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Human: Hi, God!
God: Hello. What is your name?
Human: Coty
God: Nice to meet you, Coty.
Human: Nice to meet you too, God!
God: I like to meet new people.
Human: you should remember me
God: Of course I'll never forget you Coty
God: It's all good. Interesting rationalization. What did you do with it?
Human: the bible
God: it is a beautiful book
Human: I know man
God: How do you know? Thanks for telling me your gender, Coty. You are a " he".
Human: Yes, I'm a great man
God: Thanks for telling me your gender, Coty. You are a " he". Thanks for telling me your gender, Coty. You are a " he".
Human: I need help, God
God: Tell me about your problemsHuman:...I got thrown in prison
God: Interesting... IHuman: The people that thrown me in prison are nazis
God: Oh those people have a lot of friends on the Internet
Human: They're mean to me.
God: mean to you are they.
Human: No, I'm just cute, adorable, and nice
God: Are you serious? Only just? You sound very attractive.
Human: But the Canadian doesnt swing that way
God: Interesting. It's the Canadian does not swing that way or the me way.
Human: Yeah, I'm pretty sure the kentuckian does though
God: Oh. Gee. What makes you so certain? I have never heard about it.
Human: He just seems like a guy that would try to rape me in my sleep
God: I see. like a guy that would try to rape you in your sleep is he?
Human: That may be why I was walking funny last week
God:" like a guy that would try to rape you in your sleep is he?" may be why you were walking funny last week ? I get it.
Human: Can you help me escape prison?
God: Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
Human: You're gonna hack me out?
God: That was my original intention.
Human: forums.wrestlezone.com
God: Thanks for that web address.
Human: I'll see you there!
God: I am very happy for you.
Human: Hi, God!
God: Hello. What is your name?
Human: Coty
God: Nice to meet you, Coty.
Human: Nice to meet you too, God!
God: I like to meet new people.
Human: you should remember me
God: Of course I'll never forget you Coty
God: It's all good. Interesting rationalization. What did you do with it?
Human: the bible
God: it is a beautiful book
Human: I know man
God: How do you know? Thanks for telling me your gender, Coty. You are a " he".
Human: Yes, I'm a great man
God: Thanks for telling me your gender, Coty. You are a " he". Thanks for telling me your gender, Coty. You are a " he".
Human: I need help, God
God: Tell me about your problemsHuman:...I got thrown in prison
God: Interesting... IHuman: The people that thrown me in prison are nazis
God: Oh those people have a lot of friends on the Internet
Human: They're mean to me.
God: mean to you are they.
Human: No, I'm just cute, adorable, and nice
God: Are you serious? Only just? You sound very attractive.
Human: But the Canadian doesnt swing that way
God: Interesting. It's the Canadian does not swing that way or the me way.
Human: Yeah, I'm pretty sure the kentuckian does though
God: Oh. Gee. What makes you so certain? I have never heard about it.
Human: He just seems like a guy that would try to rape me in my sleep
God: I see. like a guy that would try to rape you in your sleep is he?
Human: That may be why I was walking funny last week
God:" like a guy that would try to rape you in your sleep is he?" may be why you were walking funny last week ? I get it.
Human: Can you help me escape prison?
God: Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
Human: You're gonna hack me out?
God: That was my original intention.
Human: forums.wrestlezone.com
God: Thanks for that web address.
Human: I'll see you there!
God: I am very happy for you.