I Hate The Blacks

[The Brain]

I just hate them. I try to ignore them but it seems like there are more now than ever before. I could tolerate them in moderation, if they were the minority, but to give them equal space to the rest is just annoying. Let’s face it, most people don’t like them. They are easily the least popular and I’m sure I’m not the only one who would rather they did not exist at all. I think it would be best to just give them their own space and not mix them with the rest. That way the few who do like them can still enjoy them without infringing on the space of the majority who don’t. Personally my rankings are yellow, orange, green, red, purple, white, and pink. All of those are good but black is just terrible. How do you rank the jelly bean colors?

 

[D-Man]

 

[Harthan]

Black licorice flavored jelly beans were linked to smaller penises.

Coincidence? You decide.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

 

[klunderbunker]

I laughed. That rarely happens.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Damn them colored beans!

 

[Moon Knight]

I hate pink...Just so wrong. The only things that should be pink are Lemonade, Amy Jo Johnson and Vagina.

 

[The Crock]

Nicely done, Brain.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I thought we were getting to see a new side of Brain.

 

[Moon Knight]

Damn them colored beans!

 

[The Brain]

I'm glad you guys have enjoyed this thread. Now we just need to write to Brachs and get them to get those nasty blacks out of there. I'm eating my jelly beans as I type and I've got a pile of blacks off to the side that are going in the garbage. Such a waste.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I'm glad you guys have enjoyed this thread. Now we just need to write to Brachs and get them to get those nasty blacks out of there. I'm eating my jelly beans as I type and I've got a pile of blacks off to the side that are going in the garbage. Such a waste.

Keeping them all together like that is never a good idea. That's how they became integrated in the first place. Keep them spaced out.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

While presenting a picture with a black colored being on a leash.


I'm jealous.

 

[The Crock]

I'm glad you guys have enjoyed this thread. Now we just need to write to Brachs and get them to get those nasty blacks out of there. I'm eating my jelly beans as I type and I've got a pile of blacks off to the side that are going in the garbage. Such a waste.

There should really be a bag of "Black Only" jelly beans.

 

[Davi323]

Well played.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

There should really be a bag of "Black Only" jelly beans.

Them jelly beans would be popsicles.

 

[Daniel]

I hate pink...Just so wrong. The only things that should be pink are Lemonade, Amy Jo Johnson and Vagina.

Pink lemonade?

Americans are weird.

 

[Slyfox696]

Most people reading this thread were nodding their head in agreement until you got to to the jelly bean part. Then they remembered they have to pretend not to be racist.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Pink lemonade?

Americans are weird.

I'm American and I think it's weird. It doesn't taste any different, it's just pink.

 

[Moon Knight]

Pink lemonade?

Americans are weird.

Jealous?

 

[Daniel]

Jealous?

It looks like what you'd get if you juiced a prawn.

That said, yes. Yes I am jealous.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Speaking of licorice, how anyone can like Twizzlers is beyond me. I rather eat a Milky Way then to eat Twizzlers.

 

[Harthan]

Pink lemonade?

Americans are weird.

Is it true that non-Americans hate root beer?

I hear this all the time, and I can't believe it.

 

[Daniel]

Is it true that non-Americans hate root beer?

I hear this all the time, and I can't believe it.

I don't know what root beer is. It sounds bad.


Transatlantic culture enquiry #2: why does American chocolate suck?

 

[The Crock]

Dr. Pepper-ish type of drink. That's the closest comparison I could think of. It's awesome.