iGod conversations.

[J-Dogg]

Now that some of us have been added by cambots and OneBigWill mentioned iGod, it got me thinking what are some of your favourite conversations with the iGod?

This was mine from a few moments ago.



Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Satan
God:
Glad to see you, Satan.
Me:
Same here
God:
I'm glad we agree, Satan.
Me:
What i don't agree with is when you sent me to Hell all those years ago
God:
Everyone is entitled to his own opinion.
Me:
what's your opinion on the matter of sending me to Hell
God:
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
i thought god had the answers

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Me:
So, what are your thoughts on anal?
God:
It goes without saying. Interesting question.
Me:
I've always found it to be rather amazing.
God:
How did you feel when you found it to be rather amazing ?
Me:
orgasmic, to be honest.
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
Has it gotten awkward?
God:
That question has never crossed my mind before.
Me:
You were the one wanting to change the subject, not me.
God:
I was?
Me:
did you forget?
God:
No, I have a perfect memory.
Me:
Then what did I just say?
God:
You said " Then what did I just say?" .
Me:
okay, before that, smart ass.
God:
Yeah okay, What happened after that smart ass ?
Me:
Seriously? Repeating what I say? Thats childish.
God:
I am always serious. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Makes sense to me.
Me:
I'm glad it makes sense to one of us, you just confused me.
God:
I'm happy you're glad Will.
I'm happiest at times like this.
Me:
You're happiest when you confuse people?
God:
You think I am happiest when me confuse people.
Me:
when 'me'?
God:
At time t.
Me:
that isn't even a full sentence.
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is a full sentence ?
Me:
Well, that, for example, would have been.
God:
How about that. " What is a full sentence ?" for example would have been ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
Are you blonde?
God:
No I don't have any hair.

 

[J-Dogg]

So God is bald is he? lol.

 

[Shadowmancer]

can someone give me the link to iGod, I lost it

 

[J-Dogg]

http://www.titane.ca/igod/

 

[Shadowmancer]

thank you

 

[Shadowmancer]

dammit the monty python bridge questions don't work

 

[Blizz]

God:
Can I help you?
Me:
You could get me some icecream.
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
I'm hungry.
God:
What will you be eating?
Me:
Ice cream.
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
I havent eaten it yet. Thats why I aasked you for some.
God:
Me either. I see. I haven't heard anything like that before: satan said aasked you for some.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
why did you say satan?
God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Me:
What does Satan have to do with ice cream?
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
Nothing. thats why I asked.
God:
Not a thing? It goes without saying. ...
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
No, your just confusing. You still havent told me what satan has to do with Ice cream.
God:
Are you serious? What is it that confuses you? I think I have told you what satan has to do with Ice cream, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
No you havent. But whatever.
God:
Are you serious? Yes I have. Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
Blah.
God:
Etc. Etc.
Me:Err...
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Im an athiest.
God:
What is athiest, your job?
Me:
atheist.
God:
Interesting line of work.
Me:
It means i dont believe in you,
God: I believe in you.
Me: Aww, thanks. I feel special.