To lend me a helping hand here. For college I'm required to make about 10 different comic strip scripts. I have a few already, I just need some insurance that they are good due to my family thinking they are too crude. No real criteria for them, expect no extreme racism and no foul language. Damn, hell, bastard and a few more subtle ones are accepted though. Here we go:
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- I helped a chick cross the street the other day.
- Was she hot?
- Do I look like I have a poultry fetish?
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- Apparently, you need to be black to use the "n" word. Even if you use it in respect for them.
- Yeah, they call us black for a reason. And it's not because we're black.
- Then why is it?
- Because we're hardcore.
- Your face is hardcore.
- Thanks.
- ...........
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- I told you every day for the past week that today is our anniversary and that we had reservations for a fancy restaurant. How the hell did you forget and stay late at work?
- Honey, you know I'm a forgetful person. I left my phone in the office and had to turn back.
- Be glad your penis is attached to your legs. Otherwise you'd be screwed.
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- Hey, man. Saw you the other day at the mall with your girlfriend. You were right. She is HOT. But couldn't you go for one your age? College girls can be... Well, you know.
- That was my mother.
- Oh.....
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- I helped a chick cross the street the other day.
- Was she hot?
- Do I look like I have a poultry fetish?
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- Apparently, you need to be black to use the "n" word. Even if you use it in respect for them.
- Yeah, they call us black for a reason. And it's not because we're black.
- Then why is it?
- Because we're hardcore.
- Your face is hardcore.
- Thanks.
- ...........
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- I told you every day for the past week that today is our anniversary and that we had reservations for a fancy restaurant. How the hell did you forget and stay late at work?
- Honey, you know I'm a forgetful person. I left my phone in the office and had to turn back.
- Be glad your penis is attached to your legs. Otherwise you'd be screwed.
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- Hey, man. Saw you the other day at the mall with your girlfriend. You were right. She is HOT. But couldn't you go for one your age? College girls can be... Well, you know.
- That was my mother.
- Oh.....
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