I'm extremely bored.

[The Doctor]

And SCW.

Hey what can I say? My interests are varied.

 

[DirtyJosé]

The WWE is everywhere...it surrounds us...binds us together...

 

[Ultra Awesome]

Lol. "To each his own life...however they want to live it...fuck all those who oppose..."

 

[The Doctor]

That's how I am. People say I have no life? Fuck them, I just french-kissed and felt up a chick.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

So is this the new Doctor's office now?

 

[The Doctor]

I'd prefer to have the old one. This thread just kind of evolved into that.

See that's why I liked the Doctor's Office. Whenever plans with friends fell through I could go in there and post about a videogame or wrestling or something and people would be around to talk to.

 

[DirtyJosé]

That's how I am. People say I have no life? Fuck them, I just french-kissed and felt up a chick.

And she was all SOMEBODY GET ME A DOCTOR!

Little did she know....

 

[The Doctor]

Oh, I forgot to mention: We did all this to the sweet sounds of Neon Indian's CD "Psychic Chasms". Epic Win doesn't begin to describe.

 

[The Crock]

So Doc.... Who was this chick you showed your "catheter" to?

 

[The Doctor]

Lol didn't go that far. She's a friend.

 

[The Crock]

Yeah I fuck friends all the time too. I call the chick up and say, "Wanna play Zelda and have intercourse?!"

 

[The Doctor]

I can't tell if you're joking or not, but yeah she's just a whatthefuckever type of girl. She suggested it! It was actually pretty funny, because neither of us knew what came after "making out". We ended up having to look it up on Yahoo Answers, which said to just do what came naturally. They should have been more specific, but it got figured out in the end. But then her sister called and she had to leave.

 

[DirtyJosé]

Ever hear of Conway Twitty?

As the midnight moon, was drifting through
The lazy sway of the trees,
I saw the look in your eye, looking into the night
Not seeing what you wanted too see
Darling don't say a word, I've already heard,
What your body is saying to mine,
You’ve got a fast move, you got a slow groove, on your mind

You want a man with a slow hand, you want a lover with an easy touch
You want somebody who will spend some time
Not come and go in a heated rush
Baby, believe me, I understand, when it comes to love
You want a slow hand

You gotta have the slow hand, Doc.

 

[The Doctor]

Well I know that now. We'll have to see what happens.

 

[The Crock]

I was kidding. I'm a PS3 man too.

 

[The Doctor]

I'm a Ninty fanboy, myself.

 

[The Crock]

I had all the Nintendo systems, but the PS3 is God's gift to man.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Ever hear of Conway Twitty?

Why do I have the urge to post up a Family Guy video?

Also Doc, play COD. That'll kill a few hours. I consumed 5 hours of my time today so I didn't have to wait for work.

 

[The Doctor]

Honestly I only use it for Blu Ray discs, and for storing my ferret.


There just aren't really that many great games out anymore for the not-Wii consoles.

 

[DirtyJosé]

Some guy totally just drove full speed into a fire hydrant outside of my place, creating a fountain of water almost two stories high. Thank god for the drunk girls who started dancing in it.

 

[The Crock]

Some guy totally just drove full speed into a fire hydrant outside of my place, creating a fountain of water almost two stories high. Thank god for the drunk girls who started dancing in it.

I'll be there in 2 hours by plane. Get the bong out.

 

[The Doctor]

Yeah, me too.

Katie Lea's TNA debut was pretty cool.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Pretty damn cheesy though

 

[The Doctor]

I write a promotion based around cheesy. I love that kind of stuff.

 

[The Crock]

I write a promotion based around cheesy. I love that kind of stuff.

S-C-Dub!