Due to the actions of Randy Orton on Danger. Helen Hild who is the mother of the legendary "Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase Sr, has suffered a grade 3 concussion. It is unknown at this time if she has suffered permanent brain damage or not.
Speaking of Ted Sr, he suffered a grade 1 concussion & is doing well but he will be out of action for a while.
Chris Sabin after getting hung nearly to death will be out until Starstruck.
Also in injury news Dusty Rhodes suffered a grade 2 concussion & it is being said that he will be out for a while so that means that his sons Dustin & Cody will have to pick up the pace to make the Rhodes family name relevant.
That is all the news. We will keep you updated if there is any new information available.
Fireworks go off as Mike Tenay & Stevie Ray welcome you to HCW Beatdown live from The San Diego Sports Arena in San Diego, California.
We go straight to Tony Chimmel who announces the first match of the night.
Tony Chimmel- The following hardcore contest is scheduled for 1 fall & it is for the HCW Hardcore Championship. Making his way to the ring first from El Paso, Texas weighing in at 205 pounds he is the HCW Hardcore Champion Chavo Guerrero.
Chavito Ardente(Version 2) by Jim Johnston hits as Chavo Guerrero comes down to the ring.
Tony Chimmel- And introducing the challenger being accompanied by The Jericho & The Jericho 2000, weighing in at 226 pounds Chris Jericho.
Break The Walls Down by Jim Johnston hits as Chris Jericho, The Jericho & The Jericho 2000 go to the ring with that mysterious briefcase.
Match 1: HCW Hardcore Championship. Chavo Guerrero (c) vs Chris Jericho w/The Jericho & The Jericho 2000. Chavo Guerrero & Chris Jericho just start brawling with eachother as the matchup gets underway. Chavo uses his speed to take the early advantage. Jericho then gains the advantage by hitting Chavo with dirty tactics. Jericho then goes outside of the ring & starts grabbing random weapons & throwing them in the ring. Just as Jericho gets back in the ring. Chavo grabs a chair & waffles Jericho in the skull with the chair. Chavo then repeatedly hits Jericho in the back with the chair as the crowd is on their feet. The Jericho & The Jericho 2000 then jump Chavo from behind & beat on him. Jericho recovers & joins in on the attack making it a 3 on 1 attack on Chavo Guerrero. Jericho then gives Chavo the Codebreaker with the chair in hand.
1...2...3. Your winner of the match & the new HCW Hardcore Champion Chris Jericho.
Chris Jericho then grabs the microphone.
Chris Jericho- You see hypocrites & parasites. What just happened proved that I can beat anybody in this damn ring & win any damn belt. It's not about who is more popular or in Triple H's case who is fucking the shit out of who. It's about who is better overall in the ring. I am one of the best this company has to offer & yet they don't put me in the world title match that I deserve. I will not stand for this crap any longer. I along with 2 of my investments in The Jericho & The Jericho 2000 will be leaving but you can buy the complete set of 3 action figures, a Jericho Enterprises lunchbox, a Jericho Enterprises T-Shirt & a Jericho Enterprises hat for only $19.99 with shipping & handling.
Crowd boos Jericho.
Chris Jericho- Fine none of you fucking hypocrites deserve this merchanise. You don't even deserve to see me in action. Jericho & Jericho 2000. Let's get out of this city that's filled with hypocrites & parasites.
Jericho & his 2 investments leave as the cameras go to the back where the lovely Eve Torres is standing by with "Da Xtreme Gangsta" James Baker.
Eve Torres- James. On Danger in retaliation to what Randy Ortoon did to the mother of Ted DiBiase Sr. You decided to throw Randy's wife Samantha into the electricity area. Why did you do all of that on Danger?
James Baker- Before I explain what I did. I just want to offer my deepest condolences to the entire DiBiase Family & my thought & my prayers are with you. I really hope that Ted Sr's mom has a speedy recovery. Now that we go that out of the way. Eve, it goes a little something like this. You see what Randy did to Ted Sr's mom, Dusty Rhodes & Ted Sr himself was something that a pussy mother fucker would do & when Randy punted Ted Sr's mom in the skull. It brought back painful childhood memories. See when I was a little boy I watched my father continually beat my mother & then he hit me. Well that moment turned me into a psychotic lunatic who's only intention is to kill people so I turned to being a gangsta which fortunately is how I earned the majority of my money. You see Randy I saw the light to become a normal human being once I got done hustlin & killing people & with a shit load of counseling & rehab I became a normal human being. Well Randy if you truly wanna bring out the psychotic side of myself then that's fine. I got a plan. At Starstruck me & you will be inside a new matchup that I have made up. We will be in a down in the depth of hell match. I will explain the rules of the match soon.
Eve Torres- What are your thoughts on teaming up with Rob Van Dam tonight?
James Baker- I grew up watching RVD & I believe that it is a great honor to team up with one of the wrestlers that you grew up watching. I know that me & RVD will beat Pussy Orton & Fat Fucking Joe in the main event.
Camera then goes back to the ring where Tony Chimmel announces the second match of the night.
Tony Chimmel- The following 6 diva contest is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing team number 1 first being accompanied by HCW World Television Champion "The Phenominal" A.J. Styles, John Morrison & The Miz, from Los Angeles, California she is the HCW Womens Champion Melina.
Paparazzi by Jim Johnston hits as Melina, John Morrison, The Miz & A.J. Styles walk down to the ring.
Tony Chimmel- Introducing her tag team partners being accompanied by The Comic Book Connection. Angelina Love & Velvet Sky they are The Beautiful People.
Angel On My Shoulder by Dale Oliver hits as The Beautiful People & The Comic Book Connection with Velvet Sky & The Hurricane hand & hand go to the ring.
Tony Chimmel- Introducing team number two first being accompanied by The New Hart Foundation from Calgary Alberta, Canada she is Natalya Neidhart.
Yeah Baby by Jim Johnston hits as Natalya & The New Hart Foundation walk down to the ring.
Tony Chimmel- Introducing her tag team partner from Buffalo, New York Beth Phoenix "The Glamazon.
Glamazon by Jim Johnston hits as Beth Phoenix walks down to the ring.
Tony Chimmel- Introducing their tag team partner being accompanied by Beer Money Inc from Dallas, Texas Jacqueline.
No More Fears by Dale Oliver hits as Jacqueline & Beer Money Inc comes down to the ring.
Match 2: HCW Womens Champion Melina(w/ HCW World Television Champion "The Phenominal" A.J. Styles, John Morrison & The Miz) & The Beautiful People(w/ The Comic Book Cnnnection) vs Natalya(w/The New Hart Foundation), Beth Phoenix & Jacqueline(w/Beer Money Inc). Melina & Natalya start the match off for their teams as this matchup gets underway. Melina gets the early advantage by using her speed to take down the more powerful Natalya. Natalya then comes back & uses her strength advantage to take down Melina. Natalya then makes the tag to Beth Phoenix. Phoenix then hits Melina with her power moves to keep the advantage to her team. Phoenix then tries to whip Melina over to her corner but Melina reverses it & tags in Velvet Sky. Velvet Sky then uses her agility to take down the much stronger Phoenix. Phoenix then uses the power game & crushes Velvet Sky. Phoenix then brings Velvet Sky into her corner. Phoenix, Natalya & Jacqueline all work over Velvet Sky by using a combination of double team moves & tagging eachother in & out to keep eachother fresh. Phoenix then locks Velvet Sky in a standing sleeper hold. After minutes of fighting it Velvet Sky gets out of it. Velvet Sky then hits Phoenix with a suplex & both women are down in the ring. Velvet Sky then makes the hot tag to Angelina Love as Beth Phoenix tags in Jacqueline. Angelina Love is on fire as she hits Jacqueline with some high impact moves. Angelina Love then takes out both Natalya & Beth Phoenix with high impact moves. Melina & Velvet Sky then go after Natalya & Phoenix with Styles, Miz & Morrison going after The New Hart Foundation & The Comic Book Connection going after Beer Money Inc. Meanwhile in the ring Angelina Love hits Jacqueline with the Lights Out & follows it up by locking her in the Cramp Up(modified camel clutch).
Jacqueline taps out. Your winners of the match by submission the HCW Womens Champion Melina & The Beautiful People.
The Beautiful People & Melina celebrate their victory with eachother & with the people that accompanied them to the ring.
The camera then goes to a vignette of The All-American Europeans.
Santino Marella- Ah yes. It is time to announce our debuts next weeks. Now we promised to be there next weeks & we will defeat our opponents & be on the rise to become wieners.
William Regal- Oh bloody hell just shut up & let me do the talking. Next week me & Santino will defeat whoever this promotion decides to put infront of us & whoever the tag team champions are after Starstruck well you guys better watch out cause you will fall to us & we will take your titles.
Santino Marella- Hey William let's go for a tan.
William Regal- What were you dropped on your head as a baby. The weather ain't good enough here in England.
Santino Marella- I was talking about a tanning salon.
William Regal- Bloody shit man. I don't tan & a tanning salon is no place for a man.
Santino Marella- You wanna go to the strippers club?
William Regal- Are you driving?
Santino Marella- Yes. And I also gets enough dollar bills for the both of us to gives outs to the lovely strippers.
William Regal- Alright lets go to the strip club but if I find out that those strippers are not really women then i'm going to beat the bloody piss out of you.
Camera then goes back to the ring where Tony Chimmel announces the main event matchup of the evening.
Tony Chimmel- The folltag team contest & it is scheduled for 1 fall. Introdcuing team number 1 first from Huntington Beach, California weighing in at 290 pounds he is the HCW Beatdown Champion "The Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe.
Samoa Joe's TNA Theme plays as he goes to the ring.
Tony Chimmel- Introducing his tag team partner from St. Louis, Missouri weighing in at 245 pounds "The Legend Killer" Randy Orton.
Voices by Rev Theory hits as Randy Orton slowly walks down to the ring.
Tony Chimmel- And introducing their opponents first from Battle Creek, Michigan weighing in at 230 pounds Rob Van Dam.
One Of A Kind by Breaking Point hits as the Rob Van Dam walks down to the ring with the crowd going absolutely insane.
Tony Chimmel- And introducing his tag team partner from Compton, California weighing in at 232 pounds "Da Xtreme Gangsta" James Baker.
Hail Mary by 2Pac hits as James Baker dances his way to the ring.
Main Event Match: HCW Beatdown Champion"The Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe & Randy Orton vs Rob Van Dam & "Da Xtreme Gangsta" James Baker. Samoa Joe & Rob Van Dam start the match for their teams as this matchup gets underway. RVD gets the early advantage by using his flexibility to take Samoa Joe down. Samoa Joe then comes back & gains the advantage by hitting RVD with power moves. Samoa Joe then gets RVD up & hits him with some more power moves. Samoa Joe then whips RVD over into his corner. Samoa Joe & Randy Orton then start to work over RVD by using a combination of double team moves, dirty tactics & tagging eachother in & out to keep eachother fresh. Samoa Joe then tags in Randy Orton. Orton then goes on the attack by stomping repeatedly on RVD. Orton then locks in a body scissors on RVD. After minutes of fighting it RVD reverses it into an electric chair. RVD makes the hot tag to James Baker. Baker is cleaning house as he goes straight after Orton by using a brawling style to take him down. Baker then knocks Samoa Joe off the apron & then performs a suicide plancha onto Samoa Joe & the crowd is on their feet. Meanwhile Baker gets back in the ring & he & Orton start to battle it out by throwing punches at eachother with Baker getting the clear advantage in this one. Baker then tries to hit Orton with the California Love but Orton stops him. Orton then tries to hit the RKO but Baker stops him. Suddenly RVD hits a low blow on Orton which allows Baker to hit him with Da Xtreme Knockout(DDT) followed by the All Eyez On Me(Shooting Star Press).
1...2...3. Your winners of the match Rob Van Dam & "Da Xtreme Gangsta" James Baker.
Rob Van Dam & James Baker celebrate their victory on the ramp as Randy Orton & Samoa Joe look on in disbelief as this weeks version of Beatdown comes to a close.
Updated card for HCW Starstruck.
IWGP Junior Tag Team Champions & REAL World Tag Team Champions The Motor City Machine Guns (c) vs The Comic Book Connection(w/The Beautiful People) for the HCW World Tag Team Championship
"Da Xtreme Gangsta" James Baker vs Randy Orton in a Down In The Depths Of Hell Match
HCW World Television Champion "The Phenominal" A.J. Styles, John Morrison, The Miz & HCW Womens Champion Melina vs The New Hart Foundation(T.J. Wilson, Teddy Hart, DH Smith & Natalya Neidhart)
Austin Aries(c) vs Jushin "Thunder" Liger vs Kenzo Suzuki vs Shelton Benjamin vs Lance Storm vs HCW Hardcore Champion Chris Jericho for the ROH World Heavyweight Championship
The Ortons vs The Rhodes Family vs The DiBiase's in a triple threat tag team match
John Cena vs "The Instant Classic" Christian Cage in a street fight
Dr Dre & HCW X-Division Champion Eminem (c) vs Rey Mysterio & Evan Bourne for the HCW Tag Team Championship
Snoop Dogg (c) vs M.V.P. for the HCW United States Championship
Harlem Heat vs ECW Champion Zombie & ??? in a HCW vs IWC matchup
Samoa Joe (c) vs Rob Van Dam for the HCW Beatdown Championship
Edge (c) vs HCW World Danger Champion Kurt Angle for the NWA World Heavyweight Championship.
The card for this weeks version of Pistol Pistol
HCW World Television Champion "The Phenominal" A.J. Styles(w/The Miz, John Morrison & HCW Womens Champion Melina) vs T.J. Wilson(w/The New Hart Foundation)
HCW Tag Team Champion Eminem (c) vs Booker T for the HCW X-Division Championship
HCW World Tag Team, IWGP Junior Tag Team & REAL World Tag Team Champion Alex Shelley vs Petey The Pirate(w/The Hurricane & The Beautiful People)
Sting vs "The Rockstar" Terry Gordy Jr
Batista vs Kevin Nash
Triple H & Matt Hardy vs "The Extreme Enigma" Jeff Hardy & HCW World Heavyweight Champion The Undertaker
Fireworks go off as Michael Cole & Tazz welcome us to Pistol Pistol live from The San Diego Sports Arena in San Diego, California.
Rap Sheet (remix) by Dale Oliver hits as Booker T walks down to the ring with a t-shirt over his wrestling attire.
Booker T- There are a few thing that I want to come out & address right now. Eminem, you took the cheap way & took away my X-Division Championship but don't worry bout that man cause I will beat your punk ass tonight to reclaim my X-Division Championship. Now onto Zombie. Zombie. The reason why i'm trippin about The Rock is that you knew damn well that the move that you did to him would end his career & possibly put his ass in the wheelchair for life. You did say that you want to settle this like men & face me at IWC Superbash & to bring the entire HCW Roster with me. Well I do accept your little challenge & I will beat your punk ass at Superbash. Also about you go find yourself a little partner & you two can face the reunited Harlem Heat at Starstruck. Now can you dig that. SUCKA!!!!
We then go to the backstage area where Eve Torres is interviewing ROH World Heavyweight Champion Austin Aries.
Eve Torres- Austin Aries. At Starstruck you will put your ROH World Heavyweight Championship on the line against 05AND superstars Jushin "Thunder" Liger & Kenzo Suzuki & also against HCW Superstars Shelton Benjamin, Lance Storm & Chris Jericho in a 6 way matchup. What are your thoughts on all of this?
Austin Aries- Well Eve. I take on all comers for my title & personally I could give a fucks less what match I defend my title in & whoever is in the match cause the result will always be the same. With me walking out of the match & still the ROH World Heavyweight Champion Austin Aries.
We then go to Jeremy Borash who announces the first match of the night.
Jeremy Borash- This match is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing first being accompanied by John Morrison, The Miz & HCW Womens Champion Melina, from Gainesville, Georgia he weighed in this morning at 218 pounds he is the HCW Television Of The World he is "The Phenominal" A.J. Styles.
I Am(Heel Remix) by Dale Oliver hits as A.J. Styles & his crew walk down to the ring.
Jeremy Borash- Introducing his opponent being accompanied by The New Hart Foundation from Calgary Alberta, Canada he weighed in this morning at 195 pounds this is T.J. Wilson.
T.J. Wilson's music hits as he along with the rest of The New Hart Foundation go to the ring.
Match 1: HCW World Television Champion "The Phenominal" A.J. Styles(w/John Morrison, The Miz & HCW Womens Champion Melina) vs T.J. Wilson(w/The New Hart Foundation). A.J. Styles & T.J. Wilson lock up in the middle of the ring as the matchup gets underway. Styles gets the early advantage by using his quickness to take down Wilson. Wilson then comes back & uses his own speed to take down Styles. Wilson then stomps on Styles knee. Wilson then goes to a technical style of offense by locking Styles in a leg lock. Styles uses his free leg & kicks Wilson off of him. Styles is up & then uses a series of arial moves to take down Wilson. Styles then switches to a technical style of offense by locking Wilson in a side headlock. Wilson gets out of it & reverses it into a Samoan Drop. Wilson then goes back to a technical style of offense by locking Styles in a headlock. Styles then gets out of it by hitting a jawbreaker on Wilson. Both Styles & Wilson are on their feet & they decide to hit eachother with kicks with Wilson's kicks getting the advantage here. Wilson then uses a series of arial moves to take down Styles. Wilson then goes to the top ropes & tries to hit a frog splash but Styles moves out of the way. Wilson starts to recover but Styles hits him with the pele from out of nowhere. Styles then goes to the ropes & just as Wilson gets up, Styles hits him with his signature Springboard Flying Forearm & the crowd is on their feet. Styles then gets Wilson up & tries to hit him with The Styles Clash but Wilson reverses it into a back body drop. Wilson then gets Styles up & tries to attempt the Swinging Fisherman Suplex but Styles reverses it into a suplex. Styles then goes towards the ropes but Wison gets up & meets him there. Both Styles & Wilson are now throwing kicks & punches at eachother on the ring apron. Wilson then weakens Styles just enough for him to hit him with The Code Blue(Springboard Front Flip Neckbreaker).
1...2...3. Your winner of the match T.J. Wilson.
Wilson & The New Hart Foundation are thinking about attacking Styles until Melina, Morrison & Miz come inside of the ring. They have a staredown with The New Hart Foundation eventually leaving the ring.
Cameras then go to the back where Eve Torres is interviewing Matt Hardy who right now is in his street clothes.
Eve Torres- Matt Hardy. Tonight you will be teaming up to face HCW World Heavyweight Champion The Undertaker & your brother Jeff Hardy.
Matt Hardy- Eve just hold on there ok. Now I could give a fucks less about my brother Jeff. For practically my whole life I have had to take care of Jeff. Everytime Jeff was in trouble who did everybody run to? Oh wait that's right they all ran to me. Jeff while you have had success in this business with you being a former world champion. I on the other hand have had to unfortunately live with the face that my career has been shit. I won a meaningless championship in the ECW Championship & not once have I had a shot at an actual world championship. I have also had to swallow the fact that when these idiots think of the only reason why The Hardy Boyz are even relevant was because of Jeff. You see tonight is the start of my rise to the top & I will start that by beating you in that tag team match.
Matt Hardy storms off as the camera goes back to the ring where Jeremy Borash announces the second matchup of the evening.
Jeremy Borash- This contest is scheduled for 1 fall & it is for the HCW X-Division Championship. Introducing first from Detroit, Michigan he is one half of the HCW Tag Team Champions & the HCW X-Division Champion this is Eminem.
Eminem performs a live version of Without Me as he walks down to the ring with both of his titles.
Jeremy Borash- And introducing the challenger from Houston, Texas he weighed in this morning at 256 pounds this is Booker T.
Rap Sheet (remix) by Dale Oliver hits as Booker T walks down to the ring greeting the fans on the way.
Match 2: HCW X-Division Championship: HCW Tag Team Champion Eminem (c) vs Booker T. Eminem & Booker T just go straight at it as the matchup gets underway. Booker T gets the advantage by using a mixture of speed & power moves to take down Eminem. Eminem comes back & eventually hits Booker T with a crucifix headscissors. Eminem then starts to stomp on Booker T. Eminem then gets Booker T up & hits him with a series of kicks to take him down. Eminem then tries to go for The Relapse(Jumping DDT) early but Booker T reverses it into a Northern Lights Suplex. Booker T then switches his style to a technical style by locking Eminem in a side headlock. After minutes of fighting it Eminem gets out of the hold. Eminem & Booker T then start trading punches with Eminem getting the advantage. Eminem then takes Booker T down with a suplex & then goes to the ropes. Eminem then tries to hit The Eminem Show(Seating Senton) but Booker T reverses it into a powerbomb & both men are now down in the ring. Both Booker T & Eminem get up & start trading punches again with Booker T getting the advantage this time. Booker T starts to get the momentum in his favor by hitting a series of kicks to take down Eminem. Booker T then goes to the top rope & tries to hit the Houston Hangover but Eminem moves out of the way. Eminem then takes advantage & hits Booker T with The Relapse(Jumping DDT).
1...2...3. Your winner of the match & still HCW X-Division Champion Eminem.
Eminem & Booker T then eventually show a sign of respect for eachother after the match & celebrate together.
Cameras then show an advertisement for HCW Starstruck which is in a couple of weeks.
Cameras then go to the James Baker's office where the Eve Torres is interviewing "Da Xtreme Gangsta" James Baker.
Eve Torres- James. Now on Beatdown you announced that you will face Randy Orton at Starstruck in a Down In The Depths Of Hell Match. James what exactly is a Down In The Depths Of Hell Match?
James Baker- Yo check this. A Down In The Depths Of Hell Match is what you say like a combination of the Hell In A Cell Match & the Inferno Match all into 1 single match. Now you may ask just how in the hell does this match exactly work. Well i'mma bout to explain that to you. You see a Down In The Depths Of Hell Match is where both competitors start the match off on top of a Hell In A Cell type of cage & the only way you will win this match is if you send your opponent through the Cell roof & into the ring that is filled with flames as hot as 300 degrees.Orton I hope to hell that your fucked up piece of god damn shit self is ready to get fucking burnt to a fucking crisp at Starstruck cause my psychotic side is coming back & that psychotic side will lead me to literally smoking your ass at Starstruck.
Suddenly Triple H comes in
Triple H- James. Will you please make me beat Undertaker & Jeff Hardy tonight.
James Baker- Who in fucks name do you think you are?
Triple H- Well I am The Game Triple H & I am Stephanie McMahon's husband & since she is the part owner of HCW along with my brother in-law Shane McMahon that means that I am an important part of this company.
James Baker then gets to his psychotic anger faze.
James Baker- Like I truly give a fuck. Why don't you just stop fucking politicking & just focus on your match. As a matter of fucking fact why don't you just get your fucking roided up ass out of my office & start sucking the dick of your fellow Kliq members you piece of god damn shit. As a matter of fact you keep up this fucked up politicking bullshit & I will push your fucking fake tanned roided up ass down the god damn fucking card.
Triple H & James then have an intense staredown which resulted in Triple H leaving with a pissed off look on his face.
Cameras then go back to the ring where Jeremy Borash announces the third match of the night.
Jeremy Borash- The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing to the ring representing The Motor City Machine Guns from Detroit, Michigan he weighed in this morning at 205 pounds he is One Half Of The REAL Tag Team Champions Of The World, One Half Of The IWGP Junior Tag Team Champions & One Half Of The HCW Tag Team Champions Of The World. This is Alex Shelley.
1967 Remix by Dale Oliver hits as Alex Shelley carries all 3 of his titles to the ring with the fans booing him.
Jeremy Borash- And introducing his opponent being accompanied by The Hurricane & The Beautiful people, representing The Comic Book Connection from Windsor Ontario, Canada he weighed in this morning at 235 pounds. This is Petey The Pirate.
Eye Of The Hurricane by Jim Johnston hits as The Comic Book Connection & The Beautiful People walk down to the ring.
Match 3: HCW World Tag Team Champion, IWGP Junior Tag Team Champion & REAL World Tag Team Champion Alex Shelley vs Petey The Pirate(w/The Hurricane & The Beautiful People). Alex Shelley & Petey The Pirate lock up in the ring as the matchup gets underway. Shelley gets the early advantage by using an arial style of offense to take down Petey. Petey then comes back & uses a series of arial attacks of his own & takes down Shelley. Petey then switches to a technical style of offense by locking Shelley in a side headlock. Shelley & Petey are now on their feet as Petey still has Shelley in the headlock. Shelley then gets out of the headlock by hitting Petey with a low blow. Shelley then starts stomping on Petey & then he taunts the crowd with the crowd responding by booing Shelley very loudly. Shelley then gets Petey up & starts to hit him with a series of arial moves. Shelley then gets Petey to the ropes & tries to choke him by using the ropes for an extra advantage. Shelley has to break the count. Shelley then goes to the top ropes & tries to hit the frog splash but misses as Petey moves out of the way & both men are now down in the ring. Petey then tries to hit Shelley with The Treasure Loot(Canadian Destroyer) but Shelley reverses it into a back body drop. Shelley then gets Petey up & tries to hit him with Sliced Bread #2 but Petey counters it into a back body drop. Petey then gets Shelley up & finally hits him with The Treasure Loot(Canadian Destroyer).
1...2...3. Your winner of the match Petey The Pirate.
Petey The Pirate then celebrates his victory up the ramp with The Hurricane & The Beautiful People.
Camera then goes to an advertisement hyping up the next edition of HCW Danger.
Cameras then go back to the ring.
Voices by Rev Theory hits as Randy Orton goes down to the ring.
Randy Orton- I feel outraged about competing in a Down In The Dephts Of Hell Match at Starstruck against a psychotic lunatic in James Baker. I don't see why he even has a stake in this company when he is so fucking crazy & just simply out of place. James when I beat you at Starstruck there will be no more authority figures left in HCW & you all will thank me for making HCW a more peaceful & relaxing environment.
Hail Mary by 2Pac hits as "Da Xtreme Gangsta" James Baker goes onto the ramp.
James Baker- Yo Randy. You think that HCW will be a more relaxed & peaceful operation once i'm gone.
Randy Orton- Yes.
James Baker- I think that's a load of bullshit. You see we both know that it will get more chaotic if I lose & get taken away cause the other wrestlers in the back will be bitching, moaning & beating the fuck outta everybody including you for the ultimate power here in HCW. I hope for your sake Randy that you know exactly what the consequences will be if you can be able to defeat me at Starstruck cause believe me man it's gonna be a lotta hell to pay.
Cameras then go to another advertisement for HCW Starstruck.
Cameras then go back to the ring where Jeremy Borash announces the fourth match of the evening.
Jeremy Borash- The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing to the ring first from Venice Beach, California he weighed in this morning at 255 pounds. He is "The Icon" Sting.
Slay Me by Dale Oliver hits as Sting walks down the ramp & into the ring.
Jeremy Borash- Introducing his opponent from Chattanooga, Tennessee he weighed in this morning at 215 pounds. He is "The Rockstar" Terry Gordy Jr.
Crawling by Linkin Park hits as Terry Gordy Jr does a rockstar like entrance to the ring.
Match 4: "The Icon" Sting vs "The Rockstar" Terry Gordy Jr. Sting & Terry Gordy Jr lock up in the middle of the ring as the matchup gets underway. Sting gets the advantage by using a power game to take down Gordy Jr. Gordy Jr then gets in some offense as he hits Sting with a series of arial moves to get the match into his favor. Gordy Jr then switches to a technical style of offense by locking Sting in a headlock. Sting overpowers Gordy Jr's headlock & sends him to the ground with ease. Sting then whips Gordy Jr into the turnbuckle & follows it up by hitting him with 3 consecutive Stinger Splashes. Sting then hits Gordy Jr with the Scorpion Death Drop.
1...2...3. Your winner of the match "The Icon" Sting.
We then show the vignette of The All-American Europeans that was shown on Beatdown.
We then go back to the ring where Jeremy Borash announces the fifth match of the evening.
Jeremy Borash- The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing to the ring from Washington D.C. he weighed in this morning at 290 pounds. This is Batista.
I Walk Alone by Saliva hits as Batista goes down to the ring.
Jeremy Borash- Introducing his opponent from Detroit, Michigan he weighed in this morning at 320 pounds. This is "Big Sexy" Kevin Nash.
Kevin Nash's TNA theme song hits as Kevin Nash walks down to the ring.
Match 5: Batista vs Kevin Nash. Batista & Kevin Nash lock up in the middle of the ring as the matchup gets underway. Batista hits Nash with a series of power moves to gain the early advantage in the match. Nash then gets the advantage right back in his favor by hitting Batista with a series of power moves of his own. Batista gains the advantage by locking Nash in a cobra clutch. Nash gets out of the cobra clutch & then hits Batista with a powerslam. Nash then gets Batista up & tries to hit him with a chokeslam but Batista gets out of it & then levels Nash with the spear. Batista then does his personation of The Ultimate Warrior as he is signaling for the Batista Bomb. Batista then tries to go for the the Batista Bomb but Nash powers out of it. Nash then tries to go for The Jacknife Powerbomb but Batista reverses that into a DDT & both men are now down in the ring. Batista & Nash both get up & start throwing punches at eachother with Batista getting the better of Nash. Batista then hits Nash with a powerslam. Batista then successfully hits Nash with The Batista Bomb.
1...2...3. Your winner of this match Batista.
Batista then goes on the ramp & celebrates his victory as the cameras go to the back.
Cameras then show Triple H, Matt Hardy & Jeff Hardy on 3 separate screens as they all are on their way to the ring.
We then go back to the ring as Jeremy Borash announces the main event matchup of the night.
Jeremy Borash- This is your main event match of the evening & it is a tag team matchup. Introducing team number 1 first from Greenwich, Connecticut he weighed in this morning at 260 pounds. This is Triple H.
Time To Play The Game by Motorhead hits as Triple H does his long entrance with the crowd booing him.
Jeremy Borash- Introducing his tag team partner from Cameron, North Carolina he weighed in this morning at 236 pounds. This is Matt Hardy.
Live For The Moment by Monster Magnet hits as Matt Hardy comes out to the ring with some new ring attire as he has officially ditched The Hardy Boyz look with the crowd giving him massive heat.
Jeremy Borash- Introducing their opponents first from Cameron, North Carolina he weighed in this morning at 225 pounds. This is "The Extreme Enigma" Jeff Hardy.
No More Words by EnderafteR hits as the crowd is going nuts for Jeff Hardy.
Jeremy Borash- Introducing his tag team partner from Death Valley he weighed in this morning at 299 pounds he is the HCW Heavyweight Champion Of The World. This is The Undertaker.
Rest In Peace by Jim Johnston hits as Undertaker with his title around his waist does his long entrance to a massive reception from the crowd.
Main Event Match: Triple H & Matt Hardy vs "The Extreme Enigma" Jeff Hardy & HCW World Heavyweight Champion The Undertaker. Former rivals Triple H & Jeff Hardy start the match off for their teams as the matchup gets underway. Jeff gets the early advantage by hitting Triple H with a series of arial moves. Triple H then comes back & hits Jeff with a series of power moves to shift the advantage over to his teams favor. Triple H then makes the tag to Matt Hardy. Matt then continues his teams punishment by hitting a series of suplexes on his brother Jeff. Matt then whips Jeff over to his corner. Matt & Triple H then decide to work over Jeff by hitting him with a combination of dirty tactics, double team moves & tagging eachother in & out to keep eachother fresh. Matt then tags Triple H back into the match. Triple H then goes to a technical style of wrestling by locking Jeff in a side headlock. After minutes of being in the hold Jeff fights out of it by hitting Triple H with a combination of kicks. Jeff then hits Triple H with a Russian Leg Sweep & both men are now down in the ring. Jeff then makes the hot tag to The Undertaker as Triple H tags in Matt Hardy. Undertaker is on fire as he hits a combination of power & strike moves to take down Matt. Taker then hits Matt with a Snake Eyes followed by a Big Boot & then followed by a Leg Drop. Taker then gets Matt up & tries to Chokeslam him but Triple H comes in & hits Undertaker from behind which causes Jeff Hardy to come in & take care of Triple H. Taker then hits another big boot on Matt. Taker then hits Matt with The Tombstone Piledriver.
1...2...3. Your winners of the match "The Extreme Enigma" Jeff Hardy & the HCW Heeavyweight Champion Of The World The Undertaker.
Jeff Hardy & The Undertaker celebrate their victory as this weeks version of HCW Pistol Pistol comes to a close.
Confirmed matches for this weeks edition of Danger.
John Morrison & The Miz(w/HCW World Television Champion "The Phenominal" A.J. Styles & HCW Womens Champion Melina) vs The New Hart Foundation(w/Natalya Neidhart & T.J. Wilson)
Shawn Michaels vs Steve Corino
HCW World Tag Team Champion, REAL World Tag Team Champion & IWGP Junior Tag Team Champion Alex Shelley vs HCW X-Division Champion & HCW Tag Team Champion Eminem(w/HCW Tag Team Champion Dr Dre & HCW US Champion Snoop Dogg)
ROH World Heavyweight Champion Austin Aries & Lance Storm vs HCW Hardcore Champion Chris Jericho & Shelton Benjamin
HCW Beatdown Champion Samoa Joe vs CM Punk
NWA World Heavyweight Champion "The Rated R Superstar" Edge, Randy Orton, Matt Hardy, John Cena & Triple H vs HCW World Danger Champion Kurt Angle, "Da Xtreme Gangsta" James Baker, "The Extreme Enigma" Jeff Hardy, "The Instant Classic" Christian Cage & HCW World Heavyweight Champion The Undertaker
I've only had a chance to skim over the history here, but I'll follow it from here on out. Looks good, well organized. Makes it easy to follow and read.
I've only had a chance to skim over the history here, but I'll follow it from here on out. Looks good, well organized. Makes it easy to follow and read.
I'm glad that you like the show & i'm also glad that you will follow this show from here on out cause I got some pretty good ideas that are gonna be coming up & forming within the next few shows. I figured that if I went in depth & put more detail in the matchup then it will feel more realistic & better to read. The bold colors also helps it as well.
The HBK vs Corino match will indeed be epic & I would say pay attention to how i'm gonna be booking HBK cause I got a pretty good idea for a storyline that none of the big companies have even thought of capitalizing on.
Fireworks go off as Jim Ross & Jerry "The King" Lawler welcome us to Danger live from The Rose Garden in Portland, Oregon.
Hail Mary by 2Pac hits as "Da Xtreme Gangsta" James Baker comes down to the ring in a buttoned down shirt & baggy pants(a slightly different look).
James Baker- Yes I know i'm wearing a button downed shirt cause apparantly I gotta look respectful. Well anyways tonights show is gonna be the motha fuckin shit as I will be teaming up with Kurt Angle, Jeff Hardy, Christian Cage & The Undertaker to face off against Edge, Randy Orton, Matt Hardy, John Cena & Triple H inour main event match. We also will be hosting Samoa Joe/CM Punk 4 & just lots of really great action live on Danger.
We then go to the backstage area where Joey Styles is standing by with "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels.
Joey Styles- Shawn Michaels. Tonight you face off against Steve Corino in a Hardcore matchup. Last week you were defeated by Shelton Benjamin thanks to a distraction by your past rival Bret "The Hitman" Hart. What are your thought on all this.
Shawn Michaels- Well I didn't expect Bret to cost me my match last week but I shouldn't be suprised that it happened cause me & Bret have a long & storied history with mostly hatred in there. I can kinda see why Bret is still mad about Montreal & to make matters worse his career ended before it should have ended but Bret the bottom line is that I have moved on from the Montreal Incident & everybody that was in on the Montreal Incident has moved on. I admit that I was a bad seed back in the day & I have made amends with everybody but you. I tried making amends with you Bret but you didn't accept my apologies. Well just to make things very clear with you. Bret if I see you come out during my match tonight with Corino. I will kick your teeth down your throat.
We go to the ring where Lillian Garcia announces the first match of the night.
Lillian Garcia- The following tag team contest is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing first being accompanied by HCW World Television Champion "The Phenominal" A.J. Styles & HCW Womens Champion Melina, at a combined weight of 439 pounds. The team of John Morrison & The Miz.
Ain't No Make Believe by Stonefree Experience hits as Miz, Morrison, Melina & Styles all walk down to the ring.
Lillian Garcia- Introducing their opponents being accompanied by T.J. Wilson & Natalya Neidhart from Calgary Alberta, Canada at a combined weight of 455 pounds. Harry Smith & Teddy Hart they are The New Hart Foundation.
Rule Britannia hits as all 4 of The New Hart Foundation walk down to the ring.
Match 1: John Morrison & The Miz(w/HCW World Television Champion "The Phenominal" A.J. Styles & HCW Womens Champion Melina) vs The New Hart Foundation(w/Natalya Neidhart & T.J. Wilson). John Morrison & Teddy Hart start the match off for their respective teams as this matchup gets underway. Morrison gets the early advantage by using a series of arial moves to take down Hart. Hart then grabs the advantage by hitting Morrison with a series of arial moves of his own. Hart then makes the tag to his cousin Harry Smith. Smith then gets in the ring & immediately starts to go after Morrison by using his power game to give his team the advantage. Morrison then gets his team the advantage by hitting Smith with an enziguiri. Morrison then whips Smith into his corner. Morrison & Miz work over Smith by using a combination of double team moves, dirty tactics & tagging eachother in & out to keep eachother fresh. Smith then blocks a kick from Morrison & then hits a series of power moves on Morrison to turn the matchup into his teams favor. Smith then whips Morrison into his corner. The New Hart Foundation then work over Morrison by using a combination of double team moves, dirty tactics & tagging in & out to keep eachother fresh. Smith then swithces to a technical style of offense by locking Morrison in a headlock. Morrison then gets out of the move & starts to get some offense in by hitting a couple of kicks followed up by a suplex to Smith which sends both men down in the ring. Morrison then makes the hot tag to The Miz. The Miz gets on a role as he lands Smith with a series of clotheslines & knocks Hart off the ring apron for good measure. The Miz then starts hitting Smith with a series of brawling moves to take him down. The Miz then gets Smith up & tries to hit him with The Reality Check but Smith moves out of the way. Smith then tries to hit The Miz with his dad's famous Running Powerslam but The Miz reverses it into a Victory Roll Pin Attempt.
