Live Discussion: Raw 5/25/09

[X]

Yes. Goldust. The night is now awesome.

We need more fucked up gimmicks like Goldust. How about a pedophile wrestler? Can you imagine the heat?

I want to see some Goldust nipple rubbing damnit! Does that make me gay?

And here comes Hornswoggle to ruin everything. Thank you again Hornswoggle for murdering everything you touch.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

did Goldust just have a seizure from about 5 gimmicks ago?

 

[justinsayne]

Kelly Kelly looks like she should be in porn.

She mind as well be, she's gotten plenty of practice fucking the entire locker room

And good god, segments like this (Golddust/Horswaggle) make me embarrassed to be a wrestling fan

 

[JuviJuiceIsLoose]

Jesus Christ, what the hell happened to Monday Night Raw?

 

[Loveless]

Fucking tragic waste of talent

 

[That's Just Weird]

So far...so good.

If by good you mean this is the worst start to a Raw in years.

I believe this is the first time Hornswoggle said anything. Ever.

 

[klunderbunker]

How many damn times do we have to see this clip?

 

[Gelgarin]

Have we had a match yet?

 

[Ezzee]

did Goldust just have a seizure from about 5 gimmicks ago?

Yeah, he keeps switching it on and off like a light switch. I wish they would drop it. Goldust was always a good wrestler, and when used appropriately, I thought he was great. Sadly, they never used him right.

 

[Loveless]

Jesus Christ, what the hell happened to Monday Night Raw?

Have you not been watching for the last 2 months then?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Batista's veins are disgusting

 

[klunderbunker]

Flair...you don't do this for a living anymore.

 

[Loveless]

Have we had a match yet?

Not a mans match. 35 minutes and counting

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

As long as Flair isn't in ring attire, I'm happy.

 

[shafe_41]

15 time world champion? Flair is forgetting how many times he's been champion at his age already?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

dude holy shit we might set a record. I wonder if we make it to 10 o clock without a match or something serious happening

 

[hardrocker488]

You know Cena has done the FU/Attitude Adjustment to Big Show several times now, but the announcers always acted surprise when he does it. Like he has never done it before.

 

[Ezzee]

Finish for the Submission match between John Cena/Big Show:

John Cena uses a camera cord or some sort of a cord/cable/whatever to aid him in locking on the STFU.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

And you want to know something. They're not hyping a fifth guy, which means it'll be someone anticlimatic, or really awesome.

 

[shafe_41]

can someone explain to me why Flair said he's a 15 time world champion but my OFFICIAL WWE Ric Flair shirt says 16 time? Jesus H Flair...

 

[X]

God damn Drag Me to Hell looks fucking awful. What's happened to you Sam Raimi?


SLY! SLLLYYY! I JUST SAW A PUNCHOUT COMMERCIAL. EPIC.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

All I know is we have Sly, KB, and NorCal. Business in the forum has PICKED UP!

 

[klunderbunker]

The punch out game might make me buy a Wii.

 

[Ezzee]

And you want to know something. They're not hyping a fifth guy, which means it'll be someone anticlimatic, or really awesome.

Well, yeah, that about covers it. Don't think we could get anymore crystal clear than that.

Hey, here is another idea, it will probably be someone with a pulse to.

 

[klunderbunker]

FINALLY something of note, but why is Matt in this?