Name a Wrestling Headline You Want to See

[ronalddeo]

Cena takes 6 finishing moves and still manages to win

 

[gunslinger72]

This just in...Vince and Stephanie McMahon indicted on drug charges...Shane to take control of WWE

 

[willieb33cc]

Breaking News: Cena to face Chuck Norris at WM 25 for Universal Supremacy
Breaking News: Triple H blows nose and starts a small earthquake, however no one was harmed during the natural disaster.
Breaking News: John Bradshaw Layfield loses weight, just kidding
Breaking News: Disco Inferno to appear at WWE event, WWE has trouble giving away tickets to children's hospital

 

[ronalddeo]

HHH passes all random tests

 

[Banes88]

Breaking News: CM Punk found in hotel room. Autopsy proves the cause of death to be of drug overdose
Breaking News: Eddie Guerrero lied about his death, cheated his way back into the building, and stole the WWE from Vince McMahon!
Breaking News: The Rock realizes he's not meant to be an actor and returns to the squared circle. Where everyone boo's him for being a Hollywood sellout.

 

[ronalddeo]

Cena gets bored of doing 5 moves and cuts back to 2. Punch and FU.

Cena Dies after a 6 year regin. Gets buried with title.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Czena sux

 

[Papa Shango]

Matt Hardy iz bettazzzzzz.

 

[DeadMan5000]

Breaking News: John Cena violates Wellness Policy for 3rd time, and he has been fired.

Breaking News: Reformation of the Ministry of Darkness?

 

[Papa Shango]

Breaking: John Cena revealed as Leader of the New Ministry; Wellness Policy Loophole Revealed

 

[¡Roján!]

Cena and Roidtista jump of a cliff and die.
Triple H burns the Mcmahons and takes over WWE but is later murdered by the new chairman Colin Delaney

Thatd be kick ass.

 

[Papa Shango]

Rohan's got some anger issues.

 

[¡Roján!]

NO I DONT!!!!!

 

[Derf]

Breaking News: Vince McMahon Dies for real

 

[patsbrain]

Terri Runnels to do Playboy

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Breaking News: Vince McMahon Real Death uncovered as yet another Hoax!

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Holy Shit that would OWN!

Indeed it would. I can only hope it comes true. lol

 

[motorcitymaniac]

Cena finally finds way to get fans to cheer by FUing Adamle through table

 

[Derf]

Breaking News: Brock Lesner signs 3 year deal with TNA

Breaking News: Stephanie McMahon Miscaridges

Breaking News: Stephanie McMahon gives birth to a hand.

 

[Papa Shango]

Derf, you're terrible lol.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Breaking News: Brock Lesner signs 3 year deal with TNA

Breaking News: Stephanie McMahon Miscaridges

Breaking News: Stephanie McMahon gives birth to a hand.

And oddly enough the only one of those that I don't see someone trying is the Brock Lesnar one. lol

 

[Derf]

Macho Man Randy Savage dating current WWE Diva.

(three minutes later)

WWE Diva fired from WWE

 

[ChaseDavis]

Shawn Michaels divorces Rebecca Circa. Scandal as he announces love for 16 year old.

Michael Shawn Hickenbottem arrested for sexual assault on minor - Supreme Court ruling allows death by Sharpshooter

 

[flakekruspe]

HHH wins his 500th championship and gets his face on the wwe hall of fame.


Details on Colin Delaney's wwe title win and his thoughts on being a grand slam champion

 

[simpsons_fanatic742]

BREAKING NEWS: Undertaker to reform the Ministry of Darkness; will have year-long title reign