1...2...3. Your winners of the match John Morrison & The Miz.
Morrison & Miz then get out of the ring as they celebrate with Styles & Melina with The New Hart Foundation not real pleased about the outcome of the match.
We then go to the vignette about The All-American Europeans that was shown on Beatdown.
We then cut back to the ring where Lillian Garcia announces the second matchup of the night.
Lillian Garcia- The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall & it is a hardcore matchup. Making his way to the ring from San Antonio, Texas weighing in at 225 pounds "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels.
Sexy Boy by Shawn Michaels hits as Shawn Michaels does his signature entrance while high fiving the fans.
Lillian Garcia- Introducing his opponent from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania weighing in at 242 pounds "The King Of Old School" Steve Corino.
Come With Me by Puff Daddy hits as Steve Corino wheels a shopping cart filled with weapons down to the ring.
Match 2: "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels vs "The King Of Old School" Steve Corino. Shawn Michaels & Steve Corino immediately go after eachother as this matchup gets underway. Michaels whips Corino into a corner & starts to deliver a few chops to Corino's chest. Corino then whips Michaels over to the corner & gives Michaels some chops of his own. Corino then goes to the outside of the ring & starts grabbing the weapons from the shopping cart & then chunks the weapons in the ring. Corino then goes back into the ring & picks up a kendo stick as Michaels picks up a steel chair. Both Michaels & Corino then start hitting eachother with their selective weapons with Michaels & his steel chair winning this version of the battle of the weapons. Michaels then grabs the sledgehammer & then puts it around Corino's neck & starts to lean back to put more pressure on Corino's neck. Michaels then breaks the hold & then grabs a steel chair. Michaels then gets Corino up, places it infront of his face & then kicks the chair into Corino's face as Corino is now busted open. Michaels then drags Corino to the middle of the ring & locks him in a headlock. After minutes of fighting it, Corino gets up & reverses it into a Death Valley Driver & both men are now down in the ring. Corino then grabs a chair & just as Michaels was walking over to him, Corino blasts Michaels in the skull with the chair with Michaels now being busted open. Corino then starts to hit Michaels repeatedly with the chair & then wraps the chair across Michaels' neck as Corino proceeds to choke him with the chair. Corino then breaks the hold as the damage has been done to Michaels. After a few minutes Michaels gets up & starts attacking Corino despite still having the chair wrapped around his neck. Michaels then gets the chair off of his neck & starts hitting Corino with a series of atomic drops. Michaels then gets Corino up & hits him with his signature Flying Forearm followed by his signature kip up. Michaels then gets Corino up & strikes him with a few punches before hitting him with a scoop slam & then going to the top rope. Suddenly Bret Hart comes to the ring side area & blasts Michaels with a steel chair making Michaels fall off of the top rope & down in the ring. With the recent turn of events. Corino recovers in time as he gets Michaels up & hits him with the Old School Expulsion(Inverted Facelock Neckbreaker Slam).
1...2...3. Your winner of the match "The King Of Old School" Steve Corino.
Steve Corino celebrates his victory. Shawn Michaels then eventually gets up & angrily stares at Bret Hart who's on the ramp smiling at what he did.
Camera then goes to an advertisement for HCW Starstruck which is fastly approaching.
We then cut to the backstage area where "Da Xtreme Gangsta" James Baker is in his office & has an announcement to make.
James Baker- At Starstruck "The Extreme Enigma" Jeff Hardy will go one on one with his big brother Matt Hardy in a hardcore match. Also if either Kurt Angle or Edge gets disqualified in their match then they will lose the match.
Cameras cut back to the ring where Lillian Garcia announces the third match of the night.
Lillian Garcia- This is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing first from Detroit, Michigan weighing in at 205 pounds he is one half of the HCW World Tag Team Champions, one half of the REAL World Tag Team Champions & one half of the IWGP Junior Tag Team Champions Alex Shelley.
1967 Remix by Dale Oliver hits as Alex Shelley comes out to the ring with all 3 of his titles.
Lillian Garcia- And introducing his opponent being accompanied by HCW United States Champion Snoop Dogg & one half of the HCW Tag Team Champions Dr. Dre from Detroit, Michigan he is the other half of the HCW Tag Team Champions & the HCW X-Division Champion Eminem.
Dr Dre, Snoop Dogg & Eminem bring out Xzibit & Nate Dogg to perform a live edition of Bitch Please II.
Match 3: HCW World Tag Team Champion, REAL World Tag Team Champion & IWGP Junior Tag Team Champion Alex Shelley vs HCW Tag Team Champion & HCW X-Division Champion Eminem(w/HCW Tag Team Champion Dr. Dre & HCW United States Champion Snoop Dogg). Alex Shelley & Eminem lock up in the middle of the ring as this matchup gets underway. Shelley gets the early advantage by hitting a series of arial moves on Eminem. Eminem then comes back & hits a seires of arial moves of his own to take Shelley down. Eminem then switches his style to a technical style as he locks Shelley in a headlock. Shelley gets to a vertical base & hits Eminem with a low blow & the crowd is letting Shelley know that they did not like that one bit. Shelley then responds by flipping off the fans & delivers a few kicks to Eminem. Shelley then whips Eminem into the turnbuckle then follows it up by hitting Eminem with a turnbuckle dropkick. Shelley then gets himself & Eminem on the top rope & attempts a superplex but Eminem knocks him off of the ropes. Eminem then hits a top rope version of The Eminem Show(Seating Senton) onto Shelley.
1...2...3. Your winner of the match Eminem.
Eminem grabs his titles & gets out of the ring as Alex Shelley looks rather frustrated at what has just transpired as he has lost his second straight match.
Cameras then go to the back where Joey Styles is standing by with John Cena.
Joey Styles- John Cena. At Starstruck you will face off against "The Instant Classic" Christian Cage in a street fight but tonight you will be teaming up with Matt Hardy & past rivals Edge, Randy Orton & Triple H to face off against Kurt Angle, Christian Cage HCW Shareholder James Baker, Jeff Hardy & The Undertaker in the main event.
John Cena- Gimme the damn mic white boy. Christian you think that your something special. Well I don't see anything special about you. Your just a little bitch who's only claim to fame was holding a title that is basically trash in the NWA World Heavyweight Championship. Hell the title is still shit cause I don't see anybody relevant holding the belt.
Suddenly Cena's partner for the night Edge comes up.
Edge- Cena I am holding the NWA World Heavyweight Championship. Do you not remember our little feud against eachother. If I recall the greatest moment in time was when me & Lita came into your home & I slapped the shit out of your old man & said 3 of the greatest words. DOWN GOES CENA, DOWN GOES CENA, DOWN GOES CENA.
Cena thinks for a moment before brutally attacking Edge for mentioning his old man. Cena leaves Edge a bloody mess & Edge looks like he is not moving one bit.
Cameras then go back to the ring where Lillian Garcia announces the fourth match of the evening.
Lillian Garcia- The following tag team contest is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing team number 1 first from Milwaukee, Wisconsin weighing in at 202 pounds he is the ROH World Heavyweight Champion Austin Aries.
The Greatest Man That Ever Lived (Variations on a Shaker Hymn) by Weezer hits as Austin Aries hits as he interacts with the crowd while on the way to the ring with his title around his waist.
Lillian Garcia- Introducing his tag team partner from Calgary Alberta, Canada weighing in at 231 pounds Lance Storm.
The Canadian National Anthem(Instrumental Version) hits as Lance Storm goes to the ring.
Lillian Garcia- Introducing their opponents first being accompanied by The Jericho & The Jericho 2000 weighing in at 226 pounds he is the new HCW Hardcore Champion Chris Jericho.
Break Down The Walls by Jim Johnston hits as Chris Jericho & his two pieces of merchandise go down to the ring.
Lillian Garcia- Introducing his tag team partner from Orangeburg, South Carolina weighing in at 248 pounds Shelton Benjamin.
Ain't No Stoppin Me (Remix) by Axel hits as Shelton Benjamin goes down to the ring.
Match 4: ROH World Heavyweight Champion Austin Aries & Lance Storm vs HCW Hardcore Champion Chris Jericho(w/The Jericho & The Jericho 2000) & Shelton Benjamin. Austin Aries & Shelton Benjamin start the match off for their respective teams as the matchup gets underway. Aries gets the early advantage by using a series of arial moves to take down Benjamin. Benjamin comes back & uses his own speed to take down Aries. Benjamin then tags in his tag team partner Chris Jericho. Jericho then grabs the advantage by hittins Aries with a series of speed moves. Jericho then switches to a technical style of wrestling by locking Aries in a body scissors headlock. Jericho then breaks the hold. Jericho then whips Aries into his corner. Jericho & Benjamin then decide to work over Aries by using a combination of double team moves, dirty tactics & tagging eachother in & out to keep eachother fresh. Jericho then tags Benjamin back into the match. Benjamin & Aries then battle it out by hitting eachother with kicks with Benjamin outkicking Aries to keep the advantage into his teams favor. Benjamin then goes to the ropes & tries to hit a springboard clothesline but Aries counters it by dropkicking Benjamin while he is in the air & both men are now down in the ring. Aries gets up & makes the hot tag to Lance Storm while Benjamin manages to tag in Chris Jericho. Former tag team partners/close friends Jericho & Storm start throwing punches at eachother with Storm getting the best of Jericho. Storm then hits a series of suplexes to take down Jericho. Storm then goes to the ropes & hits Jericho with The Springboard Clothesline. Storm then gets Jericho up & tries to hit him with a Superkick but Jericho ducks the kick. Jericho then quickly reacts by hitting Storm with The Codebreaker.
1...2...3. Your winners of the match Chris Jericho & Shelton Benjamin.
Jericho then quickly hits Benjamin with The Code Breaker followed up by a Code Breaker on Aries once the match ends. Jericho then raises both the HCW Hardcore Championship & the ROH World Heavyweight Championship in the air.
Cameras then go to the back where Joey Styles is standing by with fellow ECW alumnus Rob Van Dam.
Joey Styles- Rob it's great to see you again.
Rob Van Dam- It's been a while Joey. How's your family & that right hand after you beat JBL's ass.
Joey Styles- My family is doing great & it was a great day when I beat the hell out of JBL. Anyways I wanted to ask you your thoughts on Starstruck & what will you be doing during Samoa Joe's upcoming match.
Rob Van Dam- Well I know that I will be at commentary for the matchup & I will walk out of Starstruck as the NEW HCW Beatdown Champion.
Cameras then go back to the ring where Lillian Garcia announces the fifth match of the night.
Lillian Garcia- The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing first from Huntington Beach, California weighing in at 290 pounds he is the HCW Beatdown Champion "The Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe.
Samoa Joe's TNA theme song hits as Samoa Joe walks down to the ring.
Lillian Garcia- Introducing his opponent from Chicago, Illinois weighing in at 222 pounds CM Punk.
This Fire Burns by Killswitch Engage hits as CM Punk walks down to the ring.
One Of A Kind by Breaking Point hits as Rob Van Dam grabs a seat at the announce table.
Match 5: HCW Beatdown Champion Samoa Joe vs CM Punk. Former ROH rivals Samoa Joe & CM Punk lock up in the middle of the ring as this matchup gets underway. Punk gets the early advantage by using a series of arial attacks to take Samoa Joe down. Samoa Joe then comes back & uses his power to gain the advantage in his favor. Samoa Joe then gets Punk up & hits him with a series of kicks. Punk then gets up & gains the advantage in his favor by using his Muay Thai background to take down Samoa Joe. Punk then switches to a technical style of offense by locking Samoa Joe in an armbar. Samoa Joe then uses his power & tries to power out of the move but Punk manages to his an armdrag on Samoa Joe. Punk then delivers a series of kicks to Samoa Joe's back & he acknowledges the fans as they are chanting Punk's name. Punk then manages to whip Samoa Joe into the turnbuckle. Punk then does his signature high knee strike/bulldog combination & clearly has the matchup in his favor. Punk then tries to go for the Anaconda Vice but Samoa Joe instead hits Punk with the STO. Samoa Joe then gets Punk up & tries to hit him with the Muscle Buster but Punk reverses it into a neckbreaker & both men are now down in the ring. Both Punk & Samoa Joe are now on their feet & are trading kicks with Punk's kicks getting the advantage over Samoa Joe's kicks. Punk then hits Samoa Joe with another series of kicks as Samoa Joe goes down to the ground. RVD then leaves the announce table & goes onto the ring apron as Samoa Joe gets up & walks up to him & shoves him off of the apron. Punk then hits Samoa Joe with two low blows & follows it up with The Pepsi Plunge.
1...2...3. Your winner of the match CM Punk.
CM Punk celebrates his victory while he goes up on the ramp.
Rob Van Dam goes up the top rope & hits Samoa Joe with The 5 Star Frog Splash.
RVD then picks up the HCW Beatdown Championship & celebrates with it as we go to the titantron where we hype up this weeks versions of Beatdown & Pistol Pistol.
We then go back to the ring where Lillian Garcia announces the main event match of the night.
Lillian Garcia- The following 10 man tag team contest is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing team number 1 first from Toronto Ontario, Canada weighing in at 250 pounds he is the NWA World Heavyweight Champion "The Rated R Superstar" Edge.
Metallingus by Alterbridge hits as Edge is limping to the ring to some heat from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia- Introducing his tag team partner from St. Louis, Missouri weighing in at 245 pounds Randy Orton.
Voices by Rev Theory hits as Randy Orton slowly walks down to the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia- Introducing their tag team partner from Cameron, North Carolina weighing in at 236 pounds Matt Hardy.
Live For The Moment by Monster Magnet hits as Matt Hardy comes out to some heat from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia- Introducing their tag team partner from West Newberry, Massachusetts weighing in at 248 pounds John Cena.
My Time Is Now by John Cena hits as John Cena walks down to the ring to massive heat.
Lillian Garcia- Introducing their tag team partner from Greenwich, Connecticut weighing in at 260 pounds Triple H.
Time To Play The Game by Motorhead hits as the crowd just sits there dead as Triple H does his long ass entrance.
Lillian Garcia- Introducing team nunber two first from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania weighing in at 230 pounds he is the only Olympic Gold Medalist in professional wrestling history & the HCW World Danger Champion Kurt Angle.
Gold Metal by Dale Oliver & Tha Trademarc hits as Kurt Angle walks down to the ring to a nice reception.
Lillian Garcia- Introducing his tag team partner from Compton, California weighing in at 232 pounds he is HCW Shareholder & the owner of West Coast Wrestling Federation "Da Xtreme Gangsta" James Baker.
Hail Mary by 2Pac hits as James Baker comes down to the ring to a nice reception.
Lillian Garcia- Introducing their tag team partner from Cameron, North Carolina weighing in at 225 pounds "The Extreme Enigma" Jeff Hardy.
No More Words by EnderafteR hits as Jeff Hardy does his signature entrance to a great reception from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia- Introducing their tag team partner from Tampa, Florida by way of Toronto Ontario, Canada weighing in at 223 pounds "The Instant Classic" Christian Cage.
Take Over(Remix) by Dale Oliver hits as Christian Cage gets a great reception from the crowd while he walks down to the ring.
Lillian Garcia- Introducing their tag team partner from Death Valley weighing in at 299 pounds he is the HCW World Heavyweight Champion The Undertaker.
Rest In Peace by Jim Johnston hits as The Undertaker does his long entrance to a massive reception from the crowd.
Main Event Match: NWA World Heavyweight Champion "The Rated R Superstar" Edge, Randy Orton, Matt Hardy, John Cena & Triple H vs HCW World Danger Champion Kurt Angle, "Da Xtreme Gangsta" James Baker, "The Extreme Enigma" Jeff Hardy, "The Instant Classic" Christian Cage & HCW World Heavyweight Champion The Undertaker. Former Tag Team Rivals/Singles Rivals Edge & Jeff Hardy start the match off for their respective teams as the matchup gets underway. Jeff Hardy uses a series of arial moves to take down Edge. Edge then comes back & uses his own series of speed moves to take down Jeff Jardy & shift the match's momentum into his favor. Edge then makes the tag to John Cena by slapping him in the face. Cena then picks Edge up & gives him the FU. Cena then goes after Jeff Hardy by hitting him with a brawling style of offense. Jeff Hardy then manages to tag in Kurt Angle. Angle & Cena then start throwing punches with Angle's punches getting the better of Cena's. Angle then whips Cena over to his corner. Angle & his partners then work over by using a combination of double/triple/quadruple team moves & tagging eachother in & out to keep eachother fresh. Angle then gets Cena & tries to hit him with a suplex but Cena hits him with the low blow & manages to tag in Triple H. Triple H then uses his power game to take Angle down & gain the advantage for his team. Triple H then whips Angle over to his corner. Triple H & his partners then work over Angle by using a combination of double/triple/quadruple team moves, dirty tactics & taggine eachother in & out to keep eachother fresh. Triple H then tags in Randy Orton in the match. Orton then uses his cold calculating style of offense to take down Angle. Orton then switches to a technical style of offense by locking Angle in a headlock. The fans then give Angle the strength to get out of the move then Angle hits Orton with the German Suplex & both men are now down in the ring. Angle then makes the hot tag to The Undertaker while Triple H fearfully makes the tag to Edge. Rivals Edge & The Undertaker start throwing punches at eachother with The Undertaker getting the upperhand on Edge. The Undertaker then picks Edge up & hits him with Snake Eyes followed up by the Big Boot & then followed up by the Leg Drop. The Undertaker then signals the end for Edge. The Undertaker then attempts the Tombstone Piledriver but Edge reverses it into a headscissors & immediately tags in his rival Matt Hardy who looks scared to death. Matt Hardy then gets some offense in til The Undertaker catches him with a series of power moves to take down Matt Hardy. Edge then attempts to Spear The Undertaker but Angle catches him & they both go to the outside of the ring. Matt Hardy then tags in Triple H. Jeff Hardy then knocks Matt Hardy off the ring apron & then hits him with a daredevil like move. Christian Cage & John Cena then start brawling with eachother outside of the ring leaving only The Undertaker & Triple H in the ring. Triple H & The Undertaker then start brawling with eachother with The Undertaker gaining the advantage. Undertaker then tries to hit The Last Ride but Triple H reverses it into a DDT & both men are now down in the ring. Both men eventually get up & start brawling with eachother again with The Undertaker again getting the upperhand on Triple H. The Undertaker then picks Triple H up & hits him with Snake Eyes followed up by a Big Boot & then followed up by a Leg Drop. The Undertaker then hits Triple H with the Tombstone Piledriver for a near fall. The Undertaekr can't believe that Triple H kicked out. The Undertaker then locks Triple H in the Hell's Gate. Triple H then gets the ropes as The Undertaker has to break the hold. Triple H then low blows The Undertaker & tries to hit him with The Pedigree but The Undertaker reverses it into a Tombstone Piledriver.
1...2...3. Your winners of the match HCW World Danger Champion Kurt Angle, "Da Xtreme Gangsta" James Baker, "The Extreme Enigma" Jeff Hardy, "The Instant Classic" Christian Cage & HCW World Heavyweight Champion The Undertaker.
The Undertaker grabs his HCW World Heavyweight Championship & does his signature pose.
This weeks edition of HCW Danger comes to a close.
Updated card for HCW Starstruck.
IWGP Junior Tag Team Champions & REAL World Tag Team Champions The Motor City Machine Guns (c) vs The Comic Book Connection(w/The Beautiful People) for the HCW World Tag Team Championship
"Da Xtreme Gangsta" James Baker vs Randy Orton in a Down In The Depths Of Hell Match
HCW World Television Champion "The Phenominal" A.J. Styles, John Morrison, The Miz & HCW Womens Champion Melina vs The New Hart Foundation(T.J. Wilson, Teddy Hart, DH Smith & Natalya Neidhart)
Austin Aries(c) vs Jushin "Thunder" Liger vs Kenzo Suzuki vs Shelton Benjamin vs Lance Storm vs HCW Hardcore Champion Chris Jericho for the ROH World Heavyweight Championship
The Ortons vs The Rhodes Family vs The DiBiase's in a triple threat tag team match
Matt Hardy vs "The Extreme Enigma" Jeff Hardy in a Hardcore Match
John Cena vs "The Instant Classic" Christian Cage in a street fight
Dr Dre & HCW X-Division Champion Eminem (c) vs Rey Mysterio & Evan Bourne for the HCW Tag Team Championship
Snoop Dogg (c) vs M.V.P. for the HCW United States Championship
Harlem Heat vs ECW Champion Zombie & ??? in a HCW vs IWC matchup
Samoa Joe (c) vs Rob Van Dam for the HCW Beatdown Championship
Edge (c) vs HCW World Danger Champion Kurt Angle for the NWA World Heavyweight Championship.
Fireworks go off as Mike Tenay & Stevie Ray welcome us to Beatdown live from The Rose Garden in Portland, Oregon.
We immediately go to Tomy Chimmel to announce the first match of the night.
Tony Chimmel- The following tag team contest is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing first at a combined weight of 358 pounds Rey Mysterio & Evan Bourne.
Booyaka 619 by P.O.D. hits as Rey Mysterio & Evan Bourne walk down to the ring & interacting with the fans.
A familiar theme song hits as mexican wrestler/Rey Mysterio's good friend Konnan comes out to the ramp with a microphone in hand.
Konnan- Que pasa amigos. Rey Rey what's up. It's been a long time.
Rey Mysterio- Konnan! What exactly are you doing here? I gotta find out who me & Evan are facing right now.
Konnan- Rey Rey. Relax cause I know exactly who you are facing.
Rey Mysterio- You do. Well who the hell is it then?
Konnan- Yes I do. Well see I am here in HCW to make my Mexican Mafia reign supreme & I hope to have you help me do that Rey Rey. As for your opponents, well they are two members of my Mexican Mafia & you know these two very very well Rey Rey. Come on down.
A mexican theme song hits as Rey Misterio Sr(Rey Mysterio's Uncle) & El Hijo de Rey Misterio(Rey Mysterio's Cousin) come down to the ring & Rey Mysterio is furious that his own family would be in the Mexican Mafia & be the suprise tag team that he & Bourne have to face right now.
Match 1: Rey Mysterio & Evan Bourne vs Rey Misterio Sr. & El Hijo de Rey Misterio(w/Konnan). Evan Bourne & El Hijo de Rey Misterio start the match off for their teams as this matchup gets underway. Misterio Sr uses a technical style of offense to take the early advantage on Bourne. Bourne then comes back & uses his speed to take down Misterio Sr & get the advantage for his team. Bourne then gets Misterio Sr up & hits him with a series of kicks. Misterio Sr gets up & tags in his son El Hijo de Rey Misterio. Misterio & Bourne then trade kicks with Misterio's kicks getting the advantage over Bourne. Misterio then whips Bourne into his corner. Misterio & Misterio Sr then work over Bourne by using a combination of dirty tactics(which pisses Rey Mysterio off), double team moves & tagging eachother in & out to keep eachother fresh. Misterio then switches to a technical style of offense by locking Bourne in a headlock. The fans give Bourne the strength to get out of the sleeper hold & hit Misterio with a back suplex & both men are now down in the ring. Bourne then makes the hot tag to Rey Mysterio. Rey Mysterio is on fire as he hits a series of fast paced moves to take down Misterio. Rey Mysterio then hits a series of arial moves on Misterio. Rey Mysterio then hits Misterio with the drop toe hold towards the ropes. Rey Mysterio then tries to hit Misterio with the 619 but his uncle Rey Misterio Sr stops him by grabbing his legs & then giving him the powerbomb. Misterio then goes to the top ropes & gives Rey Mysterio the frog splash while Misterio Sr knocks Evan Bourne off of the ring apron.
1...2...3. Your winners of the match Ray Misterio Sr & El Hijo de Rey Misterio.
Konnan then goes into the ring & celebrates with the Misterio's while Evan Bourne checks on Rey Mysterio.
Rey Mysterio is up & Konnan extends his hand to Mysterio which Mysterio refuses & just walks away with Evan Bourne as the cameras go to the back where "The Franchise" Shane Douglas is standing by with ROH World Heavyweight Champion Austin Aries.
Shane Douglas- Austin Aries. Tonight you will be in a champion vs champion match as you square off against fellow ROH alumnus Samoa Joe in our main event. Tell me. What are your thoughts going into this match.
Austin Aries- Shane. Tonight I get to once again face off against Samoa Joe. Now if history serves me correctly. I defeated Samoa Joe to capture my very first ROH World Heavyweight Championship in 2004 & with Joe now a shell of his old self, I will defeat him again tonight & get more momentum heading into my title defense at Starstruck.
We then go back to the ring where Tony Chimmel announces the second match of the night.
Tony Chimmel- The following tag team contest is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing first at a combined weight of 471 pounds. Santino Marella & William Regal they are The All-American Europeans.
Gladiators by Jim Johnston hits as William Regal is walking to the ring with a purpose while Santino Marella is trying to pimp the female fans.
Tony Chimmel- Introducing their opponents at a combined weight of 428 pounds. "Black Machismo" Jay Lethal & Kofi Kingston.
Pomp & Circumstance (Remix) hits as Jay Lethal & Kofi Kingston walk down to the ring while they are smoking a joint & eating a bag of Doritos.
Match 2: The All-American Europeans vs "Black Machismo" Jay Lethal & Kofi Kingston. Santino Marella & Kofi Kingston start the match off for their teams as this matchup gets underway. Santino displays a very different wrestling style than we've seen from him in the past as he hits a series of MMA like moves to take down Kofi. Santino then continues his MMA style of attack by locking Kofi in a guillotine headlock submission hold. Santino thenbreaks the hold & tags in his tag team partner William Regal. Regal then continues his teams advantage by using his brawling style to take down Kofi. Regal then immediately switches to a technical style of wrestling as he viciously locks Kofi in a bow & arrow submission hold. Regal then signals for Santino to come into the ring as Regal knocks Lethal off of the ring apron with lots of velocity. Regal then grabs a set of brass knuckles & hits Kofi square in the jaw followed up by Santino connecting with a Snap Swinging Neckbreaker to take Kofi down to the mat.
1...2...3. Your winners of the match The All-American Europeans.
The All-American Europeans celebrate their rather dominate victory over Kofi Kingston & Jay Lethal.
Cameras then show an advertisement for HCW Starstruck which is fastly approaching.
We then cut it to Mike Tenay & Stevie Ray.
Mike Tenay- Starstruck is fastly approaching.
Stevie Ray- Yes it is Mike. We have an exciting card as of course our HCW Beatdown Champion Samoa Joe will defend his title against Rob Van Dam.
Mike Tenay- Also The Hardy Boyz will face eachother in a hardcore match as well as The Motor City Machine Guns to defend their HCW World Tag Team Championships against The Comic Book Connection.
Stevie Ray- We have HCW World Heavyweight Champion The Undertaker to face the King Of Politics I mean Triple H.
Mike Tenay- Wow Stevie Ray you must really hate Triple H.
Stevie Ray- You damn skippy I do. He buried my brother Booker T not once but twice while they was in WWE. Anyways speaking of that. Booker T & I are reuniting Harlem Heat at Starstruck as we will be facing Zombie & a partner of his choosing.
Mike Tenay- Also Edge will defend his NWA World Heavyweight Championship against the man who defeated him to win the HCW World Danger Championship & that man is Kurt Angle.
Stevie Ray- Also we will see the debut of the Depths Of Hell match as HCW Shareholder "Da Xtreme Gangsta" James Baker will face Randy Orton.
Mike Tenay- Also Snoop Dogg will defend his HCW United States Championship against MVP.
Stevie Ray- Also The New Hart Foundation will face the team of the HCW World Television Champion "The Phenominal" A.J. Styles, John Morrison, The Miz & the HCW Womens Champion Melina in a 8 person mixed tag team matchup.
Mike Tenay- Also "The Instant Classic" Christian Cage will face off against John Cena in a streetfight.
Stevie Ray- It's the battle of the legendary families as The Orton's will face off against The Rhodes Family & the DiBiase's in a triple threat tag team match.
Mike Tenay- And finally Austin Aries will defend the ROH World Heavyweight Championship in a 6 way match against Shelton Benjamin, Chris Jericho, Kenzo Suzuki, Lance Storm & Jushin "Thunder" Liger.
We then cut it to Tony Chimmel to announce the main event match of the night.
Tony Chimmel- This is the main event match & it is a champion vs champion match. Introducing first from Huntington Beach, California weighing in at 290 pounds he is the HCW Beatdown Champion "The Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe.
Samoa Joe's TNA Theme Song hits as Samoa Joe walks down to the ring.
Tony Chimmel- Introducing his opponent from Milwaukee, Wisconsin weighing in at 202 pounds he is the ROH World Heavyweight Champion Austin Aries.
The Greatest Man That Ever Lived (Variations on a Shaker Hymn) by Weezer hits as Austin Aries walks down to the ring while interacting with the fans.
Main Event Match: HCW Beatdown Champion Samoa Joe vs ROH World Heavyweight Champion Austin Aries. Samoa Joe & Austin Aries lock up in the ring as this matchup gets underway. Aries gets the early advantage in the match by hitting a series of speed moves on Samoa Joe. Samoa Joe then comes back & uses his power game to take the advantage over Aries. Samoa Joe then switches to a technical style of wrestling by locking Aries in a headlock. Aries eventually gets the ropes which forces Samoa Joe to break the hold. Samoa Joe then gets Aries up & starts to hit him with a series of kicks. Samoa Joe then goes back to the power game as he hits Aries with a series of power moves. Samoa Joe then goes back to a tachnical style of wrestling as he locks Aries in yet another headlock. The fans give Aries the strength to get out of the hold which Aries manages to successfully do that. Aries then delivers a series of kicks & punches to try to weaken the much larger Samoa Joe. Aries then delivers a tornado DDT to Samoa Joe & both men are now down in the ring. Both Aries & Samoa Joe are now on their feet with Aries hitting Samoa Joe with kicks & Samoa Joe hitting Aries with punches which Aries kicks eventually get the advantage over Samoa Joe. Aries then gets Samoa Joe up & whips him to the turnbuckle. Aries then delivers the Macho Neck Snap to Samoa Joe & Aries is now in control of the match. Aries then locks in the Horns Of Aries but Samoa Joe uses his power to reverse it into a Muscle Buster.
1...2...3. Your winner of the match the HCW Beatdown Champion "The Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe.
Samoa Joe then proceeds to attack Aries til Rob Van Dam makes the save.
Beatdown ends with RVD in the ring motioning for the title while Samoa Joe is on the ramp.
Confirmed matches for this week's edition of Pistol Pistol.
ROH World Heavyweight Champion Austin Aries, Jushin "Thunder" Liger & Lance Storm vs HCW Hardcore Champion Chris Jericho, Kenzo Suzuki & Shelton Benjamin
HCW World Tag Team Champion, IWGP Junior Tag Team Champion & REAL World Tag Team Champion Alex Shelley vs The Hurricane(w/Petey The Pirate & The Beautiful People)
"The Phenominal" A.J. Styles (c) vs T.J. Wilson for the HCW World Television Championship
Batista & Sting vs The Outsiders
Johnny Christ vs Randy Orton
NWA World Heavyweight Champion Edge & Triple H vs HCW World Danger Champion Kurt Angle & HCW World Heavyweight Champion The Undertaker
Fireworks go off as Michael Cole & Tazz welcome us to Pistol Pistol live from The Rose Garden in Portland, Oregon.
We then go straight to the ring where Jeremy Borash announces the first match of the night.
Jeremy Borash- The following contest is a 6 man tag team match & it is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducin team number first from Milwaukee, Wisconsin he weighed in this morning at 202 pounds. He is the ROH Heavyweight Champion Of The World this is Austin Aries.
The Greatest Man That Ever Lived (Variations on a Shaker Hymn) by Weezer hits as Austin Aries walks down to the ring while interacting with the fans
Jeremy Borash- Introducing his tag team partner from Japan he weighed in this morning at 210 pounds. He is the legendary Jushin "Thunder" Liger.
A Japanese theme song hits as the crowd is going nuts for Jushin "Thunder" Liger.
Jeremy Borash- Introducing their tag team partner from Calgary Alberta, Canada he weighed in this morning at 231 pounds. This is Lance Storm.
An instrumental version of The Canadian National Anthem hits as Lance Storm walks down to the ring.
Jeremy Borash- And introducing their opponents first being accompanied to the ring by The Jericho & The Jericho 2000 from Winnipeg Manitoba, Canada he weighed in this morning at 226 pounds. He is the HCW Hardcore Champion this is Chris Jericho.
Break The Walls down by Jim Johnston hits as Chris Jericho & his two associates walk down to the ring.
Jeremy Borash- Introducing his tag team partner from Japan he weighed in this morning at 260 pounds. This is Kenzo Suzuki.
Kenzo Suzuki's WWE Theme Song hits as Kenzo Suzuki comes down to the ring.
Jeremy Borash- Introducing their tag team partner from Orangeburg, South Carolina he weighed in this morning at 248 pounds. This is Shelton Benjamin.
Ain't No Stoppin Me Now(remix) by Axel hits as Shelton Benjamin walks down to the ring.
Match 1: ROH World Heavyweight Champion Austin Aries, Jushin "Thunder" Liger & Lance Storm vs HCW Hardcore Champion Chris Jericho(w/ The Jericho & The Jericho 2000), Kenzo Suzuki & Shelton Benjamin. Austin Aries & Shelton Benjamin start the match off for their teams as this matchup gets underway. Benjamin uses his speed to gain the early advantage over Aries. Aries then comes back & uses his own speed to gain the advantage over Benjamin. Aries then tags in his partner the legendary Jushin "Thunder" Liger. Liget then goes on the offense by hitting Benjamin with some arial attacks to get the advantage for his team & the crowd is loving every minute of it. Liger then switches up his style a little bit as he gets Benjamin up so he can hit him with a series of kicks. Benjamin then rakes the eyes of Liger & then tags in Chris Jericho. Jericho then starts to hit Liger with a series of punches to take him down. Jericho then kicks Liger a few times & then starts to taunt the fans. Jericho then gets Liger up & whips him into his corner. Jericho, Suzuki & Benjamin the all work over Liger with a combination of dirty tactics, double/triple team moves & tagging eachother in & out to keep eachother fresh. Jericho then switches to a technical style of wrestling by locking Liger in a headlock. After minutes of fighting it, Liger gets out of the hold. Liger then hits Jericho with a series of kicks, followed up by a suplex & both men are now down in the ring. Liger then makes the hot tag to Lance Storm as Jericho tags in Kenzo Suzuki. Storm is on fire as he hits a series of clotheslines on Suzuki followed by knocking both Jericho & Benjamin off the ring apron. Storm then hits Suzuki with a Fisherman Suplex. Storm then tries to lock Suzuki in the Canadian Maple Leaf(single leg Boston Crab) but Suzuki knocks him down with his feet. Suzuki then manages to get to his feet & starts hitting Storm with some strikes. Suzuki then gets Storm up & hits him with a Belly To Back Suplex. Suzuki then tries to spear Storm but Storm counters it into a victory roll pin.
1...2...3. Your winners of the match ROH World Heavyweight Champion Austin Aries, Jushin "Thunder" Liger & Lance Storm.
Kenzo Suzuki then immediately gets up & attacks Lance Storm until Chris Jericho attacks him. Shelton Benjamin then hits Chris Jericho with the Pay Dirt. Jushin Liger then hits Shelton Benjamin with The Liger Bomb.
Austin Aries & Jushin "Thunder" Liger have a staredown as both of them eye the ROH World Heavyweight Championship.
Cameras then go to the back where Eve Torres is standing by with The New Hart Foundation.
Eve Torres- I am standing by with The New Hart Foundatin. Now T.J. Wilson. Tonight you will face "The Phenominal" A.J. Styles for the HCW World Television Championship. Your thoughts please?
T.J. Wilson- Eve. Tonight The New Hart Foundation will gain momentum for Starstruck & become one step closer to living up to the legacy that the original Hart Foundation set for us.
Suddenly original Hart Foundation member Bret "The Hitman" Hart comes up.
Bret Hart- Oh sorry for interrupting you guys. T.J. did you just say that you will be one step closer to living up to the legacy of what The Original Hart Foundation set for you?
T.J. Wilson- Yes.
Bret Hart- Well no offense guys but I find that extremely laughable. Myself, "The British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith, my little brother Owen Hart & Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart all made a name for ourselves by putting in hard work, the dedication to this business & we showed proper respect towards everyone even if they didn't respect us back. Now all of you have survived my father's Dungeon & you all are very very talented young kids with very very bright futures in this business but the one thing that you guys all lack is the attitude & respect. Your attitude for the business is very poor & it seems to me that you guys don't have any respect for anybody except yourselves & our family. You need to go out there & get the respect & become one step closer to actually live up to the legacy that the Hart Family made.
Cameras then go back to the ring where Jeremy Borash announces the second match of the night.
