That is where I just came from. I'm not one to go to other people's parties since I usually don't know most of the people and the fact I don't like parties out of my comfort zone. But today I decided to take the chance. My neighbor's friend was throwing a party (and she is pretty hot) so I figured it would put me in good terms with her if I showed up. Well needless to say I did and there was no beer or anything to drink but Four Loko and I hate that shit. They were playing beer pong with fucking water. So I played a few games and dominated and left. I feel bad about leaving, but I couldn't stand the boredom. Not like y'all care, but I feel the need to share. So what's new fellas? Anyone wanna chit chat with the beard tonight?
Lamest Party Ever
- Thread starter Theo Mays
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Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra
Kinda Sorta Old School
I do! Hi Theo!
Cena's Little Helper
Mid-Card Championship Winner
What is Four Loko? And why didn't you bring some of your own brewski, you cheap bastard? I thought you wanted to get in good with the chick?
ScreaminNormanSmiley
formerly ScreaminNormanSmiley
I care theo.
Sup Blue
It is some sort of alcoholic energy drink. I know a lot of people love the stuff and I just can't stand it. I would have brought my own beer, but I was told there would be plenty to drink. I guess the plenty was just Four Loko. I told her that I'll be throwing a party soon to make up for leaving on this one. I have a buddy who works a beer distributor and I can get some stuff cheap.
Stormtrooper
Championship Contender
Sorry to hear about your lame party. I went to the bar for Karaoke. It was a shit-ton more fun then a party.
The beard don't like people to begin with. Plus there was this kid there who I don't like and he wouldn't shut up about my beard. Last time I saw him he drank most of my beer and ate the food out of my fridge.
Thanks SNS. How's life?
Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra
Kinda Sorta Old School
Must be good to have your team going into the playoffs hot. 
Original plan tonight was to go to a bar with a buddy of mine who ended up coming to this party with me. Pretty much for now on I know to bring booze to parties they invite me too haha.
Must be good to have your team going into the playoffs hot.
Yeah that's been the case the last couple years with the Phils. We play damn good ball down the stretch. Pujols had a good game today did he not?
Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra
Kinda Sorta Old School
Couldn't tell ya buddy, I haven't caught a game recently. It hurts too bad knowing how much promise this team had.
Sorry to hear that Blue. Cards were definitely a team I thought could give the Phils a run this season and then it just all crumbled. Always a terrible time to be a fan when your team crumbles. Pretty sucky stuff.
ScreaminNormanSmiley
formerly ScreaminNormanSmiley
Frustrating, just quit my job. Hopefully will be able to find a new one soon.
Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra
Kinda Sorta Old School
At least I'm not a Mets fan is the only positive way to spin it lol.
Stormtrooper
Championship Contender
For me, bars are always better bets then parties, other then the whole paying for your drinks thing. Plus I am pretty anti-social, and going to a party generally means people will talk to me most of the time. At a bar I can talk to who I want. Plus I have an icebreaker when I go to the bar (Karaoke or football, since those are the only 2 things I go to the bar for).
I'd probably bring my own beer for a party anyway, because most parties give you that shitty light beer, not the good shit like Yuengling.
Fixed
That is true, they have it rough.
I hear ya there, which is why I pretty much try and throw my own parties. That way it is people I know and like and not people I'm gonna have to force myself to talk to just to be polite.
I have a feeling this year will be different. But I do want to play the Yanks for revenge purposes lol.
Bummer dude, sorry to hear that. Though the market for three year olds is pretty hot these days, so I expect you to be there in no time. I'm still looking myself, can't seem to catch on anywhere. Maybe it is the beard
. Though I seem to be in good word with a personal care home, as I just did some of their training classes the other day so I might be able to latch on there.Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra
Kinda Sorta Old School
Fucking Lee Corso. LOL
Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra
Kinda Sorta Old School
I know Wheelbarrow. I know.
Stormtrooper
Championship Contender
lulz.
Don't worry, the Phils have the easy road back, since the other NL teams aren't on the same level. The Yankees have a tougher road, with that Rangers, Twins, and Rays. I'm actually hoping for the Wild Card, so that we can beat on the Twins again (like we always do) and then beat the Rays/Rangers in the ALCS before re-beating the Phils. I'm contemplating trying to get Phils World Series tickets, for when they play the Yanks. Although I might get killed if I somehow got them and went to Philly in Yankee gear.
ScreaminNormanSmiley
formerly ScreaminNormanSmiley
Bummer dude, sorry to hear that. Though the market for three year olds is pretty hot these days, so I expect you to be there in no time. I'm still looking myself, can't seem to catch on anywhere. Maybe it is the beard
Yeah, most people my age are to lazy to get a job. They just rely on their parents. Makes it easier to get jobs in child labor.
Notorious718
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Theo.
