Mayweather/Big Show "Major Shock"

[kieran_devlin]

Erm hats a little politically incorrect there Jake. I mean if he was "white" then you wouldn't say oh look hes disappeared when he was on white bed sheets? He as in Ray J the failed rapper/singer.

Hes not really black is he hes more really dark brown in skin tone. I could see him the sex tape wasnt even in the dark it had lights on, i mean who fucks with the lights on really? You might mistake Kim fat arse Kardashian for having a nice face in the dark, hell of a bonus! That typical amature porn, green night vision goes really well with sex scenes anyway

 

[kieran_devlin]

So what was the "Major Shock"? Whatever WWE considers a shock is pretty tame for me.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Erm hats a little politically incorrect there Jake. I mean if he was "white" then you wouldn't say oh look hes disappeared when he was on white bed sheets? He as in Ray J the failed rapper/singer.

Hes not really black is he hes more really dark brown in skin tone. I could see him the sex tape wasnt even in the dark it had lights on, i mean who fucks with the lights on really? You might mistake Kim fat arse Kardashian for having a nice face in the dark, hell of a bonus! That typical amature porn, green night vision goes really well with sex scenes anyway

Actually, he's not failed. He's just not platinum selling. He makes a few decent songs and makes a pretty good living.

Oh, I fuck with the lights on. Especially if I'm videotaping it.

 

[kieran_devlin]

Well each to his own in that department as long as its kept private.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Private? Sheeeeeet. I'm all over the damned web. lol

 

[kieran_devlin]

So you mean i could have seen you naked? I mean heck i dont even know what you look like so i could have seen you on the internet. Lets leave it at i dont know and dont want to know.

The only thing worse than celeb sex tapes is those really bad porn films with acting in them example: the ones with the plumber or the pizza delivery guy or the ones with the bad story like a murder happened and some how they end up shaggin.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Dude, those are classics. Bad plot, bad story. Big production. Man, those were the days. lol

 

[kieran_devlin]

Hilarious man pure hilarious. "Ive got a 12inch for you" "yes i ordered a meat feast".

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Um... oookaaay. Yup. Wow, this feels rather akward now. lol

 

[kieran_devlin]

SO what was the shock? Since this is a thread about it. Was it that T lo was there or was it the use of the chain i dunno but those seemed like the most likely.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Erm hats a little politically incorrect there Jake. I mean if he was "white" then you wouldn't say oh look hes disappeared when he was on white bed sheets? He as in Ray J the failed rapper/singer.

Black penis, dark skinned woman, bad lighting = shit sex tape where you can't see anything.

White penis, dark skinned woman, bad lighting = bad sex tape where you can see a little.

Note: BED SHEETS!!!! WTF?

 

[kieran_devlin]

I dunno what you watch but ill leave it at lets keep this shit to ourselves from now on.