Jeremy Borash- The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing to the ring first representing The Motor City Machine Guns from Detroit, Michigan he weighed in this morning at 205 pounds. He is one half of the HCW Tag Team Champions Of The World, one half of the REAL Tag Team Champions Of The World & one half of the IWGP Junior Tag Team Champions this is Alex Shelley.
1967 Remix by Dale Oliver hits as Alex Shelley carries all 3 of his belts to the ring with the crowd booing him.
Jeremy Borash- Introducing his opponent being acoompanied by Petey The Pirate & The Beautiful People, representing The Comic Book Connection from Smithfield, North Carolina he weighed in this morning at 215 pounds. This is The Hurricane.
Eye Of The Hurricane by Jim Johnston hits as The Comic Book Connection & The Beautiful People walk down to the ring together. Velvet Sky then kisses The Hurricane for good luck.
Match 2: HCW World Tag Team Champion, REAL World Tag Team Champion & IWGP Junior Tag Team Champion Alex Shelley vs The Hurricane(w/Petey The Pirate & The Beautiful People). Alex Shelley & The Hurricane lock up in the ring as this matchup gets underway. Shelley gets the early advantage by hitting a series of arial moves to take The Hurricane down. The Hurricane then gains the advantage by hitting a series of arial moves of his own to take down Shelley. The Hurricane then goes to a technical style of offense by locking Shelley in a headlock. Shelley then gets the ropes which causes The Hurricane to break the hold. Shelley then hits The Hurricane with a low blow & the fans are letting Shelley know that they don't approve of that. Shelley then starts kicking The Hurricane's back & flips off the fans in the process. Shelley then proceeds to do more disrespect to The Hurrican by spitting on him & flipping him the finger. Shelley then switches to a technical style of wrestling by locking The Hurricane in a sleeper hold. After minutes of fighting the move, the crowd gives The Hurricane the strength to fight out of the move which he successfully does. The Hurricane then hits Shelley with a back suplex & both men are now down in the ring. Both Shelley & The Hurricane are now up on their feet & start hitting eachother with punches which The Hurricane's punches get the advantage over Shelley's punches.The Hurricane then manages to get Shelley to his knees. The Hurricane tries to hit Shelley with The Shining Wizard but Shelley instead punches The Hurricane right in the nuts. Shelley then gets up & hits The Hurricane with Sliced Bread #2.
1...2...3. Your winner of the match Alex Shelley.
Cameras then go to the back where Eve Torres is standing by with 05AND Superstar Johnny Christ.
Eve Torres- Johnny Christ. Tonight you will be going one on one with "The Legend Killer" Randy Orton. What are your exact thoughts on this?
Johnny Christ- Eve. Tonight as part of this cross promotion between HCW & IWC. I get the opportunity to face Randy Orton. Now he is a different challenge for me & yes being in a totally different environment than i'm used to doesn't exactly give me an advantage but in all truthness I don't give a shit if I gain the advantage or not cause quite simply I am the better wrestler here & I will gain the momentum I need.
Suddenly Johnny Christ's former tag team partner The Zombie comes up.
The Zombie- Johnny. What the hell are you doing here?
Johnny Christ- Well I have a match here tonight against Randy Orton. What are doing here?
The Zombie- Well I am here to confront Booker T about my tag team match at Starstruck & of course I have to find me a mystery partner for that match as well.
Cameras then go back to the ring where Jeremy Borash announces the third match of the night.
Jeremy Borash- The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall & it is for the HCW Television Championship Of The World. Introducing to the ring being accompanied by John Morrison, The Miz & HCW Womens Champion Melina, from Gainesville, Georgia he weighed in this morning at 218 pounds. He is the HCW Television Champion Of The World this is "The Phenominal" A.J. Styles.
I Am(Heel Remix) by Dale Oliver hits as A.J. Styles & his friends all walk down to the ring.
Jeremy Borash- Introducing the challenger being accompanied by The New Hart Foundation from Calgary Alberta, Canada he weighed in this morning at 195 pounds. This is T.J. Wilson.
T.J. Wilson's music hits a he along with the rest of The New Hart Foundation go to the ring.
Match 3: HCW World Television Championship. "The Phenominal" A.J. Styles (c) (w/John Morrison, The Miz & HCW Womens Champion Melina) vs T.J. Wilson(w/The New Hart Foundation). A.J. Styles & T.J. Wilson lock up in the middle of the ring as this matchup gets underway. Wilson gets the early advantage by hitting Styles with a series of arial moves. Styles then comes back & hits a series of arial moves of his own to take down Wilson. Styles then goes to a technical style of wrestling as he locks Wilson in a headlock. Wilson uses his flexibility to get out of the hold & immediately hits Styles with a Snapmare. Wilson then delivers a few kicks to Styles' back. Wilson then switches to a technical style of offense by locking in a sleeper hold on Styles. After a few minutes of fighting the move, Styles then flips Wilson over his head & then proceeds to hit him with a standing Shooting Star Press. Styles then oges to the ropes & then hits Wilson with his signature Springboard Flying Forearm. Styles then goes to the top rope & tries to hit The Spiral Tap but Wilson moves out of the way. Wilson then immediately attempts to hit The Swinging Fisherman Suplex but Styles gets out of it & hits Wilson with the Pele out of nowhere. Styles then goes to the ropes & again hits the Springboard Flying Forearm on Wilson. Styles then tries to hit The Styles Clash but Wilson reverses it into a back body drop. Wilson then delivers a series of kicks to Styles' back. Wilson then tries to lock in the Sharpshooter but Styles kicks him off of him. Styles then hits Wilson with the Enzuigiri. Styles then gets Wilson up & finally hits him with The Styles Clash.
1...2...3. Your winner & still HCW Television Champion Of The World "The Phenominal" A.J. Styles.
After the match The New Hart Foundation attack A.J. Styles til John Morrison, The Miz & Melina all save Styles. The faces get the upperhand for a while til Bret "The Hitman" Hart comes to ringside & joins The New Hart Foundation by attacking the faces. The New Hart Foundation attack the faces for a while til "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels comes down to the ring to make the save for the faces & runs off The New Hart Foundation. HBK then grabs a microphone.
Shawn Michaels- Bret! You think that although your retired that it gives you the right to get into anybody elses business. How about we make a few changes to the 8 man tag team matchup. How about I team up with"The Phenominal One" A.J. Styles, "The Shaman Of Sexy" John Morrison, "The Chick Magnet" The Miz & of course the "Red Carpet Diva" Melina against you, your 2 nephews, your niece & your niece's boyfriend in a 10 person mixed tag team matchup at Starstruck.
Bret Hart shakes his head in agreement as we now have a 10 man tag team matchup on our hands for Starstruck.
Cameras then go to an advertisement for HCW Starstruck which is only just a few short days away.
We then go to the office of WCWF Owner/HCW Stockholder "Da Xtreme Gangsta" James Baker.
James Baker- Ah it feels great to have my own office. I mean it's cozy in here & I get my own personal access to a shit load of alcohol. Now that's fucking crunk right there. At Starstruck the tag team match between Harlem Heat vs Zombie & mystery partner has now changed to a Lumberjack Match with the Lumberjacks being HCW Superstars. Anyways, Randy Orton. It's only a few short days til I officially send you to the Depths Of Hell & rid you from HCW for good. You see Randy what i'm gonna do to you at Starstruck is a hell of a lot worse than what happened to your pretty little wife when I threw her little ass into the electrical pit of the arena. You see unlike you, at least she got off easy. Orton you will be going to hell & if I have to go then so be it but if I am going then i'm taking you down to hell with me & that's that bitch.
Cameras then go back to the ring where Jeremy Borash announces the fourth matchup of the night.
Jeremy Borash- The following tag team contest is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing team number 1 first from Washington, D.C. he weighed in this morning at 290 pounds. This is Batista.
I Walk Alone by Saliva hits as Batista does his entrance while going down to the ring.
Jeremy Borash- And introducing his tag team partner from Venice Beach, California he weighed in this morning at 255 pounds. This is "The Icon" Sting.
Slay Me by Dale Oliver hits as Sting greets the fans on the way to the ring.
Jeremy Borash- Introducing their opponents at a combined weight of 600 pounds. They are the team of "Big Sexy" Kevin Nash & Scott Hall together they are The Outsiders.
Rockhouse(nWo theme) hits as The Outsiders walk down to the ring to a great response from the fans.
Match 4: Batista & "The Icon" Sting vs The Outsiders. Batista & Kevin Nash start the match off for their teams as this matchup gets underway. Nash gets the early advantage by using his power to gain the early advantage over Batista. Batista then comes back & hits Nash with a series of power moves to get his team the advantage in this match. Batista then makes the tag to his tag team partner Sting. Sting & Nash then shake hands as a sign of respect for eachother & then do a test of strength by locking up in the middle of the ring. Sting then uses a technical base style to take down Nash. Sting then locks Nash in a headlock. After a few minutes, Nash gets the ropes which forces Sting to break the hold. Sting then gets Nash up & whips him into his corner. Sting & Batista then work over Nash by using a combination of double team moves & tagging eachother in & out to keep eachother fresh. Sting then tries to go for a suplex but Nash resorts to dirty tactics by raking Sting's eyes. Nash then hits a series of power moves to take down Sting. Nash then tags in his tag team partner Scott Hall. Nash & Hall then proceed to work over Sting by using a combination of dirty tactics, basic double team moves & tagging eachother in & out to keep eachother fresh. Hall then uses his brawling style to take down Sting. Hall then switches to a technical style of wrestling by locking Sting in a sleeper hold. After minutes of fighting it, the fans rally behind Sting & give him the strength to get out of the move, which he does by the way. Sting & Hall then throw punches at eachother with Sting's punches getting the advantage here. Sting then hits Hall with a suplex & both men are now down in the ring. Sting then makes the hot tag to Batista while Hall tags in Nash. Batista is on fire as he hits a series of clothesines to take down Nash. Batista then hits Hall with a Spinebuster & the crowd is on their feet. Batista then hits a Spear on Nash just as he gets to his feet. Batista then goes to the ropes & does his forgettable Ultimate Warrior impersonation & then signals for the Batista Bomb. Batista then tries to hit the Batista Bomb but Nash reverses it into a Spinebuster. Nash then gets Batista up & tries to hit him with the Jacknife Powerbomb but Batista somehow reverses it into a running powerslam. Batista then gets Nash up & finally hits him with the Batista Bomb while Sting knocks Hall off of the ring apron.
1...2...3. Your winners of the match Batista & "The Icon" Sting.
Batista & Sting then celebrate their victory.
Cameras then go to the back where Eve Torres is interviewing Randy Orton.
Eve Torres- Randy Orton. Coming up next. You will be competing one on one against 05AND superstar Johnny Christ. What are your thoughts on facing Johnny Christ a few days before you compete in The Down In The Depths Of Hell match against "Da Xtreme Gangsta" James Baker.
Randy Orton- Eve. Johnny Christ is a footnote. He competes for a promotion that quite honestly are like the Teletubbies compared to HCW. Tonight I will defeat you boy & at Starstruck I will send that thug James Baker down to hell where he belongs.
Randy Orton walks off.
We then go back to the ring where Jeremy Borash announces the fifth match of the night.
Jeremy Borash- The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing to the ring from St. Louis, Missouri he weighed in this morning at 245 pounds. This is "The Legend Killer" Randy Orton.
Voices by Rev Theory hits as Randy Orton slowly walks down to the ring while receiving cheers from the crowd despite being a heel.
Jeremy Borash- And introducing his opponent representing the IWC this is Johnny Christ.
A Random screamo song plays as Johnny Christ slowly walks down to the ring.
Match 5: Randy Orton vs CWW World Heavyweight Champion Johnny Christ. Randy Orton & Johnny Christ lock up in the middle of the ring as this matchup gets underway. Orton gets the early advantage by hitting Christ with a series of brawling moves. Christ then comes back & hits Orton witha series of brawling moves of his own to shift the matchup into his favor. Christ then hits a couple of kicks to Orton's back. Christ then gets up & tries to hit the JKC(RKO) early but Orton gets out of it & hits Christ with a lowblow. Orton then gets Christ up & uses a brawling style to keep the matchup in his favor. Orton then gets Christ up & hits him with the Inverted Backbreaker. Orton then switches to a technical style of wrestling by locking Christ in a chin lock. After minutes of fighting it, Christ gets out of the move & then hits a Northern Lights Suplex on Orton & both men are now down in the ring. Both men get up & start throwing punches at eachother with Christ's punches getting the advantage over Orton's punches. Christ then hits Orton with the Dragon Whip. Christ then attempts to lock Orton in a submission hold he calls the Hells Torture Device(STF) but Orton trips Christ up & then immediately locks him in a front face lock. Christ then powers out of it & then reverses it into the TKO.
1...2...3. Your winner of the match Johnny Christ.
Randy Orton then gets up & attacks Johnny Christ from behind. Orton then tries to punt Christ in the head but James Baker comes down to the ring & delivers a chop block to Orton's knee. Baker then continues to attack Orton's knee til he gets out of the ring & grabs a steel chair & a sledgehammer. Baker then tries to attack Orton's knee with the sledgehammer but Orton has enough strength & sense to get the hell out of the ring.
James Baker then helps Johnny Christ to his feet & them two shake hands & stand tall together in the ring while Randy Orton goes up the ramp favoring his knee.
Cameras then go to the back where Eve Torres is standing by with "The Extreme Enigma" Jeff Hardy.
Eve Torres- Jeff Hardy. At Starstruck you will be facing off against your brother Matt in a hardcore match. What are your feelings on the match?
Jeff Hardy- To be honest Eve. I am not sure what type of trance Matt is on, but he needs to just snap the hell out of it cause I haven't done one single fucking thing wrong to him. If anything he was the one who started all of this by eliminating me early in the Elimination Chamber Match at One Night Stand where we both agreed to work together & be the final two men in the match. Now at Starstruck. I will end all of this crap that you started once & for all Matt.
Suddenly Matt Hardy attacks his brother Jeff from behind with a lead pipe. Matt then start ramming Jeff's head repeatedly into the concrete wall in the backstage area. Matt then puts the lead pipe around Jeff's neck & gives him a reverse DDT to the concrete floor below. Matt then gets Jeff back up & hits him with the Twist Of Fate.
Matt Hardy then looks down at Jeff with a sadistic smile on his face.
Cameras then go back to the ring where Jeremy Borash announces the main event matchup of the night.
Jeremy Borash- This is the main event matchup of the night & it is a tag team matchup. Introducing team number one first from Toronto Ontario, Canada he weighed in this morning at 250 pounds. He is the NWA Heavyweight Champion Of The World this is "The Rated R Superstar" Edge.
Metallingus by Alterbridge hits as Edge does his Rockstar like entrance to the ring carrying his NWA World Heavyweight Championship while getting a mixed reaction from the crowd.
Jeremy Borash- Introducing his tag team partner from Greenwich, Connecticut he weighed in this morning at 260 pounds. This is Triple H.
Time To Play The Game by Motorhead hits as Triple H does his long entrance to the ring with the crowd booing him.
Jeremy Borash- Introducing their opponents first from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania he weighed in this morning at 230 pounds. He is the only Olympic Gold Medalist in professional wrestling history & the HCW Danger Champion Of The World this is Kurt Angle.
Gold Metal by Tha Trademarc & Dale Oliver hits as Kurt Angle walks down to the ring with the crowd cheering for him.
Jeremy Borash- Introducing his tag team partner from Death Valley he weighed in this morning at 299 pounds. He is the HCW Heavyweight Champion Of The World this is The Undertaker.
Rest In Peace by Jim Johnston hits as the fans give The Undertaker a loud pop as he does his long entrance.
Main Event Match: NWA World Heavyweight Champion "The Rated R Superstar" Edge & Triple H vs HCW World Danger Champion Kurt Angle & HCW World Heavyweight Champion The Undertaker. Triple H & Kurt Angle start the match off for their teams as this matchup gets underway. Triple H gets the early advantage by hitting a series of power moves to take down Angle. Angle then comes back & hits Triple H with a series of suplexes to take him down. Angle then makes the tag to his tag team partner for the night, The Undertaker. Triple H then fearfully tags in Edge. The Undertaker & Edge then lock up in the ring for a test of strength which The Undertaker overpowers Edge. The Undertaker then proceeds to perform a series of power moves to take Edge down in the ring. The Undertaker then gets Edge up & whips him into his corner. The Undertaker & Kurt Angle then work over Edge by using a combination of double team moves & tagging eachother in & out to keep eachother fresh. The Undertaker then tries to attempt the Snake Eyes on Edge but Edge gets out of it & hits The Undertaker with a low blow. Edge then immediately goes to work on The Undertaker by repeatedly stomping on him. Edge then whips The Undertaker into his corner. Edge & Triple H then decide to work over The Undertaker by using a combination of dirty tactics, double team moves & tagging eachother in & out to keep eachother fresh. Edge then goes to work on The Undertaker's back by locking him in the Edgecator. After minutes of fighting it The Uundertaker powers out of it & hits Edge with Snake Eyes, followed up by a big boot to the face & then the Leg Drop & the crowd is on their feet. The Undertaker then immediately makes the hot tag to Kurt Angle. Angle is on fire as he hits Edge with a series of clotheslines ot take him down. Angle then knocks Ttriple H off of the ring apron for good measure & Angle then lowers the straps down on his wrestling attire as he sets up for either The Angle Slam or The Ankle Lock. Angle then attempts The Angle Slam but Edge counters it into The Edge O' Matic & both men are now down in the ring. Both Angle & Edge eventually get to their feet & both of them start throwing punches at eachother with Angle's punches getting the better of Edge's punches. Angle then hits Edge with the Belly To Belly suplex. Angle then tries to lock Edge in The Ankle Lock but Edge kicks Angle off of him. Edge then kneels down in the corner & is setting up for the Spear. Edge then attempts the Spear but Angle moves out of the way which sends Edge flying hard into the turnbuckle. Angle then immediately gains sense & hits Edge with The Angle Slam.
1...2...3. Your winners of the match the HCW Danger Champion Of The World Kurt Angle & the HCW Heavyweight Champion Of The World The Undertaker.
Kurt Angle then grabs both the HCW World Danger Championship & the NWA World Heavyweight Championship & raises both of them high as he celebrates over Edge who is still down in the ring.
Angle then leaves & The Undertaker then grabs his title & then kneels down on one knee & celebrates his teams victory.
This weeks edition of HCW Pistol Pistol comes to a close.
The official card for HCW Starstruck.
IWGP Junior Tag Team Champions & REAL World Tag Team Champions The Motor City Machine Guns (c) vs The Comic Book Connection(w/The Beautiful People) for the HCW World Tag Team Championship
"Da Xtreme Gangsta" James Baker vs Randy Orton in a Down In The Depths Of Hell Match
HCW World Television Champion "The Phenominal" A.J. Styles, "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels, John Morrison, The Miz & HCW Womens Champion Melina vs Bret "The Hitman" Hart & The New Hart Foundation(T.J. Wilson, Teddy Hart, DH Smith & Natalya Neidhart)
Austin Aries(c) vs Jushin "Thunder" Liger vs Kenzo Suzuki vs Shelton Benjamin vs Lance Storm vs HCW Hardcore Champion Chris Jericho for the ROH World Heavyweight Championship
John Cena vs "The Instant Classic" Christian Cage in a street fight
Matt Hardy vs "The Extreme Enigma" Jeff Hardy in a Hardcore Match
Dr Dre & HCW X-Division Champion Eminem (c) vs Rey Mysterio & Evan Bourne for the HCW Tag Team Championship
Snoop Dogg (c) vs M.V.P. for the HCW United States Championship
Harlem Heat vs ECW Champion Zombie & ??? in a HCW vs IWC matchup Lumberjack Tag Team Matchup
The Undertaker (c) vs Triple H for the HCW World Heavyweight Championship
Samoa Joe (c) vs Rob Van Dam for the HCW Beatdown Championship
Edge (c) vs HCW World Danger Champion Kurt Angle for the NWA World Heavyweight Championship.
Fireworks go off as we are welcomed to HCW Starstruck live from Dolphin Stadium in Miami, Florida.
We then send it to Jeremy Borash who announces the first match of the night.
Jeremy Borash- The following tag team contest is scheduled for 1 fall & it is for the HCW Tag Team Championships Of The World. Introdcuing first from Detroit, Michigan at a combined weight of 435 pounds. They are the HCW Tag Team Champions Of The World, the REAL Tag Team Champions Of The World & the IWGP Junior Tag Team Champions. The team of Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley they are The Motor City Machine Guns.
1967 Remix by Dale Oliver hits as The Motor City Machine Guns carry all of their titles to the ring with the crowd giving them heat.
Jeremy Borash- And introducing the challengers being accompanied by The Beautiful People, at a combined weight of 450 pounds. The team of Petey The Pirate & The Hurricane they are The Comic Book Connection.
Eye Of The Hurricane by Jim Johnston hits as The Comic Book Connection & The Beautiful People walk down to the ring together. Velvet Sky then gives The Hurricane a good luck kiss before the match.
Match 1: HCW World Tag Team Championship. IWGP Junior Tag Team Champions & REAL World Tag Team Champions The Motor City Machine Guns (c) vs The Comic Book Connection(w/The Beautiful People). Chris Sabin & The Hurricane start the match off for their teams as this matchup gets underway. Sabin gets the early advantage by hitting a series of speed moves to take down The Hurricane. The Hurricane then comes back & uses some speed moves of his own to take Sabin down. The Hurricane then goes to the ropes early & tries to hit the leg drop but Sabin wisely oves out of the way. Sabin then goes to work by kicking The Hurricane in the back & taunting him & the fans in the process. Sabin then switches up to a technical style of offense as he locks The Hurricane in a headlock. The Hurricane then gets out of the moves & then hits Sabin with the jawbreaker. The Hurricane then makes the tag to Petey The Pirate. Petey & Sabin then start throwing punches at eachother with Petey getting the advantage til Sabin rakes Petey's eyes to gain the advantage for his team. Sabin then whips Petey over to his corner. Sabin then tags in his partner Alex Shelley. Sabin & Shelley then start to work over Petey by using a combination of dirty tactics, double team moves & tagging eachother in & out to keep eachother fresh. Shelley then gets Petey up & hits him with a series of kicks to take him down. Shelley then gets Petey up & tries to hit him with Sliced bread #2 but Petey instead reverses it into a back suplex & both men are now down in the ring. Petey then makes the hot tag to The Hurricane as Shelley tags in Sabin. The Hurricane is on fire as he hits a series of clotheslines to take down Sabin. The Hurricane then knocks Shelley off of the ring apron for good measure. The Hurricane then hits Sabin with a few speed moves to send him down to his knees. The Hurricane then tries to hit The Shining Wizard but Sabin ducks out of the way. Sabin then tries to hit The Future Shock but The Hurricane reverses it into a Tornado DDT & both men are now down in the ring. Both Sabin & The Hurricane eventually get up & start throwing punches & kicks at eachother with The Hurricane getting the upperhand over Sabin. Sabin then hits The Hurricane with a low blow. Sbain then tries to hit The Cradleshock but The Hurricane reverses it into a headscissors which sends Sabin on his knees. The Hurricane then hits Sabin with The Shining Wizard as Petey The Pirate hits Shelley with The Treasure Loot(Canadian Destroyer).
1...2...3. Your winners & NEW HCW Tag Team Champions Of The World, The Comic Book Connection.
The Comic Book Conenction & The Beautiful People are celebrating the victory like they've just won the Super Bowl.
Cameras then go to the back where Joey Styles is standing by with NWA World Heavyweight Champion "The Rated R Superstar"
Joey Styles- I am here with "The Rated R Superstar" Edge who tonight will be defending his NWA World Heavyweight Championship against the man who defeated him for the HCW World Danger Championship Kurt Angle.
Edge- Joey shut the hell up before I personally shove your fucking head up your fucking ass. Now tonight Kurt you won't be taking my championship as I will emerge from this piece of shit town with the NWA World Heavyweight Championship.
Crowd- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Edge- Oh shut the fuck up you stupid fucking fans. Why don't all of you just go on the internet & start jacking off to internet porn cause odds are, none of you are good looking enough or are too ignorant to get a real girlfriend instead of the imaginary ones. Kurt Angle! Prepare for your life to be a living hell as not only will I retain the NWA World Heavyweight Championship tonight, but I will eventually reclaim the HCW World Danger Championship.
We then go to Eve Torres who is interviewing James Baker.
Eve Torres- James any last thoughts on your match with Randy Orton?
James Baker- No, but I do have an announcement regarding the HCW World Tag Team Championships.
Eve Torres- What is the announcement James?
James Baker- Well for the next few weeks starting at this weeks version of Danger, we will have a tournament for 16 tag teams to battle it out & whichever one of those 16 tag teams that wins this tournament will face The Comic Book Connection next month at Redemption.
James Baker then proceeds to walk towards the ring.
Both Baker & Orton are ontop of the cell as this match is about to start.
Match 2: Down In The Depths Of Hell Match. "Da Xtreme Gangsta" James Baker vs Randy Orton. James Baker & Randy Orton are on top of the cell roof & just start throwing punches at eachother as this matchup gets underway. Baker gets the early advantage by carefully hitting a series of speed moves on Orton. Orton then comes back & carefully hits Baker with brawling moves to shift the matchup into his favor. Orton then starts to work on Baker's neck by locking him in a camel clutch. Baker then powers out of it & throws Orton over his head & onto the center of the cell roof which doesn't break. Baker then delivers a series of kicks to Orton's ribs. Baker then locks Orton in the South Central(Camel Clutch). Baker then eventually breaks the hold & then pulls out a steel chain from his pocket. Baker then wraps the chain around his fist & starts punching Orton in the head which eventually causes Orton to bleed. Baker then hits Orton with a running powerslam onto the center of the cell roof which again it doesn't break. Baker then again locks Orton in the South Central(Camel Clutch). Orton then gets out of it & hits Baker with the Inverted Backbreaker in the center of the cell roof but again it doesn't break. Orton then grabs Baker's steel chain & starts to hit him with it which eventually causes Baker to bleed. Orton then wraps the chain around Baker's throat & starts choking him with it. Orton then attempts the RKO but Baker drops him on the center of the cell roof which is getting closer to breaking. Baker then signals for the Da Xtreme Knockout(DDT).
Shane & Stephanie McMahon then come down & climb the cell roof with microphones.
Shane McMahon- Please stop this nonsense. Doing this brutality to yourselves isn't gonna solve anything. Why don't you two just fight in a normal type of match.
James then jerks the microphone right out of Shane's hand.
James Baker- Typical McMahon type of shit. Your always getting involved in my shit. Well guess what? It ain't gonna happen anymore.
James Baker then hits Shane McMahon with Da Xtreme Knockout onto the center of the cell roof which finally breaks & Shane McMahon has been sent crashing into the ring filled with flames.
Jim Ross- By god. Shane McMahon has been burnt to pieces.
Stephanie McMahon then horrifically looks on & is now staring at James Baker.
James Baker- Oh what's wrong Stephanie? Did you not like how I destroyed your brother. Well I got a little suprise for you trick.
Randy Orton then hits Stephanie McMahon with the RKO through the center of the other cell roof which breaks & Stephanie McMahon also has crashed into the ring filled with flames.
James Baker & Randy Orton then get off of the cell & jump down to the arena floor.
Both Baker & Orton then shake hands & have sadistic smiles on their faces as they are going up the ramp together with the crowd booing them really bad.
Jim Ross- By god. What the hell have we just witnessed?
Jerry Lawler- I think the real question everyone has is that, were James Baker & Randy Orton working together the entire time or did they just plan all of this in the last minute?
Jim Ross- Well one thing has been answered. The landscape of HCW has just changed right infront of our very eyes.
We then take a long long break so that the ring crew can clean everything up & get the other ring set back up so that the show can continue.
After the long long break. Jeremy Borash then announces the third match of the night.
Jeremy Borash- This is a 10 person mixed matchup & it is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing team number 1 first from Gainesville, Georgia he weighed in this morning at 218 pounds. He is the HCW Television Champion Of The World, this is "The Phenominal" A.J. Styles.
I Am(Heel Remix) by Dale Oliver hits as A.J. Styles greets the fans while he walks down to the ring.
Jeremy Borash- Introducing his tag team partner from San Antonio, Texas he weighed in this morning at 225 pounds. He is "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels.
Sexy Boy by Shawn Michaels hits as Shawn Michaels does his signature entrance while giving high fives to the fans.
Jeremy Borash- Introducing their tag team partners at a combined weight of 439 pounds. They are the team of John Morrison & The Miz.
Make No Believe by Stone Free Experience hits as John Morrison & The Miz walk down to the ring.
Jeremy Borash- And introducing their tag team partner from Los Angeles, California she is the HCW Womens Champion. This is Melina.
Paparrazzi by Jim Johnston hits as Melina does her sexy entrance.
Jeremy Borash- Introducing their opponents first from Calgary Alberta, Canada he weighed in this morning at 234 pounds. He is The Best There Is, The Best There Was & The Best there Ever Will Be, this is the LEGENDARY Bret "The Hitman" Hart.
Hitman by Jim Johnston hits as Bret Hart does his entrance, greeting the fans along the way.
Jeremy Borash- Introducing his tag team partners also from Calgary Alberta, Canada at a combined weight of 785 pounds. The team of T.J. Wilson, Harry Smith, Teddy Hart & Natalya Neidhart together they are The New Hart Foundation.
T.J. Wilson's theme music hits as The New Hart Foundation walk down to the ring carrying the Canadian Flag with them.
Match 3: HCW World Television Champion "The Phenominal" A.J. Styles, "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels, John Morrison, The Miz & HCW Womens Champion Melina vs Bret "The Hitman" Hart & The New Hart Foundation(T.J. Wilson, Harry Smith, Teddy Hart & Natalya Neidhart). A.J. Styles & Teddy Hart start the match off for their teams as this matchup gets underway. Styles gets the early advantage by hitting a series of fast paced moves to take down Teddy Hart. Teddy Hart then comes back & hits a series of fast paced moves of his own to take down Styles. Teddy Hart then starts to work on Styles' neck by doing a series of knee drops on his neck. Teddy Hart then tags in his cousin Harry Smith. Smith continues his teams advantage by putting his foot across the throat of Styles. Styles eventually grabs Smith's foot & causes him to fall. Styles then makes the tag to John Morrison. Morrison & Smith then do a test of strength which Smith overpowers Morrison. Morrison then comes back & hits a series of speed moves to catch Smith off guard & gain the advantage for his team. Morrison then hits Smith with a series of kicks to the head. Morrison then makes the tag to The Miz. The Miz then gains the advantage by using a series of brawling moves to take down Smith. Smith manages to just barely tag in T.J. Wilson. The Miz & Wilson lock up in the middle of the ring. Wilson gains the advantage by delivering a few kicks to The Miz's sternum. Wilson then tags in his girlfriend Natalya Neidhart which then forces Melina to automatically enter the match due to the rules of the match which makes The Miz go back to his corner. Natalya gains the advantage over Melina by hitting her with power moves. Natalya then goes to a technical style of offense by locking Melina in a sleeper hold. Melina eventually gets out of the sleeper hold. Melina then makes the hot tag to Shawn Michaels while Natalya tags in Bret Hart. Bret Hart & Michaels then just stare at eachother for a bit til Bret sucker punches Michaels in the face. Michaels comes back & punches Bret in the face. Michaels & Bret then start hitting eachother back & forth with Michaels' punches gaining the advantage. Michaels then whips Bret into the turnbuckle. Michaels then hits Bret with a series of chops to the chest. Bret then ducks Michaels' last chop & it sends Michaels into the turnbuckle. Bret then starts to hit Michaels with a series of chops to the chest of his own. Bret then puts Michaels on the top rope & delivers a superplex to him & both men are now down in the ring. Michaels & Bret both eventaully get to their feet & start throwing punches at eachother with Michaels getting the advantage over Bret. Michaels then runs & hits Bret with the Flying Forearm & then his signature Kip-up. Michaels then gets Bret up & hits him with a scoop slam. Michaels then goes to the top rope & hits Bret with his signature Elbow Drop & is now looking to put the match away with Sweet Chin Music. Michaels then tries Sweet Chin Music but Bret ducks it & kicks Michaels in the gut, Bret then tries a piledriver but Michaels reverses it into a back body drop. Michaels then tries to hit Sweet Chin Music again, but Bret ducks it & hits Michaels with a Piledriver. Bret then locks Michaels in a Sharpshooter as The New Hart Foundation are now brawling with HBK's teammates. After minutes of fighting it, Michaels has no other choice but to submit.
Here are your winners by submission Bret "The Hitman" Hart & The New Hart Foundation.
The New Hart Foundation then try to celebrate with Bret Hart but he just walks away leaving The New Hart Foundation confused in the ring.
We then take a very short break from the action.
We then go back to the ring area where Tony Chimmel announces the fourth match of the night.
Tony Chimmel- The following matchup is a 6 way & it is for the ROH World Heavyweight Championship. Introducing to the ring first from Milwaukee, Wisconsin weighing in at 202 pounds he is the ROH World Heavyweight Champion Austin Aries.
The Greatest Man That Ever Lived (Variations on a Shaker Hymn) by Weezer hits as Austin Aries walks down to the ring while interacting with the fans.
Tony Chimmel- Introducing participant number 2 from Japan weighing in 210 pounds Jushin "Thunder" Liger.
A Japanese theme song hits as the crowd is going nuts for Jushin "Thunder" Liger.
Tony Chimmel- Introducing participant number 3 from Calgary Alberta, Canada weighing in at 231 pounds Lance Storm.
An instrumental version of The Canadian National Anthem hits as Lance Storm walks down to the ring.
Tony Chimmel- Introducing participant number 4 being accompanied to the ring by The Jericho & The Jericho 2000 from Winnipeg Manitoba, Canada weighing in at 226 pounds he is the HCW Hardcore Champion Chris Jericho.
Break The Walls down by Jim Johnston hits as Chris Jericho & his two associates walk down to the ring.
Tony Chimmel- Introducing participant number 5 being accompanied to the ring by Hiroko Suzuki from Japan weighing in at 260 pounds Kenzo Suzuki.
Kenzo Suzuki's WWE Theme Song hits as Kenzo Suzuki comes down to the ring.
Tony Chimmel- Introducing the final participant from Orangeburg, South Carolina weighing in at 248 pounds Shelton Benjamin.
Ain't No Stoppin Me Now(remix) by Axel hits as Shelton Benjamin walks down to the ring.
Match 4: ROH World Heavyweight Championship. Austin Aries (c) vs Jushin "Thunder" Liger vs Lance Storm vs HCW Hardcore Champion Chris Jericho(w/The Jericho & The Jericho 2000) vs Kenzo Suzuki(w/Hiroko Suzuki) vs Shelton Benjamin. All 6 competitors start going after eachother as this matchup gets underway. Aries hits a series of speed moves to take down Benjamin. Meanwhile Liger & Jericho are going at it & Storm & Suzuki are hitting eachother with technical style moves. Aries then tries to hit an arial attack but Benjamin instead powerbombs Aries to the mat. Liger then hits a wicked tornado DDT to Jericho. Storm then sends Suzuki flying out of the ring. Storm then flips over the ropes & onto Suzuki & now both Suzuki & Storm are down outside of the ring. Liger then goes springboard & hits Jericho with a hurricanrana. Benajmin then hits the Pay Dirt out of nowhere onto Aries. Liger then goes springboard again & this time hits a clothesline onto Benjamin. Jericho then comes back in the ring & hits Liger with a Enziguiri. Suzuki then recovers & attacks Jericho from behind. Suzuki then hits Jericho with a series of suplexs. Storm then recovers & hits Suzuki with a Superkick out of nowhere. Aries recovers & he & Storm are trading punches with Aries punches getting the advantage in this one. Aries then hits Storm with a wicked version of the Death Valley Driver onto the ring apron which sends Storm out of the ring. Liger recovers & teams up with Aries by hitting Benjamin with an Electric Chair/Sliced Bread #2 Combination. Aries & Liger then double team Jericho & hit him with a Ligerbomb/Sliced Bread #2 Combination. Suzuki then recovers & tries to attack Aries, but Liger kicks him right in the jaw. Liger & Aries then proceed to hit Suzuki with the Ligerbomb/Sliced Bread #2 Combination to take him down. Storm then recovers & tries to take on both Liger & Aries, but doesn't fare too well as the numbers game eventually catches up to Storm. Aries & Liger then double team Storm by hitting him with the Electric Chair/Diving Crossbody Combination to take him down & that leaves Aries & Liger as the only two men standing. Liger & Aries then trade kicks with eachother with Liger's kicks getting the advantage over Aries. Aries then ducks a superkick from Liger & tries to hit Liger with a Brainbuster, but Liger reverses it into an Inverted Neckbreaker. Liger then gets Aries up & then plants him down to the mat with the Liger Bomb.
1...2...3. Your winner & new ROH World Heavyweight Champion Jushin "Thunder" Liger.
Liger celebrates his title victory.
Aries then eventually gets up onto his feet & gets up in Liger's face before shaking his hand & celebrating with him.
We then go to the back where the lovely Eve Torres is standing by with Matt Hardy.
Eve Torres- Matt Hardy. Tonight you will go one on one with your brother Jeff in a Hardcore match. Your thoughts please?
