Last Time You Were Laid

[The Enforcer]

Hey so when was the last time you were laid. Who was it with? And was it the best you have ever had?

I know its perverted but I thought it would strike alot of convo

 

[X]

This is by far going to be the lonliest and most depressing thread on WZ.

About 3 monthes ago. One night stand with an ex-girlfriend of mine. God I hate that woman; it's one of those "I hate you, but I actually am just still in love with you" type of hatreds. Yeah, I wanted a relationship, she didn't, here I am sitting here on WZ at 1:30 in the afternoon.

True story.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

never

 

[X]

....Now that's fucking depressing. See what I mean?

 

[Bernkastel]

2 years ago

one night stand with a friend from high school

although I plan to be in a serious and committed relationship with a girl I plan on marrying before I'd want to have sex again

 

[X]

Echelon...Standing up for morality since 1987.


















(Well except for the pregnant woman fetish...)

 

[Bernkastel]

except I was born in 1987

and hey, pregnant fetish is much better than dead children fetish or animal fetish

 

[X]

That's totally what I said.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

....Now that's fucking depressing. See what I mean?

It shouldn't be I don't care. I really don't want to have sex before I'm married NE way because having a kid before then would really fuck up my plans. Which are finishing school going to the SW and learning how to cook SW food and then opening a SW restaurant. I love children and am goingto have them someday but having one before I'm ready would definatly fuck everything up.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

(Well except for the pregnant woman fetish...)

And what's wrong with that?

 

[Bernkastel]

It shouldn't be I don't care. I really don't want to have sex before I'm married NE way because having a kid before then would really fuck up my plans. Which are finishing school going to the SW and learning how to cook SW food and then opening a SW restaurant. I love children and am goingto have them someday but having one before I'm ready would definatly fuck everything up.

yep, totally, I rather have a good job and be financially secure before I'd want children coming into play. As of Right now, on a college student's salary, I'd pretty much be fucked if I had to take care of a child.

 

[X]

...There's this crazy new invention, I'm not sure if you guys are aware of it. It's called a "condom".

See?

But seriously though, having sex doesn't automatically equal having children. There are so many different forms of birth control.

 

[Luther_Hull]

Big Ace, use a condom.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

...There's this crazy new invention, I'm not sure if you guys are aware of it. It's called a condom.

See?

But seriously though, having sex doesn't automatically equal having children. There are so many different forms of birth control.

I'd rather not take the chance. And like they always say in Sex Ed the best form of birth comtrol is abstinance.

 

[X]

Okay mate, it's all up to you after all it's your life. But the odds of the condom breaking aren't very high, and there are other forms of birth control that are like 99.9% accurate.

And Sex Ed's sole purpose is to stop teens from having sex. Which is bullshit IMO. Teenagers need to make mistakes or else they never learn and have some fantasy view of the world.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Okay mate, it's all up to you after all it's your life. But the odds of the condom breaking aren't very high, and there are other forms of birth control that are like 99.9% accurate.

And Sex Ed's sole purpose is to stop teens from having sex. Which is bullshit IMO. Teenagers need to make mistakes or else they never learn and have some fantasy view of the world.

I heard it's like that in America, is it true? It's not like that over here, they know people are going to have sex, so they just go through all the different types of birth control, and risks etc.

 

[Jonny B]

I think it must be around 9 months by now, but I had five years of regular sex so I can handle a dry patch.

 

[Meilichia]

Mine has been like a month and 3 days and it is killing me

 

[RVDgurl]

I usually have sex twice a day. I can't keep going like this- I'm too old for daily sex. My boyfriend is 8 years younger than me- he has way too much energy. They say the male's sex drive peaks from ages 19-23; which means I still have 2 more years of daily sex until he'd rather sleep. *sighs and shakes head*

 

[X]

Lol, RVDGurl you're talking like you're a 45 year old MILF or something. You're only 28! If thats old....well then I'm gonna be old pretty soon.

Which is impossible.

We're all young forever! SAY WE'RE YOUNG DAMNIT!

 

[RVDgurl]

Lol, RVDGurl you're talking like you're a 45 year old MILF or something. You're only 28! If thats old....well then I'm gonna be old pretty soon.

Which is impossible.

We're all young forever! SAY WE'RE YOUNG DAMNIT!

Haha... We ARE young! It's just that my guy is much younger (we're having the good ol' 21st birthday party this weekend!)- and I love sleep. Sex is good, but if I'm forced to choose, I'd pick sleep. My boy would pick sex. lol.

 

[Lil Wes]

Ace, you pansy. Wear a glove and get that.

I had sex like 3 weeks ago, with my ex.

Weird at how they go and find a new dude but come back to fuck you every 2 weeks...

 

[Colamania]

Never. Go me.

Whoooo!

 

[Slyfox696]

Last night.







Three times.

 

[X]

Ohhhhhh snap! Slyfox's a pimp! Oh snap-diggity dog! Wat chu gonna do when the Slyfox gets down with his lady, dude?!

(These slang jokes doing anything for ya?)