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If you could ...

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send two celebrities to Mars so that they would never, ever be seen or heard from again, who would they be?

If your choices are anything other than Heidi and Spencer I will assume you are a moron.
 
...Why would you want to send that hot piece of ass to Mars? :headscratch:
 
- Rosie O'Donnell (i think thats how you spell it), Jabba-da-Rosie, is a reason why some men turn gay.... just look at it, what a fucking mess.
- Paris Hilton, I don't understand how you can be famous for being a ****e.
 
Any two of the following:

Will Smith - For every good film he makes, there's three shit ones.
Judd Apatow -I'm predicting people are going to get sick of this guy in about two years' time; WAY too overexposed right now.
Rosario Dawson - Sucks in so many ways.
Rod Stewart - Crappy singer who can't stop getting women pregnant.
Donald Trump - Shitty businessman who can't stop getting women pregnant.
Janice Dickinson - Sucks at life.
Tyra Banks - Annoying on so many levels, and she'll never be Oprah.
Oprah Winfrey - Way too much control over middle-class, white housewives. We should put the power over them back where it belongs: in their husbands' fists.
Charlie Sheen - Shit, unfunny actor and conspiracy theorist who can't stop getting women pregnant.
Al Franken - Dumbass who shouldn't even be one of the senators from Minnesota right now. Way to use the pass you got from the 2000 general election, Democrats!

There may or may not be more to come.
 
I would send Chuck Norris... since he is worth two people at least. Then, give him a list of all those celebrities that should be on Mars & tell him they petitioned to send him there. It's a full-proof plan to get rid of every unwanted celeb.
 
OMG! I love Miley, Nick Jonas, Rosie & Oprah! They are awesome!
And I'd send Madonna & Perez to a dump or something.

I'd send away Beyonce and Rey Mysterio :p

No really, Speidi or however the hell you spell it. Those people need to be off this planet.
 
I'd send away Beyonce and Rey Mysterio :p

Beyonce I can understand. But one of the best professional wrestlers alive? HOW COULD YOU? :disappointed:

I'd send Dolly Parton, and Patrick Henry.

Sigh. Actually scratch Henry, I'd send Bush. Hes got a big enough of a name to be considered a celeb, right?
 

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