Name a Wrestling Headline You Want to See

[Phenom1388]

BREAKING NEWS: UNDERTAKER SET TO WIN WWE TITLE AT MANIA 25, AND WILL HOLD IT FOR MORE THAN TWO MONTHS!

This just in: Beth Phoenix and Santino Marella got married a few hours ago! "Glamarella" looked stunning, especially Santino in his white dress...

BREAKING NEWS! Shawn Michaels & wife Rebecca have seperated after the events during SummerSlam with Chris Jericho. Shawn took full responsibility as he was overcome with guilt. He said one thing to Rebecca before leaving. "I'm sorry. I love you."

 

[Derf]

Breaking News: John McCain joins the RAW writing team following election blowout.

 

[LonelyPositionOfNeutral]

Breaking news!: Vince McMahon forcing Triple H to become a jobber for the rest of his time in WWE.

 

[Miko]

Nation Of Domination to reform: members include Ron Simmons, D'lo Brown, Kofi Kingston and . . . . . . . . . . Charlito

 

[J-Rok]

HULK HOGAN realizes the leg drop absolutely SUCKKKKKKS

brother....brother...brother

 

[familymark]

Beth Phoenix is the next diva to pose in playboy and one lucky fan will get to wrestle with her in the sheets (and then they pick me)

Demolition is back

Nick Hogan is released from jail and starts his own reality show called- Its all gods fault. Showing terrible accidents that happened because of stupid people doing stupid things

 

[Richard]

Breaking News: WWE to hold WrestleMania 26 in Sydney, Australia.

....i wish.

 

[kapone21]

Rick flair signed to TNA.... Will appear tonight live on TNA'S Monday Night Explosion managing the newly reformed Four Horseman, "Mr. Priceless" Ted DiBiase JR, ''The Gold Standard'' Shelton Benjamin, "The Northern Enforcer" Mr. Kennedy and "Captain Charisma" Christian Cage.

 

[ROCKETPOTATO!]

Colin Delaney to return with Godfather Gimmick.

 

[Richard]

Breaking News: CM Punk arrested for drink driving. CM Punk set to drop World Heavyweight Championship to Chris Jericho on RAW after Unforgiven.

 

[Mr. TM]

Would you like toast with that Scramble match?

 

[Richard]

Hell yeah, lets have ONE MORE scramble match.

No, seriously, if that happened, I would mark out like a mother fucker.

Being one of the biggest Jerichoholics and all.

 

[Richard]

And I did just that, marked out big time.

 

[Mexican Geek]

Breaking News: CM Punk arrested for drink driving. CM Punk set to drop World Heavyweight Championship to Chris Jericho on RAW after Unforgiven.

Wow! congrats on calling that one! Can you tell me who's gonna win the super bowl?

***BREAKING NEWS: Real Reason of why Punk lost the Title revealed!! busted backstage snorting Cheap Crack??; Mike Knox AND his Beard involved?? ++Click Now for the Full story!!++***

 

[Richard]

Thank you, but, the time was off by a day, very close though.

Cowboys and Packers final, I would put my money on Cowboys.

 

[C.M.]

Thank you, but, the time was off by a day, very close though.

Cowboys and Packers final, I would put my money on Cowboys.

That can't be the Super Bowl
There in the same conference, NFC

 

[Richard]

I'm gunna be honest, I know nothing about american football, just chose two names I knew haha

 

[Richard]

Aww come on there is no way that was worth a red rep C.M. lol

 

[ronalddeo]

Offcial. CM punk suffers from insomia. Cannot GTS
Miz has sex change and will pose in next months playboy.

 

[Enigmania]

Matt Hardy Was Revealed As The Father of Stephanie McMahon's 2nd Child. Hardy Commented;

"My Sperm Will Not Die!"

Billy Gunn Remembers...Something...Anything

 

[IrishCanadian25]

In order to complete IC25's Wrestling Man-gasm, Big Van Vader returns to WWE and squashes HHH for WWE Title, forms inter-brand stable with Chris Jericho and Santino Marella.

 

[Miko]

Mordecai revealed to be the lovechild of The Undertaker and Luna Vachon

 

[Enigmania]

Virgil shouts at fan, "Don't You Know Who I Am?" Only to be arrested as passers by think he's OJ Simpson.

 

[kaii07]

Breaking News: Zack Gowen joins ECW, Creates Tag Team with Finlay, Uses Hornswoggle as a leg.

 

[Lee]

santino marella released...wwe wish him well in all future endeavours.