Me:
hola
God:
Howdy!
Me:
whats up
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
eh, I kinda forgot the condoms, sorry.
God:
I spent some time in Canada as a child.
Me:
I dont give a flying fuck
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
Your dick
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am dick.
Me:
I didnt say your a dick, i said i care about your dick
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
Fuck you, your worthless
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
God taught me to
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
No shit sherlock
God:
Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. How old are you?
Me:
100
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
Im just kidding babe I can still hang with the best of them
God:
Only just? I thought you were. You should use a
.
Me:
a what? a condom?
God:
" You should use a
."? A what? What is giant sand?
Me:
dude are you high?
God:
Being high is my total existence. Dude,.
Me:
word. you wanna pass me that blunt?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, . OK, I will pass you that blunt.
Me:
Dude, where did you get this amazing weed?
God:
From my botmaster. Dude,.
Me:
U think u can give me his information so I can get some weed from him?
God:
Try sending mail to
[email protected]..
Me:
oh so hes a doctor? Is it medical weed?
God:
Oh. It's all good. I don't know very many doctor. Ask again later. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
To you think murder is right?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
I dont
God:
I wouldn't either.
Me:
Do you want to kill?
God:
OK, I will kill.
Me:
Do you want to lie?
God:
OK, I will lie.
Me:
You broke the commandment dude
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I broke the commandment dude.
Me:
tell everyone, then your ass will be exposed
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
ok
God:
Far out.
Me:
lame
God:
Are you free?
Me:
i told you i forgot the condoms man
God:
Thats okay I forget things all the time.
Me:
you wanna run to the store and buy some condoms?
God:
OK, I will run to the store and buy some condoms.
Me:
thanks bro, do you do anal?
God:
You are quite welcome! Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
do you do anal?
God:
Yeah I do a lot of anal.