JGlass Shoots on Everything

[JGlass]

Dude, Jericho's most recent heel character was inspired by No Country for Old Men?! Fucking sweet!

 

[JGlass]

My bottle opener broke. Idk how, it just did. I'll just have to be a bad ass and pull the cap off with my teeth.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

There was a group of pretty hot chicks dressed up as the Sailor Moon crew, and I was thinking about striking up conversation with one of them. But the more I looked at them the more I started to think they might have been in high school. I decided to play it safe and let it go.

AND?

....And he got an even closer look and realized they where probably dudes, dudes with tape; those crazy azns.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

My bottle opener broke. Idk how, it just did. I'll just have to be a bad ass and pull the cap off with my teeth.

be careful.

I did that for a while and the front half of my tooth fell of. I had to get shaved down and a crown put it. Cost a small fortune

 

[JGlass]

They were white actually. I was surprised by the racial make up of the convention. Mostly white people, plenty of Asians, and a strong black population as well. No latinos though.

 

[Stormtrooper]

Use a seatbelt. Sandman taught me that in a WWE Magazine.

Or use the edge of a table.

And you should always have a keychain bottle opener on your person for that very reason.

 

[JGlass]

I don't even have a keychain, much less keys to put them on. I've just been using the sharper end of the bottle opener. It's working alright.

 

[Megatron]

My bottle opener broke. Idk how, it just did. I'll just have to be a bad ass and pull the cap off with my teeth.

What beer is it?

 

[JGlass]

Carona light. Kicking it Mexican style. I usually like Yegngling, but they didn't have it at the liquer store

 

[JGlass]

Look at all my friends lurking in this thread. My new mod buddy Indy, best forum bud of all time Crock, and even the guy I love to hate but not really hate just sorta disagree with about most everything except politics, Nick B/

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

God damnit Milenko. God damnit. You just don't make things easy for yourself, do you man?

I've told him before -- fat women.

 

[Stormtrooper]

I knew I liked you for a reason JGlass. Yuengling FTMFW.

Also, do you really only own 1 bottle opener?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

God damnit Milenko. God damnit. You just don't make things easy for yourself, do you man?

What?

HE said anything and that is something I need help with.

 

[JGlass]

I probably have one more, but I don't know. I'm a college student, I don't own much of anything.

 

[The Crock]

Best forum bud Crock. Imagine "mod" stuck up in there, oh yeah.

Dude, RHCP are my favorites along with Wu-Tang. Fuck yes.

 

[JGlass]

The Red Hot Chili Peppers never cease to amaze me. There must be 10 times that I find a new song of theirs that I love.

 

[The Crock]

Listen to Live at Slane, you'll love it.. If you haven't heard it yet.

 

[Stormtrooper]

So if you're a college student, then you must be living in a dormitory or off campus apartment with Roomates. They'd have to have one.

Oh, and you had to have gotten a couple of the free keychain bottle openers. Always save one for that purpose.

 

[JGlass]

I have not, but I'll check that out a little later.

 

[JGlass]

I don't have roommates Stormy, I love alone. It's a sweet deal I have worked out, but it ends in a week. That's okay, I'm tired of living alone though.

 

[The Crock]

Dude, Live at Slane is THE shit.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

if you wear hats they make plenty with bottle openers built into the bill.

 

[JGlass]

WOW THANKS MILENKO! I'LL GO OUT AND BUY ONE RIGHT NOW!

 

[The Crock]

Maybe the kind YOU wear, Milenko.

EDIT: I should call him by his soon-to-be name: Gaping Anus.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

if you wear hats they make plenty with bottle openers built into the bill.