Name a Wrestling Headline You Want to See

[xmoshx]

the repo man returns and steals the spinner belt

 

[v12dpk]

Paul Levesque (better known as Triple H) has split from wife Stephanie McMahon!!!

Triple H fired from the WWE

Triple H signs for TNA

Triple H tries to marry Dixie Cartner, but fails and gets fired from TNA

Colin Delaney marries Stephanie McMahon and is the new WWE Champion, World Heavyweight Champion, Intercontinental Champion, US Champion, One half of the WWE & World Tag Team Champions, and also ECW Champion all a record 19 times.

Colin Delaney ENDS The Undertaker's undefeated streak at WM25, winning the match with a SchoolBoy Roll up

Colin Delaney youngest ever member of the WWE Hall of Fame

Colin Delaney recieves a Hollywood Star

Colin Delaney trips over a squirel and is forced into retirement

 

[chance]

christopher danials to drop curryman gimmick

smackdown to be live

tna passes wwe in ratings forcing vince to elevate game

rey mysterio vs jeff hardy at summer slam

lita returns and beats the living hell out of eddie guerero

undertaker vs hulk hogan at wrestlemania 25

steve austin returns to ring

austin signs with tna

austin wins tna title

shawn michaels gets 1 year title run

cena goes to smackdown

cena fus satan

fans continue to boo

on a side note kendrick goes back to raw and londrick wins titles

 

[PlayTheGame]

Cena Found Dead By Mysterious Sledgehammer Beating, Mcmahon Forced To Drop Death Angle 2 Years In A Row

 

[FOTH 3:16]

Paul Levesque (better known as Triple H) has split from wife Stephanie McMahon!!!

Triple H fired from the WWE

Triple H signs for TNA

Triple H tries to marry Dixie Cartner, but fails and gets fired from TNA

Colin Delaney marries Stephanie McMahon and is the new WWE Champion, World Heavyweight Champion, Intercontinental Champion, US Champion, One half of the WWE & World Tag Team Champions, and also ECW Champion all a record 19 times.

Colin Delaney ENDS The Undertaker's undefeated streak at WM25, winning the match with a SchoolBoy Roll up

Colin Delaney youngest ever member of the WWE Hall of Fame

Colin Delaney recieves a Hollywood Star

Colin Delaney trips over a squirel and is forced into retirement

Awesome dude but you forgot where one

Triple H signs ROH deal. ROH smarks kill Triple H with his own sledgehammer.

 

[Shocky]

Awesome dude but you forgot where one

Triple H signs ROH deal. ROH smarks kill Triple H with his own sledgehammer.

Correction, both slip even further into irrelevance.

 

[Uncle Sam]

"I wasn't suspended, Kurt Angle actually tore the ligaments in my ankle in half!" - Randy Orton talks!

 

[Miko]

WrestleMania 25 - HBK vs Flair part2

Thats right I said it, HBK vs David Flair

 

[Rusty]

SANTINO WINS! SANTINO WINS!

Santino Marella defeated the evil game, Triple H at Wrestlemania 25 to capture the WWE championship for the first time.

 

[George Michael]

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Fit Finlay busted in midget porn ring.
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[Gavel]

lita returns and beats the living hell out of eddie guerero

So......she beat up a dead dude? Please, have respect for the dead.

 

[DeadmanInc.]

BREAKING NEWS: CM Punk fails Pepsi Taste Challenge.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Finally, The Rock has come back... To TNA

 

[Bernkastel]

Finally, The Rock has come back... To TNA

LOL

BREAKING NEWS: TNA has gone out of business paying The Rock's salary

 

[mrpaul]

Shawn Michaels hair suspended for 60 days after violation of the wellness policy. (just the front bit though.)

Michelle McCool on trial for necrophilia. Caught sleeping with the Deadman.

Michael hayes claims huge cross in back garden is just 'somewhere to hang his laundry to dry'

 

[ROCKETPOTATO!]

Big Daddy V Returns Weighing 195lbs.

 

[Crush1]

Breaking news: John Cena has officialy come out of the closet and has admitted that he is gay and that he is currently in a relationship with the most overrated wrassler off all time the undertaker

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Shawn Michael's missing eye found in Cracker Jack box, lucky girl from Leeds "ecstatic."

 

[HBK-aholic]

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Big Van Vader and Bam Bam Bigelow inducted into Hall of Fame, join Andre the Giant in new "Superheavyweight" wing.

 

[problemchild]

Mike Hegstrand (Hawk from LOD) returns from the grave for one last match with Animal taking on Team 3D at Wrestlemania 24. (even though 3D is with TNA.)

 

[problemchild]

Mike Hegstrand (Hawk from LOD) returns from the grave for one last match with Animal taking on Team 3D at Wrestlemania 24. (even though 3D is with TNA.)

I MEAN WM 25.

 

[ROCKETPOTATO!]

Injured Fans Comment On WM24 Fireworks Incident: "Why Didn't Jericho Save Us?"

 

[Derf]

Breaking News: Triple H injured at house show by The Great Khali

three days later...

Stephanie McMahon gives birth to baby boy

little while afterwards...

Breaking News: Huge WWE Star Released (literally)

 

[GW Emperor]

Angered And Fed Up Fans Riot Wrestlemania And Brutally Attack Triple H After Triple H Underservedly Wins Yet Another World Title

The Entire Wwe Locker Room Quit Wwe As They Are Sick Of Being Held Back By Triple H

2008: Triple H 'the Biggest Has-been In Wrestling' Finally Retires