KB's Man Love Emporium

[Monkey_Mania]

I was there.

 

[klunderbunker]

And you remember what he did don't you Monkey

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Nah, I was all fucked up on comtrex and baby powder.

 

[klunderbunker]

That really does explain a lot. Becca will testify for me. She was there. It was her underwear after all.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

 

[klunderbunker]

That ring a bell *honey*?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

nothing

 

[klunderbunker]

*sigh* I didn't want to have to do this to you, but you've left me no choice.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

You know, it was just last week we were cuddled up watching SummerSlam 90' together. this is so sudden, so ghaslty of you. kinda tough to understand.

 

[klunderbunker]

Cuddled up? You stopped talking to me to watch a tag match. That's hardly romantic. I have needs damn it!

 

[HBK-aholic]

I was at the party that night. Norcal was being an animal. I was taking a shower after he spilled his "energy" drink on me. When I got out my clothes were gone. I wrapped a bathrobe that i found around myself and when i came out I saw Norcal in my underwear going into a bedroom with Monkey, who was high on something and covered in white powder. Klunder was just sitting in the corner crying his eyes out. It was so sad.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

and see. its always YOUR needs/ III have needs. me me me. KB KB KB. get over yourself, and then maybe you could keep hold of a man.

 

[klunderbunker]

I cook for you, I clean for you, I do your laundry, I gave you my ass, and what do I get in exchange for it? Because you were horny one night I couldn't even wear a white dress at our wedding. And what do I get for it? i get to say I'm Norcal's wife. That's all.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I was at the party that night. Norcal was being an animal. I was taking a shower after he spilled his "energy" drink on me. When I got out my clothes were gone. I wrapped a bathrobe that i found around myself and when i came out I saw Norcal in my underwear going into a bedroom with Monkey, who was high on something and covered in white powder. Klunder was just sitting in the corner crying his eyes out. It was so sad.

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooww

and how high were YOU??

 

[klunderbunker]

She was completely sober. We have the film to back up her story too.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I cook for you, I clean for you, I do your laundry, I gave you my ass, and what do I get in exchange for it? Because you were horny one night I couldn't even wear a white dress at our wedding. And what do I get for it? i get to say I'm Norcal's wife. That's all.

I mean. you DO get to say your my wife. Countless women would saw off a limb to be able to say that. and goodness knows how many MEN. you should be so lucky to have me ever lay hands on you. I know a russian model and a couple bikini models who would assure you of that.

 

[klunderbunker]

Yes but you couldn't do to them what you like doing to me when you've had a bit too much red bull.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

fabricating things is so very unbecoming of you.

and lemme tell you. they wouldve been down for whatEVER. if I had allowed them to be.

 

[klunderbunker]

You see? That's exactly what i mean. "Allowed them?" That's awful.

And no, they couldn't. They don't have the, shall we say, equipment to satisfy you all the time?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

not awful. tis a privledge. just ask them yourself.

and please. none of your boy parts interest me in the least.

I was always the, uh, *gough* pitcher *cough*. and only becuase you wouldnt stop fucking nagging me all the time.

 

[klunderbunker]

Always a pitcher? HA! I seem to remember more than a few times when you had your glorious ass up in the air begging to have your bunk klundered.

Do i even need to get into the "Norcal likes bananas" thing?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

ooooooKAY. this is going a tad far

 

[klunderbunker]

Admit defeat in the war and I'll drop the whole thing.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

I seriously am going to back away slowly. Without causing a suden movement. Then I am going to blow my brains out.

 

[klunderbunker]

Managed to freak my tag partners out. *fist pump*