It's time... once again... for the D-Man... to hop aboard the EXXXXXOTICA Convention!

[D-Man]

Yup, you heard it right. In two days time, I'll have a whole new set of pictures of yours truly with mainstream pornstars. The Exxxotica Convention will be right across the street from my job (at the NJ Expo Center) again for the second year in a row. This year, I plan on getting a photo of me making out with a famous, hot porn star.

Bow to me.

 

[X]

Enjoy the penis-breath.

Pictures. Or die. If Eva Angelina is there, and you don't get a picture, you can consider yourself dead to me.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

awesome

 

[Mr. Steve]

Yup, you heard it right. In two days time, I'll have a whole new set of pictures of yours truly with mainstream pornstars. The Exxxotica Convention will be right across the street from my job (at the NJ Expo Center) again for the second year in a row. This year, I plan on getting a photo of me making out with a famous, hot porn star.

Bow to me.

if you take a picture with Tory lane and Eva making out, you will be the greatest man alive since Jesus.

 

[D-Man]

Enjoy the penis-breath.

Pictures. Or die. If Eva Angelina is there, and you don't get a picture, you can consider yourself dead to me.

I'm going to aim cupid's arrow at her vagina. She will be on my wish list of ****es to make out with on camera.

Xfear, there will be photos. OH yes, there WILLLL be photos...

Last year, I met Audrey Bitone. Her hotness is of the utmost epicness.

This year, I will meet the rest of the reality porn industry.

 

[Murfish]

Audrey Bitoni performed leet hacks to get to that level of hotness.

 

[Miko]

2 days, damn, not enough time to grow a ponytail

 

[gd]

U better get a pic with Ron Jeremy

 

[Razor]

Talk to Ashlynn Brooke, and you are God.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I need to see Bree Olson. If you get noodie shots of her, I'll give you my e-mail/home address.

And get me some Brea Bennett. Not like pics, drug her, put her in a box with a pez dispenser full or X tabs and send her this way.

 

[D-Man]

if you take a picture with Tory lane and Eva making out, you will be the greatest man alive since Jesus.

I will make this my mission. As a matter of fact, I'm now open to any requests or suggestions for photos.

Anyone have any other good ideas?

 

[FromTheSouth]

Find Madison Ivy, give her that vial of semen I sent you.

 

[Dave]

 

[D-Man]

U better get a pic with Ron Jeremy

Already got it last year. He was on drugs or something at 3am in the Venetian Hotel. I'll ry to get my hands on it...

Talk to Ashlynn Brooke, and you are God.

I'll do my best to accomodate you.

I need to see Bree Olson. If you get noodie shots of her, I'll give you my e-mail/home address.

And get me some Brea Bennett. Not like pics, drug her, put her in a box with a pez dispenser full or X tabs and send her this way.

This is a tall order. I think I can pull it off though. Anyone have any roofies I could borrow?

 

[D-Man]

Find Madison Ivy, give her that vial of semen I sent you.

Too late. I drank it already.

 

[Dave]

Already got it last year. He was on drugs or something at 3am in the Venetian Hotel. I'll try to get my hands on it...

Your hands on what exactly, D-Man?



Nevertheless, that comment about drinking the sperm is so sickening... I love it and my love grows for you by the day.

 

[D-Man]

Your hands on what exactly, D-Man?



Nevertheless, that comment about drinking the sperm is so sickening... I love it and my love grows for you by the day.

Yeah, I can be a sick bastard sometimes. It's part of my charm

 

[Spaceman Spif]

Shay Laren... I know you can do it D-Man.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Too late. I drank it already.

Then you can tell me, does the pineapple juice legend really work?

 

[NSL]

My favorite porn star ever has returned: Raylene

You get me a pic and I'll be forever grateful

 

[D-Man]

Then you can tell me, does the pineapple juice legend really work?

Ok, this is going too far... LOL

 

[D-Man]

Shay Laren... I know you can do it D-Man.

Noted

 

[D-Man]

My favorite porn star ever has returned: Raylene

You get me a pic and I'll be forever grateful

I cannot lie... if Raylene ever showed up to one of these conventions I would run across the room, proceed to tear her clothes off, pin her down, and bang the shit out of her in front of everyone with out WITHOUT her consent. She is the sexiest redhead to ever grace the porn screen.

 

[NSL]

I cannot lie... if Raylene ever showed up to one of these conventions I would run across the room, proceed to tear her clothes off, pin her down, and bang the shit out of her in front of everyone with out WITHOUT her consent. She is the sexiest redhead to ever grace the porn screen.

Sad to say, but she's got black hair now

Brought a tear to my eye...But, damn...She can still work a man over like no other...

 

[D-Man]

Sad to say, but she's got black hair now

Brought a tear to my eye...But, damn...She can still work a man over like no other...

That bitch... now I'm gonna slap her, too.