Joey Ryan Literally Just Said The Best Thing Ever

[Alex]

'You guys act like #WWENetwork is the greatest thing ever. The greatest thing ever is getting head from two girls at the same time, nerds.'

I put it in the bar room because I wasn't sure if it could go anywhere else. Anyway enjoy.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

It kind of puts everything in perspective.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Yeah. That was clever. No idea how no one ever thought of that one before. What a genius.

 

[JGlass]

He's still not technically correct. It would be better if you were eating pizza while getting head from two girls at the same time.

 

[Барбоса]

Jesus dying for our sins was the best thing ever. Just ahead of Creation.

Oh, and Kinder eggs.

 

[The Brain]

Good point, somebody I never heard of.

 

[nightmare]

He's just mad he wont be shown on the network. One 'local talent' match really isnt enough to be featured.


Although, Stacy & Trish at the same time would sure be something spectacular....

 

[ABMorales787]

I'm pretty sure that's physically impossible.

 

[klunderbunker]

He's still not technically correct. It would be better if you were eating pizza while getting head from two girls at the same time.

And watching the WWE Network.

 

[Shocky]

A 34 year old pro wrestler, that has accomplished zero of note, said this?

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I'm pretty sure that's physically impossible.

Two penises on one man is not unheard of.

 

[Danger Burger]

Literally.

 

[The Butcher]

I'm pretty sure that's physically impossible.

It's possible. I've still got the receipt.