KB's Man Love Emporium

[klunderbunker]

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is with a sad heart that I annoucnce that Norcal and I have entered divorce proceedings.

 

[HBK-aholic]

. I mean, aww.

 

[klunderbunker]

That excuse for a husband. Wouldn't even sleep with me.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Evil bastard.

 

[klunderbunker]

Three times in 5 months, and he went off to Florida without me. Hussy.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

pft. I do what the fuck I want. you dont OOWWWN me

 

[klunderbunker]

No, but I will soon. Just wait until I get you in court.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

pft. good luck with that. I dont even leave the house to do things I actually enjoy...

 

[klunderbunker]

I might be interested in accepting a settlement.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

shut the fuck up. there. settled.

 

[klunderbunker]

I'll make sure to put that in the summary.

Verbal abuse.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

im not sure how you feel this all will make you feel better?? what does it accomplish really??

 

[klunderbunker]

After everything you've put me through, it'll make me feel better to take some of your stuff.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

take it. all of it. you know it matters not. things mean nothing to me.

 

[klunderbunker]

Oh its not that simple Norcal. You see, I do know that. Do you really think that's all I'd take? With your salary, it wouldn't mean a thing to you.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

all you can take from me ar emy possesions. which, sadly to you, mean nothing to me. So do what you must, gain what little monetary victory you think you will gain. go ahead. hope your happy.

 

[klunderbunker]

Norcal, my sweet Norcal. Do you think I'm an idiot?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

LOL at you. Now you see what the other exes went thru.

Apathy has to be the most aggarvating reaction to deal with receiving during a break up. LOL.

Take what you want, do what you must, gain whatever pleasure you may from it. whatever. I have little time for such dealings.

 

[klunderbunker]

I really don't want to go to court. I don't want to have to ruin you like that.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

you wont RUUUIIIN meee??? nothing that can be delegated in a mere courtroom can ruin me.

 

[klunderbunker]

Don't you remember the night of the party?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I dont go to parties

 

[klunderbunker]

It was at our house baby boy.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

i slept through it most likely

 

[klunderbunker]

Oh no you didn't. You had a great time. Don't you remember at all?