Name a Wrestling Headline You Want to See

[Monkey_Mania]

BREAKING NEWS:

Beth Pheonix Dumps Santino When She Finds Out She Has The Bigger Penis.

 

[Mr. TM]

BREAKING NEWS:

Monkey_Mania signs TNA Contract. On a side note, Jim Cornette slaps Monkey Mania to tears.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

BREAKING NEWS:

Beth Pheonix Dumps Santino When She Finds Out She Has The Bigger Penis.

As a wise man once said, "she's not a man, but she'll beat you like one."

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Breaking News:

Santino Marella fired. Vince Finally realizes potential of John Morrison. Meanwhile Santino Marella working at Fazoli's

 

[Showtime]

Breaking news:

RAW, ECW, and TNA have huge interpromotional triple threat match, pitting Santino Marella vs John Morrison vs Kurt Angle. Santino wins to the delight of millions.

 

[Mr. TM]

Breaking News:
Kurt Angle proposes to a known WWE Prostitute only known as "Nitro"...

Breaking News:
Santino Marella continues to gain assets after promotion to head of Fazoli's. Purchases WWE and TNA. Fires two jobbers whom no one knows.

 

[kb noise]

Great Khali and Triple H to headline WM 25 in a Punjabi Checkers match for the undisputed titles.

 

[My$terio_Fan]

Breaking News: Michelle McCool eats a sandwich(i like Michelle McCool..but come on girl eat something)!

This just in: McCool seen puking in the bathroom

 

[puckulence]

Breaking News: Cena and Batista to become a permanent tag team. to be announced at a combined total of 3 moves.

 

[OIL]

Breaking News: Kurt Angle re-signs with WWE.

 

[Italian MVP]

BREAKING NEWS: Santino Sqaushes Triple H in 30 seconds to win the WWE Championship!

 

[v12dpk]

Funaki is the NEW World Heavyweight Champion

Funaki is inducted into the HOF

 

[OIL]

Santino Marella is the new WWE Womans Champion!

Btw, v12dpk, I AM interested in a sarcastic comment.

 

[theanarchypanda666]

To get more fans under the age of 10 John Cena announces that girls are icky!!!

Triple H still WWE champ after divorce from Staphanie McMahon. When asked why he said he's sleeping with Shane now!!!

 

[Soul Reaper]

Super Crazy defeats HHH in a HIAC match at WM25 for the WWE and World Heavyweight Championship.

Stephanie McMahon revealed to the press that she is having an affair with Super Crazy.

 

[The Mark of Zur-En-Arrh]

Year Long Autopsy Results In! Undertaker Not Really Dead!

Santino Marella Nominated To Finally Achieve Peace In The Middle East

Batista Writes Fantasy Trilogy, Publishers Shocked At High Quality

Cena Learns 5th Wrestling Hold!

Michael Cole Missing For 3 Months. Only Lawler Noticed

Mike Adamle Becomes Head Of U.N.

Secrets Revealed! Khali Can Actually Speak Fluent English

Khali Crushes HHH's Head At House Show. People Still Think It's A Work

All of India Declare War Against WWE After Great Khali Release

 

[Johan]

Mike Adamle identifies a table correctly!

 

[Derf]

Steve Austin undergoes Gimmick Change, now thinks he's a fish.

 

[Father:_Polley]

Mike Adamle realises Tazz is not actually called The Tazz, and promptly refers to The Brian Kendrick as plain old Brian.

HBK advertises Chavo's hair products

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Steve Austin undergoes Gimmick Change, now thinks he's a fish.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

FREAKING AWESOME, DERF!!!

 

[Starchild]

Elijah Burke Burke to headline Wrestlemania alongside Chris Jericho and Mr. Kennedy.

Kofi Kingston becomes first "Jamaican" WWE champion

Wrestlemania 25 main event: The Rock vs. John Cena

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Triple has an affair with Jillian. Loses WWE Championship to Santino.

Jamie Noble revealed to be soon to give birth to Lalya's child!

 

[Beeyond_Good_and_Evil]

John Morrison defeats Undertaker for the WWE Championship at Wrestlemania 25 and ends undefeated streak.

Santino Marella has been released from World Wrestling Entertainment we wish him luck in all his future endeavors.

 

[Miko]

I hate out of shape wrestlers like Samoa Joe - says JBL

 

[Richard]

WWE has come to terms on the release of John Cena. WWE wishes him the best in his future endeavours.

Chris Jericho wins the Royal Rumble.

Triple H undergoes nose reduction surgery.

The Boogeyman was really Ron Simmons with face paint....damn.