John Cena's New Shirt

[Richard Blonoff]

I was giving a lot of shit to WWE, thinking that they were doing all this shit to profit (like many companies do) off of other people's terminal illnesses.

But WWEShop says that they are donating 100% of the profits from the Cena shirts to 9/16-10/31 to Susan G. Komen. That sounds like a cool thing. But then again, devil's advocate has me thinking that this is happening right now in order to lure more voters for Linda. But hey, whatever.

I feel the same way when companies do stuff like that. A couple years ago I remember KFC was donating twenty five cents for every bucket of chicken they sold during a certain time. A damn quarter for every 15 dollar bucket of chicken. It was marketing plain and simple.

The 100% is cool, but that cynic in me was saying they were doing it in another desperate attempt to get Cena a better fan reaction than Punk. Last night Punk wore Yankee pinstripes in Boston and he still got a better reception than Cena.

 

[Remix]

WWE cares about people booing Cena almost as much as they cared about people telling Kurt Angle he sucks.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Five year survival rate for breast cancer: 85% *

Five year survival rate for colorectal cancer: 56% *

Five year survival rate for lung cancer: 9% *

N.I.C funding per death for breast cancer: $13,452

N.I.C funding per death for colorectal cancer: $4,566

N.I.C funding per death for lung cancer: $1,630

*data from cancer research uk.

Or to put it in a more understandable way, Breast Cancer is overfunded, (relatively) undangerous and easily treated with facilities for early detection commonly available. OTOH other cancers that kill far more people get less funding because people's wallet strings are far more easily tugged at by a young mother with cute kids and a not so cute tumour in her breast tissue than a guy who overlooked the blood in his shit.

Or maybe it makes more sense to spend more money on something that has more chance of being cured instead of throwing money away on diseases that you point out is kind of fruitless.

And maybe women have worked their asses off to get the funding to increase a survival rate for a disease that has taken their mothers, sisters and friends while men just bitch on the internet.

And definitely there is something to preserving the health and safety of women and children. Chivalry is not dead.

 

[DetectiveZelix]

This will lead to a heel turn where he removes that shirt to show another shirt that proclaims he has joined the Tumor World Order.

I Love You

 

[Stormtrooper]

Five year survival rate for breast cancer: 85% *

Five year survival rate for colorectal cancer: 56% *

Five year survival rate for lung cancer: 9% *

N.I.C funding per death for breast cancer: $13,452

N.I.C funding per death for colorectal cancer: $4,566

N.I.C funding per death for lung cancer: $1,630

*data from cancer research uk.

Or to put it in a more understandable way, Breast Cancer is overfunded, (relatively) undangerous and easily treated with facilities for early detection commonly available. OTOH other cancers that kill far more people get less funding because people's wallet strings are far more easily tugged at by a young mother with cute kids and a not so cute tumour in her breast tissue than a guy who overlooked the blood in his shit.

Or maybe it makes more sense to spend more money on something that has more chance of being cured instead of throwing money away on diseases that you point out is kind of fruitless.

And maybe women have worked their asses off to get the funding to increase a survival rate for a disease that has taken their mothers, sisters and friends while men just bitch on the internet.

And definitely there is something to preserving the health and safety of women and children. Chivalry is not dead.

You can't forget that it's cancer of the TITS.

Men love breasts, and hate things that hurt breasts. Breast Cancer hurts breasts. As such, men hate Breast Cancer, and as such they support finding a cure for this terrible disease.



And are people actually knocking WWE for supporting a charitable foundation that fights CANCER?! This is one of the few things that WWEcan do that should result in virtually ZERO negative opinions.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I Love You

Dude, at least make me buy you some Arby's first.

 

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

I wish the smaller picture of him within the shirt, was indeed wearing the shirt as well. And then it just kept going, for miles if you had a microscope. Ince(na)ption.