Name a Wrestling Headline You Want to See

[IrishCanadian25]

Virgil shouts at fan, "Don't You Know Who I Am?" Only to be arrested as passers by think he's OJ Simpson.

Classic.

Breaking News: Zack Gowen joins ECW, Creates Tag Team with Finlay, Uses Hornswoggle as a leg.

Classicer.

santino marella released...wwe wish him well in all future endeavours.

Bant.

 

[NeoScyther]

Wrestlemania to be held in Columbus, OH. at Nationwide Arena on April 1st. Year yet to be determined.

 

[Shock]

Shawn Michaels kicks John Cena's head off and wins World Heavyweight Championship.

 

[Spunky]

Eddie guererro vs Kurt Angle for the WWE championship at WM25 (God i wish!)

TNA performer's invade WWE Raw.

 

[Miko]

Is Ric Flair the biggest loser in wrestling ever?

I think Ive seen that somewhere before

 

[JasonSensation]

Official Justin Credible autograph signing! Tomorrow at the Olive Garden!

 

[ndumelezi]

RTC reform

I would mark out at that!

I would definitely mark out for them, best idea that did'nt get pushed right!!

Anyway on too headlines

WWe hardcore title and 24-7 rule brought back!!

tna splits lax gives homicide x- division title run and hernandez a newly created mid-card title.!!!

Samoa joe falls off face of the planet!!!

Tna agrees to give us less backstage segments!!

A.j styles and shelton benjamin to wrestle in inter-promotional match!!

tna buys wwe and erases all HHH title wins from Wrestling history!!

WWE finally decides to stop pushing randy orton!!

JBL retires

The motor city machine guns Win tna tag titles!!

And my personal fav: Hogan admits Flair is the best wrestler of all time!!!!

 

[Richard]

Breaking News: Eugene Alan Snisky, better known as WWE Superstar Snitsky has been arrested on one count of rape. When asked to comment on the situation, Gene commented "It wasn't my fault!".

 

[Miko]

Bound For Glory 09 Main Event Announced!

Scott Steiner vs The English Language

 

[Harthan]

David Arquette to Main Event Wrestlemania 25

Terry Funk Retires...For Realz This Time

Big Daddy V Killed By Cheeseburger

Perry Saturn Appears in Towel Factory - "Dude, I'm So High Right Now"

JBL Steals Christmas, Claims It's Too Good For The Middle Class

Kevin Nash Killed By Wild Fingerpoke

It really helps if you imagine James Earl Jone booming them out in the "This Is CNN" voice.

 

[Miko]

Val Venis announces that he is actually a virgin

 

[Marquis]

Santino Marella named PWI Wrestler of the Year.

Triple H has been suspended for 30 days for Violations of the WWE Wellness Program.

 

[Miko]

"Chavo's hair product doesnt work" - Shawn Michaels

 

[Shock]

Santino Marella declared greatest wrestler on Earth by goverment officials!

WWE finally realizes that they give John Cena too many pushes! Miracles do happen!

Wrestlezone Army destroys WWE Universe!

 

[Crush1]

World Wrestling Entertainment has come to terms on the release of SmackDown Superstar Triple H as of Nov. 7, 2008. WWE wishes Triple H the best in all future endeavors.

 

[Bernkastel]

Nattie Neidhart to pose in this year's Playboy

 

[Lee]

Nattie Neidhart to pose in this year's Playboy

here's praying

 

[CCS]

Randy Orton goes crazy and kicks Triple H's ass. (He realy does hear voices in his head)

Don West and Mike Tenay fall in a giant hole.

Triple H admits that he kisses major ass.

John Cena leaves the WWE for Hollywood.

Santino Marrella wins ECW title.

 

[Checkmate]

John Cena arrested for DWI. Mr. Cena couldn't believe the officer could "see him".

Hornswoggle is the NEW WWE champion. In other news, HHH's funeral is scheduled for tomorrow.

Vince McMahon says he likes Raisins more than Grapefruits. Issues a retraction of his statement when he realizes the irony.

The Rock announces his return to the wrestling business. His reasoning, "To stop Cena from winning."

Batista admits he though steroids were considered "cool".

Batista jumps to TNA in search of more main event opportunities.

Shawn Michaels has cowboy hat superglued to his scalp. Still better than Santino's man-scaping.

Jeff Hardy wins WWE title. Millions of fans are rushed to the hospital with heart attacks.

 

[Richard]

WZ Exclusive: Santino Marella makes an account and will become a regular poster.

Kurt Angle admits it, "Ok, I do suck".

 

[Checkmate]

Batista admits he though steroids were considered "cool".

I need to update this one:

Batista admits he though steroids were considered "cool". Carlito confirms it.

 

[v12dpk]

John Cena has to change the name of his finishers because they do not fall in line with WWE's new PG rating

That's exactly what happened!

 

[TheGreatSPAMbino]

Triple H we wish you the best in your future endeavors.

Vickie Gurrero to pose for this year's playboy.

Kevin Nash - your new WWE Champion.

Vince McMahon has jumped ship to TNA.

Triple H reveals that he does indeed spit out Shawn Michaels's cum during his entrance.

Linda McMahon punted by Randy Orton.

Brooke Hogan pregnant- Hulk revealed as the father.

 

[hArdyPUNKmArk]

Colin Delaney - New World Heavyweight, WWE, Intercontinental and US Champion!

WWE wishes JBL shit all in his future endevours.

Stephanie McMahon sex tape leaked!

Mickie James sex tape leaked!

Maria sex tape leaked!

Lita sex tape leaked!

Kurt Angle returns to WWE!!

WZ confirms, Stone Cold Steve Austin v The Rock v Randy Orton v John Cena at Wrestlemania 25.

 

[eXtremely-Priceless2K9]

John Cena has to change the name of his finishers because they do not fall in line with WWE's new PG rating

LOL he actually had to rename the F-U to attitude ajustment