I learned some pretty cool things while I was away.

[Milkyway!]

Feet have no taste, and women sound weird when they pee.

Feet have no taste: I licked alyssa's feet. They have no taste...

Women sound weird when they pee: I was totally taking a bath, my sisters friend knocked on the door, asked me to close the curtain so she could pee. I said sure, closed the curtain. She peed, it sounded really weird.

 

[SSJPhenom]

That is either the funniest story that I have ever read or the weirdest.

I will let you decide.

 

[gd]

Neither.

 

[Luther_Hull]

I take it you didn't learn how not to be a complete and utter moron whilst you were away?

 

[Milkyway!]

I take it you didn't learn how not to be a complete and utter moron whilst you were away?

Was this supposed to be an insult?

 

[Luther_Hull]

Yes.

 

[The Doctor]

If I was in your situation, I would have peeked.

 

[SSJPhenom]

If I was in your situation, I would have peeked.

PERVERT!

 

[Milkyway!]

Yes.

To think I thought you loved me.

 

[The Doctor]

PERVERT!

Nah, just taking advantage of the situation.

 

[Coco]

You're obviously licking the wrong feet.

 

[Milkyway!]

Clean feet?

 

[Coco]

Yep. Go lick the feet of a homeless guy with no shoes who follows people with dogs around all day and then tell that feet have no taste.

 

[SSJPhenom]

Nah, just taking advantage of the situation.

That's called, being perverted.

 

[The Doctor]

Fine with me.

 

[Lee]

creepiest



thread




ever

 

[Milkyway!]

creepiest



thread




ever

Agreed.

 

[The Doctor]

Was she hot?

 

[SSJPhenom]

Was she hot?

 

[Milkyway!]

Was she hot?

No, she was black. No offense to any black people, but I just don't find them attractive to be honest. She has a nice butt though.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Whatever happened to your girlfriend from England, Milk? How come she doesn't post anymore?

 

[Milkyway!]

 

[The Doctor]

Yeah, I would have peeked.

Come on, given an opportunity like that. They only come on once in a lifetime.

 

[Milkyway!]

No its not. She wasn't preaty.

 

[The Doctor]

Hmm. Yeah, if she wasn't pretty I wouldn't have.


Maybe.