KB Answers Wrestling Questions

[klunderbunker]

Yeah which has helped a lot.

 

[Martin Gabriel]

Alright, here's my amended plan:

Orton begins to show similar attitudes Christian displayed around this time last year. Believing it's no coincidence, Santino Marella resumes his detective role from one terrible episode of RAW and begins snooping around WWE offices. Sure enough, Detective Marella and his sidekick, Dr. Cobra, will stumble across evidence that Vince McMahon injected Christian with a virus that spreads to his opponents by having awesome matches with them, though doesn't kick in for a whole year. The virus turns the wrestler into a self-absorbed, self-entitled coward, but embodies them with incredible persistence and fertility. (Maybe that last part isn't vital to the wrestling scene, but whatever.) However, the symptoms only last for one year, which would explain why Christian has inexplicably turned face again. Fearing for Sheamus' mental health, Santino attempts to warn The Great White, but is surprised to find that not only is he aware, but supports it. Sheamus reveals the virus must fester for two years in order for its latest carrier to reach maximum form. This virus, concocted with the help of his training buddy/lab partner Triple H of course and orchestrated by Vince McMahon, is intended to ultimately turn Sheamus, after passing first through Christian and Orton, into a one-man army, capable of overturning the entire armed forces. Vince McMahon will set his new behemoth loose on the NFL, hoping to finally overthrow his greatest adversary in sports entertainment, an adversary so large that competition was before only considered futile. At last WWE will stand atop the sports and entertainment worlds as its undisputed lord. And no one will ever laugh at Vince for tearing his quad while walking to the ring ever again.

Let me know what you think.

 

[klunderbunker]

I'd recommend more fresh air for you.

 

[Martin Gabriel]

I'd recommend more fresh air for you.

You funny old Klunderbunker.

 

[Martin Gabriel]

Do you think Chris Jericho should be a babyface or remain as a heel? I'm read there is speculation about turning him into a babyface.

 

[klunderbunker]

I'd be ok with it. I've always liked him better as a face.

 

[IHW]

Where can I watch NXT online? I read your review, and it makes me want to see it.

 

[klunderbunker]

Try Youtube probably.

 

[Coco]

Alright, here's my amended plan:

Orton begins to show similar attitudes Christian displayed around this time last year. Believing it's no coincidence, Santino Marella resumes his detective role from one terrible episode of RAW and begins snooping around WWE offices. Sure enough, Detective Marella and his sidekick, Dr. Cobra, will stumble across evidence that Vince McMahon injected Christian with a virus that spreads to his opponents by having awesome matches with them, though doesn't kick in for a whole year. The virus turns the wrestler into a self-absorbed, self-entitled coward, but embodies them with incredible persistence and fertility. (Maybe that last part isn't vital to the wrestling scene, but whatever.) However, the symptoms only last for one year, which would explain why Christian has inexplicably turned face again. Fearing for Sheamus' mental health, Santino attempts to warn The Great White, but is surprised to find that not only is he aware, but supports it. Sheamus reveals the virus must fester for two years in order for its latest carrier to reach maximum form. This virus, concocted with the help of his training buddy/lab partner Triple H of course and orchestrated by Vince McMahon, is intended to ultimately turn Sheamus, after passing first through Christian and Orton, into a one-man army, capable of overturning the entire armed forces. Vince McMahon will set his new behemoth loose on the NFL, hoping to finally overthrow his greatest adversary in sports entertainment, an adversary so large that competition was before only considered futile. At last WWE will stand atop the sports and entertainment worlds as its undisputed lord. And no one will ever laugh at Vince for tearing his quad while walking to the ring ever again.

Let me know what you think.

KB, can you also imagine him trying to say that entire thing really quickly without stopping to take a breath?

 

[klunderbunker]

Indeed.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Take a look at this thread I just made and I'd like you to respond to it either in the actual thread or here if you've got a short answer...pretty please?

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?p=3968955#post3968955

 

[klunderbunker]

I wrote a full article about character development, oddly enough called "I want to talk a little bit about character development."

I don't have time to read all of it right now but I will before the end of the night.

 

[klunderbunker]

I swear I don't mean to write so much. It just kind of happens.

 

[Martin Gabriel]

How long have you been doing wrestling reviews?

 

[klunderbunker]

About three and a half years.

 

[Martin Gabriel]

Do you think anyone will ever overthrow John Cena in that top spot while he's still active? I don't see it. Ever.

 

[klunderbunker]

Nah. he's too entrenched.

 

[zac007]

Do you think hhh is underrated or overrated?

 

[klunderbunker]

About right.

 

[Martin Gabriel]

I read a little while ago that Metallica is rumored to preform at this year's SummerSlam.

Would you be okay if they did?

 

[klunderbunker]

I love Metallica but what's the point in having them take up ten minutes of the show?

 

[Martin Gabriel]

Which match should be the show closer at SummerSlam, Brock/Triple H or Cena/Punk?

 

[Martin Gabriel]

I love Metallica but what's the point in having them take up ten minutes of the show?

It could eliminate any squash match or some other lame filler we could get on the card, though. Nah, who am I kidding? All of that would probably be on there regardless.

 

[klunderbunker]

Which match should be the show closer at SummerSlam, Brock/Triple H or Cena/Punk?

Cena/Punk.

It could eliminate any squash match or some other lame filler we could get on the card, though. Nah, who am I kidding? All of that would probably be on there regardless.

I don't get the appeal of the concerts on the show. I never have and likely never will.

 

[Martin Gabriel]

Someone made a thread on here asking if anyone would be interested in a Miz-Sheamus feud since it hasn't happened yet. I wouldn't mind it a bit if it gets Miz back to where he was before.

How about you?