"I'm In Me Mum's Car!" - WWE FastLane 2015 - LD

[BaconBits]

Welp, time to go smoke a butt. Fuck. The. Usos.

 

[Bernkastel]

Great stuff. I think the finish might have been a botch.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Cody shits unicorns every time he cuts a promo.

 

[L@RISANO]

Remember when some fans were DEMANDING this match? I'd love to see them defend their pick now. It continues my theory that most dream matches suck.

The story is playing out nicely, given that the story basically started with both guys having very little momentum whatsoever... the match itself? How was it?

 

[Black Anaconda Vise]

This match should be fun

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Why is Natalya wearing dominatrix looking gear?

 

[Phoenix]

Damn, Natalya is rocking the leather right there.

 

[Dave]

Tell me again why Natalya was turned down for 50 Shades Of Grey?

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

The WWE needs a crowd psychologist on staff to advise them that sirens kill a crowd's energy. I feel so bad for Cesaro.

 

[klunderbunker]

Again I love that Natalya is treated as this old, out of touch chick on Total Divas and she looks like that.

 

[Vageena Hertz]

I bet Natalya is boring in bed.

 

[Tyrath]

Why is Natalya wearing dominatrix looking gear?

Because why not??

 

[BaconBits]

I wonder where Natty is tucking her large Canadian penis.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

When in doubt, (one-legged) swing 'em about!

 

[Vageena Hertz]

I wonder where Natty is tucking her large Canadian penis.

It's in the ring right now

 

[Dave]

Again I love that Natalya is treated as this old, out of touch chick on Total Divas and she looks like that.

I only started watching Total Divas last week and seen what you're talking about. I don't get that either, she's still gorgeous.

I really hate the Cesaro and Kidd team. Mostly because I hate Tyson Kidd at this point. How he hasn't been cut yet is beyond me, never mind potentially winning a Championship.

 

[Black Anaconda Vise]

Nice double teaming

 

[L@RISANO]

Two disappointing matches thus far... almost like they're legit half-arsing this PPV. Even the Orton run-in was a bit disappointing.

 

[BaconBits]

This crowd hasn't given a fuck about anything yet. On the entire show.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

1) The Uso's are the tag John Cena. Always 2.
2) Who the fuck's that guy shouting "TWOOOOO" on every near fall? Shoot him.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

I only started watching Total Divas last week and seen what you're talking about. I don't get that either, she's still gorgeous.

I really hate the Cesaro and Kidd team. Mostly because I hate Tyson Kidd at this point. How he hasn't been cut yet is beyond me, never mind potentially winning a Championship.

Whoa....you gotta check out his NXT stuff.

 

[Nate DaMac]

This crowd sucks.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

This crowd just no sold that incredible suplex over the top rope suplex. Fuck Memphis.

 

[L@RISANO]

This crowd hasn't given a fuck about anything yet. On the entire show.

Can't blame them... it's been shit thus far.

 

[Bernkastel]

This crowd hasn't given a fuck about anything yet. On the entire show.

Er.. what? They heckled Stardust the whole match and they're chanting the count now =/