Matt Hardy- Oh pretty lady. You see tonight Jeff, I will beat you within an inch of your happy little life & gain some happiness into my own life. I don't see what's so great about you. I mean really. All you are is a spot monkey who jumps off of ladders & shit. Sure it partly helped win me 7 World Tag Team Championships, but it made your career & your drug habits skyrocket through the god damn roof while me being all dependable, honest, respectful, nice & polite to these idiots & management has gotten my career down to shit. Jeff tonight I will bring out my extreme side & I will make your ass go 6 feet under. I am Matt Hardy & to all of you fans. I say FUCK YOU ALL & DIE MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!
Both Christian Cage & John Cena are in the ring as this match is about to start.
Match 5: Street Fight. John Cena vs "The Instant Classic" Christian Cage. John Cena & Christian Cage just go straight after eachother as this matchup gets underway. Cena gets the early advantage by hitting a series of brawling moves to take down Christian. Christian then comes back & uses a series of arial type moves to take Cena down. Christian then goes out of the ring & grabs some random weapons from under the ring & then proceeds to chunk them into the ring. Christian then goes back inside the ring & then grabs a kendo stick that he threw into the ring. Christian then proceeds to whack Cena in the back repeatedly with the Kendo Stick. Christian then puts the Kendo Stick around Cena's neck & chokes him with it. Christian then lets off & then cracks Cena in the skull one more time with the kendo stick. Christian then gets Cena up & tries to suplex him, but Cena hits him with a low blow & Christian goes down. Cena then goes to the outside of the ring & grabs a steel pipe from under the ring. Cena then goes back inside of the ring & hits Christian in the skull with the Steel Pipe & it causes Christian to get busted open. Cena then starts hitting Christian in the back repeatedly with the Steel Pipe. Cena then goes to the corner & grabs his Steel Chain & wraps it around his fist. Cena then starts hitting Christian in the skull repeatedly with the Steel Chain wrapped around his fist. Cena then wraps the Steel Chain around Christian's throat & proceeds to choke him with it. Cena then lets go of the hold & now grabs a steel chair & wraps Christian's arm in it. Cena then grabs the steel pipe & hits the Steel Chair that contains Christian's arm. Cena then takes the chair off of Christian's arm & decides to whack Christian's arm repeatedly with the Steel Chair. Cena then puts Christian's head on the Steel Chair & then grabs another Steel Chair & is looking to take a play out of Christian's moveset by thinking about the Con Chair To. NWA World Heavyweight Champion Edge then comes down to the ring & spears Cena out of nowhere & then puts Cena's head on the Steel Chair. Edge then grabs another Steel Chair & then hits Cena with the Con Chair To & puts Christian on top of Cena.
1...2...3. Your winner of the match "The Instant Classic" Christian Cage.
Edge then helps Christian up to his feet. Christian then has a confused look on his face as Edge then proceeds to leave the ring.
We then go to the back where Joey Styles is interviewing M.V.P.
Joey Styles- MVP. Tonight you have a chance to take back the United States Championship by facing Snoop Dogg. What are your thoughts going into the match?
MVP- You see that ***** Snoop Dogg didn't actually beat me in a true one on one match. He hit me twice with a steel chair & hit me with a neckbreaker after my match with Pac at Cyber Saturday. Well Snoop Dogg, Tonight you will face me one on one & I will beat your punk ass & reclaim my United States Cnampionship *****.
Both the Hardyz are already in the ring as this matchup is about to begin
Match 6: Hardcore Match. Matt Hardy vs "The Extreme Enigma" Jeff Hardy. The Hardyz start going after eachother as this matchup gets underway. Jeff uses his speed to take down his brother Matt. Matt comes back & hits a series of brawling style moves to take down his brother Jeff. Matt then goes outside of the ring & starts throwing some weapons into the ring. Matt then grabs a Steel Chair that he threw into the ring & starts hitting Jeff repeatedly with it. Matt then places Jeff's leg inside of the steel chair & then stomps on it to weaken Jeff" leg & make it harder for him to do his high flying tactics. Matt then takes the chair off of Jeff's leg & now he is locking Jeff in a Texas Cloverleaf. After minutes of fighting it, Jeff manages to use his free leg to kick Matt of of him. Jeff then manages to get up & manages to hit Matt with some right hands followed by a kick to the face. Jeff now hobbles over to a Steel Chair & now picks it up. Jeff then proceeds to hit Matt multiple times with the Steel Chair. Jeff then hobbles out of the ring & grabs 2 ladders from under the ring & puts both of them in the ring. Jeff then gets back inside the ring, grabs one of the ladders & starts beating Matt with it. Jeff then grabs a fire extinguisher & hits Matt over the head with it & Matt gets busted open in the process. Jeff then grabs a table & sets it up in the middle of the ring. Jeff then proceeds to climb up the ladder, but Matt also recovers & climbs the ladder as well. Both Matt & Jeff then start throwing punches at eachother on top of the ladder with Jeff getting the upperhand. Jeff then tries the Twist Of Fate off of the ladder but can't connect. Matt then hits Jeff with The Side Effect off of the ladder & through the table that was set up in the middle of the ring below. Matt then gets his battered body off the canvas & then gets Jeff up & hits him with the Twist Of Fate.
1...2...3. Your winner of the match Matt Hardy.
Matt Hardy then helps his brother to his feet & celebrates with him until he attacks him again & lays him out with a Twist Of Fate ontop of a steel chair.
Matt Hardy then celebrates his victory as we then go to the titantron hyping the HCW World Tag Team Championship tournament.
Stevie Ray then gets up from the announcers table & walks to the back to get ready for his match later on.
We then go to a short break.
Both teams are already in the ring as this match is about to get underway.
Match 7: HCW Tag Team Championships: Dr Dre & HCW X-Division Champion Eminem (c) vs Rey Mysterio & Evan Bourne. Eminem & Rey Mysterio shake hands as this matchup gets underway. Mysterio gets the early advantage by hitting Eminem with a series of speed moves to take him down. Eminem then comes back & hits a series of speed moves of his own to take down Mysterio. Eminem then gets Mysterio up & hits him with an arm drag. Eminem then tags in Dr Dre. Dr Dre then uses a series of power moves to take down Mysterio. Dr Dre then hits Mysterio with a series of elbow drops to keep the advantage in favor of his team. Dr Dre then gets Mysterio up & hits a Military Press Slam to take him down. Dr Dre then gets Mysterio up again & this time whips him over to his corner. Dr Dre & Eminem then proceed to work over Mysterio by using a combination of double team moves & tagging eachother in & out to keep eachother fresh. Dr Dre then tags Eminem back into the matchup. Eminem then switches to a technical style of offense by locking Mysterio in a sleeper hold. After minutes of fighting it, Mysterio uses his flexibility & hits Eminem with a hurricanrana & gets out of the sleeper hold & both men are now down in the ring. Mysterio manages to get onto his feet & just barely manages to tag Evan Bourne into the match. Bourne is on fire as he hits a series of fast paced moves to take down Eminem. Bourne then hits Dr Dre with a dropkick to knock him off of the ring apron. Bourne then hits a series of kicks to take down Eminem.Bourne then goes to the top ropes until suddenly The Mexican Mafia appear & knock Bourne off of the top rope & onto the mat. Mysterio & Eminem despite being opponents in this match, both decide to then work together & try to take out The Mexican Mafia.Meanwhile in the ring, Dr Dre gets Bourne up & hits him with The Aftermath(Powerbomb).
1...2...3. Your winners of the match & still HCW Tag Team Champions Dr Dre & Eminem.
Dr Dre then goes to attack The Mexican Mafia & are followed by Christian Cage, Rhino, CM Punk, LAX, Chavo Guerrero, Jay Lethal & Kofi Kingston. The Mexican Mafia then eventually run away as of course Dr Dre & Eminem are down in the middle of the ring.
We then take another break.
We then go back to the ring where both competitors for this match are already in the ring.
Match 8: HCW United States Championship: Snoop Dogg (c) vs MVP. Snoop Dogg & MVP lock up in the ring as this matchup gets underway. Snoop Dogg uses a series of brawling style moves to take down M.V.P. & gain the early advantage. M.V.P. then comes back & hits a series of brawling moves of his own to take down Snoop Dogg. M.V.P. then switches to a technical style of wrestling as he locks Snoop Dogg in an armbar submission hold. Snoop Dogg then gets out of the hold & hits M.V.P. with a headscissors. Snop Dogg then goes to a technical style of wrestling by locking M.V.P. in a chin lock. M.V.P. then gets out of the hold & hits Snoop Dogg with a Jawbreaker. M.V.P. then tries to go for the Drive-By kick early but Snoop Dogg catches on to it & ducks it & gets up & hits M.V.P. with a Russian Leg Sweep. Snoop Dogg then goes to the ropes & hits a Springboard Body Splash for a near fall. Snoop Dogg then delivers a series of kicks to M.V.P.'s back. Snoop Dogg then locks M.V.P. in an Indian Deathlock in the middle of the ring. After minutes of fighting it, M.V.P. gets out of the hold & eventually hits Snoop Dogg with a backbreaker & both men are now down in the ring. Both men eventually get on their feet & start throwing punches at eachother with Snoop Dogg's punches getting the upperhand. Snoop Dogg then immediately tries to hit M.V.P. with the Bosses Life(Neckbreaker) but M.V.P.ghets out of it & hits Snoop Dogg with a Northern Lights Suplex. M.V.P. then gets Snoop Dogg up & tries to hit him with the Playmaker but Snoop Dogg gets out of it & superkicks M.V.P. in the jaw. Snoop Dogg then proceeds to go to the top rope & hits MV.P. with Gin & Juice(Diving Leg Drop). Snoop Dogg then hits M.V.P. with the 213(Curb Stomp).
1...2...3. Your winner & still HCW United States Champion Snoop Dogg.
Snoop Dogg then proceeds to grab his championship & celebrates with the crowd.
We then go to another break.
We then go back to the ring where both teams are in the ring.
Match 9: Lumberjack tag team match: Harlem Heat vs Monster Nation. Booker T & The Zombie start the match off for their teams as this highly anticipated matchup gets underway. The Zombie gets the early advantage by hitting a series of power moves to take down Booker T. Booker T then comes back & hits a series of brawling style moves to take down The Zombie. Booker T then stomps on The Zombie for a bit & then tags in his tag team partner/brother Stevie Ray. Stevie Ray then uses a series of brawling moves of his own to take down The Zombie. Stevie Ray then gets The Zombie up & sends him outside of the ring where some of the Lmberjacks proceed to beat on him before sending him back into the ring. Stevie Ray then asks for 2 steel chairs which a Lumberjack does give him 2 steel chairs. Stevie Ray then tries to hit The Zomibe in the head with a steel chair, but The Zombie ducks it & hits Stevie Ray with a Chokeslam. The Zombie then sends Stevie Ray out of the ring with the Lumberjacks sending him back into the ring without attacking him. The Zombie then gets Stevie Ray onto his feet & sends him into his corner. The Monster Nation then work over Stevie Ray by using a combination of dirty tactics, basic double team moves & tagging eachother in & out to keep eachother fresh. The Zombie then tags in Johnny Christ. Christ then hits Stevie Ray with a series of brawling moves. Christ then switches to a technical style of wrestling by locking Stevie Ray in a headlock. The fans then give Stevie Ray the strength to get out of the hold & Stevie Ray then hits Christ with the STO & both men are now down in the ring. Stevie Ray then makes the hot tag to Booker T as Christ tags in The Zombie. Booker T then hits The Zombie with a series of clotheslines to shift the momentum into his teams favor. Booker T then tries to hit The Zombie with a Scissors Kick but The Zombie ducks it & hits Booker T with The Lariat for a near fall. The Zombie then tries to hit Booker T with The Brain Dead(Brainbuster) but Booker T gets out of it & hits The Zombie with a suplex. Booker T then does his signature knee drop & followes that up by doing the Spinarooni which gets the crowd on their feet. Booker T then gets The Zombie up to his feet & tries to hit him with The Bookend but The Zombie instead reverses it into The Brain Dead(Brainbuster).
1...2...3. Your winners of the match The Monster Nation.
The Zombie then grabs a Steel Chair & tries to hit Booker T in the head with it, but Johnny Christ prevents him from hitting him with the chair.
The Lumberjacks then help Booker T out of the ring & to the backstage area while Johnny Christ & The Zombie are arguing with eachother in the ring.
We then go to another break.
We then go back to the ring where Jeremy Borash announces the tenth match of the night.
Jeremy Borash- This match is set for 1 fall & it is for the HCW Heavyweight Championship Of The World. Introducing first the challenger from Greenwich, Connecticut he weighed in this morning at 260 pounds. This is "The Game" Triple H.
Time To Play The Game by Motorhead hits as the crowd is giving Triple H major heat while he does his long entrance.
Jeremy Borash- And introducing his opponent from Death Valley he weighed in this morning at 299 pounds. He is the HCW Heavyweight Champion Of The World this is The Undertaker.
Rest In Piece by Jim Johnston hits as The Undertaker walks slowly to the ring with the crowd giving him a standing ovation.
Match 10: HCW World Heavyweight Championship: The Undertaker vs Triple H. Undertaker & Triple H lock up in the middle of the ring as the matchup gets underway. Triple H uses the power game early as he gets the early advantage over Undertaker. Undertaker fights back as he uses his own power game to shift the match into his favor. Taker then starts landing some punches to Triple H to keep him down. Taker then hits the leg drop on Triple H. Taker tries the chokeslam but Triple H reverses it into a DDT & both men are now down in the ring. Both men get up & start throwing punches at eachother with Taker getting the advantage on Triple H. Taker whipes Triple H to the corner & hits him with 2 standing splashes then the snake eyes followed up by the big boot. Taker then hits Triple H with the Last Ride. Taker then signals for the Tombstone Piledriver. Triple H then attempts the Pedigree which is reversed into a back body drop by Taker. Taker then locks Triple H into the Hell's Gate. Triple H powers out of it & hits The Undertaker with the Spinebuster. Triple H then tries to go for the Pedigree, but The Undertaker reverses it into the Tombstone Piledriver.
1...2...3. Your winner of the match & still HCW Heavyweight Champion Of The World The Undertaker.
Taker does his signature celebration with his world title after a long & grueling match.
We then go to another break.
We then go back to the ring where both Joe & RVD are already in the ring.
Match 11: HCW Beatdown Championship: Rob Van Dam vs Samoa Joe. RVD & Samoa Joe lock up to start the match. RVD uses his flexibility skills to take the advantage on Samoa Joe. RVD attempts the Rolling Thunder but Samoa Joe puts his knees up. Samoa Joe then starts using his power to take advantage on RVD. Samoa Joe then gets RVD up & hits him with a devastating powerslam. Samoa Joe is clearly dominating RVD as he hits him with a running splash. Samoa Joe tries to put the Coquina Clutch but RVD reverses it into a snapmare. RVD then attempts the Rolling Thunder again & hits it successfully. RVD whips Samoa Joe into the ropes & attempts the Monkey Flip but Samoa Joe reverses it into the Muscle Buster.
1...2...3. Your winner of the match "The Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe.
Samoa Joe then attacks RVD after the match & delivers 2 Muscle Busters to him.
We then go to the final break of the show.
We then go back to the ring where both Angle & Edge are already in the ring.
Main Event Match: NWA World Heavyweight Championship. "The Rated R Superstar" Edge vs HCW World Danger Champion Kurt Angle. Edge & Angle lock up in the middle of the ring as the match gets underway. Angle gets the early advantage by using a mat based wrestling style to take down Edge. Edge then turns the match into his favor by uisng dirty tactics & a technical wrestling style of his own to take down Angle. Edge then starts kicking Angle's back & taunting the crowd. Edge then locks Angle in the Edgecator. Angle eventually gets the ropes & the ref counts to 4 before Edge breaks the hold. Edge then tries to hit a suplex but Angle reverses it into a northern lights suplex. Angle then pulls down the straps & tries the Angle Slam but Edge reverses it & hits Angle with The Edge O Matic. Edge then goes for the spear but Angle trips him & applies the Ankle Lock. Edge eventually rolls Angle up for a pin & uses the ropes for leverage but the referee catches him. Edge then hits Angle with the low blow & hits him with the Edgecution. Angle gets up & Edge hits him with the Spear followed by Edge pinning him with Edge using the ropes for leverage.
[1...2...3. Your winner of the match & still NWA World Heavyweight Champion Edge.
Edge celebrates his victory on the ramp as Angle is pissed off in the ring as HCW Starstruck comes to a close
Fireworks go off as Jim Ross & Jerry "The King" Lawler welcome us to Danger live from the American Airlines Arena in Miami, Florida.
Hail Mary by 2Pac hits as "Da Xtreme Gangsta" James Baker comes down to the ring to explain his actions & the crowd is split down the middle on their reaction.
James Baker- Yo ever since what I did to the fucking McMahon children. I have had people come up to me & ask me. Why James, why? Well luckily for all of you i'm about to tell you why. You see it wasn't the McMahon's who came up with the concept of HCW. No I did it. All of this was my idea. I had envisioned mixing pro athletes & celebrities with professional wrestlers & although it is a huge risk, so far it has payed dividens. You see little did I know that I would be ousted as the main mother fucker in charge of this bitch once HCW got off the ground. Don't get it twisted people. I am happy that I am the owner of WCWF, but HCW was my brainchild, my creation & those damn McMahons took it away from me. They kept meddling into my shit & when they interfered in my match against Orton, right then & there I knew that was the final straw. I ain't in no way shape of form aligned with Orton, but he shares the same opinions about the McMahon family like I do. Randy Orton. Would you please come out here. I got a proposition for you.
Voices by Rev Theory hits as Randy Orton comes down to the ring in street clothes with a microphone in hand.
James Baker- Now Orton. I called you out here cause I have a proposition for you involving our next pay per view Redemption.
Randy Orton- Okay James. What exactly is the proposition?
James Baker- Well since our Down In The Depths Of Hell Match was totally fucked with. I decided that we should compete in an I Quit match to end this feud once & for all.
Randy Orton- Is there an alternative to all this.
James Baker- Well since you put it that way. I could fire your ignorant ass on the spot or we could join forces & rule HCW, but fuck it this is my company now & i'm in charge of this bitch & what I say goes & if you don't like it, well then FUCK OFF. So Orton we will settle this feud at Redemption in an I Quit match.
James Baker then leaves the ring & gives the fans high fives while going up the ramp. Randy Orton is pissed off in the ring.
Cameras then go to the back where Joey Styles is interviewing John Cena.
Joey Styles- John Cena. Last night you lost the street fight against Christian Cage. What is the next goal for you?
John Cena- Gimme the mic loser. You see I want a rematch with Christian Cage at Redemption so I can end this rivalry with him & get him the fuck out of my life once & for all. Also, Edge. You wanna interfere in my match. Well how about I interfere in your match & beat your ass infront of all these punk ass fans. You see tonight I get the opportunity to become a world champion for the 6th time as I will defeat the japanese midget known as Jushin Liger & win the ROH World Heavyweight Championship.
We then go back to the ring where Lillian Garcia announces the first match of the night.
Lillian Garcia- The following tag team contest is a first round matchup for the HCW World Tag Team Championship tournament. Introducing team number 1 first from Chicago, Illinois at a combined weight of 455 pounds CM Punk & Colt Cabana they are The Second City Saints.
This Fire Burns by Killswitch Engage hits as the fans are clearly behing CM Punk & Colt Cabana as they walk down to the ring.
Lillian Garcia- Introducing their opponents ata combined weight of 808 pounds The Big Show & Kane.
A mashed up version of This Fire Burns & Crank It Up hits as The Big Show & Kane slowly walk down to the ring.
Match 1: 1st Round Matchup in the HCW World Tag Team Championship Tournament: The Second City Saints vs The Big Show & Kane. CM Punk & Kane start the match off for their teams as this matchup gets underway. Punk uses his speed to take down Kane & gain the early advantage. Kane then comes back & uses his power game to take advantage over Punk. Kane then hits some more power moves on Punk to keep the advantage for his team. Kane then tags in The Big Show into the match. The Big Show then picks Punk up & starts to throw him around like a rag doll. The Big Show then easily throws Punk into the corner. The Big Show then delivers a series of frying pan like chops to Punk's chest. The Big Show & Kane then both decide to work over Punk by using a combination of powerful double team moves & tagging eachother in & out to keep eachother fresh. The Big Show then tags Kane back into the match. Kane then keeps the advantage for his team by hitting Punk with a series of power moves to kepp him down on the mat. Kanethen gets Punk up & tries to hit him with a Tombstone Piledriver but Punk counters it into a headscissors & both men are now down in the ring. Punk & Kane then get on their feet as Kane throws punches at Punk & Punk throws kicks at Kane with Punk's kicks getting the upperhand here. Punk then makes the tag to Colt Cabana. Cabana then hits a series of clotheslines which finally takes the bigger Kane off of his feet. Cabana then hits a running splash to Kane & now The Second City Saints are in control of the match. Meanwhile outside of the ring, CM Punk finds a cold pepsi can, pops it open & takes a drink. Punk then gets in the ring & spits his Pepsi in the Big Show's face & follows that up by kicking him off of the ring apron & onto the floor below. Punk then goes to the top ropes as Cabana gets up & manages to get Kane onto his shoulders. Punk then comes flying off the top ropes as he & Cabana execute the Doomsday Dropkick on Kane. Cabana then locks Kane in the Chicago Crab while Punk locks Kane in the Crossface at the same time. Kane taps out.
Your winners of the match by submission The Second City Saints.
CM Punk & Colt Cabana go up the ramp & celebrate as Kane & Big Show are in the ring arguing with eachother.
We then go to Joey Styles who is outside of John Morrison's locker room as he stands by with of course John Morrison & the HCW Womens Champion Melina.
Joey Styles- John Morrison. Your team is in the HCW World Tag Team Championship tournament as you & The Miz will face off against the IWC's Typhoon which consists of BxB Hulk & Cyber Kong. Now rumor has it that you & Melina have recently gotten back together. Is there any truth to all of this?
John Morrison- Who the hell keeps up with what the fuck I do in my personal life? I'm gonna tell all my fans & all the damn gossip people the truth. Yes I am with Melina & I am damn proud of it. Now that we have gotten that issue cleared up. Me & The Miz are facing some oriental team that well comes from the other promotion. Well guess what buddy. We are in America & you will be facing a team that consists of The Shaman Of Sexy & The Chick Magnet & we have won actual tag team championship unlike you & we will become the HCW World Tag Team Champions once we are done with this tournament.
John Morrison & Melina then go inside of the locker room area & close the door
We then go back to the ring where Lillian Garcia announces the second match of the night.
Lillian Garcia- The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing to the ring from Long Beach, Calfornia he is the HCW United States Champion Snoop Dogg.
Ain't Nuthin But A G Thang by Snoop Dogg & Dr Dre hits as Snoop Dogg goes down to the ring.
Lillian Garcia- And introducing his opponent from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania weighing in at 242 pounds "The King Of Old School" Steve Corino.
Come With Me by P.Diddy & Jimmy Page hits as Steve Corino comes down to the ring to massive heel heat.
Match 2: HCW United States Champion Snoop Dogg vs "The King Of Old School" Steve Corino. Snoop Dogg & Steve Corino lock up in the middle of the ring as this matchup gets underway. Snoop Dogg uses a series of fast paced moves to gain the early advantage over Corino. Corino comes back & hits a series of brawling moves to take down Snoop Dogg & gain the advantage. Corino then stomps on Snoop Dogg's legs. Corino then locks Snoop Dogg in a leg lock. Snoop Dogg then uses his free leg to get out of the hold. Snoop Dogg then hits a series of kicks on Corino to take him down. Snoop Dogg then goes to the ropes & tries to hit a Springboard Elbow Drop, but Corino saw it coming & moves out of the way which results in Snoop Dogg crashing hard onto the mat. Corino then switches to a technical style of wrestling by locking Snoop Dogg in an indian death lock. After a while of fighting the move, Snoop Dogg gets the ropes which forces Corino to break the hold. Snoop Dogg eventually gets up & starts throwing a series of punches & follows it up by hitting Corino with a Superkick to shift the match into his favor. Snoop Dogg then goes to the top rope & tries to hit Gin & Juice(Diving Leg Drop), but Corino moves out of the way. Corino then tries to hit the Old School Kick, but Snoop Dogg ducks out of it. Snoop Dogg then tries to hit Corino with the Bosses Life(Neckbreaker), but Corino hits a low blow & follows that up by hitting the Old School Bomb on Snoop Dogg.
1...2...3. Your winner of the match "The King Of Old School" Steve Corino.
Steve Corino then picks up the HCW United States Championship & raises it up in the air as if he is gonna be the next champion.
We then go to the back where the lovely Eve Torres is standing by with Rey Mysterio & Evan Bourne.
Eve Torres- Rey Mysterio & Evan Bourne. Last week on Beatdown you faced the team of Rey Mysterio Sr & El Hijo de Rey Misterio & lost due to interference by Konnan & also you lost an HCW Tag Team Championship match against Dr Dre & Eminem due to interference by Konnan & The Mexican Mafia. Now tonight you will get another fair stake at Dr Dre & Eminem, but the HCW Tag Team Championships aren't on the line, but if you do beat them tonight then you will be one step closer to becoming the number contenders for the HCW World Tag Team Championship. What are your thoughts on all of this?
Rey Mysterio- I will take this one. You see me & Konnan have been friends since I got started in professional wrestling down in Mexico, but i'm not sure what is up with him & what makes matters worse is that my uncle & my cousin are both in The Mexican Mafia with him. Well Konnan you have screwed me & Evan twice now in tag team matches. Well guess what. I gotta crew of my own to back me up. Guys come on in here.
Latino wrestlers LAX, The Colon's, Jorge Estrada, Sonny Siaki, Chavo Guerrero, Hector Guerrero, Vanessa Sanchez & Juventud Guerrera all come in the room & stand behind Rey Mysterio & Evan Bourne.
Rey Mysterio- You see this is my crew that watches mine & Evan's back. We are all known as The Latino Nation. Now granted Evan is the only one in the group that's not Latino, but I don't discriminate against any race as all races whether it's Asian, Chinese, African American, Korean, Native Americans, it don't matter. Anybody can join The Latino Nation. Wait I think Homicide has something to say.
Homicide- Konnan. You brought me & Hernandez to TNA to help you destroy your enemies & take the Tag Team Division there by storm, but like the pussy that you are, you bailed on us, but don't worry. We have done fine without your fat sorry ass. Be prepared for when Big Hernandez takes your fat ass & throws you in the Gulf Of Mexico.
We then go back to the ring where Lillian Garcia announces the third match of the night.
Lillian Garcia- The following tag team contest is a first round matchup of the HCW World Tag Team Championship Tournament. Introducing first they are the HCW Tag Team Champions Dr Dre & HCW X-Division Champion Eminem.
Guilty Conscience hits as Dr Dre & Eminem go down to the ring.
Lillian Garcia- Introducing their opponents representing The Latino Nation at a combined weight of 358 pounds Rey Mysterio & Evan Bourne together they are Air 619.
The beginning of Evan Bourne's theme song followed by Booyaka 619 by P.O.D. hits as Rey Mysterio & Evan Bourne go down to the ring.
Match 3: Round 1 in the HCW World Tag Team Championship Tournament: HCW Tag Team Champions Dr Dre & Eminem vs Air 619. Eminem & Evan Bourne start the match off for their teams as this first round tag team matchup gets underway. Bourne gets the early advantage by hitting Eminem with a series of speed moves. Eminem then comes back & hits Bourne with a series of speed moves of his own to take him down & get the matchup into his favor. Eminem & Bourne are up on their feet & trade kicks with eachother with Eminem's kicks getting the advantage. Eminem then makes the tag to Dr Dre. Dr Dre then uses a series of power moves to take the advantage over Bourne. Dr Dre then hits Bourne with a powerslam as his team is clearly in control. Dr Dre then whips Bourne into his corner. Dr Dre & Eminem then work over Bourne by using a combination of double team moves & tagging eachother in & out to keep eachother fresh. Dr Dre then tags Eminem back into the match. Eminem then hits Bourne with the Tornado DDT. Eminem then goes to a technical style of wrestling by locking Bourne in a sleeper hold. After minutes of fighting it, Bourne gets out of the hold by hitting Eminem with a jawbreaker & both men are now down in the ring. Both Eminem & Bourne eventually get on their feet & start throwing punches at eachother with Bourne's punches getting the upperhand. Bourne then makes the tag to Rey Mysterio. Mysterio is on fire as he hits a series of fast paced moves to take Eminem down. Mysterio then springs off the ropes & hits Dr Dre with the Triangle Dropkick & Mysterio's team now has the advantage. Mysterio then drop kicks Eminem's back as he gets up & sends him to the ropes. Mysterio then hits Eminem with the 619. Mysterio then tries to hit The Seating Senton, but Konnan comes from out of nowhere & cracks Mysterio in the back with a Steel Chair whick sends Mysterio down to the mat. Eminem questions why Konnan is interfering in his match before leveling Mysterio with The Relapse(Jumping DDT).
1...2...3. Your winners of the match HCW Tag Team Champions Dr Dre & Eminem.
Suddenly Mexican Mafia members Psicosis, Apollo & El Mesias attack Dr Dre, Eminem & Evan Bourne for a while til Snoop Dogg makes the save. Snoop Dogg gets the upperhand til Mexican Mafia members Super Crazy, Dan Maff Rey Mysterio Sr, El Hijo de Rey Misterio, Damien 666, Halloween, Chavo Guerrero Sr & Shelly Martinez come out & now it's a 8 on 1 attack on Snoop Dogg until Latino Nation members LAX, The Colons, Jorge Estrada, Juventud Guerrera, Sonny Siaki & Vanessa Sanchez come out & The Mexican Mafia all run off through the crowd as the Faces are all fired up.
We then go to the back where NWA World Heavyweight Champion Edge is getting ready for his match until his former tag team partner Christian Cage comes up.
Edge- Hey Christian. What's up?
Christian Cage- Well i'm still trying to figure out why did you help me out in my match against John Cena at Starstruck?
Edge- Look bro. I have been thinking about it long & hard & I think that we should reform our alliance that we had.
Christian Cage- Are you sure that you want this to happen?
Edge- Yes I am positive about this. Now I know that we haven't always seen eye to eye & yes you did turn on me years ago & we have faced off against eachother here in HCW like 2 or 3 times, but I believe firmly that Cena & Angle are an alliance & I hope that you have my back later tonight just like I had your back at Starstruck.
Christian Cage- Edge, I'll think about it.
Edge- I hope your out there tonight.
Christian Cage- Like I said before. I will think about it.
We then go back to the ring where Lillian Garcia announces the fourth match of the night.
Lillian Garcia- The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall & it is for the ROH World Heavyweight Championship. Introducing to the ring from Japan weighing in at 210 pounds he is the NEW ROH World Heavyweight Champion the legendary Jushin "Thunder" Liger.
A Japanese Theme Song hits as Jushin Liger carries his title on his shoulder while walking down to the ring with the crowd going nuts for him.
Lillian Garcia- And introducing the challenger from West Newberry, Massachussets weighing in at 248 pounds John Cena.
Basic Thuganomics by John Cena hits as the crowd is giving John Cena massive heat while he walks down to the ring.
Match 4: ROH World Heavyweight Championship: Jushin "Thunder" Liger (c) vs John Cena. Jushin Liger & John Cena immediately go after eachother as this matchup gets underway. Cena gains the upper hand early by hitting a series of power moves to take down Liger. Liger then comes back & uses his speed to take down Cena & shift the matchup into his favor. Liger then goes to the ropes & tries to hit a Springboard Clothesline, but Cena catches him & sneds Liger crashing down to the mat with a powerbomb. Cena then stomps repeatedly on Liger's leg. Cena then drags Liger to the center of the ring & proceeds to lock him in a leg lock. After minutes of fighting the move, Liger just manages to get to the ropes which forces Cena to break the hold. Cena then stomps on Liger's leg again, pulls him to the middle of the ring & locks him in another leg lock. After minutes of fighting the move, Liger uses his free leg to kick Cena off of him. Liger then manages to rock Cena with a series of kicks despite practically being on 1 good leg. Liger then manages to go to the ropes & barely hits Cena with the Springboard Clothesline to shift the matchup into his favor. Liger then gets Cena up & attempts to hit him with the Liger Bomb, but Cena reverses it into the FU. Edge then comes out from nowhere & spears Cena to the mat & puts Liger ontop of him.
1...2...3. Your winner of the match & still ROH World Heavyweight Champion Jushin "Thunder" Liger.
Christian Cage then continues to attack Cena til a bunch of security guards pull him off of him & drag him to the back.
We then go to a video highlight of all the matches from HCW Starstruck.
We then go back to the ring where Bret Hart & 3 members of The New Hart Foundation are in the ring.
Bret Hart- You see at Starstruck I got a little taste of revenge when I made Shawn Michaels tap out in the middle of that ring. You see I am out here with The New Hart Foundation & I will be their leader & guide them to greatness just like guys like me, Davey Boy Smith, Jim Neidhart & my baby brother Owen all had success inside the ring. Now right now I got Harry Smith & T.J. Wilson in the back trying to prove themselves to me & somehow get into the HCW World Tag Team Championship Tournament. Now guys the reason why I walked off at Starstruck after our match was cause I didn't feel like there was a team effort & unfortunately I had to carry the match. You see all of you graduated my fathers Hart Family Dungeon & you guys should be showcasing the skills that you learned inside the Dungeon instead of just pissy poor ass standard skills that Vince McMahon & his crew of jackasses would make you wrestle & tell you to forget about the skills that brought you to the dance.
Hail Mary by 2Pac hits as "Da Xtreme Gangsta" James Baker comes on up the ramp.
James Baker- Bret. I agree with you 100% on what you just said about wrestling skills. You see at Starstruck, The McMahon family children fell in a flaming fire down in the Depths Of Hell & thanks to that very result, HCW is officially MINE & from now on, all wrestling style are now gonna be presented as there will be no restricitions what so ever on this product. It's like this, If Christian Cage wants to do a 30 foot frog splash then he is more than welcome to try it or if Jeff Hardy wants to hit somebody with The Swanton Bomb all the way off of the roof of this arena then by all means do it & if I choose to execute the All Eyez On Me on somebody into the electrical pit then I will damn sure do it. It don't make a bit of a damn difference to me on how extreme this show is gonna get cause unlike Vince McMahon & his family, I will cater to these bloodthirsty son of a fucking bitches that wanna seeblood & extreme matches that includes a variety of extreme spots. You see we are the up in your face promotion & we don't need no fucking scripts to get our points across. No instead we do it by the action in the ring & a little something I call attitude. To all the people out there watching on their big screen tv's. Don't adjust your tv's & for god's sake do not change that mother fucking channel.
Sexy Boy by Shawn Michaels hits as Shawn Michaels joins James Baker on the ramp. Them two shake hands as Shawn is about to speak on the microphone.
Shawn Michaels- James you use way too much vulgor language. It makes you seem like a very angry & bitter man. Anyways since tonight is apparantly a celebration of The McMahons finally not having any control over this company. I figured out of the goodness & kindness of my heart, let's take a look at some of the most embarrasing moments of the McMahon family. We first start off with the embarrasing moments of Stephanie McMahon.
Everybody is now in the ring as the videos are about to play.
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Shawn Michaels- Now let's have a look at some Shane O'Mac moments in time & there is a parady of the McMahon family in there as well.
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Shawn Michaels- Now you see this public service message was brought to you by your friends from D-Generation X & who would love to remind each & everyone of you that if your not down with that well then we've got two words for you.
Crowd- SUCK IT!!!!
Time To Play The Game by Motorhead hits as Triple H comes out onto the stage.
Triple H- Whoa whoa whoa hold on there Shawn just hold on there. Now you know that I carried that McMahon parady segment cause i'm a natural at being funny & the only time we do the Suck It phrase is when we are together.
Bret Hart- You ain't funny. As a matter of fact DX sucks dick.
Crowd then goes 50/50 on what Bret just said.
Shawn Michaels then delivers Sweet Chin Music to Bret Hart out of nowhere.
Shawn Michaels- Don't you ever diss the D-Generation X name.
The New Hart Foundation then try to attack but Shawn Michaels & James Baker fend them off & send them packing outside of the ring.
Shawn Michaels then does a series of crotch chops as he & James Baker stand tall while Triple H looks on with a huge smile on his face.
We then go to the titantron where the HCW World Tag Team Championship tournament is being hyped with all 3 brands & teams from the IWC all compete in this tournament for a shot at the HCW World Tag Team Championship.
We then go back to the ring where Lillian Garcia announces the fifth match of the night.
Lillian Garcia- The following tag team contest is a first round matchup in the HCW World Tag Team Championship Tournament & it is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing team number 1 at a combined weight of 471 pounds Santino Marella & William Regal together they are The All-American Europeans.
Gladiators by Jim Johnston hits as William Regal is walking to the ring focused on the task at hand while Santino Marella is pimpin the ladies.
Lillian Garcia- And introducing their opponents representing the IWC from Japan at a combined weight of 391 pounds CIMA & Shingo together they are WORLD-1.
A random Japanese song hits as WORLD-1 comes down to the ring.
