"Major Oh No Material"?

[D-Man]

Major "oboe" material

 

[red ass skull muhfukkah]

No one's said JLo yet?

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Major T.O. material

The hell with you! I did T.O First. Ask your buddie J, then Coco told me I was doing it wrong. So I said fuck it.

 

[D-Man]

The hell with you! I did T.O First. Ask your buddie J, then Coco told me I was doing it wrong. So I said fuck it.

Shit... my bad.

 

[Tastycles]

How are so many people missing the point here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perfect_rhyme

 

[Daniel]

A slight deviation...

Major's JO Material​

 

[Vega]

Major OJ material (the original I think) is still my favorite. These jokes got exponentially weaker from then on.

 

[Coco]

Here's one in the spirit of Sidious:

Spoiler

Major JO Material​

 

[Tastycles]

Here's one in the spirit of Sidious:

Spoiler

Major JO Material​

I think you mean "80% major JO material"

 

[Blue Chipper]

Major Steve-O Material

 

[Hazardous]

Major Faygo Material​

 

[JGlass]

Been done.

 

[nightmare]

Major "Yo Joe" Material?

Major "Jim Crow" Material?

 

[Theo Mays]

Major Halo Material

Major D'Lo Material

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Hey

hey

I'm gonna win this thread now

Major ***** Material

 

[¡Roján!]

Major Ford Mondeo material.

Major Galileo material.

 

[nightmare]

Major "Mc Ho" Material

 

[Daniel]

The bottom of the barrel has been scraped. And then some.

 

[JGlass]

Some of these are getting too ridiculous. Major Galileo Material?

 

[Burnout]

Nonononono. It's supposed to rhyme with JO.

.

 

[Nate DaMac]

So many of you would make terrible rappers.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

You're right, I'm not good at pissing on 14 year olds

 

[Tastycles]

Is there exactly two syllables?
Does the first syllable rhyme with "J"?
Does the second syllable rhyme with "O"?

If the answer is "yes" to all three, you're doing it right. Otherwise, you aren't.

 

[Via Armbar]

Only the strongest have kept it going legitimately.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Major Chevy Aveo Material.

In other words, there is nothing left that is not offensive to Italians.