I care as much about the World Cup...

[It's Damn Real!]

...as I'd imagine most people care to know about tax law.

Sorry, fellas – soccer just bores the fuck out of me. The only redeeming quality about watching it is to appreciate the crowd reaction/response, because the game puts me to sleep faster than Tylenol PM.

 

[TLC]

I doubt many people care.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

I dunno about that, man – everywhere I turn right now it's "World Cup" fever.

 

[Lee]

From a guy who likes TNA, hilarious

 

[Uncle Sam]

I care as much about your opinion of the world cup as I do about finishing this sen

 

[It's Damn Real!]

From a guy who likes TNA, hilarious

At least when I watch TNA I don't fall asleep standing up like I do watching soccer, and at least when guys take dives in TNA they do so as a part of a story and not because they're going out for some Acadamy Award for best actor in sports.

 

[Uncle Sam]

OK.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Glad you finally see it my way.

 

[Vash21]

Soccer is about as boring as watching John Cena wrestle.

 

[pun2003hh]

TNA and Soccer do have something in common.

Europe loves them, and this country could give two shits.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

...as I'd imagine most people care to know about tax law.

What's wrong with tax law?!

 

[DirtyJosé]

I don't think I'd ever wake up at 6am to watch TNA.

 

[pun2003hh]

What's wrong with tax law?!

Alot. I studied Tax Law at one point. One of the only times in my life I contemplated suicide.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Soccer is about as boring as watching John Cena wrestle.

So extremely boring, then?

 

[Vash21]

So extremely boring, then?

exactly

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Couldn't agree more.

I'd rather count the entirety of a 100-pack of toothpicks to confirm there are actually 100 in the pack than watch a soccer game.

 

[Super Hans]

Football > hockey,basketball,gridiron.This is a real WORLD tournament.How many countries have a chance at winning the "world series"?

 

[DirtyJosé]

Canada?


Never mind that, America must be the best, so why should they play with others?

Actually, some dumb American journalists were recently trying to tie the World Cup with Socialist takeovers and the lefty/beaner/*** agenda. I love my country.

 

[Super Hans]

Why is it not called "The North American Series"?

 

[Lee]

Why is it not called "The North American Series"?

Because Japan and Venezuela take place too

 

[Super Hans]

Because Japan and Venezuela take place too

But not in the world series isnt that like a yearly thing that the yankees win alot?

 

[Blade]

An American who doesn't like football. Stop... The... Presses.

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

...as I do about crippled donkeys...

 

[DirtyJosé]

Futbol > Baseball.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Another thread hatin' on a sport you don't like?