Name a Wrestling Headline You Want to See

[BooCocky]

Shawn Michaels screws another wrestler

 

[DeadmanInc.]

Inspired by the draft:

BREAKING NEWS: Triple H to Smackdown, RAW ratings reach all-time high.

 

[wrestlingfanart]

Christian Cage makes a shocking RETURN to the WWE

Christian Cage wins The 2009 Royal Rumble

Christian Cage defeats Edge to WIN the World Title at WM 25

Vince McMahon retires, Shane McMahon new WWE Chairman of the Board

Paul Heyman replaces Vince Russo as head of TNA creative, cleans house.

Kennedy wins WM 25 Money In The Bank match

Kennedy cashes in his MITB and defeats Cena for the WWE title

Cena turns his back on fans, There is a new bad guy in town.

Kennedy w/ Austin in his corner, VS. MVP w/ The Rock in his corner at WM 26

 

[xmoshx]

Lil Wayne Will Challenge John Cena At Wrestlemania 25 To See Who The Best Rapper Is

 

[Bernkastel]

I think this headline has the best chance of being true

TNA Impact Rating Revealed: Kurt Angle elevated by Beautiful People

 

[dingle]

women's title decided in first ever strap-on ***** on a pole match

 

[xmoshx]

Triple H To Become The 1st Man To Win The Wwe,whc,and Ecw Title At One Time To Surpass Y2j

 

[oddone]

wwe announces wcw one night stand

 

[Shua]

(This is if my wish about Mark Henry comes true)

Sexual Chocolate Gets Wrapped In Gold

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

A Fed up Elijah Burke reforms Nation of Domination with Mark Henry, Shelton Benjamin, Kofi Kingston, and Cryme Tyme with Ron Simmons as advisor.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

A Fed up Elijah Burke reforms Nation of Domination with Mark Henry, Shelton Benjamin, Kofi Kingston, and Cryme Tyme with Ron Simmons as advisor.

Holy Shit that would OWN!

 

[biscuitboy]

Bret Hart signs contract with WWE. Makes his return at Wrestlemania 25 in a tag team match with a mystery partner versus Shawn Michaels and Vince McMahon.

Mystery partner turns out to be Kurt Angle. Never happen but id still love to see that headline.

 

[Papa Shango]

Bret Hart Admits Montreal Screwjob Was Partially His Fault; Makes Amends With HBK
Also Admits Ken Shamrock Would Have Made Terrible Champion

Never happen but id still love to see that headline.

 

[biscuitboy]

lol Shamrock was awesome.

 

[StInGeR-HBK]

breaking News: Tna Releases Details On Their 137th New Gimmick Match To Be Held At Slammaversary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[StInGeR-HBK]

BREAKING NEWS: Dixie Carter and Jeff Jarrett purchase WWE!

 

[klunderbunker]

WWE writers fired, replaced by mods from Wrestlezone.com

 

[takerfan120]

Breaking News: Hart VS. Micheals at WM 25 in submission match!!!

 

[Papa Shango]

Hart AND HBK Break Each Others Legs, Separated By Officials at WM 25
HBK: God Told Me To Do It
Hart:I'm Just Still Fucking Pissed

 

[flakekruspe]

Breaking news:Details on Vince McMahon's 15th annual death!!!

 

[wweisreal]

Breaking News: Vince Mcmahon To Give All His Stock To A Teenager Who Then Will Become Chairman?!?!?

Breaking News: Cena Just Realizes He Sucks And Then Jumps Off The Top Of The Wwe Headquarders And He Dies!

Breaking News: Mysterio To Unmask And Then To Go Back To Smackdown?

 

[danaconda]

Breaking News: Smarks take up a collection and take out a bounty on Cena and HHH, New Jack comments.

 

[Papa Shango]

Cena Wins WWE Championship, Then Rescues Passengers From Sinking Cruiseliner
Rescued Passengers Boo

 

[motorcitymaniac]

Lita to Return to WWE, own Vickie in match for control of Smackdown

 

[wwesince2004]

All the useless wwe divas get fired