Name a Wrestling Headline You Want to See

[Jules Michaels]

Brock Lesnar makes surprise return on Raw.

That would be awesome.

 

[Nj Fan 04]

Cena tells all smarks to go f*** themselves.

HBK superkicks Batista through jail cell wall, Nick Hogan escapes, wall rebuilt with Batista on the inside.

Matt Hardy pins Edge clean for World Title. Lita returns to apoligize, gets Twist of Fate and then Swanton from WWE Champ Jeff Hardy.

Bret Hart to face Sting at Slammiversary.

HBK superkick followed by RKO from returning Orton knocks HHH out for a month. Returns and is squashed by Umaga to drop title.

Elimination Chamber to be held to determine the greatest wrestler of a time: Flair, Hogan, Andre, Bret Hart, Sting, and Angle to compete.

Christian returns to WWE, wins title in tournament in Rio de Janeiro

 

[theneil450]

* Rhino admits even he is surprised he still wrestles on tv

 

[mikeRC]

Elimination Chamber to be held to determine the greatest wrestler of a time: Flair, Hogan, Andre, Bret Hart, Sting, and Angle to compete.

Ok the elimination chamber is horrible and it would suck ass regardless of who was wrestling in it. If anything there should be a pinfall gauntlet match with the top 20 wrestlers of all time. Or just narrow things down by having Angle vs Hart in a submission match, then we see who the greatest of all time is

 

[Mr. TM]

Kennedy adds another Kennedy to his name

MIIIIIIISSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR KENNEDY!!!






KENNEDY!!!




Kennedy

 

[flakekruspe]

Inside: Results of the 10 man battle royal to determine the greatest wrestler ever


In order of elimination:
10th: Andre the giant
9th: The Rock
8th: Rick flair
7th: Chris Benoit
6th: Stone Cold
5th: Hulk Hogan
4th: Kurt Angle
3rd: Bret Hart
2nd: Shawn Michaels
1st(and winner): Colin Delaney

 

[justinsayne]

Matt Hardy pins Edge clean for World Title. Lita returns to apoligize, gets Twist of Fate and then Swanton from WWE Champ Jeff Hardy.

As a result of this... FANS REVOLT, RATINGS PLUMMET, AND WWE FORCED TO GO OUT OF BUSINESS, TRIPLE H KILLS BOTH HARDY'S WITH SLEDGEHAMMER

 

[Bernkastel]

As a result of this... FANS REVOLT

I wouldn't, I would laugh

 

[danaconda]

TNA Announces Signing of Another Multi Champion Tag Team, Dick the Bruiser and the Crusher

 

[thephenom]

Hey guys what about this...

BREAKING NEWS: Hogan is scheduled to LOSE to Stone Cold at WrestleMania 25

Also, it has been confirmed that Sting will face The Undertaker at
WrestleMania 25.

 

[Papa Shango]

OFFICIAL: Sting and The Undertaker Will NEVER Wrestle Each Other

 

[thephenom]

Breaking News: Vince McMahon wins the Democratic Presidential nomination!!!

Breaking News: WWE has won back the rights to use the "WWF" name. Starting next monday on RAW WWE will once again be WWF.

Breaking News: TNA to hold Bound For Glory at Ford Field in Detroit.

 

[ronalddeo]

Hulk Hogan to do playgirl spread in Julys issue

HHH caught stroking his slegehammer in public

 

[Papa Shango]

TNA at Ford Field: Ticket Revenue Doesn't Even Cover Building Rental; TNA Expected to Declare Bankruptcy

 

[justinsayne]

Hulk Hogan to do playgirl spread in Julys issue

HHH caught stroking his slegehammer in public

Those are about the most disturbing headlines yet, dude seriously those are headlines you'd like to see?!?... well I think we've all learned something about you today

 

[thephenom]

Breaking News: Vince McMahon has just been revealed as being the mastermind behind TNA.

Breaking News: TNA finally starts to push their own talent instead of ex-WWE talent.

This just in: WWE has bought TNA. Thank God for Vince and his checkbook.

 

[takerfan120]

braking News: Rock Announces Fulltime Return To Wwe At Wm 25. As A Result Buyrates And Ratings Plumet As Fans Revolt Due To Rocks Selling Out

 

[8five]

Ted Turner buys RoH and some WWE talent to start the new WCW. TNA merger on the horizon.

 

[ronalddeo]

WWE is out of business

**Last person out to turn lights off lol

 

[Lord Maniax]

Vinnie Mac and Dixie Carter unmasked and found to be Ted Turner laughing his ass off...

 

[Lord Maniax]

Fans file a Class action law suit against WWE and TNA to get lost brain cells back.

 

[ronalddeo]

Honswoggle to be the new mini me in austin powers after scandle * Hint hint*

 

[Derf]

John Cena to star in the new SuperMan movie.
Triple H co'stars as the Kryptionite.

 

[NEW_WWE_OWNER]

BREAKING NEWS!!! STEPHANIE to have breast augmentation!!!
BREAKING NEWS!!! HHH to recieve the remains implanted
BREAKING NEWS!!! HHH to win Women's Championship!!!

 

[FOTH 3:16]

Breaking News: USA Network to drop Monday Night RAW; ROH to recieve RAW timeslot.