Match 5: Round 1 in HCW World Tag Team Championship Tournament: The All-American Europeans vs WORLD-1. Santino Marella & CIMA start the match off for their teams as this first round matchup gets underway. CIMA gains the early advantage by hitting Santino with a series of speed moves. Santino then comes back by using an MMA style of offense to take CIMA down to the mat. Santino then goes to a technical style of offense by locking CIMA in a front headlock. Santino then makes the easy tag to William Regal. Regal then continues his teams momentum by using a European style of wrestling to take down CIMA. Regal then starts beating the shit out of CIMA by hitting him with nemerous hard blows to the face & abdominal area. CIMA is now busted open after Regal hits him with the running knee strike. Regal then gets CIMA up & forcefully whips him hard into his teams corner. Regal & Santino then start to work over CIMA by using a combination of dirty tactics, double team moves & tagging eachother in & out to keep eachother fresh. Regal then tags Santino back into the match. Santino then picks CIMA up & hits an MMA type of slam onto CIMA sending him down to the mat below. Santino then locks in a rear naked choke on CIMA. After minutes of fighting it, CIMA just manages to get out of the move & hits a roundhouse kick on Santino & both men are now down in the ring. CIMA just manages to move his battered body into his corner & makes the tag to Shingo. Shingo is like a house of fire as he is hitting a bunch of fast paced moves to take down Santino & shift the matchup into his teams favor. Shingo then goes to the top rope & then hits Santino with a Diving Hurricanrana that sends him down to the mat. Shingo then gets Santino up & tries to hit him with the Made In Japan(Pumphandle half-nelson driver), but Santino reverses it into a Double Arm DDT. Santino then locks Shingo into a Triangle Choke. After minutes of fighting it, Shingo has no choice but to tap out.
Your winners by submission The All-American Europeans.
William Regal & Santino Marella then proceed to attack WORLD-1 until The Monster Nation come out & run them off.
We then go to the back where New Hart Foundation Members T.J. Wilson & Harry Smith are attacking The Colons with steel chairs & busting them open in the process.
T.J. Wilson- You see you two don't deserve to even be in this tag team tournament cause you're not anything special in this business. Myself & Harry come from a great wrestling pedigree as we were trained in the legendary Hart Family Dugeon & we are simply better than you. Hey look at me while i'm talking to you. Harry hit these 2 jackoffs with the steel chair.
Harry Smith then grabs the steel chair & hits both Carlito & Primo in the skull with it.
T.J. Wilson- Don't bother competing your matchup against Aries & Liger cause guess what. We just took your spot. Let's get the hell up on out of here before anybody shows up.
T.J. Wilson & Harry Smith then run off towards the parking lot.
We then go to the titantron where we show a video package of the entire Angle/Edge feud that dates all the way back to the 2001 King Of The Ring Tournament.
We then go back to the ring where Lillian Garcia announces the main event matchup of the night.
Lillian Garcia- The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall & it is for the HCW World Danger Championship. Introducing to the ring first from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania weighing in at 230 pounds. He is the only Olympic Gold Medalist in Professional Wrestling History & the HCW World Danger Champion Kurt Angle
Gold Metal by Tha Trademarc & Dale Oliver hits as Kurt Angle goes down to the ring to a great reception from the audience.
Lillian Garcia- And introducing the challenger from Toronto Ontario, Canada weighing in at 250 pounds he is the NWA World Heavyweight Champion & "The Rated R Superstar" Edge.
Metallingus by Alterbridge hits as Edge does his Rockstar like entrance to a massive reception from the crowd.
Main Event Match: HCW World Danger Championship: Kurt Angle (c) vs NWA World Heavyweight Champion Edge. Kurt Angle & Edge lock up in the middle of the ring as this highly anticipated matchup gets underway. Angle gains the early advantage by utilizing a technical style of wrestling to take Edge down. Edge then comes back & uses a series of brawling style moves to take down Angle & shift the matchup into his favor. Edge then kicks Angle in the ribs & starts taunting him with the crowd giving a mixed reaction to that. Edge then works over Angle's back by locking him in a half legged Boston Crab. Angle manages to get the ropes, but the submission move did some ultimate damage to him. Edge then gets Angle up & hits him with a low blow. Edge then locks the Edgecator on Angle to do more damage to his back. Angle then uses his arms to get out of the move by grabbing Edge's leg & making him trip. Angle then manages to get up & starts stomping on Edge's legs. Angle then pulls down the straps on his attire as he is anticipating either the Angle Slam or the Ankle Lock. Angle then gets Edge up & hits him with the Belly To Belly suplex. Just as Edge gets up, Angle attempts the Angle Slam, but Edge counters it into an arm drag & both men are now down in the middle of the ring. Both men then get up on their feet & start throwing puches at eachother with Angle's punches getting the better of Edge. Angle then somehow manages to hit Edge with the Angle Slam, but shockingly manages to get a near fall. Angle is clearly losing it & he goes to the outside of the ring & grabs a steel chair. The ref then catches Angle with the chair as now he & the ref are bitching at eachother. While Angle & the ref are arguing with eachother. John Cena comes down to the ring with a steel chair & blasts Edge in the skull with the chair. Angle then immediately notices Edge down & goes for the pin.
1...2...3. Your winner of the match & still HCW World Danger Champion Kurt Angle.
Angle then grabs the steel chair that the ref took from him & along with Cena, both of them start whacking Edge repeatedly with the chair with the crowd booing both of them.
Cena & Angle then shake hands with eachother as they signal for the Con Chair To.
Just as they are about to hit Edge with the Con Chair To, Christian Cage comes down to the ring & starts clearing Angle & Cena from the ring as he makes the save for his old tag team partner Edge.
This weeks edition of Danger comes to a close as Christian Cage checks on the condition of Edge as Angle has turned heel & Edge has turned face as a result of the beatdown.
Fireworks go off as Mike Tenay & Stevie Ray(Booker T's brother) welcome us to Beatdown live from the American Airlines Arena in Miami, Florida.
We then go to the ring where Konnan & all members of the Mexican Mafia are standing behind him in the ring as Konnan ahs a microphone in hand.
Konnan- Rey Rey. Now I hope that you are getting my message as at Starstruck & at Danger, The Mexican Mafia & I have interfered in your matches on purpose just so you can join up with me & get rid of all these parasites that do nothing for HCW like the Kevin Nash's or the Triple H's of the world. Now it looks like you got some backup, but know this. without my guidence LAX wouldn't be as great of a team as they are today if I hadn't taken them under my wing.
Hardcore by Filthee hits as both Homicide & Hernandez go onto the ramp to address the situation.
Homicide- Konnan. Since when did you claim that you made us. All you did was bring me to TNA & Hernandez back to TNA. I've had a great career before I ever aligned with you as I am a former ROH World Heavyweight Champion & I was the leader of The Rottweilers. I think you're just fucking loco & what's worse is that you have a **** in Shelly Martinez as your valet. We were smart enough to let her go. Hell I think she might have gave Hernandez VD or genital warts or some fucked up sexually transmitted diseases.
Shelly Martinez then gets pissed off & throws a temper tantrum in the ring.
Hernandez- Homicide. I don't have VD or any of that sexually transmitted diseases shit. I don't remember fucking Shelly. Maybe she did me in my sleep or something. Fuck it was so bad that I don't even remember what the fuck happened that night to be honest with you.
Homicide- You see there ladies & gentlemen. That proves that Shelly Martinez is a **** & will fuck anyone, anytime & anywhere even when that person is either sleeping or just plain fucked up on something in general.
Konnan- Shut up gringos. Homicide, Hernandez. I'm gonna get your asses beaten so bad that it will be worse than the beating Juventud received at the hands of me. How about you two face off against ummm Apollo & Dan Maff tonight.
Hail Mary by 2Pac hits as "Da Xtreme Gangsta" James Baker comes out to the ramp.
James Baker- Konnan. Sorry but the match will not take place tonight due to there already being enough matches on this card as it is, but since I can pretty much whatever the fuck I damn well please cause I do now own HCW. LAX will face off against Apollo & Dan Maff on Pistol Pistol. Now are all of you okay with that.
Everyone shakes their head in agreement.
James Baker- Good. Now let's get on with the show already.
Everyone leaves the ring as we go to the back where Eve Torres is with the New Hart Foundation & Bret Hart.
Eve Torres- T.J. Wilson & Harry Smith. After you two attacked The Colons on Danger. HCW Owner James Baker has decided to name you two as the replacements of this match as you two will now be facing off against Austin Aries & ROH World Heavyweight Champion Jushin "Thunder" Liger.
T.J. Wilson- You see we are arguably the best overall team in this god damn tag team tournament. Hell we should automatically be number 1 contenders already but.
Bret Hart grabs the microphone away from T.J. Wilson
Bret Hart- But what Theodore. You guys don't deserve to get a god damn thing handed to you on a silver fucking platter. That ain't how my family's legacy has been or ever will be. The Original Hart Foundation earned their places in the history books & our fans that sell out these arenas week after week after week all remember the hard work that we put in night after night just so we can make a living in this business & earn those opportunities. You two will go out there & beat the holy hell out of Liger & Aries & you will do it by actually competing in the match & not being a bunch of fucking *****es about it. Now go get ready of your match & don't disappoint me out there got it.
T.J. Wilson- Got it sir.
Harry Smith- Got it uncle Bret sir.
Bret Hart- Good now get your asses out of here then & make me proud.
We then go back to the ring where Tony Chimmel announces the first matchup of the night.
Tony Chimmel- The following tag team contest is scheduled for 1 fall & it is a first round matchup of the HCW World Tag Team Championship Tournament. Introducing to the ring first at a combined weight of 525 pounds Deuce & Manu.
I'm All About Cool by Jim Johnston hits as Deuce & Manu walk down to the ring.
Tony Chimmel- And introducing their opponents representing the IWC at a combined weight of 551 pounds They are the ECW Champion The Zombie & the CWW World Heavyweight Champion Johnny Christ together they are The Monster Nation.
Zombie's music hits as he & Johnny Christ walk down to the ring with The Zombie carrying a spiked out baseball bat.
Match 1: Round 1 in the HCW World Tag Team Championship Tournament: Deuce & Manu vs The Monster Nation.
Deuce & The Zombie start the match off for their teams as this tag team matchup gets underway. Deuce gains the early advantage in the match by hitting a series of brawling moves on The Zombie. The Zombie then comes back & uses his power game to gain the advantage over Deuce. The Zombie then makes the tag to his partner Johnny Christ. Christ & Deuce then do a test of strength which proves that Christ has the strength advantage. Christ then displays his strength advantage by locking Deuce in a Bearhug. After minutes of fighting the move, Deuce shows great awareness by reversing the Bearhug into a DDT. Deuce then makes the tag to Manu. Manu then uses his size to shift the matchup into his favor by hitting a series of power moves to take down Christ. Manu then gets Christ up & hits him with a crushing Samoan Drop. Manu then gets Christ up & whips him into his & Deuce's corner. Deuce & Manu then start to work over Christ by using a combination of dirty tactics, double team moves & tagging eachother in & out to keep eachother fresh. Manu then tags Deuce back into the match. Deuce then starts kicking Christ's back & then taunts the crowd. Deuce then switches his style up a bit as he goes to a technical style of wrestling by locking Christ in a body scissors. Christ eventually gets out of it & hits Deuce with the Lariat Clothesline & both men are now down in the ring. Christ gets up & makes the hot tag to The Zombie. The Zombie gets on a role as he hits a series of clotheslines to take down Deuce & shift the matchup back into his teams favor. The Zombie then knocks Manu off of the ring apron for the hell of it. The Zombie then hits a series of power moves to take down Deuce & the crowd is on their feet for The Zombie. The Zombie then tries to hit his signature Lariat, but Deuce ducks it & hits a right handed punch to take down The Zombie. Manu then comes in the ring & tries to hit The Zombie with a body splash, but Christ comes in & hits a big boot on Manu. Christ then gets Manu up & hits him with the SKC(RKO). Deuce then hits Christ with a jumping kick to send him out of the ring. The Zomibe then gets up & hits Deuce with the Lariat. The Zombie then gets Deuce up & successfully hits him with the Brain Dead(Brainbuster). The Zombie then proceeds to make the cover on Deuce.
1...2...3. Your winners of the match The Monster Nation.
The Zombie then grabs his spiked out baseball bat & tries to hit Deuce with it, but once again Johnny Christ stops him from doing any more further damage to Deuce. The Zombie then thinks about using the spiked out bat to take out his own partner, but instead he takes the bat & his ECW Title & walks to the back with both Christ & the crowd confused as to what has just transpired.
We then go to a video package of the highlights on what happened at Starstruck.
We then go back to the ring where Ted DiBiase Jr & his brothers Mike & Brett are with him inside of the ring.
Ted DiBiase Jr- Now we have not been on television for weeks now & we think it's an absolute travisty that management is keeping talented performers like us off of the card. You see if any of us don't get a match soon then we will take every single HCW show hostage until we get some damn matches & finally climb the ladder here in this company.
Hail Mary by 2Pac hits as HCW Owner "Da Xtreme Gangsta" James Baker comes onto the ramp.
James Baker- Come on guys is this truly necessary.
Ted DiBiase Jr- Maybe. Why aren't we getting the air time that we rightfully deserve.
James Baker- Oh i'm so sorry your royal magesty. I didn't think I had to answer to three little pussy bitches like you. I run this place, not you. Now last time I checked you haven't done shit to earn air time here in HCW. This ain't the WWE, TNA or the old WCW where backstage politics are being played & if backstage politics mattered here in HCW then guys like Triple H, Kevin Nash & the majority of their friends would be on top of the company by now without earning their spot. Do you guys want a match?
Ted DiBiase Jr- Hell yeah we want a match.
James Baker- Well I will give you guys a matchup. On Pistol Pistol it will be you Teddy will team up with your brothers Brett & Mike to go up against the team of HCW World Television Champion "The Phenominal" A.J. Styles & the new HCW World Tag Team Champions The Comic Book Connection. Now do you guys accept that or not.
The DiBiase's then all discuss it & have an answer.
Ted DiBiase Jr- Me & my brothers all accept.
James Baker- Good now get your fucking asses outta my ring.
The DiBiase's then leave the ring.
James Baker- Now let's get the next matchup in this HCW World Tag Team Championship Tournament started shall we. Coming down to the ring the team of Austin Aries & the ROH World Heavyweight Champion the legendary Jushin "Thunder" Liger.
Both Austin Aries & Jushin Liger then come down to the ring & James Baker hands the ring announcing duties back to Tony Chimmel.
Tony Chimmel- And introducing their opponents from Calgary Alberta, Canada at a combined weight of 455 pounds T.J. Wilson & Harry Smith they are The New Hart Foundation.
Hitman Remix by Jim Johnston hits as T.J. Wilson & Harry Smith walk down to the ring with some heat from the crowd.
Match 2: Round 1 in HCW World Tag Team Championship Tournament: Austin Aries & ROH World Heavyweight Champion Jushin "Thunder" Liger vs The New Hart Foundation(T.J. Wilson & Harry Smith).
Austin Aries & T.J. Wilson start the match off for their teams as this matchup gets underway. Wison gains the early advantage by using a variation of speed moves to take down Aries. Aries then comes back & hits a variation of speed moves of his own to take down Wilson. Aries then delivers a series of kicks to Wilson's back. Aries then tags in the man who defeated him for the ROH World Heavyweight Championship, Jushin Liger. Liger & Wilson then lock up in the middle of the ring. Liger uses a series of martial arts kicks to take down Wilson. Liger then goes to the ropes & goes springboard as he hits Wilson with a Springboard Cross Body drop. Liger then gets Wilson up & whips him over to his teams corner. Aries & Liger then proceed to work over Wilson by using a combination of double team moves & tagging eachother in & out to keep eachother fresh. Aries then tags himself into the match with Liger not looking too pleased with Aries. Aries then goes on Wilson & locks him in an armbar. Wilson gets out of the armbar & hits Aries with a back suplex. Wilson then gets up & makes the tag to Harry Smith. Smith then immediately lays Aries out with the Big Boot. Smith then goes to a technical style & locks Aries in a camel clutch. Aries then eventually gets the ropes which forces Smith to break the hold. Smith then gets Aries up on his feet & whips him into his teams corner. Smith & Wilson then proceed to work over Aries by utilizing a combination of dirty tactics, double team moves & tagging eachother in & out to keep eachother fresh. Smith then gets Aries up & hits him with his fathers trademark Running Powerslam to shift the matchup into his teams favor. Smith then gets Aries up & tries to hit another Running Powerslam, but Aries reverses it into a crucifix headscissors & both men are now down in the ring. Aries then just manages to make the hot tag to Liger. Liger is on fire as he hits a series of kicks & fast paced moves to take down Smith. Liger then launches himself off of Smith & knocks Wilson off of the ring apron & shifts the matchup back into his teams favor. Aries then tries to go for the Flying Dropkick onto Smith, but Smith moves out of the way & Aries instead hits his own partner Liger. Smith then levels Aries with the Running Powerslam. Wilson then goes into the ring. Smith then puts Liger into a bearhug position as Wilson hits Liger with the Lariat & as a result of those 2 moves, The New Hart Foundation hit Liger with The Hart Attack. Smith then goes for the cover on Liger.
1...2...3. Your winners of the match The New Hart Foundation.
Bret hart then comes onto the ramp very impressed in The New Hart Foundation & congratulating them in the process.
Jushin Liger then gets up in Austin Aries' face & the two then start having a shoving match with eachother. Both of them start throwing punches at eachother. Aries then hits Liger with a Superkick & picks up the ROH World Heavyweight Championship & raises it up in the air before he lays the title on top of Liger & goes to the back.
We then go to the back where Samoa Joe is standing by warming up until Taz walks up to him.
Taz- Joe. Now do you remember our plan for the title match.
Samoa Joe- Yeah I do. I leave this match still champion & I do anything possible to destroy my opponent out there.
Taz- That's right. You go out there & destroy Lethal & if Rob Van Dam comes out there then he will also be destroyed.
Suddenly Terry Gordy Jr walks by & nudges Taz's shoulder which angers Taz.
Samoa Joe- Do you want me to handle it.
Taz- No I got this Joe.
Taz then goes & attacks Gordy Jr with a kendo stick. Samoa Joe then joins in on the beating & then hangs Gordy Jr upside down with some rope & he & Taz then take turns beating on him with the Kendo Stick like he is a tortured prisoner.
Both Samoa Joe & Taz then walk away leaving Gordy Jr hanging upside down.
We then go to a video package hyping James Baker's upcoming exclusive interview with ESPN.
We then go back to the ring where Tony Chimmel announces teh main event matchup of the night.
Tony Chimmel- The following contest is the main event matchup & it is scheduled for 1 fall & it is for the HCW Beatdown Championship. Introducing to the ring first being accompanied by Taz from Huntington Beach, California weighing in at 290 pounds he is the HCW Beatdown Champion "The Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe.
Samoan Style by Dale Oliver hits as Samoa Joe & Taz walk down to the ring together.
Tony Chimmel- And introducing the challenger being accompanied by Kofi Kingston from Elizabeth, New Jersey weighing in at 210 pounds "Black Machismo" Jay Lethal.
Pomp & Circumstance Remix hits as Jay Lethal & Kofi Kingston walk down to the ring together & give the fans high fives in the process.
Main Event Match: HCW Beatdown Championship: "The Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe (c) w/Tazz vs "Black Machismo" Jay Lethal w/Kofi Kingston.
Samoa Joe goes straight after Jay Lethal & this matchup gets underway. Samoa Joe immediately uses his power game to take down Lethal & take advantage in this matchup. Samoa Joe then goes to his MMA style of wrestling by locking in a standing armbar on Lethal. Lethal eventually gets out of it by constantly using his kicks to get Samoa Joe off of him. Lethal then throws a series of puches which starts to make Samoa Joe a bit off his game. Lethal then tries to hit a series of clotheslines on Samoa Joe, but Samoa Joe doesn't leave his feet. Lethal then hits a dropkick on Samoa Joe, but Samoa Joe is still on his feet. Lethal then tries to hit a clothesline, but Samoa Joe swats him away like a fly. Samoa Joe then whips Lethal into the corner & follows that up by kicking him in the head. Samoa Joe then tries to go for the Muscle Buster, but Lethal reverses it & hits a DDT on Samoa Joe. Lethal then hits a Shining Wizard on Samoa Joe & pins him & Samoa Joe kicks out at 2. Lethal then starts stomping on Samoa Joe & then puts his foot across Samoa Joe's throat. Lethal then goes to the outside of the ring & grabs himself a steel chair. Lethal then successfully hits Samoa Joe in the head with the chair & the matchup is now in Lethal's favor. Lethal then places the steel chair across Samoa Joe's chest & then hits a cartwheeled elbow drop onto the steel chair. Lethal then goes to the top rope & tries to hit a Diving Double Axe Handle, but Samoa Joe catches him & hits him with the Running Powerslam. Samoa Joe then starts hitting Lethal with a few right handed punches, followed by an Inverted Atomic Drop, then followed by a running single legged drop kicked & finally finished with a running senton & this matchup is now back in Samoa Joe's favor. Samoa Joe then gets Lethal up & hits him with a Samoan Drop. Samoa Joe then locks Lethal in The Coquina Clutch. After minutes of fighting the move, Lethal has no choice but to tap out.
Your winner of the match by submission & still HCW Beatdown Champion "The Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe.
Samoa Joe & Taz then proceed to start beating down Jay Lethal & Kofi Kingston by repeatedly hitting both of them with steel chairs to the back. This attack goes on until UFC Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar comes down & rids the ring of Samoa Joe & saves Jay Lethal from receiving . Lesnar then stares down Samoa Joe as Lesnar's fellow UFC members & champions Rashad Evans, Anderson Silva, Georges St. Pierre, B.J. Penn & Frank Mir all emerge from the crowd & join Lesnar in the ring.
All of them stare down Samoa Joe & Taz who are up on the ramp as this weeks version of HCW Beatdown comes to a close.
Note: Since this is an event that involves HCW. I felt it was best to put it in here & also this is also an out of character interview.
We are in the ESPN studio where former WWE Employee & current ESPN News anchor Jonathan Coachman interviews HCW Superstar/HCW Owner "Da Xtreme Gangsta" James Baker for the ESPN Program Outside The Lines.
Jonathan Coachman- James, welcome to ESPN's Outside The Lines.
James Baker- Pleasure's all mine Coach, thanks for having me on here.
Jonathan Coachman- I have a few questions for you that involves your company HCW, the developmental companies that are associated with HCW, your wrestling role in HCW, the fallout between you & Stephanie & Shane McMahon & other questions as we go.
James Baker- Ok ask away man.
Jonathan Coachman- The first topic that I would like to discuss is what is the exact state of the developmental companies that are under the HCW Banner?
James Baker- Well Coach, the role of WCWF & UGK Championship Wrestling is to build the stars of tomorrow, give television time to those who are hungry for it & to find that next celebrity to make the successful transition to professional wrestling just like Dr Dre, Eminem & Snoop Dogg have done here in HCW. Now unfortunately I haven't had time to produce the results of those shows to the public, but I will show those results on the official HCW Website at HCW.wz/
Jonathan Coachman- That leads me to my next question. How much is having athletes & rappers in HCW paying off for you exactly?
James Baker- Well it's no doubt a huge huge risk, but there have been some successes & there have been others who are still looking for that opportunity to arise for them & there have been some failures, so yes it has produced some mixed results, but there have been some successes as well.
Jonathan Coachman- Alright. Now James, what exactly is your role as an active wrestler in HCW?
James Baker- Well don't get it twisted, I do wanna be World Champion, but right now I am just kind of taking a backseat as you will & when that time presents itself for me to be World Champion, then I will be the World Champion, but until then, i'm just gonna help HCW behind the scenes & paticipate in non title feuds just to help out the other stars.
Jonathan Coachman- Speaking of behind the scenes. Who exactly writes the HCW shows?
James Baker- I'm glad you asked that, well i'm the head man here as I have the final say on things, but I get some help by 2 of the greatest wrestling minds in the game today in Paul Heyman & Jim Cornette.
Jonathan Coachman- No doubt those two are the greatest wrestling minds known to man. What was your life like before the idea of HCW came to thought?
James Baker- Well my life was pretty much shit as I was in the streets constantly just so I can gain some money to take care of my son & to pay my phone bill & my insurance on my ride. My entire life revolved around hustlin & gang violence ever since I was about 8 years old. I've been in the hood pretty much most of my life, i've had many people close to me die in the streets, i've had countless people betray me in the past & i've done whatever was necessary to be one step ahead of everybody else in the game, but with all those events that transpired in my life. I can say with a straight face that I am very blessed that I am one of the few mother fuckers in the world today that even made it out of the hood in one piece, much less alive.
Jonathan Coachman- Well James, now what were the reasons on why you & the McMahon children had a falling out with eachother.
James Baker- Coach i'm pretty sure you know this from experience, but Shane & Stephanie, more specifically Stephanie, tends to stick her nose into where it shouldn't be. You see I made a deal with them to help back me financially on HCW & still let me be the head booker in the company, well originally I had Randy Orton booked to win our Down In The Depths Of Hell Match just so I can pay more attention to the behind the scenes stuff, but Stephanie changed my plans & decided that me & Randy shouldn't even have the match at all & shake hands with eachother & call a truce with eachother & be on screen buddies. Well this is professional wrestling after all & part of professional wrestling is to put on the best show possible, so with that in mind, I contacted Randy the night before Starstruck & only told him what my idea for our match was gonna be & that idea came to fruition at Starstruck & both of us executed the plan to put both Shane & Stephanie throught he cage roof & down to the flames below without either of them knowing about it & eliminating their asses from HCW & out of my life forever.
Jonathan Coachman- That leads to my next question, What are the reasons on making HCW a more edgier product than other wrestling products out there in the world today.
James Baker- I believe it's quite simple actually. You see you were apart of the greatest time in wrestling known as the Monday Night Wars/Attitude era where everybody & their dog watched WWE, WCW & ECW cause most of those fans could relate to a character like Stone Cold Steve Austin cause he did what many disgruntled employees would only dream of & that's beating the hell out of their boss. The Monday Night Wars/Attitude era produced great television & entertainment as well as humor. I'm pretty sure you would know that Coach cause you were on the receiving end of some of The Rock's most hilarious moments. Hell alot of the greatest moments in wrestling happened during that era & that was the era that I became a wrestling fan & it inspired me to come up with the concept known as HCW.
Jonathan Coachman- Yes The Rock did make fun of me alot. Anyways, any last words before we wrap up our interview?
James Baker- Yeah for sure. For all the fans that are tuning in to this interview. Watch HCW that features only the top performers in the world today & I promise you will be entertained by what you are viewing.
Jonathan Coachman- Well that's all the time we have. James thank you once again for taking time out of your hectic schedule for this interview.
James Baker- Anytime Coach, Anytime.
Jonathan Coachman- Well that's all the time we have for today. I am Jonathan Coachman & this was Outside The Lines.
The interview ends with James Baker & Jonathan Coachman shaking hands as they walk off the set.
The camera then shuts off as Outside The Lines comes to a close.
Fireworks go off as Michael Cole & his new announcing partner "The Franchise" Shane Douglas welcome us to HCW Pistol Pistol live from The American Airlines Arena in Miami, Florida.
We then go to Jeremy Borash who announces the first matchup of the night.
Jeremy Borash- The following tag team contest is scheduled for 1 fall & it is a 1st round matchup in the HCW Tag Team Championships Of The World Tournament. Introducing team number 1 first from the United Kingdom at a combined weight of 302 pounds. They are Pac & Spud together they are Team UK.
The Kids Aren't Alright by The Offspring hits as Pac & Spud come out to the ring with the British Flag to massive heat from the crowd.
Jeremy Borash- And introducing their opponents at a combined weight of 428 pounds. They are "Black Machismo" Jay Lethal & Kofi Kingston.
Pomp & Circumstance Remix hits as Jay Lethal & Koif Kingston walk down to the ring & greet their fans while they do their entrance.
Match 1: Round 1 in HCW World Tag Team Championship Tournament: Team UK vs "Black Machismo" Jay Lethal & Kofi Kingston.
Pac & Jay Lethal start the match off for their teams as this matchup gets underway. Pac uses an aggressive style of wrestling to gain the early advantage over Lethal. Lethal then comes back & utilizes his speed & agility to gain the advantage over Pac. Lethal then suprisingly goes to a technical style of wrestling by locking in a triangle choke hold on Pac. Pac uses his legs to get free from the move. Pac then gets up & rocks Lethal with a kick to the head. Pac then switches his to a technical style of offense by locking Lethal in a stidown version of the Dragon Sleeper. After minutes of fighting it, Lethal gets to a vertical base, uses his strength & flexibility to get behind Pac & hit him with the reverse DDT & the crowd is amazed at what Lethal just did. Lethal then tags Kofi Kingston into the matchup. Kofi then uses his high paced moved & gains the advantage over Pac. Pac then low blows Kofi & the crowd is showing their displeasure towards Pac. Pac then tags Spud into the matchup. Spud then uses high paced moves to take the advantage over Kofi. Spud then goes to the ropes & goes Springboard as he hits Kofi with a Springboard Frog Splash for a near fall & the crowd is chanting Spud's name after that move. Spud then gets Kofi up & whips him over to his corner. Spud & Pac then work Kofi over by utilizing dirty tactics, double team moves & tagging eachother in & out to keep eachother fresh. Spud then starts hitting Kofi with a series of kicks to keep the advantage into his teams favor. Spud then tags Pac back into the matchup. Pac then conitnues his teams advantage by going to a high risk style by going to the ropes & goes Springboard as he hits Kofi with a Springboard Shooting Star Press for a near fall. Pac then starts kicking Kofi repeatedly in the ribs & taunts the crowd which the crowd doesn't give Pac a nice response. Pac then locks Kofi in a half legged Boston Crab in the middle of the ring. After minutes of fighting the move, Kofi utilizes his speed to get out of the move. Kofi then hits an enzuigiri on Pac & both men are now down in the ring. Kofi then just barely manages to make the hot tag to Jay Lethal. Lethal is on fire as he hits a series of high paced moves on Pac. Lethal then goes off the ropes & hits a Triangle Dropkick on Spud & sends him off of the ring apron & onto the floor below & Lethal's team now has regained the upperhand in this matchup. Lethal then goes to the ropes & goes springboard as he hits Pac with a Springboard Hurricanrana & the crowd is on their feet. Lethal then gets Pac up & attempts to hit him with the Lethal Combination, but Pac reverses it into a neckbreaker & both men are now down in the ring. Pac & Lethal evetually get to their feet & start throwing punches at eachother with Lethal getting the upperhand on Pac. Lethal then tries to hit Pac with the Lethal Combination, but Pac again reverses it, but this time Pac reverses it into a DDT. Pac then goes to the ropes & goes Springboard by hitting Lethal with a Springboard Corkscrew 630° Senton.
1...2...3. Your winners of the match Team UK.
Team UK celebrates their victory up the ramp as Kofi Kingston checks on Jay Lethal's condition.
We then go to the back where Eve Torres is standing by with UFC Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar & he is being accompanied by UFC Middleweight Champion Anderson Silva, UFC Welterweight Champion Georges St-Pierre, UFC Lightweight Champion B.J. Penn & UFC President Dana White.
Eve Torres- Brock Lesnar. Tonight you will be going one on one with your former rival The Undertaker for his HCW World Heavyweight Championship. Tell me what are your thoughts on facing him & possibly bring the HCW World Heavyweight Championship to UFC with you.
Brock Lesnar- Eve. Do not demand me to tell you about my thoughts on this match. I only answer to one person & one person only & that person is well me. You see if history serves me correct & it does. It states that I own 3 victories over The Undertaker & 2 of those matches were in his specialty match like Hell In A Cell & that shitty ass Biker Chain Match. I mean what the fuck was the god damn point of the fucking Biker Chain Match you fucking ******ed pieces of fucking shits. You see Taker, I beat your ass without the use of MMA skills, but now that I have an MMA background that I can utilize. Nothing, nobody or that fat bitch Samoa Joe will stop me from taking that piece of shit HCW World Title to UFC.
Eve Torres- That leads me to my next question. What exactly are you gonna do with the HCW World Heavyweight Championship if you win it?
Brock Lesnar- It's not if I win, it's when I win. You see Eve, when I win the HCW World Heavyweight Title, I will either officially unify it with my UFC Heavyweight Championship, either carry the piece of shit belt & defend it against my fellow UFC stars, use the belt to whipe my ass with after I have taken a shit or I will do the more logical thing & throw the HCW World Heavyweight Title in the fucking trash where that piece of fucking shit belongs.
We then go back to the ring where Jeremy Borash announces the second matchup of the night.
Jeremy Borash- The following tag team contest is scheduled for 1 fall & it is a first round matchup in the HCW Tag Team Championship Of The World Tournament. Introducing team number one first from Detroit, Michigan at a combined weight of 435 pounds. They are the IWGP Junior Tag Team Champions & the REAL Tag Team Champions Of The World, Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley together they are The Motor City Machine Guns.
1967 Remix by Dale Oliver hits as Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley are walking down to the ring to massive heat from the crowd as they are determined to take back their HCW World Tag Team Titles.
Jeremy Borash- And introducing their opponents being accompanied to the ring by HCW Hardcore Champion Chris Jericho, at a combined weight of 472 pounds The Jericho & The Jericho 2000.
Break The Walls Down by Jim Johnston hits as The Jericho, The Jericho 2000 & Chris Jericho all walk down to the ring to massive heat from the crowd.
Match 2: Round 1 in HCW World Tag Team Championship Tournament: IWGP Junior Tag Team Champions & REAL World Tag Team Champions The Motor City Machine Guns vs The Jericho & The Jericho 2000 w/ HCW Hardcore Champion Chris Jericho.
Chris Sabin & The Jericho start the match off for their teams as this matcup gets underway. Sabin gains the early advantage by hitting The Jericho with a series of speed moves. The Jericho then comes back & uses a brawling style to take down Sabin. The Jericho then hits Sabin with a dropkick to take him down. The Jericho then makes the tag to The Jericho 2000. Jericho 2000 then shoots Sabin off of the ropes & hits him with a back body drop. Jericho 2000 then tries to go for a submission, but Sabin kicks him off of him. Sabin then makes the tag to Alex Shelley. Shelley then utilizes his speed to take Jericho 2000 down to the mat. Shelley then proceeds to stomp on Jericho 2000's balls repeatedly with the crowd not responding very kindly to that. Shelley then shoots off the ropes & hits a senton onto Jericho 2000. Shelley then gets Jericho 2000 up & whips him into the corner. Sabin & Shelley then proceed to work over Jericho 2000 by using a combination of dirty tactics, double team moves & tagging eachother in & out to keep eachother fresh. Shelley then tags Chris Sabin back into the matchup. Sabin then delivers a few kicks to Jericho 2000's ribs to keep him down. Sabin then goes to the ropes & attempts to do a flying drop kick, but Jericho 2000 moves out of the way & Sabin is now down in the ring. Jericho 2000 then gets Sabin up & whips him into his teams corner. The Jericho & The Jericho 2000 then proceed to work over Sabin by using a combination of dirty tactics, double team moves & tagging eachother in & out to keep eachother fresh. Jericho 2000 then tags The Jericho back into the matchup. The Jericho then hits Sabin with a series of speed moves to take him down & keep the advantage in his teams favor. The Jericho then goes to the top rope & tries to hit a moonsault, but Sabin moves out of the way & The Jeircho is now down in the ring. Sabin then just has enough energy to tag Alex Shelley back into the matchup. Shelley then takes control by hitting a series of moves on The Jericho to turn the matchup back in his teams favor. Shelley then gets The Jericho up & whips him into the turnbuckle & follows it up by hitting him with a dropkick. Shelley then goes to the top rope & hits The Jericho with a flying standing version of the Shooting Star Press. Shelley then tries to hit The Jericho with a Buzzsaw like Kick, but Jericho 2000 runs in & spears Shelley. Sabin then comes flying off the ropes & hits Jericho 2000 with a Seating Senton & the crowd is on their feet. Chris Jericho then goes on the ring apron & argues with the ref. While the ref is occupied with Jericho, both Sabin & Shelley hit The Jericho & Jericho 2000 wil low blows, Shelley hits Jericho 2000 with Sliced Bread #2, while Sabin hits Jericho 2000 withThe Cradleshock.
1...2...3. Your winners of the match the IWGP Junior Tag Team Champions & the REAL Tag Team Champions Of The World The Motor City Machine Guns.
Sabin & Shelley then scurry up the ramp, grab their titles & celebrate while Jericho & his crew are looking ontop of the ramp wiht angry looks on their faces.
Our cameras then go to well a mysterious, dark place where none other than HCW World Heavyweight Champion The Undertaker is in sight.
The Undertaker- Brock Lesnar. Tonight you put your soul at stake as you punch in your ticket to hell by challenging me for my HCW World Heavyweight Championship. I have victimized & layed many souls to rest for over 20 years & tonight will be no different. You say that you didn't have a set of MMA skills during our 3 matches against eachother, but neither did I Brock, neither did I. Brock when I win tonight, I will take your UFC Heavyweight Championship with me & you will just be like all the other souls that I have encountered over the years. So Brock Lesnar, by the end of tonight you will Rest In PEACE!!
Undertaker then does the famous rolling his eyes in the back of his head bit.
Cameras then go to another part of the arena where "The Phenominal" A.J. Styles is walking around & "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels is sitting on a chair as Styles walks by him.
Christopher Daniels- A.J.
A.J. Styles- Oh hey Chris what's up. I'm sorry I didn't notice that you was there. What exactly are you doing here man?
Christopher Daniels- Well apparantly management called me here for something. I feel nervous about this.
A.J. Styles- I hope management doesn't fire you cause you are one of the most phenominal talents on this roster.
Christopher Daniels- I hope not either. Do you have a match tonight.
A.J. Styles- Yeah, management put me in a 6 man tag team match where I team up with the new HCW World Tag Team Champions to face off against the 3 DiBiase's.
Suddenly HCW World Tag Team Champions The Comic Book Connection come up from nowhere.
The Hurricane- Stand back, there's a Hurricane comin' through.
