"Major Oh No Material"?

[Coco]

Nonononono. It's supposed to rhyme with JO. "Oh no" doesn't.

Same with you, Mr. Major TO Material.

 

[Tastycles]

I'd just like to add that as flattering as it is that everyone's stealing my joke, please only do ones that actually work.

 

[Coco]

Here's a nice CM Punk sig:

Now everybody stick to what you know and stop doing it wrong.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Nonononono. It's supposed to rhyme with JO. "Oh no" doesn't.

Same with you, Mr. Major TO Material.

I'm assuming "Major Baio material" hasn't been used

 

[Tastycles]

You may use major Baio material.

 

[travis_touchdown]

My first and last attempt.

Major “Hey Yo” Material

 

[Tastycles]

Acceptable.

 

[JGlass]

I'm assuming "Major Baio material" hasn't been used

DUDE! I WAS TOTALLY THINKING ABOUT THAT!

brofist

 

[X]

Good God what have I done? This is beautiful.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Major Mayo Material? It rhymes and it is an alliteration. You may also be able to get sponsorship from Hellman's.

Not that I understand the point of this.

 

[Shadowmancer]

How about "Major Hey Joe" Material?

 

[X]

How about "Major Hey Joe" Material?

That song is so fucking awesome, and there are so many awesome versions of it by so many bands. Hey Joe is the fuckin' shit. I think Love's version is the best personally, but then again I just fucking love that band. So underrated. The Leaves' version rules too.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

How bout major B.O material??

 

[Coco]

I'm tossing and turning over major hay roll material.

Mostly tossing.

 

[Via Armbar]

There needs to be some rules here. Options for ones that rhyme with JO are fast running out. I think eventually we'll have to make an exception for ones that have at least the J or the O in them.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

As long as she dont got no B.O its all good....

 

[JGlass]

As much as I hate on jumping in on fads, the fact that nobody was using Major Mayo Material was just unforgivable.

 

[Tastycles]

It's about thinking outside the box really, there's plenty that can be had remaining in the original framework.

 

[JGlass]

Major Hey! Ho! Material

 

[travis_touchdown]

I lied.

Major Gray Bowl Material

 

[JGlass]

Major Waco Material

 

[Burnout]

How bout major B.O material??

Since when did B sound like J?

 

[Theo Mays]

Major Theo Material. Yeah that was pretty lame.

 

[Big Sexy]

For all of the Juggalos out there

 

[JGlass]

The fuck is that?