I just banged a cougar...

[Big Nick Dudley]

Guess.

I wasn't 100% sure what you were getting at either, but, I knew it was something like... this.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Chuff?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Must be over 40 to qualify as a true cougar. In the States, anyway.

Yeah, well, our age of consent is lower so our cougars are younger as well.

Is a donner kebab chuff a good thing or a bad thing? That sentence was way to British for me.

I'll go fuck a doner kebab and get back to you. I shan't imagine it'll be pleasant but don't knock it until you've tried it.

 

[Lee]

Vagina

 

[Dave]

It wasn't quite so bad. She was a nice looking girl... Woman? Either way. She's still going out after. Good for her.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Yeah, well, our age of consent is lower so our cougars are younger as well.

Explain to me what this consent thing is. I am not sure that we have that over here.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I remember going to the dentist and this girl was checking me out. I was going to pursue her but found out she was 14. Safe to say, I walked away.

 

[Dave]

Good call. I once got a blowie through braces. It was a massacre.

 

[Lee]

It wasn't quite so bad. She was a nice looking girl... Woman? Either way. She's still going out after. Good for her.

I wasted a scottish joke. Wasted.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

These days you have to watch out with young girls. They may punch you in the face during sex and steal one of your writings. Hopefully someone gets the reference.

 

[JGlass]

Isn't this the best looking girl in Scotland?

 

[Dave]

Who is that beauty?

 

[JGlass]

Fiona. That's just a name that scream beautiful woman if you ask me.

 

[Dave]

Damn, son!

 

[ZeroVX]

I'd say a 10 year age difference counts as cougar-ish. Congrats Dave.

 

[Dave]

Zero is a cool guy.

 

[JGlass]

No he's not.

 

[Lee]

No. Amy Pond is.

 

[Uncle Sam]

This thread needed a little bit of bigotry. I knew JGlass would supply it. I just knew.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

So would you consider Fiona Apple beautiful?

 

[Dave]

I'd pound her back door in. I love redheads. Well, the one with souls anyway.

 

[ZeroVX]

No he's not.

Mood killer.

 

[Lee]

This thread needed a little bit of bigotry. I knew JGlass would supply it. I just knew.

I did earlier, but everyone missed it.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Mood killer.

Were you trying to seduce Dave? It is too late, he has already had his way with a woman that is only a decade from being a cougar.

 

[Dagger Dias]

My wife's 27 and I'm 25. Two years older. Not quite the typical cougar but hot older woman indeed She did jokingly call herself a cougar in the second conversation we had, right after I figured out that she was older and told her the age difference.