Petey The Pirate- Arrrr matey's. It is I Petey The Pirate.
Christopher Daniels- When did good ol' Petey Williams become a pirate?
Petey The Pirate- Chris, I really am a pirate.
Christopher Daniels- Petey, I have known you for about 7 years now & you have not once hinted that you were a pirate or dressed up as one either. What's up with that?
Petey The Pirate- I like being a pirate & seeing from the receptions from the crowds every week & actually getting a push in this company. Me being a pirate is going very successful right now. Hurricane, let's fly off like the wind.
Petey & Hurricane then fastly go away.
Christopher Daniels- Has Petey actually lost his mind?
A.J. Styles- It seems like that to me, but he & Hurricane are the World Tag Team Champions though.
Christopher Daniels- True that.
A.J. Styles- Anyways man. I gotta go. Good luck with management & tell Joshua I said hi.
Chirstopher Daniels- Thanks. Good luck with your 6 man tag match tonight.
A.J. Styles- Thanks, we will win tonight.
Both A.J. Styles & Christopher Daniels go their separate ways.
We then go back to the ring where Jeremy Borash announces the third matchup of the night.
Jeremy Borash- The following contest is scheduled for one fall & it is an IWC Cup II Matchup. Introducing to the ring first from Toronto Ontario, Canada, he weighed in this morning at 250 pounds. He is the NWA Heavyweight Champion Of The World, this is "The Rated R Superstar" Edge.
Metallingus by Alterbridge hits as Edge does his Rockstar like entrance to a huge ovation from the fans.
Jeremy Borash- And introducing his opponent from Izumi, Osaka, he weighed in this morning at 243 pounds. This is Jun Akiyama.
A Japanese Theme Song hits as Jun Akiyama walks down to the ring to a chorus of cheers from the crowd.
Match 3: IWC Cup II Match: NWA World Heavyweight Champion Edge vs Jun Akiyama.
Edge & Jun Akiyama lock up in the middle of the ring as this matchup gets underway. Edge gains the early advantage by using a series of fast paced moves to take down Akiyama. Akiyama then comes back & uses a series of brawling moves to take down Edge. Akiyama then goes to a techincal style of offense by locking Edge in a headlock. Edge gets out of it by getting onto his feet & hitting Akiyama with the jawbreaker. Edge then goes to a technical style of his own by locking in a headlock on Akiyama. Akiyama uses his power to reveres Edge's headlock into a back suplex. Akiyama then gets Edge to his knees & hits him with a boot to the face & sends Edge back down to the ground. Akiyama then locks in the King Crab(double leg trap guillotine choke) on Edge. Edge eventually makes his way to the ropes which forces Akiyama to break the hold. Akiyama then proceeds to stomp on both the knees & neck of Edge to keep the momentum into his favor. Akiyama then locks in a Bow & Arrow submission hold on Edge. After minutes of fighting the move, Edge uses his strength to get out of the move by hitting Akiyama with the Neckbreaker & both men are now down in the ring. Edge & Akiyam then both eventually get to their feet & start to throw punches at eachother with Edge eventually getting the upperhand on Akiyama. Edge then manages to get his body into the corner & kneel down so he can set up for the Spear. Edge then tries to hit the Spear, but Akiyama counters it by hiting Edge with the Running High Knee Strike for a near fall. Akiyama then gets a bit frustrated & goes to the top rope where Edge also goes up there & meets Akiyama. Akiyama then tries to his a Diving Cross Body, but Edge spears him in mid air.
1...2...3. Your winner of the match the NWA Heavyweight Champion Of The World "The Rated R Superstar" Edge.
Edge celebrates his victory til Kurt Angle & John Cena attack him from behind. Cena & Angle put the beating on Edge for a while, til Edge's opponent Jun Akiyama comes to Edge's aid & beats the hell out of Cena & Angle & clears them two from the ring.
Akiyama then helps Edge to his feet & extends his hand for a handshake. Edge eventually shakes Akiyama's hand & they both celebrate together in the ring.
We then go to a promotional ad for HCW's next pay per view Redemption in 3 weeks.
We then go to James Baker's office where it looks like we are having a conflice between HCW Womens Champion Melina & Natalya Neidhart.
Natalya Neidhart- I deserve a chance at that title.
Melina- Oh really.
Natalya Neidhart- Yes. I am way more talented & beautiful than you are.
Melina- Please. I have more beauty & talent in my finger than you do in your entire body.
Natalya Neidhart- You wanna start something with me that you know deep down that you can't finish you fucking bitch.
Melina- Bring it on you fucking bitch.
James Baker- As much as I love to see 2 women just fight eachother, but I ain't allowing that shit in my office. How about at Redemption Melina will defend her HCW Womens Championship against Natalya Neidhart. Now are both of you happy.
Melina- Yes.
Natalya Neidhart- Yes.
James Baker- Good then it's official. Now who wants to give me a lap dance?
Both Melina & Natalya leave.
James Baker- God dammit. FUCK looks like I ain't getting shit tonight.
We then go back to the ring where Jeremy Borash annonces the fourth matchup of the night.
Jeremy Borash- The following 6 man tag team contest is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing team number first from Gainesville, Georgia he weighed in this morning at 218 pounds. He is the HCW Television Champion Of The World this is "The Phenominal" A.J. Styles.
I Am(Heel Remix) by Dale Oliver hits as A.J. Styles does his entrance & greets the fans on his way to the ring as the fans are showing their love for him.
Jeremy Borash- And introducing his tag team partners being accompanied to the ring by The Beautiful People at a combined weight of 450 pounds. They are the NEW HCW Tag Team Champions Of The World, Petey The Pirate & The Hurricane together they are The Comic Book Connection.
Eye Of The Hurricane by Jim Johnston hits as The Comic Book Connection, Angelina Love & Velvet Sky all walk down to the ring to a massive reception from the crowd.
Jeremy Borash- And introducing their opponents the team of Ted DiBiase Jr, Mike DiBiase & Brett DiBiase, together they are The DiBiase's
The Million Dollar Man theme song hits as The DiBiase's walk down to the ring with a bit of heat from the crowd.
Match 4: HCW World Television Champion "The Phenominal" A.J. Styles & HCW World Tag Team Champions The Comic Book Connection vs The DiBiase's(Ted Jr, Mike & Brett).
A.J. Styles & Ted DiBiase Jr start the match off for their teams as this matchup gets underway. Ted Jr gains the early advantage by hitting a series of brawling moves to take down Styles. Styles then comes back & hits a series of fast paced moves to take down Ted Jr. Styles then goes to a technical style of offense by locking Ted Jr in a side headlock. Ted Jr then gets up to a verticle base & hits a back suplex on Styles. Ted Jr then makes the tag to his brother Mike DiBiase. Mike then keeps his teams advantage by going to a technical base style by locking in a body scissors on Styles. Styles eventually gets out of it, hits Mike with the Jawbreaker & tags in Petey The Pirate. Petey The Pirate then hits a series of speed moves to take down Mike & shift the matchup into his teams favor. Petey then switches to a technical style of offense by locking in an armbar on Mike. Mike then gets out of the move & hits Petey with the drop kick for a near fall. Mike then delivers a devastating clothesline to Petey to shift the matchup into his teams favor. Mike then whips Petey into his teams corner. All 3 of the DiBiase's proceed to work over Petey by using a combination of dirty tactics, double/triple team moves & tagging eachother in & out to keep eachother fresh. Mike then tags in his brother Brett DiBiase into the matchup. Brett then hits a big boot to Petey's face & taunts the crowd. Brett then gets Petey up to his feet & locks him in the Million Dollar Dream. After minutes of fighting the move, Petey hits a Jawbreaker on Brett & both men are now down in the middle of the ring. Petey then makes the tag to The Hurricane & the crowd is now on their feet. The Hurricane is on fire as he hits Brett with a series of high paced moves to shift the matchup back into his teams favor. Hurricane then goes off of the ropes & takes out both Ted Jr & Mike with a triangle dropkick to send them two to the ground below. A.J. Styles & Petey The Pirate then come out of nowhere & both hit Suicide Dives onto Ted Jr & Mike DiBiase outside of the ring & the crowd is really enjoying this. Meanwhile back in the ring, Brett tries to hit Hurricane with a Brainbuster, but Hurricane reverses it into a School Boy Pin.
1...2...3. Your winners of the match the HCW Television Champion Of The World "The Phenominal" A.J. Styles & the HCW Tag Team Champions Of The World The Comic Book Connection.
A.J. Styles & The Comic Book Connection celebrate their victory.
1967 Remix by Dale Oliver hits as The Motor City Machine Guns come to the ramp in their street clothes & have both their REAL World Tag Team Championships & their IWGP Junior Tag Team Championships in hand.
Chris Sabin- Petey, Hamburgular. Come Redemption me & my partner Alex will take back our HCW World Tag Team Championships.
Alex Shelley- That's right Chris. You see after Chris Sabin wins the IWC Cup II Tournament & after we win back our championships that we got screwed out of, then we will go back to our thrones as the greatest tag team in the world today.
The Hurricane- Really guys. You must be high or something cause at Starstruck me & Petey beat you two bitches fair & square.
Alex Shelley- It doesn't really matter now does it cause at Redemption, Chris & I will beat the shit out of you two & take back what is rightfully ours.
We then go a video package that hypes up HCW Owner James Baker's appearance for ESPN.
We then go back to the ring where Jeremy Borash announces the fifth matchup of the night.
Jeremy Borash- The following tag team contest is scheduled for 1 fall & it is a first round matchup in the HCW Tag Team Championship Of The World Tournament. Introducing team number 1 being accompanied to the ring by HCW Womens Champion Melina, at a combined weight of 439 pounds. They are the team of John Morrison & The Miz.
Ain't No Make Believe by Stonefree Experience hits as John Morrison, The Miz & Melina all walk down tho the ring together to a great reception from the crowd.
Jeremy Borash- And introducing their opponents representing the IWC at a combined weight of 370 pounds. The team of Cyber Kong & BxB Hulk together they are Typhoon.
A Japanese theme song hits as Typhoon walks down to the ring with some heat from the crowd.
Match 5: Round 1 in HCW World Tag Team Championship Tournament: John Morrison & The Miz vs Typhoon(Cyber Kong & BxB Hulk).
John Morrison & Cyber Kong start the match off for their teams as this matchup gets underway. Kong gets the early advantage by using a variation of speed moves to take down Morrison. Morrison then comes back & hits a series of speed moves of his own to take down Kong. Morrison then kicks Kong in the chest & taunts him in the process. Morrison then hits Kong with the Breakdancing Leg Drop & then tags in his partner The Miz. The Miz then gets in a few shots on Kong to keep him down on the mat. The Miz now proceeds to stomp on Kong & then puts his foot across Kong's throat with the ref forcing The Miz to break the hold. The Miz then gets Kong up & hits him with a few punches & follows that up by hitting him with a suplex. The Miz then goes to the top rope & hits a flying clothesline on Kong as he was getting to his feet. The Miz then tries to whip Kong into the corner, but Kong instead levels him with the Clothesline. Kong then starts stomping on The Miz repeatedly & now has his foot on The Miz's neck which the ref forces Kong to break the hold. Kong then gets The Miz up to his feet & whips him hard into his teams corner. Kong & Hulk then proceed to work over The Miz by using a combination of dirty tactics, double team moves & tagging eachother in & out to keep eachother fresh. Kong then tags in his tag team partner BxB Hulk. Hulk then delivers a series of stiff kicks to The Miz's back. Hulk then goes Springboard as he tries to hit a Springboard 450 Splash, but The Miz wisely moves out of the way & both men are now down in the ring. The Miz then just manages to make the hot tag to John Morrison. Morrison is on fire as he hits a series of high paced moves to take down Hulk. Morrison then hits a Springboard Body Splash onto Hulk to shift the matchup back into his teams favor. Morrison then goes over & knocks Cyber Kong off of the ring apron & that is followed up by The Miz coming in & doing a Suicide Dive over the ropes & onto Cyber Kong on the floor below. Morrison & Hulk then start throwing a combination of punches & kicks at eachother with Morrison's kicks & punches gaining the upper hand. Morrison then goes Springboard & attempts to hit Hulk with the Chuck Kick, but Hulk ducks out of the way & Morrison is now down in the ring. Hulk then immediately goes to the top rope & tries to hit the BxB Star Press(Shooting Star Press), but Morrison has just enough energy to move out of the way & now Hulk is down on the mat. Morrison then gets up on his feet & tries to hit Hulk with the Moonlight Drive, but Hulk gets out of it. Hulk then tries to hit the E.V.O.(Pumphandle sitout side powerslam), but Morrison gets out of that & quickly hits Hulk with the Moonlight Drive. Morrison then follows that up by hitting Hulk with the Starship Pain(Split-legged Corkscrew Moonsault).
1...2...3. Your winners of the match John Morrison & The Miz.
John Morrison, The Miz & Melina celebrate the victory with The Miz being more cocky than usual while Morrison is just relishing the victory as they move on to the second round to face Team UK.
We then go to a video package that highlights the Brock Lesnar/ Undertaker rivalry that dates back to their WWE days as well as the footage of the UFC vs HCW 10 man tag match a while back & also footage of UFC stars saving Jay Lethal & Kofi Kingston from further damage by riding the ring of Samoa Joe & Taz.
We then go to James Baker's office where Triple H is in there being accompanied by Scott Hall & Kevin Nash.
Triple H- Ok why in fucks name am I not apart of tonights HCW World Heavyweight Championship match?
James Baker- Well it's quite simple actually. You see having UFC's Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar to come here & challenge The Undertaker for the HCW World Heavyweight Championship gives our ratings a huge boost & quite frankly none of our great fans wanna see your roided up fake tanned ass facing The Undertaker again.
Triple H- You listen to me. It is my god given right to have plenty of chances to become the World Heavyweight Champion. I earned that right by being a 13 time World Heavyweight Champion.
James Baker- I have heard enough. Now you listen to me boy. Everybody gets a fair stake around here & since you have already had 2 shots at the title & lost both times, that means that you get your fucked up ass to the back of the line & earn your way to a title match.
Triple H & his friend then storm out of the office & slam the door hard with a picture getting knocked off the wall & breaking on the floor below.
James Baker- Oh yeah that's real fucking mature you fucking little prick. Your pussy ass ain't ever gonna get back to title contention with a fucked up attitude like that. I fucking promise you that shit right now. God fucking dammit, breaking my fucking shit. You will pay for this. Damn I need a fucking joint right now.
We then go back to the ring where Jeremy Borash announces the highly anticipated main event matchup of the night.
Jeremy Borash- This is your main event matchup of the evening & it is scheduled for 1 fall & it is for the HCW Heavyweight Championship Of The World. Introducing the challenger first being accompanied to the ring by UFC Middleweight Champion Anderson Silva, UFC Welterweight Champion Georges St. Pierre, UFC Lightweight Champion B.J. Penn & UFC President Dana White, from Minneapolis, Minnesota he weighed in this morning at 265 pounds. He is the UFC Heavyweight Champion Of The World, this is Brock Lesnar.
Next Big Thing by Jim Johnston hits as Brock Lesnar & his UFC Crew all come down to the ring with a great reaction from the crowd.
Jeremy Borash- Introducing his opponent from Death Valley he weighed in this morning at 299 pounds. He is the HCW Heavyweight Champion Of The World, this is The Undertaker.
Rest In Peace by Jim Johnston hits as The Undertaker does his long, signature entrance to a massive reception from the crowd.
Main Event Match: HCW World Heavyweight Championship: The Undertaker (c) vs UFC Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar(w/ UFC President Dana White, UFC Middleweight Champion Anderson Silva, UFC Welterweight Champion Georges St. Pierre & UFC Lightweight Champion B.J. Penn).
The Undertaker & Brock Lesnar lock up in the ring as this much anticipated main event matchup finally gets underway. Lesnar gets the early advantage by doing a few takedowns on The Undertaker. The Undertaker then comes back & hits a series of strikes on Lesnar & follows that up by slaming Lesnar hard on the mat. Undertaker then goes to a technical style of offense by locking Lesnar in a Fujiwara Armbar. Lesnar eventually gets out of it & slams The Undertaker down to the mat. Lesnar then locks in the Guillotine Choke Hold on The Undertaker. The Undertaker then powers out of the move, but Lesnar hits The Undertaker with an arm drag to keep the advantage into his favor. Brock then goes back to a technical style of offense by locking a Rear Naked Choke on The Undertaker. The Undertaker then uses his strength to get to a verticle base & backs him into the turnbuckle. The Undertaker then hits Lesnar with a series of strikes while he is in the corner. The Undertaker then hits Lesnar with a series of running body splashes into the corner & the match has now officially shifted into The Undertaker's favor. The Undertaker then picks Lesnar up & hits him with The Snake Eyes, followed up by the Big Boot to the face & then the Leg Drop. The Undertaker then raises his hand up as he signals for the Chokeslam. The Undertaker tries to hit the Chokeslam, but Lesnar powers out of it & hits The Undertaker with the Belly To Belly suplex & both men are now down in the ring. Both Lesnar & The Undertaker eventually get to their feet & start throwing a shit load of punches at eachother with The Undertaker's punches finally getting the advantage over Lesnar's punches. The Undertaker then kicks Lesnar in the gut & tries to hit him with The Last Ride, but Lesnar reverses it into a Back Body Drop. Lesnar then gets The Undertaker up & attempts to hit him with the F-5, but The Undertaker counters it into a DDT & both men were down in the ring until The Undertaker did his signature Sit Up & the crowd goes absolutely fucking insane as they are witnessing a fantastic matchup. The Undertaker then locks Lesnar in the Hell's Gate. Lesnar powers out of the Hell's Gate & powerbombs The Undertaker repeatedly to the mat & goes for a pin, but The Undertaker just manages to kick out which pisses Lesnar off. Lesnar then goes to the top rope & tries to hit the Shooting Star Press, but The Undertaker wisely moves the hell out of the way. The Undertaker then hits Lesnar with The Tombstone Piledriver.
1...2...3. Your winner of the match & still HCW Heavyweight Champion Of The World The Undertaker.
The Undertaker gets up, but Silva, St. Pierre & Penn all attack him from behind with Dana White giving out orders to them. Brock Lesnar then eventually recovers & joins in on the beatdown which makes it 4 on 1 against The Undertaker. The attack goes on for a while til Samoa Joe & Taz come from the back & the UFC stars get out of the ring & retreat up on the ramp.
Samoa Joe then does the cut throat signal to the UFC stars as he signals that he's coming for them.
Hail Mary by 2Pac hits as HCW Owner "Da Xtreme Gangsta" James Baker comes out from the crowd area & has a microphone in hand.
James Baker- Well since all of you like to interract with The Undertaker so much. I came up with an idea for a match at Redemption. You see seeing as how Samoa Joe & Brock Lesnar are already champions. I have decided that it will be a triple threat match between our HCW World Heavyweight Champion The Undertaker versus the HCW Beatdown Champion "The Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe versus the UFC Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar in a triple threat match where the fans will decide which championship will be defended. Now whoever pins the guy that holds the particular title that is being defended then that man will not only walk out of Redemption with his title intact, but also with the other mans title as well. Now do all of the parties agree to this. Taz, Dana. Do you two agree with all of this.
Taz- Yes, Samoa Joe & myself agree to this.
Dana White- On behalf of the entire UFC organization. We accept your challenge.
James Baker- Then it is settled then. Guys good luck at Redemption & may the best man win this match.
This weeks edition of HCW Pistol Pistol ends with The Undertaker & Samoa Joe staring at Brock Lesnar & then at eachother.
Fireworks go off as Jim Ross & Jerry "The King" Lawler welcome us to HCW Danger live from the Pengrowth Saddledome in Calgary Alberta, Canada.
Hitman by Jim Johnston hits as the hometown hero Bret "The Hitman" Hart & The New Hart Foundation all walk down to the ring with Bret Hart giving his hometown fans high fives.
Bret Hart- It feels great to be home here in Calgary, Alberta, Canada.
Bret Hart- Thank all of you great fans for giving me the love & strength througout my entire wrestling career that has spanned for over 20 years.
Crowd- THANK YOU BRET, THANK YOU BRET, THANK YOU BRET, THANK YOU BRET, THANK YOU BRET, THANK YOU BRET.
Bret Hart- No thank you for being there for me when the times were tough & I would especially love to thank each & everyone of you for being there for me when Owen passed away.
Bret pauses for a minute before he speaks.
Bret Hart- Today is the perfect day to announce my formation of The Hart Dynasty that consists of my protege "The Stampede Kid" T.J. Wilson, the son of the late great "British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith, my nephew Harry Smith, the only daughter of my Hart Foundation world tag team championship partner Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart in my baby niece "The Anvilette" Nattie Neidhart & of course last but definitely not least my nephew Teddy Hart. Guys it's your turn to speak on the mic.
Natalya Neidhart- Thank you uncle Bret. You see The Hart Dynasty is without a doubt the future of this business as my cousins Harry, Teddy & my boyfriend T.J. will all be World Heavyweight Champions in the future. We all hope to match the legacy of The Hart Foundation or we hope to surpass their legacy & be in a league of our own. Uncle Bret, we will not disappoint you in anyway possible.
Ain't No Make Believe by Stonefree Experience as John Morrison, The Miz & HCW Womens Champion Melina all go onto the ramp.
Melina- Natalya you stupid, stupid little bitch. Did you occur brain damage or something cause I just don't see the potential for any of you being as great as Bret Hart is.
Melina then gives the mic to her boyfriend John Morrison.
John Morrison- Thanks babe. Anyways, Jackass 1, Jackass 2 & Jackass 3 will never be as great of a singles wrestler as all the past legends that paved the way for guys like me & I know damn sure that they will never ever be as good as Bret Hart, or a good tag team as the legendary Hart Foundation. I bet you won't even make it past the second round of the HCW World Tag Team Championship Tournament.
T.J. Wilson- You're just fucking stupid for saying that. We know we will beat the god damn Motor City Machine Guns, but will you even make it past Team UK in your matchup?
The Miz- Of course we will & that's cause we are AWESOME.
John Morrison- You heard him correct folks. I am John Morrison.
The Miz- And I am your Chick Magnet THE MIZ.
Melina- And I am your HCW Womens Champion Melina
John Morrison- And we will be the next HCW World Tag Team Champions.
John Morrison, The Miz & Melina- BE JEALOUS.
We then go to the back where Joey Styles is standing by with the newly reunited Edge & Christian.
Joey Styles- Ladies & gentlemen. I am standing by with the NWA World Heavyweight Champion Edge & his long time tag team partner "The Instant Classic" Christian Cage. Now you two will be reuniting as a tag team for the first time in 4 years & you have a 3rd party joining y'all in Jun Akiyama who Edge defeated recently on Pistol Pistol to move on in the IWC Cup II Tournament. What made you guys decide to reunite in the first place?
Christian Cage- You see me & Edge have had a few matches against eachother here in HCW & to be honest I had absolutely no fucking idea on why Edge helped me fend off John Cena at Starstruck or did I even think that for 1 second that he was actually trying to help me out, but when I saw him getting his ass handed to him last week on Danger. "The Instant Classic" instantly knew that he had to return the favor & help Edge out. Now Edge & I have been catching up on things for the past week & let's just say that we are back on the same page.
Edge- All the critics out there think that i'm just using Christian to keep my NWA World Heavyweight Championship just cause i'm well known as "The Ultimate Opportunist". Well that is not even remotely close to the truth. I helped Christian out against John Cena cause not only do I hate Cena with a fiery passion within my soul, but also cause he is barbaric & he has to resort to shit tactics to get the advantage over Christian. Well that didn't happen now did it Cena. Tonight Cena is the reuniting of Edge & Christian as a team once again & we have brought someone else for the ride to watch our backs against you & your two ass rape buddies Triple Politics & Bald Wangle.
Jun Akiyama comes into the picture.
Edge- Akiyama. Do you speak English.
Akiyama shakes his head yes.
Edge- Well now is your chance to speak to the world.
Jun Akiyama- Angle, Cena. On Pistol Pistol you made a huge mistake by getting involved in mine & Edge's matchup by jumping Edge. Well tonight I have their back & i'm gonna break you two & your prison bitch buddy limb by limb & piece by piece & believe me boys, that will happen tonight. Hahahahahahaha.
Edge, Christian & Akiyama all walk away.
We then go back to the ring where Lillian Garcia announces the first matchup of the night.
Lillian Garcia- The following tag team contest is scheduled for 1 fall & it is a second round matchup in the HCW World Tag Team Championship Tournament. Introducing team number 1 first they are the HCW Tag Team Champions Dr Dre & the HCW X-Division Champion Eminem.
Guilty Conscience by Eminem & Dr Dre hits as both Dre & Eminem walk down to the ring with the titles & Dr Dre's Feast Or Fired case with them.
Lillian Garcia- And introducing their opponents from Chicago, Illinois at a combined weight of 455 pounds. CM Punk & Colt Cabana they are The Second City Saints.
This Fire Burns by Killswitch Engage hits as CM Punk & Colt Cabana walk down to the ring to a huge ovation from the Canadian Crowd.
Match 1: Round 2 In HCW World Tag Team Championship Tournament: HCW Tag Team Champions Dr Dre & HCW X-Division Champion Eminem vs The Second City Saints.
Eminem & CM Punk start the match off for their teams as this tag team matchup gets underway. CM Punk gets the early advantage by using his speed & quickness to take down Eminem. Eminem comes back & uses his own speed & quickness to take down Punk & gain the advantage. Eminem then uses a brawling style to take Punk down & then follows that up by switching to a technical style of offense by locking Punk in a chin lock. Punk then gets out of the move by hitting Eminem with a jawbreaker & follows that up by hitting a martial arts kick on Eminem. Punk then makes the tag to his Second City Saints partner Colt Cabana into the match. Cabana then proceeds to use a series of brawling moves to take Eminem down & keep the advantage in his teams favor. Cabana then switches his style up to a technical style as he locks Eminem in an armbar. Eminem eventually gets out of the hold by hitting Cabana with a version of The Shock Treatment. Eminem then makes the much anticipated tag to Dr Dre. Dr Dre uses his size & strength advantage to take down Cabana & shift the momentum of the matchup into his teams favor. Dr Dre then whips Cabana into the corner. Dr Dre & Eminem then proceed to work over Cabana by using a combination of double team moves & tagging eachother in & out to keep eachother fresh. Dr Dre then tags Eminem back into the matchup. Eminem then keeps his teams advantage by utilizing a series of speed moves to take Cabana down to the mat. Eminem then kicks Cabana in the ribs a few times & then goes to the ropes. Eminem then goes Springboard as he hits a Springboard Flying Hurricanrana on Cabana & the crowd is now on their feet as they are witnessing a spectacular matchup. Eminem then switches to a technical style of wrestling as he locks Cabana in a sitdown Full Nelson submission hold. After minutes of fighting the move, Cabana gets some strength into him & gets out of the move. Cabana then finds enough energy & hits Eminem with the Lariat Clothesline & both men are now down in the middle of the ring as the crowd is really into this matchup. Cabana then drags his body & makes the hot tag to CM Punk. Punk is on fire as hie hits a series of high paced moves to take Eminem down to the mat. Punk then kicks Dr Dre off of the ring apron & this matchup has finally shifted back into the favor of the Second City Saints. Punk then gets Eminem up & uses a series of Muai Thai style of moves to take Eminem back down to the mat. Punk then goes to the ropes & goes Springboard as he hits a Springboard Flying Clothesline onto Eminem. Meanwhile Colt Cabana does a Suicide Dive onto Dr Dre outside of the ring & now they are both down outside of the ring. Punk then gets Eminem on his shoulders & tries to hit him with the GTS, but Eminem gets out of it. Eminem then tries to hit Punk with The Relapse(Jumping DDT), but Punk gets out of that. Punk then kicks Eminem in the gut & hits him with the Pepsi Plunge & then goes for the pin.
1...2...3. Your winners of the match The Second City Saints.
CM Punk & Colt Cabana both celebrate their victory by going into the crowd & celebrating with the fans. Meanwhile Dr Dre & Eminem have dejected looks on their faces as they grab their tag titles & Dr Dre's Feast Or Fired Case & go on to the back.
We then go to the back where HCW Owner "Da Xtreme Gangsta" James Baker is walking around until he smells something.
James Baker- What in fucks name is that smell. Kofi, Jay. Where the fuck are you guys?
The camera gets to an angle where it catches Kofi Kingston & Jay Lethal smoking weed from a bong that was made from a pepsi can & eating a variety of foods like doritos, cheetos & sandwitches.
James Baker- Kofi, Jay. Where the fuck are you guys?
James then walks around for a while til he finds Kofi & Jay.
James Baker- Guys are you fucking serious.
Jay Lethal- Hey it's the Big Bossman.
James Baker- Good fucking god. How much weed have you toked up on.
Kofi Kingston- I don't know man. All I know is that this is some killer shit right here.
James Baker- Man put that shit out before the fucking health department comes up in this mother fucker & tears my fucking ass to shreds.
Jay Lethal- We can't do that Big Bossman.
James Baker- Fucking hell i'm not the Big fucking Bossman & if you don't put that fucking shit out, not only will I beat you two to a bloody fucking pulp, but I will also terminate your HCW contracts on the fucking spot. Now do I make myself perfectly fucking clear here?
Kofi Kingston- Okay okay man chill out. We will put it out.
James then walks away. Once James is gone, Lethal & Kofi start taking hits from the bong again.
Kofi Kingston- Aren't we supposed to listen to him.
Jay Lethal- I don't know, but let's just go to the parking lot & eat & smoke in the car.
Kofi Kingston- Smart thinking Lethal man. Let's go
Lethal & Kofi then grab their weed & every last bit of their food & are heading towards the parking lot area.
We then go back to the ring where Lillian Garcia announces the second matchup of the night.
Lillian Garcia- The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall & it is for the HCW United States Championship. Introducing to the ring at this time he is the HCW United States Champion Snoop Dogg.
Ain't Nuthin But A G Thang by Snoop Dogg & Dr Dre hits as Snoop Dogg goes down to the ring to a huge pop from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia- And introducing the challenger from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania weighing in at 242 pounds "The King Of Old School" Steve Corino.
Come With Me by P. Diddy & Jimmy Page hits as Steve Corino comes down to the ring to massive heel heat.
Match 2: HCW United States Championship" Snoop Dogg (c) vs "The King Of Old School" Steve Corino.
Snoop Dogg & Steve Corino lock up in the middle of the ring as this US Title matchup gets underway. Corino gets the early advantage by hitting Snoop Dogg with a series of brawling moves to take him down. Snoop Dogg then comes back & hits a series of brawling moves of his own to take down Corino & shift the match over to his favor. Snoop Dogg then tries to get Corino onto his feet, but Corino uses dirty tactics as he hits Snoop Dogg with a low blow & the crowd is giving Corino some massive heat. Corino then proceeds to stomp on Snoop Doggs legs. Corino then locks Snoop Dogg in a Texas Cloverleaf. Snoop Dogg then somehow tries to reverse the Texas Cloverleaf into a neckbreaker, but Corino catches onto this & hits Snoop Dogg with a neckbreaker of his own. Corino then locks in an Indian Deathlock onto Snoop Dogg. After minutes of fighting the move, Snoop Dogg gets out of it. Snoop Dogg & Corino then start throwing puches at eachother with Snoop Dogg's punches getting the upperhand on Corino. Snoop Dogg then hits Corino with the running STO & both men are now down in the ring. Both men get up & start throwing kicks at eachother this time & Snoop Dogg's kicks get the advantage over Corino. Snoop Dogg then levels Corino with a superkick & Corino is now down on the mat. Snoop Dogg then goes to the ropes & tries to hit Gin & Juice(Diving Leg Drop), but Corino moves out of the way & Snoop Dogg is now down in the ring. Corino then tries to hit the Old School Kick, but Snoop Dogg ducks out of it. Snoop Dogg then rolls Corino up for the pin attempt.
1...2...3. Your winner of the match & STILL the HCW United States Champion Snoop Dogg.
Corino then grabs the US Title Belt & whacks Snoop Dogg in the skull with the title. Corino then goes out of the ring & grabs a steel chair from under the ring apron. Corino then fold the chair up & sets it down in the middle of the ring. Corino then beats on Snoop Dogg some more. Corino then gets Snoop Dogg to his feet & hits him with the Old School Bomb(Scoop Brainbuster) onto the steel chair.
Corino then grabs the US Title & throws it onto Snoop Dogg & celebrates while the crowd is booing him out of the building.
We then go to the back where the loverly Eve Torres is standing by with Triple H.
Eve Torres- Triple H. Tonight you team up with HCW World Danger Champion Kurt Angle & John Cena to take on NWA World Heavyweight Champion Edge, "The Instant Classic" Christian Cage & Jun Akiyama. What are your thoughts on competing in this match?
Triple H- Well it's not like I have a choice now is it sweetheart. I don't see the fucking logic in putting me in a match where i'm above my opponents & partners that I have beaten the living shit out of in the past. You see I think James Baker is out to get me as he won't give me the title shot that is my god given right to have.
Suddenly Bret Hart & the Hart Dynasty come up.
Bret Hart- God given right. Are you fucking serious?
Triple H- Yes I am.
Bret Hart- That is the biggest crock of bullshit I have ever heard in a long long time. You really need to realize that the McMahon's aren't around anymore & that you have absolutely no backstage power what so ever. So with that being said Hunter, why don't you earn a title shot just like everybody else has to.
Triple H- I don't care about you or your little group of jobbers. Let's face it, I am a 13 time world champion.
Bret Hart- Blah blah blah I don't give a rats ass about how many times you've been world champion, but you need to get off your high horse & start earning your way to the top instead of just sleeping your way to the top & by the way if neither Shawn Michaels or Stephanie McMahon weren't around then I guarantee you that you would be a curtain jerker jobbing to main event talents instead of hogging all the spotlight from the younger guys over the years.
Triple H then hits Bret Hart & now the Hart Dynasty are attacking Triple H. Harry Smith & T.J. Wilson hold Triple H up & Bret Hart cracks a steel chair over his head which busts Triple H open. The Hart Dynasty continue to beat on Triple H til Shawn Michaels runs them off with a steel chair in hand.
Shawn Michaels then helps Triple H to his feet.
Shawn Michaels- Are you alright?
Triple H- I think so.
Shawn Michaels- Those guys will pay when we destroy them.
Triple H- We Shawn!
Shawn Michaels- Well yeah. I accept your offer to reform D-Generation X.
Triple H & Shawn Michaels both give eachother a high five & do crotch chops to the camera as DX has officially reunited in HCW.
We then go back to the ring where Lillian Garcia announces the 3rd matchup of the night.
Lillian Garcia- The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing to the ring first from Milwaukee, Wisconsin weighing in at 202 pounds Austin Aries.
The Greatest Man That Ever Lived (Variations on a Shaker Hymn) by Weezer hits as Austin Aries walks down to the ring with a bit of a cocky attitude.
Lillian Garcia- And introducing his opponent from San Antonio, Texas weighing in at 225 pounds "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels.
Sexy Boy by Shawn Michaels hits as Shawn Michaels does his signature entrance while receiving a thunderous amount of heat despite being a face.
Match 3: Austin Aries vs "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels.
Austin Aries & Shawn Michaels lock up in the middle of the ring as this matchup gets underway. Michaels gets the early advantage by hitting a series of speed moves to take Aries down. Aries then comes back & uses a series of speed moves of his own to take Michaels down. Aries tehn switches his style to a technical style of wrestling by locking a side headlock on Michaels. Michaels eventually gets to a verticle base & hits Aries with a jawbreaker. Michaels then stomps on Aries & then locks him in a side headlock. Aries then uses his feet to get out of the hold as he kicks Michaels off of him. Aries then gets Michaels up & uses a series of kicks to take him down. Aries then does a cocky walk & then starts kicking Michaels repeatedly in the ribs as he also proceeds to mock Michaels in the process. Aries then hits a running kick on Michaels & takes a bow as the fans are clearly showing their displeasure towards Aries. Aries then goes to the top rope & hits a diving elbow drop to further mock Michaels. Aries then proceeds to lock Michaels in a Camel Clutch. After minutes of fighting the hold, Michaels finally gets to the ropes which forces Aries to break the hold. Aries then gets Michaels up & levels him with a superkick. After a few minutes of taunting Michaels, Aries attempts to lock in a Scissored Armbar, but Michaels counters it into a Death Valley Driver & both men are now down in the ring. Both Aries & Michaels eventually get to their feet & start throwing a bunch of right handed punches at eachother with Michaels getting the advantage over Aries. Michaels then shoots off the ropes & hits Aries with the Flying Forearm & foolows that up with his signature kip up. Michaels then gets Aries up & hits him with the Scoop Slam & then goes to the top rope. Michaels then hits Aries with his signature Flying Elbow Drop & is now tuning up the band for his finishing move Sweet Chin Music. Michaels then tries to hit Sweet Chin Music, but Aries ducks it. Aries then tries to hit the Brainbuster, but Michaels gets out of that & instantly hits him with Sweet Chin Music & immediately goes for the cover.
1...2...3. Your winner of the match "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels.
Suddenly Bret Hart & The Hart Dynasty come down to the ring & attack Shawn Michaels & now it's a 3 on 1 attack with Bret Hart directing traffic. Aries officially turns heel & joins the Hart Dynasty in attacking Shawn Michaels. Jushin Liger comes down & tries to save Michaels, but he gets beaten down by Aries & The Hart Dynasty & now it's 3 on 2. Suddenly Kevin Nash, Scott Hall & Sean Waltman then come out & Aries, Bret Hart & The Hart Dynasty all run off through the crowd as Nash, Hall & Waltman all check on Michaels' condition.
