It's Wrestlemania Time..!

[Hyorinmaru]

Is Pit Bull a white dude?

Cuban

 

[Snugglebites]

Has the SD tag titles match happened?

 

[shafe_41]

That snake in front of Orton is kewl as fuck

 

[Sagg1298]

This is the weirdest entrance of all time. Fucking snake?!

 

[LBGetBack]

Me neither, hate rap.

Nobody considers those Pitbull and Flo'rida guys "rap".

As for Cee-lo, he used to rap in the 90s. He changed lanes a long time ago though. He's actually pretty talented too.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

That early 2000s snake animation is still better than whatever Seth's fire animation was suppose to be.

 

[enviousdominous]

Oh I made a mistake it's Lunchmoney Lewis. Looked it up. I still don't know who he is.

He's not a musician, we can definitely confirm that much.

 

[shafe_41]

Has the SD tag titles match happened?

No considering there wasn't going to be one.

 

[Sean Valjean]

I looked away for a second and the snake on the ramp legit looked like a giant extending penis out of my periphery for a second.

 

[enviousdominous]

That early 2000s snake animation is still better than whatever Seth's fire animation was suppose to be.

It looked like the snake was impatiently trying to make Randy walk faster.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Randy won the Royal Rumble and still has to go on before the Smackdown Women's Championship.

 

[Navi]

He's not a musician, we can definitely confirm that much.

Really that's who was scheduled to perform with someone named Pitbull and Flo Rida. As I said I have no idea who any of them are.

That snake on the ramp was amazing.

 

[LBGetBack]

This shit is way too long. I'm tired, tired of watching, and want to do something else. Go back to the 3 hour days and trim the fat.

 

[Cena Is A Punk Rocker]

Lunchbox Lewis is the true eater of worlds.

 

[shafe_41]

That was a pretty small pop for Orton.

I thought the same thing... then I remembered a lot of this crowd has been in that venue since around 4-4:30pm. It's been 6 hours. In the heat. And there's still three matches to go after this one. Granted one is going to be about 8 minutes. Still... this could easily go until midnight. The crowd is absolutely beat.

 

[The Warlord]

This shit is way too long. I'm tired, tired of watching, and want to do something else. Go back to the 3 hour days and trim the fat.

Quit your bitchin, its once a year. Man up you queer

 

[Navi]

This shit is way too long. I'm tired, tired of watching, and want to do something else. Go back to the 3 hour days and trim the fat.

There are still two matches after this one, and one of them includes Taker's entrance. We'll be here till 1AM waiting for him to get to the ring. Unless he starts soon.

Sorry 3 matches, forgot about Goldberg and Lesnar.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Orton has new trunk designs for the first time since, like, 2003.

 

[shafe_41]

Now THAT is cool as fuck.

 

[Sean Valjean]

WHAT ON EARTH??

 

[Kodo Sawaki]

Its JohnOClock time mfuckers: No JBL, Randys father wasnt in the main event of first Wrestlemania.

 

[LBGetBack]

Randy won the Royal Rumble and still has to go on before the Smackdown Women's Championship.

Seems pretty clear they're using the women's match as a breather for the crowd before what they decided are the two biggest matches.

LOL at Undertaker and Goldberg headlining the show in 2017. Yet the one old guy that's still got it, that puts in work every week, had the best storyline, and is over as he'll had to go on second in a match where it was a foregone conclusion he'd lose.

 

[OYDK]

Da fuck was that?

 

[enviousdominous]

Is Sister Abigail under the ring!?

 

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

BRUH