I just had a brilliant idea for a new buisness

[justinsayne]

Alright imagine this, you have a bunch a friends over, and you're all having a good time, and getting drunk as all fuck, and then you realize you need to make a beer run, so now instead of having to drive you drunk ass to the liquor store, and risk getting a DUI or worse, all you do is pick up the phone and call the store and order whatever it is you want, and then they just deliver it to your house, fucking genius!!!

 

[Danmen001]

Home delivery ...

 

[justinsayne]

Home delivery ...

yes, pretty much the same thing the pizza places do but with alcohol instead

 

[Moon Knight]

Most stores agree with you, because most stores have been doing that for years.


https://shop.albertsons.com/eCommer...aisleTypeId=3&selAisleTypeId=3&splInd=2_1_1_5

 

[justinsayne]

Most stores agree with you, because most stores have been doing that for years.


https://shop.albertsons.com/eCommer...aisleTypeId=3&selAisleTypeId=3&splInd=2_1_1_5

Not where I live they haven't, in fact I have never heard of a liquor store doing this before

 

[Moon Knight]

Not where I live they haven't

A small State like South Dakota is different from a huge state like CA. Albertsons doesn't even have a store in that state.

 

[Agrex]

Alright imagine this, you have a bunch a friends over, and you're all having a good time, and getting drunk as all fuck, and then you realize you need to make a beer run, so now instead of having to drive you drunk ass to the liquor store, and risk getting a DUI or worse, all you do is pick up the phone and call the store and order whatever it is you want, and then they just deliver it to your house, fucking genius!!!

It's been done.

 

[Moon Knight]

It's been done.

Dial a Bottle Beer delivery. This stuff is popular in mexico. Maybe if he tried dial a hooker. Buy a hooker online, all her info and pictures right there, browse before you screw.

 

[Agrex]

Dial a Bottle Beer delivery. This stuff is popular in mexico. Maybe if he tried dial a hooker. Buy a hooker online, all her info and pictures right there, browse before you screw.

Check if she's clean before you bang. Good idea.

 

[Moon Knight]

Check if she's clean before you bang. Good idea.

I smell money! Who wants in?

 

[justinsayne]

I smell money! Who wants in?

Is that gonna be your slogan?

 

[Moon Knight]

Is that gonna be your slogan?

Nah, It's gonna be Browse N' Fuck.