im a noob here but i know what girls like

[Super Hans]

this is the best chat up line that will work on becca,i GUARUNDAMNTEE!!

we're leeds rhinos we're rhinos we're leeds rhinos we're leeds rhinos.

every time.trust me

 

[Lee]

*awaits becca in 1...2...3*

 

[Super Hans]

4....5....6...

 

[Lee]

7..8...9 and it goes like this!

 

[Remix]

For Becca, I think that 'I can't make it to WWE fan Axxess. I hear Shawn Michaels is attending this year. I guess I'll shove my ticket on eBay' would be just as effective, if not more so.

 

[Super Hans]

no your doin it wrong this is a music thread so you should say 5,6,7,8 and then start the chorus

 

[Father:_Polley]

That's a worryingly bad chat up line to use on someone online

 

[Super Hans]

That's a worryingly bad chat up line to use on someone online

who said anyone was chatting anyone up online?dont be silly son

 

[Father:_Polley]

this is the best chat up line that will work on becca,i GUARUNDAMNTEE!!

we're leeds rhinos we're rhinos we're leeds rhinos we're leeds rhinos.

every time.trust me

who said anyone was chatting anyone up online?dont be silly son

I believe you did.

Who said I was accusing you... son

 

[Undertaker the 5th]

What about Shawn Michaels sucks? That would bring out some words for you.

 

[Super Hans]

I believe you did.

Who said I was accusing you... son

listen im not smart enough to remember something i said 30 mins earlier when sober so what chance have i got on a saturday night father stop nitpicking you fuck lol.

 

[Super Hans]

What about Shawn Michaels sucks? That would bring out some words for you.

im not touching this with a 20 foot barge pole

 

[Father:_Polley]

im not touching this with a 20 foot barge pole

I'm guessing you hear that a lot.

That is in return for the 'nitpicking fuck'. I fully intend on going to bed now

 

[Razor]

Yeah, this was incredibly creepy.

 

[Super Hans]

Yeah, this was incredibly creepy.

yep cos every thread cries rape to you

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Don't fuck with Razor. He's the guy who whipped me into shape in this here forum (Albeit subliminally.)

Respect.

 

[Razor]

See? He smarted off to me and he got his ass banned. BAM.

 

[Kanye South]

What about Shawn Michaels sucks? That would bring out some words for you.

You would think she would like that.

And so many things wrong with this thread.

 

[HBK-aholic]

There are 15-20,000 people surrounding me on a Friday night all chanting this. It works - I sleep with them all.

Becca doesn't listen to chat up lines, for the record.