I Feel I Need An Heir

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

I don't think we can get Sly to participate.

 

[Fizzy]

I don't have to PM this person every second of my waking day, do I?

Only if I become his heir. Just to make me feel important.

 

[Father:_Polley]

I'll be your heir... do I inherit everything?

 

[klunderbunker]

Yes, the heir inherits everything, including Becca, when I retire.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Hold on, you own me?

 

[klunderbunker]

This is surprising to you?

 

[Father:_Polley]

Yes, the heir inherits everything, including Becca, when I retire.

Now is this including your poker winnings as well, because I'm running up debts quickly with this whole house thing. Incidentally, am I allowed to neglect Becca and not feed her?

 

[klunderbunker]

That would be up to you, and no poker winnings, but only everything that I have accumulated here.

 

[Father:_Polley]

Eugh. Not interested anymore. Thought you meant it was an actual heir.

Well I reckon she could fit into my fish tank. She breathes underwater right?

 

[D-Man]

I don't want to be an heir... I make my own destiny.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Eugh. Not interested anymore. Thought you meant it was an actual heir.

Well I reckon she could fit into my fish tank. She breathes underwater right?

Yes she could, and no she doesn't.

 

[Murfish]

I breath heir.

 

[SavageTaker]

Don't worry Becca, if I'm the heir I'll treat you good. There is only two rules though. First rule is, I eat first. Second rule is, you must be in the cage by 8, if you are not in by eight then you will sleep outside.

 

[D-Man]

Don't worry Becca, if I'm the heir I'll treat you good. There is only two rules though. First rule is, I eat first. Second rule is, you must be in the cage by 8, if you are not in by eight then you will sleep outside.

Holy shit... this is the fucking reason why SavageTaker rules

 

[Profit]

I'll be your heir, just so I can disgrace your legacy.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Now is this including your poker winnings as well, because I'm running up debts quickly with this whole house thing. Incidentally, am I allowed to neglect Becca and not feed her?

Eugh. Not interested anymore. Thought you meant it was an actual heir.

Well I reckon she could fit into my fish tank. She breathes underwater right?

Don't worry Becca, if I'm the heir I'll treat you good. There is only two rules though. First rule is, I eat first. Second rule is, you must be in the cage by 8, if you are not in by eight then you will sleep outside.

KB I'm scared

 

[klunderbunker]

Then I'd say be glad for what you have while you have it.

 

[Profit]

If I inherited Becca as KB's Heir, i'd force her to write a letter to HBK explaining how wrong it was of him to screw over Bret and that he'd never be forgiven for doing such a thing, she'd also never be allowed to watch any wrestling except for Bret Hart matches.

 

[Father:_Polley]

Yes she could, and no she doesn't.

I'm sorry, are you KB? No? Ok, bye

 

[SavageTaker]

You shouldn't be scared Becca. Just follow the rules and everything will be okay.

 

[Profit]

Or rebel and face the consequences.

Could be that your one of those kinky ladies that likes punishment like that.

 

[SavageTaker]

She Rebels and I will get the whip or anything I can find to throw at her.

 

[Profit]

Like I said, some women get off on that stuff, so in reality you'd just be giving her pleasure and not punishment.

 

[HBK-aholic]

If I inherited Becca as KB's Heir, i'd force her to write a letter to HBK explaining how wrong it was of him to screw over Bret and that he'd never be forgiven for doing such a thing, she'd also never be allowed to watch any wrestling except for Bret Hart matches.

You'd be stabbed to death.

 

[Profit]

You'd be stabbed to death.

I'd keep you in a room with nothing sharp. FAIL!