Nash, Hall & Waltman all stare down Bret Hart & The Hart Dynasty through the crowd.
We then go to a promotional package on HCW Redemption which is in a couple of weeks
We then go backstage as "The Franchise" Shane Douglas interviews Santino Marella & William Regal aka The All-American Europeans.
Shane Douglas- Santino, Regal. Coming up next you two will face off against ECW Champion The Zombie & CWW World Heavyweight Champion Johnny Christ in a second round matchup in the HCW World Tag Team Championship number one contenders tournament. Now judging by your first two or three matches as a team, you guys are virtually unstoppable. How does your cohesiveness fare up against a more experienced tag team in The Monster Nation?
William Regal- I'll answer that. You see Douglas, they may have been a team longer than we have, but we have much more skill than they ever have had in their entire career so far. We will be closer to realizing our first goal in HCW when we beat The Monster Nation.
Santino Marella- Yes you sees. Me & Regirl are a well oiled machine. I am trained in martial arts, while Regirl is a brawler from the streets of Blackpool, England.
William Regal- Give me that you bloody idiot & for the last time it's Regal, not Regirl.
Santino Marella- That's what I said, Regirl.
William Regal- Jesus christ. Let's go we have a matchup & after that we are gonna work on your speech impediment.
Santino Marella- But I don't have a speech impediment.
William Regal- Silence Santina
We then go back to the ring where Lillian Garcia announces the fourth matchup of the night.
Lillian Garcia- The following tag team contest is scheduled for 1 fall & it is a second round matchup in the HCW World Tag Team Championship Tournament. Introducing team number 1 first at a combined weight of 471 pounds. Santino Marella & William Regal they are The All-American Europeans.
Gladiators by Jim Johnston hits as William Regal is walking down to the ring with a purpose while Santino Marella is flirting with females.
Lilliam Garcia- And introducing their opponents representing the IWC at a combined weight of 551 pounds they are the ECW Champion The Zombie & the CWW World Heavyweight Champion Johnny Christ together they are The Monster Nation.
The Zombie's music hits as he & Johnny Christ walk down to the ring with The Zombie once again carrying a spiked out baseball bat to the ring with him.
Match 4: Second Round matchup in HCW World Tag Team Championship Tournament: The All-American Europeans vs The Monster Nation.
Santino Marella & Johnny Christ start the matchup off for their teams as this tag team matchup gets underway. Santino gets the early advantage by using an MMA style of offense to take down Christ. Christ then comes back & uses a power style to take down Santino. Santino then goes back to an MMA style of offense as he hits an MMA style slam on Christ. Santino then tags in William Regal & he & Santino hit Christ with a double team move. Regal then continues his teams advantage by utilizing a series of brawling style moves to take down Christ. Regal then immediately switches his style to a technical style of wrestling as he locks a bow & arrow submission hold on Christ. Regal then breaks the hold as he signals Santino to come in the ring while he knocks The Zombie off of the ring apron. Regal then grabs a set of brass knuckles & hits Christ in the jaw & Santino follows that up by hitting a Swinging Neckbreaker on Christ as Regal goes for the cover.
1...2...3. Your winners of the match The All-American Europeans.
The Zombie then quickly grabs his spiked out baseball bat & runs into the ring & Santino & Regal immediately flee the ring & run up the ramp.
The Zombie then gets Johnny Christ up to his feet & all seems good & well between them two, until The Zombie hits Christ in the skull with the Spiked Out Baseball Bat. The Zombie then hits Christ repeatedly with the Spiked Out Baseball Bat til blood comes pooring from Christ's skull.
The Zombie them smears Christ's blood all over his chest, places the Spiked Out Baseball Bat in the middle of the ring & then levels Christ with The Brain Dead(Brainbuster) onto the Spiked Out Baseball Bat.
The Zombie then grabs both the ECW Championship & the CWW World Heavyweight Championship & raises both of them over his head.
We then go to James Baker's office where Austin Aries is in there.
Austin Aries- Look, I want a rematch for my ROH World Heavyweight Championship & I want that to happen at Redemption
James Baker- Well you do have a rematch clause in your contract so you will be granted the rematch against Jushin Liger at Redemption for the ROH World Heavyweight Championship.
Aries then leaves.
James Baker- In addition to the Aries/Liger ROH World Title Match, the me/Orton matchup & the triple threat title match between Taker/Lesnar & Samoa Joe match, I have announced that Snoop Dogg will defend his US Title against Steve Corino at Redempion, also at Redemption Both Rey Mysterio & Konnan will choose 5 members a piece of their factions to face off against eachother in a 10 man tag team match, also at Redemption we will have The Zombie vs Johnny Christ for the ECW Championship. Finally as confirmed by both parties involved, both Kurt Angle & Edge will compete in a 3 Stages Of Hell Match for both the HCW World Danger Championship & the NWA World Heavyweight Championship up for grabs.
We then go to another part of the arena where Konnan & the Mexican Mafia are in a brawl with Rey Mysterio & the Latino Nation
We then go back to the ring where Lillian Garcia announces the fifth matchup of the night.
Lillian Garcia- The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing first from Japan weighing in at 210 pounds he is the ROH World Heavyweight Champion Jushin "Thunder" Liger.
A Japanese Theme Song hits as Jushin Liger carries his title on his shoulder as he is limping his way to the ring to a massive reception from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia- And introducing his opponent from Orangeburg, South Caroling weighing in at 248 pounds Shelton Benjamin.
Ain't No Stoppin Me Now(Remix) by Axel hits as Shelton Benjamin walks down to the ring with a purpose.
Match 5: ROH World Heavyweight Champion Jushin "Thunder" Liger vs Shelton Benjamin.
Jushin Liger & Shelton Benjamin lock up in the middle of the ring as this non title matchup gets underway. Liger gains the early advantage by hitting a series of speed moves to take down Benjamin. Benjamin then comes back & uses a series of speed moves of his own to take down Liger. Benjamin then swithes to a technical style of wrestling as helocks in a front headlock on Liger. Liger then uses his legs to kick Benjamin off of him & then rocks Benjamin with a Buzzsaw like kick to his jaw. Liger then gets Benjamin up & whips him into the turnbuckle. Liger then tries to hit the running Monkey Flip, but Benjamin lands on his feet & hits Liger with the neckbreaker. Benjamin then goes back to a technical style of offense by locking Liger in a side headlock. Benjamin then raises Liger to a verticle base & nails him with a DDT. Benjamin then goes back to a technical style of offense by locking in a Rear Naked Choke onto Liger. After minutes of fighting the move, Liger uses a bit of strength in his body & hits Benjamin with an Electric Chair & both men are now down in the ring. Both Liger & Benjamin get up on their feet & start throwing punches at eachother. Liger then hits Benjamin with a hurricanrana & shifts the matchup back into his favor. Liger then gets Benjamin up & tries to hit him with the Liger Bomb, but Benjamin gets out of it & then hits Liger with the Dragon Whip. Benjamin then tries to hit the Pay Dirt, but Liger counters it into a backbreaker. Liger then gets Benjamin back up & finally hits him with the Liger Bomb & then goes for the cover.
1...2...3. Your winner of the match the ROH World Heavyweight Champion Jushin "Thunder" Liger.
Liger celebrates until Austin Aries comes out with a shovel & whacks Liger in the head with it. Aries then starts whacking Liger's skull with the shovel til blood starts flowing from Liger's skull. Aries now has the shovel around Liger's neck & is now choking the shit out of him with it.
Aries then gets Liger up & picks up the ROH Title & hits Liger in the skull with it.
Aries then celebrates by raising the ROH World Heavyweight Championship in the air as the crowd is booing him loudly.
We then go to the back where we are standing by with Matt Hardy.
Matt Hardy- This is a fucking joke. I don't see why I get shafted for a tag team that couldn't hold a candle to me & some fake tanned politician who knows that his time is up, but he really doesn't wanna admit that. I beat Jeff Hardy at Starstruck & yet I haven't had a match since then. Well I issue an open challenge on Beatdown & at Redemption I issue an open challenge to anybody whether it be somebody from HCW, another promotion or any of these idiots in the crowd.
Jeff Hardy suddenly appears & attacks his brother & the Hardyz go at it til security pulls them away from eachother.
We then go back to the ring where Lillian Garcia announces the main event matchup of the night.
Lillian Garcia- Ladies & gentlemen, this is your main event matchup & it is a 6 man tag team matchup & it is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing team number 1 first from Toronto Ontario, Canada at a combined weight of 474 pounds "The Instant Classic" Christian Cage & the NWA World Heavyweight Champion Edge.
You Think You Know Me by Jim Johnston hits as the fans goes ape shit for the reuniting of Edge & Christian.
Lillian Garcia- And introducing their tag team partner from Izumi, Osaka weighing in at 243 pounds Jun Akiyama.
A Japanese theme song hits as Jun Akiyama walks down to the ring to a chorus of cheers from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia- And introducing their opponents first from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania weighing in at 230 pounds he is the only Olympic Gold Medalist in professional wrestling history & the HCW World Danger Champion Kurt Angle.
Gold Metal by Tha Trademarc & Dale Oliver hits as Kurt Angle walks down to the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia- And introducing his partner from West Newberry, Massachusetts weighing in at 248 pounds John Cena.
Basic Thuganomics by John Cena hits as John Cena does his entrance to massive heat from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia- And introducing their partner from Greenwich, Connecticut weighing in at 260 pounds Triple H.
Time To Play The Game by Motorhead hits as Triple H does his long entrance to the ring to massive heat from the crowd.
Main Event Matchup: NWA World Heavyweight Champion "The Rated R Superstar" Edge, "The Instant Classic" Christian Cage & Jun Akiyama vs HCW World Danger Champion Kurt Angle, John Cena & Triple H.
Edge & John Cena start the matchup off for their teams as this 6 man tag team matchup gets underway. Edge gains the early advantage by using a series of speed moves to take down Cena. Cena then comes back & hits a series of brawling like moves to take down Edge & shift the advantage into his teams favor. Cena then starts stomping on Edge repeatedly til he makes the tag to Triple H. Triple H then uses a series of brawling style moves to take down Edge. Edge then gets up & uses an underhanded move & tags in his long time partner Christian Cage. Edge & Christian then hit a double team move on Triple H & then Christian locks Triple H in a side headlock. Triple H then gets out of it & hits Christian with a back suplex. Triple H then starts to stomp on various parts of Christian's body. Triple H then gets Christian up & hits him with an Atomic Drop & follows that up by hitting him with a knee drop. Triple H then gets Christian up & whips him into his teams corner. Triple H, Cena & Angle all proceed to work over Christian by using a combination of dirty tactics, double & triple team moves & tagging eachother in & out to keep eachother fresh. Triple H then tags Kurt Angle into the matchup. Angle then continues his teams advantage by stomping on Christian. Angle then goes to a technical style of wrestling by locking Christian in a front face lock. After minutes of fighting the move, Christian gets to his feet & hits Angle with the Northern Lights Suplex & both men are now down in the middle of the ring. Christian eventually makes the hot tag to Jun Akiyama. Akiyama is on fire as he hits a series of clotheslines & a dropkick to take Angle down & the crowd is on their feet. Cena comes into the ring, but Akiyama throws him to the outside where Edge is now brawling with Cena. Triple H then comes in & tries to clothesline Akiyama, but Christian comes back in & levels him with a right hand & sends him outside of the ring where eventually Christian hits Triple H with a Suicide Dive. Meanwhile back in the ring, Akiyama & Angle start throwing a series of punches at eachother with Akiyama's punches getting the advantage over Angle's punches. Akiyama then immediately tries to go for the Blue Thunder Driver, but Angle gets out of it, Angle then tries to go for the Angle Slam, but Akiyama counters it into an armbar, which Angle counters it into an Angle Slam, but only gets a near fall. Angle is clearly frustrated as he pulls down the straps & is either going for the Angle Slam again or the Ankle Lock. Angle then decides to try to lock Akiyama in the Ankel Lock, but Edge comes back in the ring & hits Angle with the spear & puts Akiyama on top of Angle for the cover.
1...2...3. Your winners of the match the NWA World Heavyweight Champion "The Rated R Superstar" Edge, "The Instant Classic" Christian Cage & Jun Akiyama.
Edge, Christian Cage & Jun Akiyama celebrate in the ring by doing Edge & Christian's famous 5 Second Pose which has the fans going nuts.
Angle, Cena & Triple H retreat up the ramp pissed off as this weeks version of Danger comes to a close.
Fireworks go off as Mike Tenay & Stevie Ray welcome us to this weeks edition of HCW Beatdown live from the Pengrowth Saddledome in Calgary Alberta, Canada.
Tony Chimmel- The following tag team contest is scheduled for 1 fall & it is a Second Round Matchup in the HCW World Tag Team Championship Tournament. Introducing team number one being accompanied by HCW Womens Champion Melina at a combined weight of 439 pounds John Morrison & The Miz.
Ain't No Make Believe by Stonefree Experience hits as John Morrison, The Miz & Melina all walk down to the ring to boos from the crowd despite being the faces.
Tony Chimmel- And introducing their opponents from the United Kingdom at a combined weight of 302 pounds Pac & Spud they are Team UK
The Kids Aren't Alright by The Offspring hits as Team UK walks down to the ring with their british flag to a decent reception from the crowd(and yet we are in canada, go figure on that one).
Match 1: Second Round in HCW World Tag Team Championship Tournament: John Morrison & The Miz(w/HCW Womens Champion Melina) vs Team UK(Pac & Spud)
John Morrison & Pac start the matchoff for their teams as this tag team matchup gets underway. Morrison gains the early advantage by hitting Pac with a series of speed moves to take him down. Pac then comes back & uses a brawling style offense to take down Morrison. Pac then goes to a technical style of offense by locking in a body scissors on Morrison. Morrison eventually gets out of it & hits Pac with a snapmare takedown. Morrison then tags in his partner The Miz. The Miz then keeps his teams advantage by hitting Pac with a series of high impact moves to take him down. Pac then comes back & hits The Miz with a series of high impact moves of his own to take him down. Pac then tags in his tag team partner Spud. Spud then continues his teams advantage by hitting The Miz with a series of high impact moves to take him down. Spud then gets The Miz up & low blows him which shockingly the crowd approves of it. Spud then starts to kick The Miz in the ribs repeatedly. Spud then gets The Miz up & whips him into his corner. Spud & Pac then proceed to work over The Miz by using a combination of dirty tactic, double team moves & tagging eachother in & out to keep eachother fresh. Spud then tags Pac back into the matchup. Pac then keeps the momentum into his teams favor by hitting The Miz with a series of kicks & follows that up by hitting him with a roundhouse kick to take him down. Pac then starts kicking The Miz in the nuts repeatedly & then goes to the ropes. Pac then goes Springboard by hitting The Miz with a Springboard Body Splash. Pac then goes to a technical style of offense by locking The Miz in a Rear Naked Choke Hold. The crowd gives The Miz the strength to get out of the submission hold as The Miz gets out of it & hits Pac with a jawbreaker & follows that up with a wicked clothesline & both men are now down in the ring. The Miz then slowly crawls to his corner & tags in John Morrison as Pac tags in Spud. Morrison is on fire as he hits a series of clotheslines to take Spud down. Morrison then springs off of the ropes & gives Pac a dangerous neckbreaker off of the ring apron & onto the floor below. Meanwhile The Miz goes into the ring, but walks right into a superkick from Spud & The Miz is now down to the outside of the ring. Morrison comes back into the ring & he & Spud are throwing punches at eachother with Morrison's punches getting the upperhand over Spud. Morrison then springs off of the ropes & hits Spud with the Flying Chuck. Morrison then gets Spud up & tries to hit him with the Moonlight Drive, but Spud reverses it into a Fisherman Suplex. Spud then tries to go for the Tilt-A-Whirl DDT, but Morrison gets out of it & tries to hit a Northern Lights Suplex, but Spud gets out of it. Spud then low blows Morrison & then hits him with the Tilt-A-Whirl DDT & now goes to the top rope. Spud then hits the Spudsault(Corkscrew 450° Splash).
1...2...3. Your winners of the match Team UK.
Team UK grab their British Flag & go up the ramp while Morrison is pissed off in the ring while Melina is trying to comfort him.
T.J. Wilson, Harry Smith & Natalya Neidhart all appear from the crowd & attack Morrison, The Miz & Melina from behind. Wilson & Smith then hit Morrison with the Hart Attack & then they also hit the Hart Attack on The Miz while Natalya has Melina locked in the Sharpshooter.
Natalya, Wilson & Smith all go up the ramp as their hometown crowd gives them a standing ovation.
We then go to the basement of the arena where Kane is there & has his mask in his hand.
Kane- Tonight I have the chance to bring myself back to credibility by defeating one of my brothers opponents at Redemption in the HCW Beatdown Champion Samoa Joe. You see I was made to look like a joke by Vince McMahon. I was jobbing to midget wrestlers & I had lost the dominance & destruction that made me famous. I was stuck in the tag team division with Big Show while also being a lowly henchman for Edge & what did I get out of that? Nothing. That's right I got nothing out of it & teaming with Big Show brought my career down even more cause we were not lonly losing to midgets, but we were also losing to celebrities. Starting tonight Kane will be the dominant force that he once was & I will have my Kane-a-nites right behind me as I send Samoa Joe straight to hell.
Kane then raises his arms like he does with his in-ring entrance & then fire starts to surround the basement room.
We then go back to the ring where Tony Chimmel announces the second matchup of the night.
Tony Chimmel- The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing to the ring at this time from Cameron, North Carolina weighing in at 236 pounds Matt Hardy.
Live For The Moment by Monster Magnet hits as Matt Hardy walks down to the ring with a bit of cockiness as the fans are giving him some serious heel heat.
Matt Hardy- Give me that. Now all of you idiotic sheep canadians are here to see me defeat the person who accepts my open challenge tonight. Now to note that anybody back there can have their chance to get their ass handed to them by Matt Hardy tonight. Come on don't be shy. Come out here infront of all these stupid canadians & face me right now.
One Of A Kind by Breaking Point hits as Rob Van Dam comes out & the fans are going completely nuts for Rob Van Dam as he accepts Matt Hardy's challenge.
Match 2: Matt Hardy vs Rob Van Dam.
Matt Hardy & Rob Van Dam just go straight after eachother as this matchup gets underway. RVD gains the early advantage by using his speed to take down Hardy. Hardy then comes back & uses a wicked clothesline to take down RVD. Hardy then switches to a technical style of wrestling by locking RVD in a chin lock. RVD gets out of the chin lock & takes Hardy down with a leg sweep. RVD then hits Hardy with the Hand Spring Splash & is now in control of the matchup. RVD then gets Hardy up & delivers a series of martial arts kicks to take him back down. RVD then points at the fans & then hits Hardy with the Rolling Thunder. RVD then attempts to hit the Rolling Thunder again, but Hardy sticks his knees up & RVD is down. Hardy then repeatedly stomps on RVD. Hardy then stomps repeatedly on RVD's groin & now has locked him in a Texas Cloverleaf. RVD eventually gets the ropes which forces Hardy to break the hold. Hardy then repeatedly stomps on RVD's legs & pulls him to the middle of the ring & again locks RVD in the Texas Cloverleaf. After minutes of fighting it, RVD uses his legs to get Hardy off of him & break the submission hold. RVD is up & starts to hit Hardy with a series of kicks. RVD then whips Hardy off of the ropes & jumps over him a few times & then hits Hardy with the Monkey Flip & the crowd is going nuts for RVD as he has now shifted the matchup back into his favor. RVD then again hits Hardy with the Rolling Thunder. RVD then goes to the top rope & tries to hit the Hollywood Star Press, but Hardy moves out of the way. Hardy quickly takes advantage of this & hits RVD with the Side Effect. Hardy the goes to the top rope & hits the top rope forearm splash on RVD. Hardy then signals for the Twist Of Fate. Hardy then kicks RVD in the gut & tries to go for the Twist Of Fate, but RVD shoves Hardy & then hits him with the Roundhouse Kick. RVD goes to the top rope & tries to hit the 5 Star Frog Splash, but Hardy wisely moves out of the way. Hardy then hits RVD with the Twist Of Fate, but only gets a near fall which frustrates the hell out of Hardy. Hardy then tries to again lock in the Texas Cloverleaf, but RVDcatches him & does a wicked hurricanrana to Hardy while RVD is on his back. RVD then goes to the top rope & finally hits Hardy with the 5 Star Frog Splash & immediately goes to cover Hardy.
1...2...3. Your winner of the match Rob Van Dam.
Jeff Hardy then comes down to the ring & contragulates RVD on his win & then goes to the top rope & hits his brother Matt with the Swanton Bomb. Jeff then grabs the microphone.
Jeff Hardy- Matt! You said on Danger that you have an open challenge against anybody at Redmeption. Well I accept your open challenge & by the way Matt. Our match will be with extreme implications as I want our match to be a TLC Match.
The crowd lets out a huge cheer as it has been announced that The Hardyz will face eachother in a ladder match.
We then go to the back where the lovely Eve Torres is interviewing Konnan who has his Mexican Mafia behind him.
Eve Torres- I am here with the leader of the Mexican Mafia Konnan. Konnan what are your thoughts on your team facing The Latino Nation in a 10 man tag team matchup at Redemption?
Konnan- Well Eve it's quite simple actually. You see I don't have a problem picking 5 members to face Rey-Rey's 5 mediocre members as we are the more dominate team.
Suddenly the Latino Nation appear.
Rey Mysterio- Konnan just listen to yourself. You sound like an idiot.
Konnan- Speak for yourself Rey-Rey. I'm doing what I set out to do & that is to be a dominant force here in HCW & I think i'm doing that pretty well actually.
Rey Mysterio- Whatever Konnan. All I know is that your team will be beaten at Redemption.
Juventud then spits in Konnan's face & The Latino Nation & The Mexican Mafia are brawling with eachother. Security eventually comes in, but also get beaten down for their troubles.
The brawl then spews out into the parking lot where Konnan & Rey Mysterio are fighting while the other members of both factions are nearby fighting eachother.
Suddenly a speeding car appears heading in the direction of Konnan & Rey Mysterio. Konnan notices the car & moves out of the way, but Rey Mysterio is not so fortunate as the speeding car hits him & Mysterio lands really hard onto the ground as the speeding car drives fastly away from the scene.
The Mexican Mafia run away from the situation while the members of The Latino Nation go to check on Rey Mysterio's condition & they call for medical people to check on Mysterio's condition.
We then take it to the announcers Mike Tenay & Stevie Ray on their thoughts on this.
Mike Tenay- My god that display we just saw is disgusting. Who would be so gutless enough to run over a 175 pound man in Rey Mysterio.
Stevie Ray- I don't know that answer, but I bet you money that Konnan had a hand in this.
Mike Tenay- Wait i'm getting word that EMT's & medical staff are now by Mysterio.
We then go to the scene where the EMT's are loading Mysterio on a stretcher.
EMT- Load him up in the ambulance.
Juventud Guerrera- So is he gonna be alright.
EMT- I really don't know right now.
The ambulance doors close & the ambulance drives away.
Juventud Guerrera- Get the car. We are going to the hospital.
Juventud & company get inside of the car & follow the ambulance out of the parking lot & they are going to the hospital.
We then go back to the ring where Tony Chimmel announces the main event matchup of the night.
Tony Chimmel- The following contest is the main event matchup & it is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing first being accompanied by Taz from Huntington Beach, California weighing in at 290 pounds he is the HCW Beatdown Champion "The Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe.
Samoan Style by Dale Oliver hits as Samoa Joe & Taz walk down to the ring together with determined looks on their faces.
Tony Chimmel- And introducing his opponent weighing in at 323 pounds Kane.
Burned by Jim Johnston hits as Kane comes out to the ring to his old attire complete with his mask as he receives a thunderous ovation.
Main Event Matchup: HCW Beatdown Champion "The Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe(w/Taz) vs Kane.
Samoa Joe & Kane just go at it as this matchup gets underway. Samoa Joe gets the early advantage by using a series of brawling moves to take Kane down. Kane then comes back & shifts the matchup into his favor by hitting Samoa Joe with a series of power moves to take him down. Kane then stomps on Samoa Joe repeatedly. Kane then puts his foot across Samoa Joe's throat til he breaks the hold on his own accord. Kane then gets Samoa Joe up & hits him with the scoop slam. Kane then goes to the top rope & tries to hit a Flying Clothesline, but Samoa Joe instead hits Kane with a dropkick. Samoa Joe then goes to the outside of the ring & grabs a trashcan, lighter fluid, a kendo stick, a lead pipe, a steel chair, a kendo stick & a table & brings all those items into the ring. Samoa Joe then picks up the kendo stick & whacks Kane in the back with it several times. Samoa Joe then gets Kane up & tries to hit him with the Kendo Stick, but Kane ducks it & hits Samoa Joe with the big boot to the face. Kane then grabs the stell chair & repeatedly hits Samoa Joe in the back with it. Kane then places the trash can ontop of Samoa Joe's head & then grabs the chair & then hits the trash can repeatedly with the chair. Kane then sets the table up & then grabs the lighter fluid & lights the table on fire. Kane then picks Joe up & tries to powerbomb him through the flaming table, but Samoa Joe gets out of the powerbomb position & hits Kane with the neckbreaker. Samoa Joe then gets Kane up & then starts hitting him with a few right handed punches, followed by an Inverted Atomic Drop, then followed by a running single legged drop kicked & finally finished with a running senton & this matchup is now back in Samoa Joe's favor. Samoa Joe then picks Kane up & tries to powerslam him through the flaming table, but Kane gets out of it & hits Samoa Joe with a back suplex & both men are now down in the ring. Both Kane & Samoa Joe eventually get up & start throwing punches at eachother with Kane's punches getting the advantage over Samoa Joe. Kane then whips off the ropes & hits a big boot on Samoa Joe. Kane then grabs Samoa Joe by the throat & tries to chokeslam him, but Taz comes in the ring & hits Kane in the back of the head with the ring bell & Kane is out cold. Samoa Joe then gets Kane up & hits him with the Muscle Buster through the flaming table.
1...2...3. Your winner of the match the HCW Beatdown Champion "The Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe.
Samoa Joe & Taz the proceed to beat Kane down for a while. Samoa Joe now has the lead pipe & is about to hit Kane with it.
The lights go out & The Undertaker's signature gong plays over the speakers & the crowd is going nuts.
The lights go back on & Kane is nowhere to be found & Samoa Joe & Taz are both searching to see where The Undertaker & Kane are at.
This weeks edition of HCW Beatdown comes to a close.
Biggest Pops
The Undertaker
Rob Van Dam
The Hart Dynasty(despite being heels, but they are Canadian though)
The Latino Nation
Kane
Biggest Heat
The Mexican Mafia
Samoa Joe
John Morrison & The Miz(despite being faces)
Matt Hardy
Taz
Fireworks go off as Michael Cole & "The Franchise" Shane Douglas welcome us to this weeks edition of HCW Pistol Pistol live from the Pengrowth Saddledome in Calgary Alberta, Canada.
Jeremy Borash- The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall & it is for the HCW Television Championship Of The World. Introducing to the ring first from Gainesville, Georgia he weighed in this morning at 218 pound. He is the HCW Television Champion Of The World, this is "The Phenominal" A.J. Styles.
I Am by GRITS hits as A.J. Styles does his entrance to a nice reception from the crowd.
Jeremy Borash- And introducing the challenger representing the Hart Dynasty from Calgary Alberta, Canada he weighed in this morning at 195 pounds. This is Teddy Hart.
Hitman remix by Jim Johnston hits as Teddy Hart does his entrance to a massive ovation from his hometown crowd despite being a heel.
Match 1: HCW World Television Championship: "The Phenominal" A.J. Styles (c) vs Teddy Hart.
A.J. Styles & Teddy Hart lock up in the middle of the ring as this matchup gets underway. Styles gains the early advantage by using a series of speed moves to take Hart down. Hart then comes back & uses a series of speed moves of his own to take Styles down. Hart then goes to a technical style of wrestling by locking Styles in an armbar. Styles counters the armbar into a snapmare takedown & now locks Hart into a side headlock. Hart then uses his speed to counter the side headlock into a reverse DDT. Hart then works over Styles' arm as he stomps on it repeatedly. Hart now has a fujiwara armbar locked in on Styles. Styles eventually gets to the ropes which forces Hart to break the hold. Hart then picks Styles up & tries to hit a suplex on him, but Styles gets out of the suplex & immediately hits a reverse DDT on Hart & both men are now down in the ring. Styles then goes to a technical style of wrestling & locks in a side headlock on Hart. Hart gets out of that by hitting Styles with a jawbreaker. Hart then goes to the top rope & tries to hit the Triple Bypass(Shooting Star Leg Drop), but Styles moves out of the way. Styles then gets on fire as he hits Hart with a series of high paced moves & clotheslines & the crowd is giving Styles a mixed reaction. Styles & Hart then start throwing punches at eachother with Styles' punches gaining the advantage over Hart. Styles then hits Hart with the Pele out of nowhere & now the matchup is back in Styles' favor. Styles then goes to the ropes & goes springboard by hitting a Springboard Flying Forearm on Hart. Styles then tries to hit the Styles Clash, but Hart reverses it into a backbody drop. Hart then goes to the top rope & tries to hit the Hart Attack(Shooting Star Press), but Styles moves out of the way & then hits Hart with the Styles Clash & then goes for the cover.
1...2...3. Your winner of the match & still HCW Television Champion Of The World "The Phenominal" A.J. Styles.
A.J. Styles celebrates his victory until Hart Dynasty members T.J. Wilson & Harry Smith attack A.J. from behind with Natalya directing traffic & now it's a 3 on 1 attack as Teddy Hart joins in on the attack. The Hart Dynasty then continue to attack A.J. until Christopher Daniels makes the save for his best friend. Christopher Daniels grabs the microphone.
Christopher Daniels- Hart Dynasty. You wanna mess with A.J, well then you're gonna go through me to do that. How about next week it will be The Hart Dynasty to take on the reformed team of "The Phenominal" A.J. Styles & of course myself "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels. Now A.J. my meeting last week with HCW management went well & at Redemption, management decided to have me go for a championship of my choice. Now after some long & hard deliberating on this subject. I decided I want a shot at the HCW World Television Championship so what that means is that I will face you at Redemption for the title.
A.J. looks at Daniels with approval & A.J. & Daniels both celebrate together as the Hart Dynasty look on angry as hell.
We then go to the back where the lovely Eve Torres is standing by with UFC Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar who is being accompanied by UFC President Dana White, UFC Middleweight Champion Anderson Silva, UFC Welterweight Champion Georges St. Pierre, UFC Lightweight Champion B.J. Penn, Chuck Liddell & Andrei Arlovski.
Eve Torres- Brock Lesnar. Tonight you team up with Samoa Joe to take on the runited Brothers Of Destruction. What are your thoughts on this?
Brock Lesnar- Thank you for being a more intelligent person this week. You see I don't give 2 shits about Samoa Joe as the only thing that fears him is a god damn Dominos Bread Bowl. That fat mother fucker better live up to his end of the bargain & stay the fuck out of my way. As far as Kane & Undertaker go, their nothing anymore. Kane's just a fat piece of fucking shit who still thinks he is in the 90's & Undertaker, the whole torturing souls act was played out years ago. It's basically outdated Taker. I will beat both of you tonight as I will carry my team to victory.
HCW Beatdown Champion Samoa Joe & Taz then walk up.
Taz- Are you serious Brock? This right here is Samoa Joe. Like me, he's a killer & he destroyes any mother fucker that stands in his way & that even includes you Brock.
Brock- Taz i'm not scared of you or your fat bitch over there. I'm the UFC Heavyweight Champion & i've beaten more established names than you two have combined. Taz you're a bingo hall bitch who's only claim to fame is being the shitty ass champion for a bingo hall promotion &.....
Taz then hits Lesnar in the head with the kendo stick. The UFC guys then try to get Taz, but Samoa Joe stops them. by hitting each one of then with another Kendo Stick. Samoa Joe & Taz then walk away with satisfied looks on their faces.
We then go back to the ring where Jeremy Borash announces the second matchup of the night.
Jeremy Borash- The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing first from Venice Beach, California he weighed in this morning at 255 pounds. This is "The Icon" Sting.
Slay Me by Dale Oliver hits as Sting comes out to the ring & greets the fans while they are cheering loudly for him.
Jeremy Borash- And introducing his opponent from St. Louis, Missouri he weighed in this morning at 245 pounds. This is Randy Orton.
Voices by Rev Theory hits as Randy Orton slowly makes his way to the ring & the crowd is giving him some major heat.
Match 2: "The Icon" Sting vs Randy Orton.
Sting & Randy Orton lock up in the middle of the ring as this matchup gets underway. Sting gains the early advantage by hitting a series of brawling like moves to take Orton down. Orton then comes back & hits Sting with a series of brawling like moves of his own to shift the matchup into his favor. Orton then goes to a technical style of wrestling by locking Sting in a side headlock. Sting eventually gets the ropes which forces Orton to break the hold. Orton then works on Sting's neck by placing his boot across Sting's neck & now locks Sting back into the side headlock. Orton then breaks the hold. Orton then hits multiple stomps while circling around Sting. Orton then gets Sting up onto his feet & hits him with a few punches & then hits Sting with the scoop slam & then follows that up with a running forearm shot to Sting's head & chest. Orton then kicks Sting repeatedly in the ribs. Orton then goes back to a technical style by locking Sting in a sleeper hold. After minutes of fighting the hold, Sting manages to use his strength to get out of the submission hold. Sting then gets on fire as he hits a series of clotheslines on Orton & then follows all that up by whipping Orton into the turnbuckle. Sting then hits Orton with 2 consecutive Stinger Splashes to the corner & this matchup has officially been shifted to Sting's favor. Sting then tries to lock in the Scorpion Death Lock, but Orton kicks Sting off of him. Orton then gets Sting up & hits him with the Inverted Backbreaker. Orton then gets into his psychotic faze & goes to the corner to set up for the punt kick. Orton then tries to hit the punt kick, but Sting ducks it & hits the Scorpion Death Drop from out of nowhere & goes to cover Orton, but Orton just manages to kick out. Sting then tries to again lock in the Scorpion Death Lock, but Orton kicks Sting right in the skull to knock him down on the ground. Orton then gets into the viper like position as he signals for the RKO. Orton tries to hit the RKO, but Sting instead drops Orton onto his back. Sting then tries to lock in the Scorpion Death Drop, but Orton again gets out of it. Orton then hits Sting with the RKO from out of nowhere & goes for the cover.
1...2...3. Your winner of the match Randy Orton.
Randy Orton then goes to the corner & is getting ready to punt Sting in the skull, but HCW Owner "Da Xtreme Gangsta" James Baker comes down to make the save for Sting & make Orton retreat up the ramp. James then helps Sting up to his feet & raises his hand as James & Sting stand tall in the ring while Orton has retreated up the ramp.
We then go to the back where we are standing by with "The Extreme Enigma" Jeff Hardy.
Jeff Hardy- Tonight i'm facing a demented man in The Zombie & at Redemption i'm gonna be facing my brother Matt in a TLC match. You see i'm also a sick & demented man myself as I risk my body for all of the great fans that sell out these arenas night after night after night. Now as far as tonight goes, I will put myself through a whole bunch of shit & I will beat The Zombie.
Suddenly Matt Hardy comes up with a steel chair in hand & smacks Jeff right in the skull with it.. Matt then hits Jeff with the Twist Of Fate onto the steel chair.
Matt Hardy- So Jeff you have decided to claim that you're gonna risk your body & life for these people. Well trust me Jeff, that risk will not reap a reward for you as I will once again put you down at Redemption & there is not a fucking thing that you or these dumb fucks can do about it.
We then go back to the ring where Jeremy Borash announces the third matchup of the night.
Jeremy Borash- The following tag team contest is a second round matchup & it is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing team number 1 from Detroit, Michigan at a combined weight of 415 pounds. They are the REAL Tag Team Champions Of The World & the IWGP Junior Tag Team Champions, Chris Sbain & Skex Shelley together they are The Motor City Machine Guns
1967 Remix by Dale Oliver hits as The Motor City Machine Guns walk down to the ring with their titles to massive heel heat.
Jeremy Borash- And introducing their opponents being accompanied by Natalya Neidhart & Teddy Hart from Calgary Alberta, Canada at a combined weight of 455 pounds. They are Harry Smith & T.J. Wilson together they are The Hart Dynasty.
Hitman Remix by Jim Johnston hits as The Hart Dynasty walk down to the ring to a thunderous ovation from their hometown crowd despite being heels.
Match 3: Round 2 in the HCW World Tag Team Championship Tournament: IWGP Junior Tag Team Champions & REAL World Tag Team Champions The Motor City Machine Guns vs The Hart Dynasty (w/ Natalya Neidhart & Teddy Hart).
