IMPACT Wrestling LD for 03.20.14 — A Beautiful Reformation?

[klunderbunker]

Yeah, I mean, Velvet Sky is still an active "wrestler", right?

Uh...right.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Willow rocks.

 

[Starkist]

Willow is awesome

 

[hatehabsforever]

WTF was that?

 

[klunderbunker]

Indeed he does, but it doesn't help when the announcers just say it's Jeff Hardy. I actually might not recognize him if not for th ebig green tattoo.

 

[ABMorales787]

As silly and hammy as that was, it sounded freakin' cool.

 

[klunderbunker]

Time for more lesbian overtones between good looking blondes.

 

[ABMorales787]

Was Angelina always this hot?

 

[Starkist]

Hmmn, Vel and Angelina...

 

[JJYanks121]

You guys actually liked that? That was the faking sounding shit ever.

I'm guessing you guys also think the girl who pity fucked you really felt you were the "best ever" and that the orgasm she claimed she had was real?

 

[Starkist]

She has always been hot to me.

 

[klunderbunker]

Give her shoulder length hair and she's way better looking.

 

[ABMorales787]

Get the brown paper bags!

 

[Starkist]

You guys actually liked that? That was the faking sounding shit ever.

I'm guessing you guys also think the girl who pity fucked you really felt you were the "best ever" and that the orgasm she claimed she had was real?

Not at all.

Everyone's taste is different. I did get a really good positive chuckle from reading your comment.

 

[Starkist]

Lacey Von Erica was the best looking of all of them though.

 

[ABMorales787]

You guys actually liked that? That was the faking sounding shit ever.

I'm guessing you guys also think the girl who pity fucked you really felt you were the "best ever" and that the orgasm she claimed she had was real?

 

[It's Damn Real!]

You guys actually liked that? That was the faking sounding shit ever.

I'm guessing you guys also think the girl who pity fucked you really felt you were the "best ever" and that the orgasm she claimed she had was real?

Translation: stop liking what I don't like.

 

[klunderbunker]

Madison looks different this week and it's not working as well as it has been.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

On a related note, such a pet peeve when champions come out without titles.

 

[ABMorales787]

Continuity nods. Ha.

 

[klunderbunker]

Is that a remix of Madison's music or is it skipping?

 

[JJYanks121]

Translation: stop liking what I don't like.

The translation is more like "ya'll are weird and grasping at liking something 'different'."

Unfortunately, different doesn't always mean good and in this case, just no. Makes sense though, since I've always thought Jeff Hardy was quite mediocre.

 

[Starkist]

Abyss is not a monster anymore. He was at one time but now he's nothing serous.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

The translation is more like "ya'll are weird and grasping at liking something 'different'."

Unfortunately, different doesn't always mean good and in this case, just no. Makes sense though, since I've always thought Jeff Hardy was quite mediocre.

Translation: stop liking what I don't like.

 

[hatehabsforever]

This is the first time I've watched Impact in a really long time. Who the hell are these guys?