either. I'm all for a person making a good living at something they enjoy, but that doesn't mean I have to support them if I don't want to. I think I'll pass on the running my fingers through his hair as well.

Why exactly did I make you angry? Are you related to John Cena, or are you involved in some type of serious relationship with him? Perhaps you're just a fanboy who can't grasp the fact that some people have a different opinion than you.

I'm sorry that I don't like John Cena. If it makes you feel better I'll make an extended effort to favor your preferred wrestlers in the future...

 

[savage138]

Pretty much sums that up.

Seriously, the gay references are dumb, knock em off. They're not really funny and a very poor attempt at humor. They're as about as creative as an Eminem album.

It's funny that you'd mention Eminem here. Didn't John Cena make a name for himself in the WWE by playing a very Eminem like gimmick? I seem to recall him doing these really lame freestyle raps while wearing throwback jerseys that represented whatever town he happened to be in at the time. I'm pretty sure the WWE Championship he carried was a gangsta ass bling bling encrusted spinner wheel kinda thing too. I guess I could be imagining things.

Seriously, I was only kidding around. I'm in no way a homophobe or a gay basher. Whatever two consenting adults do in privacy is their own business, and it's not for me to judge. I was just taking a low brow stab at John Cena to get a rise, and it seemed to work a little too well. I'm man enough to admit when I've crossed the line, and I'll never make another homophobic comment on this forum again.

 

[agentsmith22]

Samoa Joe vs CM Punk IV
Who's belt means more?

 

[Papa Shango]

There's no doubt that John Cena is in excellent physical condition, and I'd give my right eye to be in that kind of shape. You can take one look at the man and instantly recognize that he's athletic too, but I wonder which sport he's above average at? Perhaps football, or maybe hockey? It's not for me to say to be quite honest, as I don't personally know the man. I most certainly do not resent him either. I'm all for a person making a good living at something they enjoy, but that doesn't mean I have to support them if I don't want to. I think I'll pass on the running my fingers through his hair as well.

Why exactly did I make you angry? Are you related to John Cena, or are you involved in some type of serious relationship with him? Perhaps you're just a fanboy who can't grasp the fact that some people have a different opinion than you.

I'm sorry that I don't like John Cena. If it makes you feel better I'll make an extended effort to favor your preferred wrestlers in the future...

Who's angry? I just like busting people's chops. Ask anybody on the forums, and they'll "Oh that Papa Shango, he's always busting people's chops." In fact, I may put that under my name. Papa Shango- Chop Buster.

 

[Papa Shango]

Samoa Joe vs CM Punk IV
Who's belt means more?

At this point, a more accurate subtitle would be "Whose belt means less?".