I just banged a cougar...

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Things I've learnt from this thread:

1: Dave doesn't discriminate by age
2: LJL is an intelligent fellow
3: Milenko continues his everlasting quest for a companion

 

[Super Hans]

You know the drill sonnyboy. PICS OR STFU! And if the kebab is a vag double then she probably has 10 kids, i hope you double wrapped it.

 

[LSN80]

Take a note. In Scotland, if you share a taxi with a woman, she automatically owes you sex.

If I wasn't married already, Id be packing my bags for there, about now.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Packing your bags and pulling unsuspecting women into your taxi.

 

[The Crock]

Dave's got a bit of D-Man in him, doesn't he?

"Quick, gotta get to a computer. Must let my Internet buddies know I had sex!"

If you start making fun of virgins, well, you'll be set

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Crock is just whining because he has never had sex.

 

[The Crock]

Don't you worry about me.

 

[Dave]

Shut up, virgin!

 

[The Crock]

Crock... Doc... They do rhyme.

 

[Dwayne_Jason]

Cougars are great, if they're not too old. The right amount of experience for us younglings is a good thing. That said though, I'd rather avoid a Falafel Vagina.