Chris Sabin & T.J. Wilson start the matchup off for their teams as this tag team matchup gets underway. Wilson gains the early advantage by utlitzing a series of high paced moves to take Sabin down to the mat. Sabin then comes back & utilizes a series of high paced moves of his own to take Wilson down to the mat & shift the matchup into his teams favor. Sabin then delivers a series of kicks to Wilson's ribs & then arrogantly tags in his tag team championship partner Alex Shelley. Shelley then continues his teams advantage by kicking WIlson in the ribs & then he grabs the Canadian Flag & whipes his ass with it which really pisses off the canadian crowd. Shelley then switches his style up a bit to a technical style of wrestling by locking Wilson in a camel clutch. After a few minutes, Harry Smith comes in & kicks Shelley in the face to allow Wilson enough time to recover & tag Smith into the matchup. Smith then utilizes a series of brawling like moves to take Shelley down & the canadian crowd is loving every minute of it. Smith then hits Shelley with a series of forearm shots to the head & then switches his style to a technical style of wrestling by locking Shelley in a Camel Clutch hold of his own. Smith then breaks the hold after Shelley gets the ropes, but Smith's team is in full control of the matchup. Smith then gets Shelley up to his feet & forcefully whips him into the corner. The Hart Dynasty then proceed to work over Shelley by using a combination of dirty tactics, basic double team moves & tagging eachother in & out to keep eachother fresh. Smith then tags T.J Wilson back into the matchup. Wilson then delivers a series of kicks to Shelley's back. Wilson then tries to lock in the Sharpshooter, but Shelley uses his leg strength to hit Wilson with the Monkey Flip. Shelley then manages to get to his feet & kicks Wilson in the face to bring him down to the mat. Shelley then gets Wilson up & whips him to his teams corner. The Motor City Machine Guns then proceed to work over Wilson by using a combination of dirty tactics, double team moves & tagging eachother in & out to keep eachother fresh. Shelley then tags Sabin back into the matchup. Sabin then maintains his teams advantage by utilizing a series of kicks & springboard moves to keep Wilson down. Sabin then switches to a technical style of wrestling as he locks Wilson in a single legged Boston Crab. After minutes of fighting the move, the hometown crowd gives Wilson the strength to get out of the move. Wilson is now onto his feet & delivers a series of kicks & then follows that up by hitting Sabin with the Enzuigiri & both men are now down in the ring. Wilson just manages to make the hot tag to Harry Smith. Smith is on fire as he hits Sabin with a series of clotheslines to fire up the crowd. Smith then hits Sabin with a crushing Running Powerslam that his father made famous. Smith then tries to grab Sabin's legs, but Sabin kicks Smith off of him. Shelley then distracts the referee while Sabin kicks Smith in the balls & then hits him witht he Cradleshock while Shelley knocks Wilson off of the ring apron. Sabin then makes the cover onto Smith.
1...2...3. Your winners of the match the IWGP Junior Tag Team Champions & the REAL Tag Team Champions Of The World The Motor City Machine Guns.
The Motor City Machine Guns then grab their titles & retreat up the ramp to major heat from the canadian crowd.
We then go to the back where A.J. Styles & Christopher Daniels are havng a conversation.
A.J. Styles- So management gave you match against me for my Television title at Redemption?
Christopher Daniels- Yeah pretty much. I mean at least I wasn't fired, but in all seriousness. Are you cool with us facing eachother?
A.J. Styles- Of course. We have to face eachother in HCW eventually so I have absolutely no problem facing you. We will steal the show. May the best man win.
Christopher- Exactly may the best man win.
Both A.J. Styles & Christopher Daniels shake hands & go their separate ways.
We then go back to the ring where Jeremy Borash is going ot announce the fourth matchup of the night.
Jeremy Borash- The following.....
Suddenly UFC ring announcer Bruce Buffer appears from out of nowhere & attacks Jeremy Borash from behind with a lead pipe. Buffer then continues to beat Borash down with the lead pipe until blood starts flowing from Borash's head.
Bruce Buffer- Get this ****** fucking clown out of here. The ring announcing duties are mine. Now where were we. Oh yeah, this next contest is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing to the ring first at this time being accompanied by UFC President Dana White, he is fighting out of Hilo, Hawaii & he weighed in this morning at 155 pounds. He is the current reigning & defending UFC Lightweight Champion Of The World this is "The Prodigy" B.J. Penn.
A random theme song hits as B.J. Penn & Dana White come out to the ring to a nice reaction from the crowd.
Bruce Buffer- And introducing his opponent to the ring at this time, he is fighting out of Tokyo, Japan & he weighed in this morning at 210 pounds. This is Tajiri.
Imperial City by Jesus Mercedes from Extreme Music Library hits as Tajiri walks down to the ring to a pretty nice reception from the crowd.
Match 4: UFC Lightweight Champion "The Prodigy" B.J. Penn(w/Dana White) vs Tajiri.
B.J. Penn & Tajiri pound eachothers fists(like in a boxing match) & lock up in the middle of the ring as this matchup gets underway. Tajiri goes to work on Penn by using his martial arts kicks to take down Penn. Penn then comes back & hits Tajiri with a series of MMA like moves to take Tajiri down. Penn then starts to work over Tajiri's arm & eventually locks him in an armbar submission hold. Tajiri manages to get to a verticle base & then proceeds to hit Penn with a crucifix headscissors to take him down. Tajiri then wraps his legs around Penn's head & locks him in a triangle choke hold. After minutes of fighting the hold, Penn eventually gets to his feet & reverses the triangle choke into an MMA like side slam & both men are now down in the ring. Both Penn & Tajiri are now onto their feet & both men are now trading kicks with eachother with Penn's kicks getting the advantage over Tajiri & this matchup is now in Penn's favor. Penn then gets Tajiri & tries to lock him into a Guillotine Chokehold, but Tajiri reverses it into a Northern Lights Suplex. Tajiri then gets Penn to his knees & tries to hit him with the Buzzsaw Kick, but Penn ducks it & immediately hits Tajiri with a Brainbuster DDT & eventually goes to cover Tajiri.
1...2...3. Your winner of the match the UFC Lightweight Champion "The Prodigy" B.J. Penn.
B.J. Penn & Dana White celebrate the victory in the ring.
We then go to an advertisement video for HCW Redemption.
We then go to another video & this video now highlights the history that The Zombie & Johnny Christ had together.
We then go back to the ring.
The Zombie's music hits as The Zombie comes out to the ring with his bat in his right hand, a microphone in his left hand & he is not alone as he is being accompanied by Triple H, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall & Sean Waltman.
The Zombie- You see a while back I attacked Johnny Christ who I considered my best friend in the business, fuck he was like a brother to me, but he's a traitor cause he didn't have the balls to tell me that he was leaving CWW for this shitty promotion called HCW.
The HCW crowd boos The Zombie as he says distasteful comments towards HCW.
The Zombie- Now all you people are gonna ask why am I aligning myself with these 4 men who are in the ring with me at this time? Well you see they are disgruntled with HCW management as they strongly feel that they're being held back by HCW management as they're not getting what they rightfully deserve from this piece of shit promotion.
The HCW crowd is giving The Zombie huge heel heat as The Zombie gives Triple H the microphone.
Triple H- Thank you Zombie. You see The Zombie said it perfectly, me, Big Kev, Sean & Scott are being held down by management. I am not getting the HCW World Title match that I rightfully deserve & I for one am very pissed off about that. Kev & Scott want a world tag team title match, but yet there is a tournament going on to determine who faces The Comic Book Connection at Redemption & yet Kevin & Scott aren't given the opportunity to enter the tournament & also Sean wants an HCW World Television Title matchup against A.J. Styles but yet instead management decided to have A.J. face his good friend Christopher Daniels at Redemption for the title instead. The point that i'm getting at is that we received an offer from Greg Dempsey to jump ship from HCW so we won't have to deal with all the bullshit that goes on here & we have taken him up on that offer as we are now jumping ship to the great company known as CWW. The Zombie, myself, Kevin, Scott & Sean are now an alliance & we are now known as The Dangerous Kliq.
Sexy boy by Shawn Michaels hits as "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels comes on the ramp with a microphone in hand & the fans are booing him loudly despite him being a face.
Shawn Michaels- Really Hunter. What was the point in begging me to bring back the band exactly?
Triple H- Shawn don't take this personally, but this is business & I am so sick & tired of HCW management always holding us down so we have decided to form an alliance with The Zombie & together we will destroy HCW piece by piece.
Shawn Michaels- Pretty much you played me like a fool Hunter. Well I am not gonna join you. I love it here in HCW & i'm gonna help HCW reign supreme in any way I can. So with you apparantly being against HCW & more importantly being against me, I have decided ah what the heck, come on down Booker T & Johnny Christ.
Rap Sheet (TNA Remix) by Dale Oliver hits as both Booker T & CWW World Heavyweight Champion Johnny Christ join HBK on the ramp.
Booker T- Zombie. Now you got lucky that our match at Superbash ended in a no contest, but now as for my challenge to you at Redemption, well it's quite simple actually. It's gonna be me teaming up with the my brother Stevie CWW World Heavyweight Champion Johnny Christ, "The Heartbreak Kid" himself Shawn Michaels & a partner of our choosing to take on you Zombie & your prison rape buddies in a 10 man tag team match. Now CAN YOU DID THAT!!!!!!!!!! SUCKA.
A referee goes down the ramp & into the ring.
No More Words by EnderafteR hits as Jeff Hardy comes down the ring to a thunderous ovation from the crowd.
Shawn Michaels, Booker T & Johnny Christall come down the ramp & are now at ringside to make sure that The Dangerous Kliq don't get involved in the matchup..
Match 5: The Zombie vs Jeff Hardy.
The Zombie & Jeff Hardy just start going after eachother as this matchup gets underway. Jeff gains the early advantage by using a combination of speed moves to take down The Zombie. The Zombie then makes a comback & hits a series of brawling moves to take down Jeff. The Zombie then places Jeff's head into the corner & starts to stomp a mudhole in him. Triple H then hands Zombie a stell chair which prompts Booker T, Johnny Christ & Shawn Michaels to start a brawl with Triple H & the rest of The Dangerous Kliq. Meanwhile in the ring, The Zombie levels Jeff Hardy in the skull with the chair.
Your winner of the match by disqualification "The Extreme Enigma" Jeff Hardy.
The Zombie doesn't give a shit about the match result as he keeps hitting Jeff Hardy with the chair. Jeff's brother Matt comes in the ring & hits The Zombie with the steel chair in the ring & it seems like Matt is helping his brother. Matt then grabs the steel chair & hits Jeff in the head with it & then follows it up by hitting Jeff with the Twist Of Fate & the crowd is giving Matt some heel heat.
Matt Hardy then raises the steel chair & celebrates while standing over Jeff's lifeless body.
We then go to a video package that highlights the current situation of the whole Undertaker/Kane/Samoa Joe/UFC situation that has been brewing for the past few weeks.
We then go to a different part of the arena where The Dangerous Kliq has ran into the UFC crew.
Brock Lesnar- What the fuck are you looking at?
Kevin Nash- I'm looking at a little bitch who's gonna be titleless real soon.
Brock Lesnar- Well at least i'm not 100 years old & out of my prime & at least I can still walk unlike you you old piece of shit.
Brock then slaps the shit out of Kevin Nash. Nash then tries to go after Lesnar, but The Dangerous Kliq is holding Nash back while the UFC Crew is getting Lesnar to walk away from the situation.
We then go back to the ring where Bruce Buffer announces the main event matchup of the night.
Bruce Buffer- Ladies & gentlemen, boys & girls, this is your main event matchup of the evening & it is scheduled for 1 fall & it is a tag team matchup. Introducing team number 1 first, being accompanied by "The Human Suplex Machine" Taz, he is fighting out of Huntington Beach, California & he weighed in this morning at 290 pounds. He is the current reigning & defending HCW Beatdown Champion Of The World, this is "The Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe.
Samoan Style by Dale Oliver hits as Samoa Joe & Taz walk down to the ring to some heat from the crowd.
Bruce Buffer- And introducing his tag team partner being accompanied by UFC President Dana White & he is fighting out of Minneapolis, Minnesota & he weighed in this morning at 265 pounds. He is the current reigning & defending UFC Heavyweight Champion Of The World this is Brock Lesnar.
Next Big Thing by Jim Johnston hits as Brock Lesnar & Dana White walk down to the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd.
Bruce Buffer- And introducing their opponents at a combined weight of 422 pounds. They are Kane & the HCW Heavyweight Champion Of The World The Undertaker together they are The Brothers Of Destruction.
Burned Intro/Rest In Peace by Jim Johnston hits as both Kane & The Undertaker come down to the ring together to a thunderous ovation from the crowd.
Main Event Match: HCW Beatdown Champion "The Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe (w/Taz) & UFC Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar (w/Dana White) vs The Brothers Of Destruction(Kane & HCW World Heavyweight Champion The Undertaker).
Brock Lesnar & Kane start the match off for their teams as this matchup gets underway. Lesnar gains the early advantage by utilizing a series of MMA like moves to take down Kane. Kane then comes back & hits Lesnar with a series of brawling like moves to take Lesnar down & shift the matchup into his favor. Kane then whips Lesnar off of the ropes & nails him with the Big Boot to the face. Kane then makes the tag to his brother The Undertaker. The Undertaker then hits a series of punches & then hits Lesnar with the uppercut to take him down. The Undertaker then tries to hit the body splash in the corner, but Lesnar moves out of the way. Lesnar then uses a series of MMA like moves to take down The Undertaker & shift the momentum of the match into his favor. Lesnar then gets The Undertaker onto his feet & whips him into his teams corner. Lesnar & Samoa Joe then proceed to work over The Undertaker by utilizing a combination of dirty tactics, basic double team moves & tagging eachother in & out to keep eachother fresh. Lesnar then tags Samoa Joe back into the match. Samoa Joe then starts hitting The Undertaker with a few right handed punches followed by an Inverted Atomic Drop, then followed by a running single legged drop kicked & finally finished with a running senton & this matchup is still in Samoa Joe & Lesnar's favor. Samoa Joe then picks The Undertaker up & tries to powerslam him, but The Undertaker gets out of it & hits Samoa Joe with a back suplex & both men are now down in the ring. Both The Undertaker & Samoa Joe get to their feet & start throwing punches at eachother with The Undertaker's punches getting the advantage over Samoa Joe. The Undertaker then picks Samoa Joe's fat ass up & hits him with The Snake Eyes followed up by the Big Boot to the face & then the Leg Drop. The Undertaker then raises his hand up as he signals for the Chokeslam. The Undertaker tries to hit the Chokeslam, but Samoa Joe powers out of it & hits The Undertaker with the T-Bone suplex & both men are now down in the ring. Both Samoa Joe & The Undertaker eventually get to their feet & start throwing a shit load of punches at eachother with The Undertaker's punches finally getting the advantage over Samoa Joe's punches. The Undertaker then kicks Samoa Joe in the gut & tries to hit him with The Last Ride, but Samoa Joe reverses it into a Back Body Drop. Samoa Joe then gets The Undertaker up & attempts to hit him with the Muscle Buster, but The Undertaker counters it into a DDT & both men were down in the ring until The Undertaker did his signature Sit Up & the crowd goes absolutely fucking insane as they are witnessing a fantastic matchup. The Undertaker then locks Samoa Joe in the Hell's Gate. Samoa Joe powers out of the Hell's Gate & manages to hit The Undertaker with a bone crushing Samoan Drop & goes for a pin, but The Undertaker just manages to kick out which pisses Samoa Joe off. Samoa Joe then gets The Undertaker up & tries to use The Undertaker's Tombstone Piledriver against him, but The Undertaker uses his power to reverses it by hitting Samoa Joe with a thunderous headscissors. The Undertaker then gets Samoa Joe up to his feet & manages to hit him with a crushing Tombstone Piledriver & goes for the pin attempt.
1...2...3. Your winners of the match The Brothers Of Destruction.
The UFC crew then comes into the ring & tries to take out Kane & The Undertaker, but to no avail as The Brothers Of Destruction make short work of them. Taz then comes in, but both Kane & The Undertaker make him pay for his sins as they hit him with the Double Chokeslam.
Both Kane & The Undertaker do their celebration taunts as the fans are going absolutely nuts for them as this weeks edition of Pistol Pistol comes to a close.
Biggest Pops:
The Hart Dynasty(despite being heels but tonights show was booked in their hometown though)
The Undertaker
Kane
A.J. Styles
Sting
Biggest Heat:
Shawn Michaels(despite being a face, but since the show was booked in Calgary Alberta, Canada then you know why he was booed)
Triple H(same reason as Shawn Michaels)
The Zombie
The Motor City Machine Guns
Randy Orton
Fireworks go off as Jim Ross & Jerry "The King" Lawler welcome us to Danger live from the AT&T Center in San Antonio, Texas.
Hail Mary by 2Pac hits as HCW Owner "Da Xtreme Gangasta" James Baker comes down to the ring.
James Baker- Welcome to HCW Danger yeah.
HCW Crowd- H-C Dub H-C Dub H-C Dub
James Baker- Hahahaha y'all are some blood thirsty crazy mother fuckers & I love y'all for that. Now before we get all mushy & all that bullshit in the world. Tonight we are live in San Antonio, Texas. Man it feels great to be back in the state that I was born in, but we have a great load of action tonight as our main event matchup will consist of the NWA World Heavyweight Champion "The Rated R Superstar" Edge to take on John Cena & also we will have Psicosis to take on his old Mexicools stablemate Juventud Guerrera & also we have the ROH World Heavyweight Chamion the legendary Jushin "Thunder" Liger to take on the most notorious dick sucker Randy Orton.
Suddenly Randy Orton comes from the crowd & hits James with the RKO from out of nowhere.
Randy Orton then just stares at James Baker as the crowd is giving him some major heel heat.
We then go to the back where Joey Styles is standing by with The Latino Nation.
Joey Styles- After the horrendous rundown of Latino Nation leader Rey Mysterio Jr, I am here with The Latino Nation to ask question about who do they think ran over Rey Mysterio?
Evan Bourne- Joey. I can look at you straight in the face & say that Konnan had a hand in this & I believe that he paid someone alot of cash to run down Rey, but none of us in the Latino Nation know who ran down Rey or why they ran down Rey, but we will do anything necessary to find that out.
We then go back to the ring where Lillian Garcia announces the first matchup of the night.
Lillian Garcia- The following 6 man tag team matchup is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing team number 1 first the HCW United States Champion Snoop Dogg & the HCW Tag Team Champions Dr Dre & Eminem.
Bitch Please II by Eminem hits as Dr Dre, Eminem & Snoop Dogg come down to the ring to a great reception from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia- And introducing team number 2 first from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania weighing in at 242 pounds "The King Of Old School" Steve Corino.
Come With Me by Diddy & Jimmy Page hits as Steve Corino comes down to the ring to a bit of heel heat.
Lillian Garcia- And introducing their tag team partners being accompanied to the ring by the HCW Hardcore Champion Chris Jericho, at a combined weight of 435 pounds The Jericho & The Jericho 2000
Break The Walls Down by Jim Johnston hits as Chris Jericho leads his crew down to the ring to massive heel heat.
Match 1: HCW United States Champion Snoop Dogg & HCW Tag Team Champions Dr Dre & Eminem vs Steve Corino, The Jericho & The Jericho 2000(w/HCW Hardcore Champion Chris Jericho).
Snoop Dogg & The Jericho start the match off for their teams as this 6 man tag team matchup gets underway. The Jericho gains the early advantage by hitting Snoop Dogg with a series of high impact moves. Snoop Dogg then comes back & hits a series of speed like moves to take down The Jericho to shift the match into his teams favor. Snoop Dogg then locks The Jericho in a triangle choke like hold. The Jericho then gets out of the hold & manages to hit Snoop Dogg with a facebuster. The Jericho then starts kicking Snoop Dogg repeatedly in the ribs & then starts taunting him. The Jericho then tags in The Jericho 2000 into the matchup. The Jericho 2000 then places his foot on Snoop Dogg's throat until the ref forces Jericho 2000 to break the hold. Jericho 2000 then locks Snoop Dogg in a headlock. Jericho 2000 breaks the hold after Snoop Dogg grabs the ropes. Jericho 2000 then whips Snoop Dogg into the corner. Steve Corino, The Jericho & The Jericho 2000 all proceed to work over Snoop Dogg by using a combination of dirty tactics, double/triple team moves & tagging eachother in & out to keep eachother fresh. Jericho 2000 then tags Steve Corino into the matchup. Corino then starts kicking Snoop Dogg repeatedly in the head & then locks him in a sleeper hold. After minutes of fighting the move, Snoop Dogg gets himself out of the hold & hits Corino with a back suplex & both men are now down in the ring. Snoop Dogg then manages to make the hot tag to Dr Dre. Dr Dre then gets on a house of fire as he starts to hit Corino with a series of clotheslines to shift this matchup in his teams favor & the fans are now on their feet. Dr Dre then whips Corino to the corner & then hits him with the Running Body Splash. Dr Dre then tags Eminem into the matchup. Eminem then gets himself on a huge roll by hitting Corino with a series of high impact moves to take him down. Eminem then tries to hit Corino with the Relaps(Jumping DDT), but The Jericho attacks Eminem from behind. Dr Dre then comes in & just overpowers The Jericho by picking him up & hitting him with a thunderous Powerslam. Jericho 2000 then tries to attack Dr Dre, but Dr Dre sees it coming & hits Jericho 2000 with the fallaway slam & Jericho 2000 has been sent outside of the ring. Meanwhile back in the ring, Corino & Eminem start throwing puches at eachother with Eminem's punches getting the advantage over Corino. Dr Dre then picks Corino up in the Electric Chair position as Eminem goes to the ropes. Eminem then goes off the ropes & he & Dre hit the Aftermath Connection(Electric Chair/Seating Senton combination) & Eminem then goes for the cover.
1...2...3. Your winners of the match Snoop Dogg, Dr Dre & Eminem.
Snoop Dogg, Eminem & Dr Dre all celebrate by raising their titles(& Feast Or Fired briefcase in Dr Dre's case).
We then go to the back where we see Jay Lethal & Kofi Kingston taking hits off the bong while having junk food around them. Matt Hardy then appears.
Kofi Kingston- Hey Matt do you want a hit?
Matt Hardy- Just look at you. You're the type of person that I wouldn't even associate myself with in real life. You're also the type of person that I am trying to rid myself of. You're like my brother Jeff by being a bunch of pot smoking hippies with a ton of cheetos & various amounts of junk food around them. So to answer your question, my answer is no, but fuck no. Take your bongs & shove them up your ass.
Matt Hardy then grabs Kofi's bong & smashes him over the head with it. Matt Hardy then goes for Jay Lethal & starts to beat the hell out of him until his brother Jeff comes & Matt runs away.
We then go back to the ring where Lillian Garcia announces the second matchup of the night.
Lillian Garcia- The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing to the ring first from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania weighing in at 230 pounds he is the only Olympic Gold Medalist in professional wrestling history & he is the HCW World Danger Champion Kurt Angle.
Gold Metal by Dale Oliver & Tha Trademarc hits as Kurt Angle comes down to the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia- And introducing his opponent from Tampa, Florida by way of Toronto Ontario, Canada weighing in at 227 pounds "The Instant Classic" Christian Cage.
Take Over by Dale Oliver hits as Christian Cage comes down to the ring & gets a huge pop from the fans.
Match 2: HCW World Danger Champion Kurt Angle vs "The Instant Classic" Christian Cage.
Kurt Angle & Christian Cage lock up in the middle of the ring as this matchup gets underway. Angle gains the early advantage by hitting a series of takedowns to gain the advantage over Christian. Christian then comes back & hits Angle with a series of clotheslines to shift the matchup into his favor. Christian then gets Angle up & tries to hit him with a scoop slam, but Angle gets out of it & hits Christian with a back suplex. Angle then goes to a technical style of offense by locking in a front face headlock on Christian. Christian gets out of the hold & reverses it into a Northern Lights Suplex for a near fall. Christian then goes to a technical style of his own & locks Angle in a Body Scissors. Angle then uses a bit of his power to get to a verticle base & hit Christian with the Electric Chair. Angle then stomps on Christian repeatedly & then goes back to a technical style of offense by locking in a Rear Naked Choke hold. Christian eventually gets the ropes which forces Angle to break the hold after utilizing the 5 count. Angle then kicks Christian in the ribs repeatedly. Angle then takes the straps down on his ring attire as he looks to either go for the Angle Slam or the Ankle Lock. Angle then goes for the Angle Slam, but Christian gets out of it & rolls Angle up for a near fall. Both Angle & Christian are now on their feet & both of them start throwing a shit load of right handed punches at eachother with Christian's punches getting the advantage over Angle. Christian then hits Angle with a Tornado DDT & both men are now down in the ring. Both Christian & Angle get to their feet before the count of 10 & both men start throwing punches at eachother again with Christian again gaining the advantage over Angle. Christian then comes off the ropes & hits Angle with the clothesline. Christian then tries to hit the Killswitch, but Angle reverses it into an Angle Slam for a near fall. Angle then clearly shows his frustration & immediately locks Christian in the Ankle Lock. After minutes of fighting the hold, Christian finally manages to get to the ropes & Angle is getting even more angry & frustrated for not being able to put Christian away. Angle then drags Christian towards the turnbuckle & tries to hit him with the Belly to Belly suplex towards the turnbuckle, but Christian instead finds a way to reverse the Belly to Belly suplex attempt into a victory roll pin.
1...2...3. Your winner of the match "The Instant Classic" Christian Cage.
Kurt Angle then gets to his feet & attacks Christian Cage from behind while he's celebrating his victory. John Cena comes out & joins Angle in on the attack & they attack him for a while until Edge runs down the ramp & makes the save for Christian Cage by getting a few shots in on Cena before Cena rakes Edge in the eyes & gets out of the ring & retreats up the ramp with Kurt Angle.
Edge then helps Christian Cage up to his feet & they both look up to the ramp at Kurt Angle & John Cena with pissed off looks on their faces.
We then go to the titantron where a promotional ad for HCW's upcoming pay per view Redemption is being advertised.
We then go back to the ring where Lillian Garcia announces the 3rd matchup of the night.
Lillian Garcia- The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing to the ring representing the Latino Nation from Mexico City, Mexico weighing in at 170 pounds Juventud Guerrera.
Wherever I May Roam by Metallica hits as Juventud Guerrera makes his entrance to the ring to a decent reception from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia- Adn introducing his opponent representing the Mexican Mafia from Tijuana, Baja California, Mexico weighing in at 220 pounds Psicosis.
Cowboys From Hell by Pantera hits as Psicosis maks his entrance down the ring to some heel heat from the crowd.
Match 3: Juventud Guerrera vs Psicosis.
Juventud Guerrera & Psicosis lock up in the middle of the ring as this matchup gets underway. Juventud gains the early advantage by hitting a series of high paced moves to take down Psicosis. Psicosis comes back & uses a series of high paced moves of his own to take down Juventud. Psicosis then switches to a technical style of offense by locking Juventud in a chin lock. Juventud reverses the hold & hits Psicosis with the jawbreaker. Juventud then hits Psicosis with a sitting dropkick. Juventud then goes to the top rope & hits Psicosis with the diving crossbody to take him down. Juventud then raises Psicosis to his knees & tries to kick him in the head, but Psicosis ducks the kick & immediately hits Juventud with a bulldog. Psicosis then starts kicking Juventud in the ribs repeatedly & then flips the finger towards the crowd as they are giving him some heat. Psicosis then locks Juventud in an armbar. Juventud eventually gathers enough strength to get out of the move & suplex Psicosis over the rope & down onto the floor below. Juventud then dives over the ropes & hits Psicosis with the Springboard Moonsault onto Psicosis & both men are now down outside of the ring. Both Psicosis & Juventud start fighting eachother outside of the ring. Psicosis then starts working over Juventud's back by repeatedly ramming his back against the ring apron. Psicosis then whips Juventud back into the ring then he goes back into the ring himself. Psicosis then goes to the top roes & tries to hit the Diving Guillotine Leg Drop, but Juventud wisely moves out of the way & now both men are down in the ring. Both Psicosis & Juventud get to their feet & start throwing a series of punches at eachother with Juventud's punches getting the advantage over Psicosis. Juventud then manages to hit Psicosis with the DDT. Juventud then goes to the top rope & tries to hit the 450 Splash, but Psicosis moves out of the way & Juventud lands on the mat. Psicosis then attempts to hit the Psycho Stunner, but Juventud pushes Psicosis from behind. Juventud then tries to hit the Juvi Driver, but Psicosis gets out of it. Psicosis then tries to hit the Psycho Stunner, but Juventud again gets out of it. Juventud then immediately hits Psicosis with the Juvi Driver. Juventud then goes to the top rope & hits Psicosis with the 450 Splash & then goes for the cover.
1...2...3. Your winner of the match Juventud Guerrera.
Juventud Guerrera celebrates his victory until Psicosis recovers & attacks Juvi from behind. The Mexican Mafia then all come from the crowd & join in on the beatdown until the remaining members of the Latino Nation come out & the Mexican Mafia all retreat through the stands.
We then go to the back where Edge is being interviewed by Eve Torres.
Eve Torres- Edge. Tonight you will go one on one with John Cena who you have a long & storied history with. What are your thoughts on facing Cena tonight in the main event?
Edge- Well yes I do have a storied rivalry with Cena. I mean I defeated him to win my first of multiple world titles by cashing in my Money In The Bank Briefcase against him 3 years ago & look at where I am today. Now at Redemption I get to face another long time rival & former friend of mine in Kurt Angle. You see Kurt, at Redemption I will beat you in that 3 Stages Of Hell match & I will not only walk out of Redemption with my NWA World Heavyweight Championship, but I will also take back my HCW World Danger Championship in the process.
We then go back to the ring where Lillian Garcia announces the 4th matchup of the night.
Lillian Garcia- And introducing their opponents from Chicago, Illinois at a combined weight of 455 pounds. CM Punk & Colt Cabana they are The Second City Saints.
[COLOR="Black]This Fire Burns by Killswitch Engage hits as CM Punk & Colt Cabana walk down to the ring to a huge ovation from the crowd.[/COLOR][/B]
[B][COLOR="Red"]Lillian Garcia- Introducing their opponents at a combined weight of 471 pounds. Santino Marella & William Regal they are The All-American Europeans[/COLOR]
Gladiators by Jim Johnston hits as William Regal is walking down to the ring with a purpose while Santino Marella is flirting with females.
Match 4: Third Round matchup in HCW World Tag Team Championship Tournament: The Second City Saints vs The All-American Europeans.
Santino Marella & CM Punk start the matchup off for their teams as this tag team matchup gets underway. Santino gets the early advantage by using an MMA style of offense to take down Punk. CM Punk then comes back by using his speed & quickness to take down Santino. Santino then goes back to an MMA style of offense as he hits an MMA style slam on Punk. Santino then tags in William Regal & he & Santino hit Punk with a double team move. Regal then continues his teams advantage by utilizing a series of brawling style moves to take down Punk. Regal then immediately switches his style to a technical style of wrestling as he locks a bow & arrow submission hold on Christ. After minutes of fighting the move, Punk gets some strength into him & gets out of the move. Punk then finds enough energy & hits Regal with the a round house like kick & both men are now down in the middle of the ring as the crowd is really into this matchup. Punk then drags his body & makes the hot tag to Colt Cabana. Cabana is on fire as he hits a series of high paced moves to take Regal down to the mat. Cabana then knocks Santino off of the ring apron & this matchup has finally shifted back into the favor of the Second City Saints. Cabana then gets Regal up to his feet & starts to use a series of brawling moves to take Regal down & keep the advantage in his teams favor. Meanwhile CM Punk tries to attempt a Suicide Dive onto Santino outside of the ring, but Santino wisely moves out of the way & Punk is now down outside of the ring. Regal then gains the advantage & rakes Cabana in the eyes. Regal then signals Santino to come in the ring. Regal then grabs a set of brass knuckles & hits Cabana in the jaw & Santino follows that up by hitting a Swinging Neckbreaker on Cabana as Regal goes for the cover.
1...2...3. Your winners of the match The All-American Europeans.
The All-American Europeans celevrate their victory while both CM Punk & Colt Cabana are laid out.
We then go to the titantron where a second promotional ad for HCW's upcoming pay per view Redemption is being advertised.
We then go back to the ring where Lillian Garcia announces the 5th matchup of the night.
Lillian Garcia- The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing first from Japan weighing in at 210 pounds he is the ROH World Heavyweight Champion Jushin "Thunder" Liger.
Japanese Theme Song hits as Jushin Liger carries his title on his shoulder as he is making his way to the ring to a massive reception from the crowd
Match 5: ROH World Heavyweight Champion Jushin "Thunder" Liger vs Randy Orton.
Jushin Liger & Randy Orton lock up in the middle of the ring as this non title matchup gets underway. Liger gains the early advantage by hitting a series of speed moves to take down Benjamin. Orton then comes back & hits Liger with a series of brawling like moves of his own to shift the matchup into his favor. Orton then swithes to a technical style of wrestling as he locks in a side headlock on Liger. Liger then uses his legs to kick Orton off of him & then rocks Orton with a Buzzsaw like kick to his jaw. Liger then gets Orton up & whips him into the turnbuckle. Liger then tries to hit the running Monkey Flip, but Orton notices it & hits Liger with the inverted backbreaker. Orton then goes back to a technical style of offense by once again locking Liger in a side headlock. Orton then raises Liger to a verticle base & nails him with a DDT. Orton then gets Liger up onto his feet & hits him with a few punches & then hits Liger with the scoop slam & then follows that up with a running forearm shot to Liger's head & chest. Orton then kicks Liger repeatedly in the ribs. Orton then goes back to a technical style by locking Liger in a sleeper hold. After minutes of fighting the move, Liger uses a bit of strength in his body & hits Ortonn with an Electric Chair & both men are now down in the ring. Both Liger & Orton get up on their feet & start throwing punches at eachother. Liger then hits Orton with a hurricanrana & shifts the matchup back into his favor. Liger then gets Orton up & tries to hit him with the Liger Bomb, but Orton gets out of it & then hits Liger with the Inverted Backbreaker. Orton then gets into his psychotic faze & goes to the corner to set up for the punt kick. Orton then tries to hit the punt kick, but Liger ducks the kick & tries to hit the Liger Bomb, but Orton gets out of it & hits Liger with the RKO & Orton goes for the cover.
1...2...3. Your winner of the match Randy Orton.
Randy Orton then goes to the corner & is getting ready to punt Liger in the skull. Orton then runs & punts Liger in the head as the crowd is booing him loudly. HCW Owner "Da Xtreme Gangsta" James Baker comes down the ramp, but the damage to Liger has already been done as he's just laying there in the ring. Austin Aries then comes down to the ring & spits on Liger & picks up the ROH World Heavyweight Titles & raises it up in the air as the crowds giving him some major heat.
We then go to the titantron where this weeks editon of Beatdown is being hyped up as Samoa Joe will face off against Bryan Danielson in the main event on Beatdown.
We then go back to the ring where Lillian Garcia announces the main event matchup of the night
The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing first from Toronto Ontario, Canada weighing in at 250 pounds he is the NWA World Heavyweight Champion & "The Rated R Superstar" Edge.
Metallingus by Alterbridge hits as Edge does his Rockstar like entrance to a massive reception from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia- And making his way to the ring from West Newberry, Massachussets weighing in at 248 pounds John Cena.
Basic Thuganomics by John Cena hits as the crowd is giving John Cena massive heat while he walks down to the ring.
Main Event Match: NWA World Heavyweight Champion Edge vs John Cena.
Edge & John Cena lock up in the middle of the ring as this main event non title matchup gets underway. Edge gains the early advantage by using a series of speed moves to take down Cena. Cena then comes back & hits a series of brawling like moves to take down Edge & shift the advantage into his favor. Edge then tries to hit him with a scoop slam, but Cena gets out of it & then hits Edge with a powerbomb. Cena then stomps repeatedly on Edge's leg. Cena then drags Edge to the center of the ring & proceeds to lock him in a leg lock. After minutes of fighting the move, Edge just manages to get to the ropes which forces Cena to break the hold. Cena then stomps on Edge's leg again, pulls him to the middle of the ring & locks him in another leg lock. After minutes of fighting the move, Edge uses his free leg to kick Cena off of him. Edge then gets up & hits Cena with a low blow & the fans are approving of this. Edge then kicks Cena in the ribs & starts taunting him with the crowd loving every minute of it. Edge then works over Cena's back by locking him in a half legged Boston Crab. Cena manages to get the ropes, but the submission move did some ultimate damage to him. Edge then drags Cena to the middle of the ring & then locks the Edgecator on Cena to do more damage to his back. Cena then uses his arms to get out of the move by grabbing Edge's leg & making him trip. Cena then manages to get up & starts stomping on Edge's legs. Cena then drags Edge to the middle of the ring & again locks him in a leg lock. After minutes of fighting the move, Edge uses his free leg to kick Cena off of him. Edge then manages to rock Cena with a series of hard punches despite practically being on 1 good leg. Edge then manages to duck a clothesline attempt from Cena & then manages to hit Cena with the Edge O'Matic to shift the matchup into his favor. Edge then hobbles to the corner & is now setting up for the Spear. Edge then goes for the spear, but Cena moves out of the way. Cena then tries to go for the FU, but Edge manages to reverse it into a schoolboy pin attempt.
1...2...3. Your winner of the match the NWA World Heavyweight Champion "The Rated R Superstar" Edge.
Frustration is clearly setting in on Cena as he immediately attacks Edge from behind as he's celebrating his victory. Kurt Angle then comes out with a steel chair & is now repeatedly smashing the chair against Edge's knee & Edge is in serious pain. Angle then start stomping on Edge's knee until Christian Cage comes down to the ring to make the save for Edge. Christian then brawls with John Cena until Angle cracks Christian in the back with a chair. Cena then recovers & now locks Christian in the STFU while Angle has Edge in the Ankle Lock.
After a while, Angle & Cena break the holds & start to celebrate on what they did.
This weeks edition of Danger ends with Kurt Angle & John Cena celebrating together
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