Meilichia Tribute Thread

[TheOneBigWill]

Meilichia your breasts are like big mounds of flesh flavoured jelly. And Big Jake just loves to eat jelly.

EDIT: I don't eat jelly. Gelatine you see.

If I was a chic, I'd be hot for you right now.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I hope that has the same effect on Meilichia.

 

[Meilichia]

Well it didn't, wasn't exactly the sexiest comment I have ever got, and yes Jake I am sometimes happy, and being happy for me happens to be a combination of the following:
Sex
Cigs
Booze
Sex.

Oh and looking pretty, and seeing as I am sat here with a face mask on, greasy hair and my dressing gown on, I don't feel pretty right now.

So right now I'm not happy.
See the process?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Cigs
Booze
Sex.

That highlights how perfect we are for each other. Although you need to add food in there somewhere.

 

[Meilichia]

Aslong as that food is very low in fat, contains no animal bi products and isn't bread or pasta.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

It'll have no animal products. I can guarantee that. Are potatos low in fat?

 

[Meilichia]

I can eat a small amount of potatoes, although they are one of my favourite foods, aslong as they are not prepared in a fatty way.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

My place. Beans 'n' mash? Best of Billy Gunn DVD?

 

[Colamania]

My place. Beans 'n' mash? Best of Billy Gunn DVD?

That'll be a short one.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

That'll be a short one.

That's the idea. Early night I'll say.

 

[Meilichia]

Fuck off Cola.
It'd be better if it was a Jacket potato, although mash is great.

 

[Colamania]

Hey, he said it too.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Jacket? Nah man. That's a healthy meal. You need bulky mash. But because of the beans it doesn't matter. Because you'll poo it all out later.

 

[Meilichia]

Yes but he only agreed with you, therefore you are a bad influence on him

 

[Meilichia]

Jake that was the least sexy thing I have ever heard.
Healthy is the way to go!

 

[Colamania]

I'm a bad influence on Jake?

Well I'll be damned.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Jake that was the least sexy thing I have ever heard.
Healthy is the way to go!

Nah. You're fine as you are. Healthy food is boring. I can also cook chips. But other than that the only food I can cook is bread related.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'm a bad influence on Jake?

Well I'll be damned.

Peer pressure. It twas you who turned me into this egomaniac.

 

[Meilichia]

See I have solved Jake's attitude problem and constant obsession with his penis, it was your influence Cola.

 

[justinsayne]

That'll be a short one.

Just never learn do ya?, LOL

 

[Y 2 Jake]

See I have solved Jake's attitude problem and constant obsession with his penis, it was your influence Cola.

I tell you about my penis because I know you're intrested.

 

[Colamania]

See I have solved Jake's attitude problem and constant obsession with his penis, it was your influence Cola.

Obviously. The guy owns a porno shop, but I'm the reason he's perverted.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Don't listen to him Meilichia. I sell porn because it makes me lots of money. I'm no perv. It's so I can take special ladies on nice holidays.

 

[Meilichia]

Exactly Cola.

 

[Meilichia]

Don't listen to him Meilichia. I sell porn because it makes me lots of money. I'm no perv. It's so I can take special ladies on nice holidays.

Take me to Japan.