IMPACT Wrestling LD - All Dates

[klunderbunker]

So it was Final Deletion meets Monster's Ball. Good to know.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Gonna be hard to follow that. Cody, I guess?

 

[klunderbunker]

Correct. Matt "broke" Jeff and turned him into Brother Nero.

After gaining control of him for absolutely no logically explained reason.

 

[Papa Pillman]

That lived up to the hype. Impressive.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Forgot about Gail/Maria. Shit, they have a lot to cover.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

After gaining control of him for absolutely no logically explained reason.

Not much about Broken Matt makes sense. That's kind of the appeal.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

I love Allie.

 

[klunderbunker]

Not much about Broken Matt makes sense. That's kind of the appeal.

True, but why would Jeff, still unbroken, go along with it?

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Maria's ass is out of this world.

 

[rbv13]

Is Gail rocking granny panties?

 

[klunderbunker]

Maria's ass is out of this world.

Indeed. Easily one of my all time favorite Knockouts.

 

[klunderbunker]

Well. That was as boring as they could have gone with.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

OK, here comes Cody.

 

[klunderbunker]

First time seeing Brandi in gear. Not bad at all.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

I hate that they can't call him Cody Rhodes. Hate it.

 

[rbv13]

The KO match and the Cody/Brandi debut was all pretty lame.

 

[klunderbunker]

So to recap:

Sienna means nothing.
Laurel seems to mean nothing.
Allie did nothing.
Maria's reign of terror wasn't really terrible.

BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS BECAUSE GAIL IS STILL THE MOST AWESOME THING EVER!!!

 

[Papa Pillman]

So to recap:

Sienna means nothing.
Laurel seems to mean nothing.
Allie did nothing.
Maria's reign of terror wasn't really terrible.

BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS BECAUSE GAIL IS STILL THE MOST AWESOME THING EVER!!!

Yet the whole segment was still ultimately outstanding for no other reason than getting to watch Maria in that gear for several minutes.

 

[klunderbunker]

Yet the whole segment was still ultimately outstanding for no other reason than getting to watch Maria in that gear for several minutes.

Well......yeah.

 

[klunderbunker]

They really need something big to close the show. This has been good but not really exciting.

 

[rbv13]

I know I am in the serious minority but I'd rather get with Gail than Maria. Just my taste I guess.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

They really need something big to close the show. This has been good but not really exciting.

Del Rio?

 

[rbv13]

They really need something big to close the show. This has been good but not really exciting.

Nice action on the under card and the Great War was a WTF? moment in a positive way but this has been very anticlimactic event.

 

[klunderbunker]

Del Rio?

Del Rio isn't exciting. He's just.....Del Rio.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Del Rio isn't exciting. He's just.....Del Rio.

I don't want him. Just think maybe that might be it?