This is like a deadly game of Rock, Paper, Scissors.
I am going to go all Mike & Mike in the Morning on this shit and do "confidence picks" based on several criteria. From there, I will tell you my winner.
Criteria - Strength
The British Bulldogs have, well, The British Bulldog. He was one of the original tag team powerhouses, and became a prototype for future tag team enforcers, such as Jim Neidhardt and...Hernandez. He was similar to Arn Anderson in that respect.
Hernandez is an absolute powerhouse. He sweats pure creatine. He's a monster. On the Impact Players, you have two more slender guys, neither of whom has a rep as a real power guy.
3 points for LAX, 2 points for the Bulldogs, 1 point for Impact Playaz.
Criteria - Speed / Agility
Dynamite Kid is known for his speed and high flying, and was one of the original speed guys on a tag team. It was his speed that allowed the Bulldogs to keep up with the likes of Strikeforce.
Homicide is also a very fast and agile individual, and has shown that in Ultimate X. Hernandez isn't slow for a big guy.
Both Impact Playaz have a level of speed.
3 points for the Bulldogs, 2 points for Impact Playaz, 1 point for LAX.
Criteria - Experience / Relevance
Bulldogs were a top flight championship team for years in the biggest US promotion.
LAX was a top flight championship team for years in the #2 US promotion.
Impact Playaz were a top flight championship team for years in the #3 US promotion.
3 points for the Bulldogs, 2 points for LAX, 1 point for Impact Playaz
Criteria - Technique / Wrestling
Lance Storm is regarded by many, including Chris Jericho, as being one of the most singularly and naturally talented wrestlers alive.
Bulldog and Dynamite were classic mat technicians, though Dynamite was the true tech of the team during the time they were together, whereas Bulldog relied mainly on his power.
LAX is a team of amazing athletes who are PRO wrestlers, without a myriad of amateur technique. They may have it, they're just not known for it.
3 points for Impact Playaz, 2 points for the Bulldogs, 1 point for LAX
Criteria - Intangibles
LAX has the home field.
Impact Playaz have a hot manager and a hunger to prove themselves.
Bulldogs are wondering where the next roid window is.
3 points for LAX, 2 points for Impact Playaz, 1 point for Bulldogs
Adding it all up...
Bulldogs - 11 points
LAX - 10 points
Impact - 9 points
That worked out well. I am voting for the Bulldogs.